why haven't you bought his game BATTLEBORN™ yet? LOOK

>>380470618
He looks so fucking sad, an out-of-touch adult man trying to act like a teenager, end his career and let him live a normal life

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>>380470618
Cocksucker deserves it for violating MY
PRREEESSSSUHHUSHHH

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>you will never piss on randy's frace while his fat wife eats a triple chocolate cake and his autistic son watches from the shower while making retarded monkey noises

>>380470618
Fuck off emptyhero, stop shilling your shitty videos here.

>>380471525
nice try emptyhero
we all know you're you pretending you're not you so that when you are you you're not the you that you're when you're you

>>380470618
Learn how to aim, Randy. I wouldn't kneel next to that puddle of piss.

http://steamcharts.com/app/394230

>game already down to 600-700 players again

I give it a month before it rolls back to pre-free2play 100 players.

>>380471696
you aren't fooling me, emptyhero

>>380472296
>"you aren't fooling me, emptyhero"

so you ADMIT TO BEING EMPTYHERO!

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>>380471016
>implying randy isn't a mature enlightened individual

>>380472409
nice try, emptyhero, but that was proper grammer

memes aside, its a pretty ok game that never got the chance because of randy pitchford and overwatch shitposters

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QDzZbz-YGYs

>>380470618
quite literally who

>>380472847
randy owns duke nukem™ and created the best selling, chart topping, not at all business destroying game battleborn™!
BUY BATTLEBORN™!

>>380472442
what a fucking faggot

these materialistic hollywood zeitgeist types need to be lit aflame

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Imagine being Randy in this industry and having to be all like "damn, Battleborn, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your wacky proportions and horrific monster faces. I would totally draw porn of you, both female characters and male." when all he really wants to do is sing another incendiary song in a game con. Like seriously imagine having to be Randy and not only sit in your ample office chair while Battleborn spouts its horrific dialog in front of you, the bigots barely going through all its many issues and shady business model, and just sit there, tweet after tweet, hour after hour, while it's patched to perfection. Not only having to tolerate its monstrous HUD but its faux-badass attitude as everyone on Gearbox tells it's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, BATTLEBORN PLAYS LIKE *THAT*?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch fucking gremlin faced characters contort into types of game modes you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been producing nothing but a healthy menu of FPS expansion packs and ports and later alleged Duke Nukem and Alien games for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the liberal boonies in UCLA. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on the desperation as it becomes F2P suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to not pay a dime to sit there and revel in its "hobby-grade (for that is what you call it)" co-op campaign, the campaign worked on so hard by the entire studio in the previous years. And then Burch pitches in another meme attempt, and you know you could kill every single person in the studio before building security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Randy. You're not going to lose your future online feuds over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.

>>380472442
I'm not even religious and this annoys me

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>>380470618
>blunderborn f2p already losing steam
JUST

>>380472442
>be blasphemous
>god crushes your game

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>>380472442
I dont get it.

why does emptyhero do that slur thing so much, it's really not that funny after 10 videos jesus christ, like i get that it's your "thing" but it becomes hard to listen to you

>>380470618
someone post the JUST edit

>>380472442
>>380473327
Disrespecting someone elses beliefs, whether you agree with them or not, is a pretty scummy thing to do.

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Someone make a JUST version of Randy. Like this.

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>>380473756
that's just how black people talk you goofy nugget