It is well known fact that, before being one of the best videogame creators in the world, they tried their luck in other business venues before starting videogame programing.
Nowadays, Nintendo seems to be taking that same direction again, and wants everything to have a Nintendo logo on it. After all, normies easily consume their products because of brand recognition and known quality.
Why is Nintendo not taking advantage of this fact? They could easily create one of those love hotels again and they would have reservervations for years, with normies desperate for an opportunity just to fuck in a Mario-themed room with a chick dressed as Peach.
Do you think Nintendo could make such an idea work nowadays? How do you think they could market such a thing in order to work?
>their slogan is "your princess might be in this castle"
>there are a bunch of "WAHOO, YIPEE, 1-UP" sounds everywhere while you have sex
>normie girls actually dig this shit
Chads everywhere would be BTFO
What a great idea!
And after they had a full house they could lock them inside and burn the place down. A few less degenerates in the world is always good thing.
>>380464528
>Zelda themed room
>"Do you have the courage and wisdom to exert your power and satisfy the goddesses?"
>>380464528
>there are a bunch of "WAHOO, YIPEE, 1-UP" sounds everywhere while you have sex
Rig the bed with a pressure sensor, have it make coin sounds.
For a high score, you get a Yoshi plushy. Bitches love Yoshi.
>>380465101
As soon as real-doll technology is advanced enough, this is exactly what will happen. Why else would Nintendo make so many semen demons?