Am I the only one who hates this posh stuck up bossy bitch?

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>triss shitposter makes thread number 13521

>>380436842

>acts like a bitch all the time
Not really
>has zero personality
The reason you think she's a bitch is BECAUSE she has a shitton of personality.

>>380436918
Being bossy and high maintenance =/= personality

>>380436842
Ignore the contrarian shitposters on /v/. The only logical choice is Triss.

>it's a low-test OP can't handle a strong woman thread

>>380436842
She's even worse in the books. She's just a mega cunt. I doubt Geralt would want anything to do with her if it wasn't for the wish.

>>380437118
THIS

>>380437138
this tbqh

>be super chad
more like
>be beta bitch boy

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>all those samefag meme replies about things they dont understand
When will this end

I would rather both of them fuck off, the only reason they are there is for the plot to advance.

>>380437272
ok, if you disagree with me, post something likeable about her

Go on

.....I'll wait

>high maintenance

Yeah, she can fuck right off. I'll settle for the moeblob.

>>380437319
Le smug British lady who probably doesnt wipe or flush the toilet

>It's another thread where trissfags can't appreciate a love that isn't more than just skin deep
Oh boyyyy here we go.

>>380437106
>bossy
can't handle the bantz lmao
>high maintenance
welcomes geralt back with open arms and spread legs after he's shagged half the kingdom for a few years

Triss is the one who completely lacks personality. She was far better in Witcher 1 & 2, in Witcher 3 she was a god-awful bland waifu character.

>>380437118
T H I S
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>>380437106
Being a generic anime waifu (triss) that goes "awww daisuki anon-kyun~" =/= personality.

>>380437272
>>380437138
Chads don't jump through hoops and put up with bullshit.

>>380436842
yes you shit low test bad taste pos

>>380437505
What is the love about then? Her bossing geralt around acting like she owns everything

Triss is kind and cares about him, never acts the boss of him.

Yen-shitters need to go back to _reddit.

>>380436842
>Am I the only one
No, but having a bad opinion in company isn't any better than having it alone.

>>380437614
>Her bossing geralt around acting like she owns everything
Name 1 time that she bossed Geralt around

>>380437579
Which is bad how?

Isn't that what we all want in someone? A person to love us and be caring

Geralt isn't a Chad in books though

>>380436842

Honestly i wouldnt even mind her magicly forming a piece of stone into a dick and fucking me wizh it

>>380437586
>Y-you can tell I'm high t-est because my waifu looks down on me, insults me, henpecks me, and makes me sleep in the c-cuck s-shed

>>380437106

You just want a sex doll that will do whatever you want. Like these guys said; >>380437542 >>380437579 a bland anime waifu.

When you grow up, you'll snap out of it anon.

>>380437703
Sounds like you just want a mother figure you can bang and will never challenge you in any way whatsoever.

>>380437586
Is that what you tell yourself while getting pegged?

>>380437690
Geralt help me get this mask from the druid

Geralt doesn't want to

WHY DONT YOU HAVE BALLS AND MAN UP AND DO WHAT I WANT

game makes you do it

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>>380437703
>i want the most boring gf
what the fuck

>>380437761

>this is what low test males actually believe

sad, really.

>>380437781
>its a reddit poster thinks love is some magical spiritual connection and made better by being treated badly

At least you know where you stand

>>380436842
>finally finish Witcher 3 few days ago
>Didn't Save Ciri!
>Didn't get Triss or Yen
>Get to watch Geralt kill the last witch and sit lonely while monsters swarmed in
>Feel like a fucked up.

Everyone who likes yen had over bearing, controlling mothers

Everyone who likes triss had caring kind mothers

Triss i way cuter

Triss is the only good choice

Guys chosing yenn probably are into pegging

>>380437935

I've never even been to reddit you retard.

>it's an edgy teenager who has no idea how the real world works
>thinks if a woman has some personality, you're automatically a cuck for being with her
>thinks a woman like Yen is actually the boss when it comes down to it
Figures.

>>380438045
Triss looked like she had acne

>>380437832
>literally no other way to get Ciri
>Geralt refusing makes literally no fucking sense
>"WHY DONT YOU HAVE BALLS AND MAN UP AND DO WHAT I WANT" - using autistic inaccurate paraphrasing to make her look "bossy"
retardo

>>380437820
Yup, who doesn't

>>380437890
Cuck betas can't handle the truth. Yennifer is just side meat at best.

>>380438028

I had a caring, kind mother. I think there isn't a kinder woman in the world.
I chose Yen although my rl gf is more like triss.

There was a bit in the garden where I dropped this bit
>in the garden bit
>Geralt we need to corrupt the garden to do this thing we want
>yeah okay
>an explosion happens?
>we're fine though
>she stands up, not a scratch on her
>dialogue choice, pick "What was that?"
>What's that, you piece of shit? Didn't even ask me if I'm okay first despite being clearly right next to you still glammed up like a whore? Fuck you Geralt, insensitive jerk
I've been in a toxic relationship, so I can see the signs. I dropped this bitch and never looked back

>>380437580
He literally fucked her best friend silly for months and her response was "it's o...okay, j...just don't give me details..."

He gets away with a lot of shit that no normal dude would get away with.

>>380438148

Talking so tough, yet is probably a virgin. You kids crack me up each time.

>>380438107
yenn looks like a truck rolled over her face

>>380437969
>you even fucked up typing this post

>>380437368
Nice reddit spacing.

Faggot.

>>380436842
Do people genuinely think that Yennefer hasn't been riding the cock carousel since Geralt sacrificed himself for her?

Did people forget that after Geralt was taken by the hunt to save her she just ran around getting political points by sucking the WHITE FLAME's little candle? and then when Geralt escapes with amnesia and is temporarily free from that Djinn wish he made when he was horny, and he falls in love with Shani and/or Triss who are decent, non-abusive, manipulative chicks, she has the guts to pretend that she was cheated on?

Fuck that shit man. She's a two bit, one pump and dump whore. Stuck up bitch probably wasn't even a good lay.

>>380438218
>What's that, you piece of shit? Didn't even ask me if I'm okay first despite being clearly right next to you still glammed up like a whore? Fuck you Geralt, insensitive jerk
Can you actually give a real quote and not whatever you projected into her words? I don't recall anything like this in that quest.

>>380437870
Yen has zero personality other than being a bitch

>>380438432
This

>>380438432
>she has the guts to pretend that she was cheated on?
Why, because she doesn't want the details of his fuck adventures with Triss? Don't you see how it would still be painful for her emotionally, regardless of there being a logical explanation for it?
Nobody's pretending that Yen wasn't riding the cock carousel btw
She and Geralt were born to fuck and that's why they're good for each other

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>>380438464
>Yen has zero personality

>i haven't played the games
>i haven't read the books

Trissfags are so unbearable

>>380438436
It was along those lines
>Ugh, not even going to ask if I'm okay?
>Just, so typical of you Geralt

>>380438605
>read all the books
>play all the games
>yen fag claims I haven't because I think she is a bad person and not someone I would bare to be with

Mmmmmk reddit

>>380438759
That's bantz you god damn retard
Yenn is 100% bantz

>>380437781
....

>Triss risks her life, gets captured, tortured, and hunted for Geralt
>Jennifer's first act is to almost get Geralt killed by a Djinn, then she abandons him after he gets captured by the hunt (while rescuing her nonetheless), and she runs off to get brownie points by sucking off Emyhr and every noble in Nilfgard.

>>380438828
>lying on the internet

>>380438351
How? Did the spoilers not show up for you or something?

>>380438835
>this is bantz to americoons

Try living in aussie, we hate stuck up attitudes. Maybe its just an american thing

>>380438881
Yennefer dies for geralt
Literally

"Boohoo strong women are scary and I'm a beta bitch"

That's what you sound like anon.

>>380438941
>we hate stuck up attitudes
ironically lots of Aussies think they're the best thing since sliced bread

>>380438115
The mask did absolutely nothing for the plot. Could've easily found the village with the craven virgin without it.

>>380438881
b-but muh strong womannnnnn

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>>380436842
yen best girl

trissfags on suicide watch

>>380436842

She's good because she doesn't slobber on your dick all the time, you have to work for her.

She has the MOST personality, she's bitchy all the time, but when she is nice, you've earned it.

>>380439004
I don't think that true. Just because you believe something doesn't make it true.

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>>380439079
this

>>380439073

The developers want you to be with her, that's why. Some story writer had a controlling mother and writes her into his stories, literally forcing you to fuck her for plot

>>380436842
Big boobed tottaly devoted all way sweet redhead is kind of harem manga fanservice territory. I prefer more real characters which is fucked up as Geralt. Ya know, with humpback.

>>380439079
awww good dog, he wants his sugar

>>380438835
>bantz
Theres no venom in bantz
Bantz is playfullike and ironic. She's just a bitch mate

>>380439079
S-shes good because she doesn't really like you and only likes you if you do actions that she demands

Wow, what a catch

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>>380436842
>zero personality

>>380439079
>she's bitchy all the time
>when she is nice, you've earned it.

Really? I need to earn being treated nicely? Why would I want to interact with someone like that?

>>380439281
hahahah yeah lol you mad because even a video game character cucked you.

>>380439332
>Big boobed devoted redhear is manga fanservice
>Somehow dark handsome intelligent 150 years old womanizer swordmaster with gritty voice and cats eyes isn't

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>>380438045
This is what trissfags actually believe

>>380439459
You are overthinking this.

>>380439429
Yeah, you read it right. Thank God you quoted it, quality post

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>>380436842
>Being tricked by the manipulative red head burn victim gypsy.

Kek, found the virgin.

>main characters are all american
>random NPC's are welsh or from the west country
>villains are all upper clash british
Why are the accents in the Witcher so immersion breaking?

>>380439463
Do you know what cuck means?

>>380439486
>dude shes hot lmao just dont listen to her as a character man you're over thinking it
Not him but how bout no

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>>380439524
>trissfag this assblasted by a reaction image

Daughterfu or not, I would have gone with Ciri in a heartbeat given the choice. Barring that, Yen all the way. I felt bad for Triss, considering she let the witch hunters rip her fucking fingernails out to help me, but she just does nothing for me.

>>380439604
He was generalizing. He means she doesn't suck your dick all day especially when ciri is in grave danger. She has no time for this shit.

>>380439674
>he doesn't want his dick sucked all day

Jeez wtf is wrong with yenfags

>>380439603
Yeah it's when you pick Triss over Yen you VG cuck.

>>380439674
How was he generalising? It's a direct quote from >>380439079
You say she doesn't have time for pleasantries, but she clearly has time to chastise you every time you don't behave in the exact way she wants you to

>>380439789
>memeing and taking everything out of context
Yep, a trissfag.

Just wanted to stop by and say that Yen is utter and irredeemable trash only femdom / cuckold fetishists would enjoy.
I don't even care about the other girls that much but Yen is fucking unbearable.

>>380439574
The fuck are you talking about? Most of the main cast doesn't speak with an American accent. Geralt (and the other Witchers), Triss, and Dandelion are the only ones I can think of off the top of my head.

>>380439838
What the fuck are you talking about?

>>380439906
t. trissfag

>>380439975
Have you played the game?

>>380439975
See >>380439079, or just play the game

>>380440028
No i haven't but doesn't mean i don't have an opinion on it so fuck off.

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>fighting over imaginary women
Go get laid you pathetic virgins.

>>380439906
>I don't even care about the other girls that much
trissfag
>>380440028
Are you implying that the quests are somehow canon to her personality?

>>380440120
How about you get the fuck out of here?

>>380440130
>dude she says it in the game but i-its not canon

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yen isnt perfect but she help with ciri stuff

>>380440095
>>380440130
>trissfags now answer for yenfags

>>380436842
Triss
>Useless, anything she does of her own voliton ends up going horribly
>Has no personality outside of wanting Geralt
>Only wants Geralt because he is a witcher, not because of who he is as a person
>Is nothing outside of her interactions with Geral
>Cheats
>Ugly as sin

Yen
>An actual person with motivations and desires
>Gets what she wants because she's smart enough to do so
>Has her own agency, can do things outside of her interactions with Geralt
>Isn't a useless idiot
>Actually loves Geralt
>Can be demanding and high maintenance because she isn't going to let her life be dictated by the fact that she loves a dude
>Doesn't cheat
>Fucking hot

One is for manbabies that want a sex doll that they can save
One is for men who want their woman to be intelligent, strong and independent

>>380440284
Says what?

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why can't we fuck Philippa? you just know that bitchy attitude is pent up sexual tension

>Triss
>kills Menge so you can't find the treasure for your bro Sigismund Dijkstra

dropped right then and there. What a useless cunt

>Triss only cares about the mages and politics, she's shit!
>Triss doesn't care about anything except for Gerhard's dick, she's shit!
So which one is it?

>>380440329
I'm just gonna be honest. I don't like strong women, I like a submissive cute who I can unload on, i am a man baby in some ways but aren't we all?

Yen fags are the same but just had different childhoods, they need order and someone strong to help them. They can't take control or do things on their own ,

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>>380440329

>Yen
>Doesn't cheat

Someone didn't read the books.

>>380436842
Game Yennefer is a retard. Geralt would dump her as soon as possible.

>>380440476
It depends on your choices in the mission, also he's not a bro

>>380440569
I don't want someone strong to help me, I want someone strong because I'm a strong person and a weak person is just baggage to hold you down and stop you from doing the things you want and need to do
I get the whole 'wanting someone who is weaker than you' thing, I used to be like that too, then I grew the fuck up

>>380440329
>Yen
>Doesn't cheat

Nigga, in one of the books she jumps on one of her sorcerer friends dick right after sleeping with Geralt. Then when Geralt challenges the dude to a duel she just skips town. And that is just one instance.

>>380440569
No its just you baby boy. Even i a video game you can't go after the hot girl, fucking pathetic.

>>380440614
I must have missed the one where Yen fucked another guy while still with Geralt
Or were you deriding her for fucking other dudes when she thought he was dead instead of sitting around moping all day like a weak piece of trash

>>380440683
Either you kill him or she does. When she does it its totally unnecessary. It was her idea and she fucked it all up

>>380440704
>is posting on /v/ about make believe women

For some reason I don't believe you

>>380439471
It is. It isn't so manga style obnoxious. At least Yen has insecurities because of her real looks and she has some temper and initiative in desicisons.

To third game Triss is somewhat so sexy-cute-comfy-jam-it-in-already that to choose her is like choose more cute porn video through your smartphone.

Essi Daven was the perfect girl for Geralt

>>380440879
Yeah, because people with lives can't have hobbies right
I'm not gonna try and prove anything to you over the internet but it's just fact that not all of us on here are virgin losers

>>380440704
This anon understands

>>380441029
Me being a virgin has nothing to do with it. I bet you are to.

>>380441029
C'mon even you don't believe that one

>Witcher 3 releases
>play through it, enjoy it
>replay the game like some autist
>first DLC releases, its fucking great
>lose interest in the game
>2 years later finally decide to play B&W
>decide to play the game again
>know literally everything about it, bored out of my mind at some points
>kill everything with just Igni so move fast

should have just started a B&W only save but now Im in too deep

>>380436842

I've never cared about Triss either.
Made the 2nd and 3rd games uninteresting for most of the duration that they put so much focus on two uninteresting characters.

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>>380441137
>He's actually a virgin
>N-no that has nothing to do with the fact that I prefer my animu waifu character over the one that acts like an actually strong woman

>>380441018
> was

>>380441281
To be honest I do spend way more time on /v/ in between girlfriends
Less time for shitposting when you have a girl

>>380441480
Pity they only go for dickheads and niggers

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>>380441018
She was not yennefer.

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>>380441694
trissfags defend this

>>380438115

>Ermion literally tells Geralt that there were other ways to locate Ciri without the mask, but Yen was impatient and those methods would've taken longer than she wanted.

>>380436842
She seems to have strong opinions and I do what I want attitude, but she has shown human compassion etc.

I don't like her because she is a witch and really old.

Is a mage playthrough worth it in witcher 2 and 3? I can't stand the fucking pirouettes fighting.

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>>380441661
Keep telling yourself that Virgin, I know it's the only thing that makes you able to live with yourself
It's not true though

>>380442031
Well mage is a strong word. But you can literally kill anything with Igni in 3 except Wraiths and anything made out of Stone.

Igni -> Let them burn a bit -> igni -> let them burn to death

>>380438432
Triss cheated on him too. Everyone in the witcher world is a degenerate poly-amorous fag.

>>380437542
she cheats on him too

>>380437614
She's willing to literally kill herself to protect Geralt and Ciri. Triss on the other hand sold them both out the moment there was something to gain from it.

They're basically inverse versions of each other. Yen being a cunt on the outside but genuinely loving on the inside.

>>380442519
Yeah, I've never met a women who didn't deserve to die

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>>380436842

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>>380440329
>Yen doesn't cheat

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>>380436842
Don't really like her either desu, bossy bitch.
Shani is objectively bestgirl, all the others are sorcerer whores. Shani doesn't manipulate you, Shani is fertile (can use frozen sperm pre-Witcher rites), and is an all around top girl.

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>>380442801
This, so much this

>>380442885
A triggered redditor who came to this website made this image.

"Why aren't people downvoting posts like this" he thought, as he opened MS paint.

>>380442129
>Everyone in the witcher world is a degenerate poly-amorous fag.
Both Witchers and Sorceresses are sterile. There is no reason for them to be monogamous because there child whose welfare benefits from their parents pair-bonding. Like with homosexuals, partnerships have no long-term purpose, so they become short time-preference whores with multiple sexual partners.

>>380439079
why does a relationship have to work on a job/reward basis? thats not a relationship senpai

>>380442886
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rzGRCPyd-h0

>>380442886
>>380442916
How many girls have you met?
I'll give you that a lot of them are trash people but so are the majority of men, most people in general are just garbage
Keep looking, worthwhile ones exist

Not that I can talk, I'm still not convinced my selfish, spoiled, legitimately evil bitch of an ex isn't the only person I'll ever truly love

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>>380441694
ALL sorceresses are manipulative barren whores
Say NO to sorceresses
Say YES to Shani

How old are Triss and Yen exactly? Imagine the milage they already got on their vaginas, absolutely disgusting

>>380442886
Didn't mean to reply to you in this >>380443383
Meant to reply to >>380442801

>>380443458
It's another
>If a girl has slept with other guys she's used goods
Guy

The point is that if you're better than those other guys she won't fuck anyone else after you
Just because you're so insecure that you think someone could only love you if you're the only love they've ever known doesn't make you right

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>>380443458
think yen is around 100 and triss is 40ish

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>>380440329
Women do not have agency, and when they try to act like they do, things go catastrophically wrong.

>>380443571
its another
>you have to apply real life logic to virtual girls post

>>380443804
When shit women like Triss do yeah
Find yourself a capable woman, they do exist

>>380443571
t. cuck

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>>380436842
I don't hate Yen but she is definitely the lowest ho on the totem pole. I basically prefer every other girl in the game to her, but Shani is best.

>>380443420
This guy gets it.

>>380443806
I'm sorry? Your point is that you should want different things out women in video games because they're in video games?
I don't give a shit what medium the woman comes in, I'm not gonna like her if she's not written well and that means following real logic

>>380443718
100? Yen is a slut so she probably started at 12 years old. Do the math yourself guys

>>380443571
>things can be objectively wrong

Nah

>>380443923
Who would have guessed that I'd be called a cuck by an idiot on 4chan who most likely has never had a real woman besides his mom voluntarily let them touch her

Turns out, the fact that you focus on the guys a woman has been with instead of the woman herself makes you way closer to a cuck than me

I actually have a super huge fetish for seducing girls with boyfriends

>>380443458
>Imagine the milage they already got on their vaginas

>Yen: "I don't faint at the sight of a naked man. Triss Merigold, a friend, says if you've seen one, you've seen them all."

>>380437475
>flushes the toilet
>unironically
trissfags everyone

>>380444048
>1 + 1 =/= 87,546
Be dumber

>>380444009
This is the cringiest post in this entire thread

>>380444407
Talking morals here dumb ass

>>380437154
Why did he make the wish in the first place then?

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>>380444035
yen vs shani comparison

>>380439073

Yen has been fooling around as much as Triss, while being in a relationship with Geraltpoo. Triss has never been in an official relationship with him of any capacity before W3 therefore free to do whatever she wishes.

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>>380443905
Marissa Mayer is literally a perfect woman, but put her in charge if something and it all goes to shit. To be a woman is to not have agency, that's part of their essence.
And if they try to ape men it ends in alienation from their female nature, and disaster for those around them.
Shani knows her place and is content in her role, she works for others as a female cog in a male machine. She's not trying to manipulate global politics (or run a big business) like the sorcerer whores.
Shani is the only truly female love interest.

>>380444627
>thinking you can see how many guys a girl has been with by the size of her vagina or pussy lips

t. virgin

>>380444457
Eh, I have no problem if you only want a virgin, that's your own business, good luck to you
It's the way these lonely motherfuckers convince themselves that any girl who has had sex with another man is worth less because she isn't a shut in loser like them that piss me off
Obviously pretty much no one wants a whore but Virgin and Whore are not the only options of a binary scale and being a whore isn't something that is irreversible, I was a massive manwhore myself back in my late teenage years, that doesn't mean I'll always be one or that I'm 'tainted' in any way
It's the exact same for women

>>380444627
Virgin

>>380444727
I have no idea who that is and I don't give a shit
I'm not here to argue whether women can be effective at being in charge of large scale operations and organisations
What I'm saying is that the right woman should be capable, able to do shit without your help and independent to a degree

>>380445085
>>380445054
>>380444913
>>380444783
>>380444009
>>380443571
>>380443383

Jesus, the autism in this thread is off the charts

>>380445337
>Wanting your woman to be your equal is autism
I think you're confused as to what autism is dude

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>>380445337
faggots killed a perfectly good waifu thread

>>380439459
>Really? I need to earn being treated nicely?
Yes, neutrality is a right. Respect and warmth are privileges.
And this applies to all relationships.

No wonder this generation is so fucked, everyone's an egocentric special snowflake thinking they desserve love just because.

>>380445509
I was happier with that image when I thought it said TOP THOT

>>380445475
>Protecting virtual girls in a video game

There is a time where it just becomes too cringey and we have clearly passed it

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>>380444913
>>380444783
>>380444303
>>380443571
>2017 anno domini
>being this bluepilled

>>380445584
Thanks for le reddit info my man
Have an upvote

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Losers want a moe waifu blob like Triss because they're not aggressive and assertive enough to keep a woman like Yen in her place.

The virgin insult is trite. You may not be a virgin, but you still are half a man. Grow some balls, boys.

>>380445676
t. brainlet
Enjoy being lead around on a leash by sorcerer whores while I live happily ever after in a small regional town running a combined private hospital/monster hunting business with bestgirl Shani

>>380436842
Triss tries too hard and usually fucks things up for everyone. Not to mention how she abused your amnesia to jump your bone.

Yennefer is literally prime wife material: nurturing but stern, serious when she needs to be, playful when she doesn't. Yenn sets her eyes on the horizon and is always planning for the future, which is extra helpful for Geralt as otherwise he'd just wander around, killing drowners for chump change until he died.

>>380445914
You know what's fact bro
Strong, intelligent men don't marry whores who will cheat on and leave them
They marry strong, intelligent women who are their equals and who will love, inspire and challenge them for the rest of their lives

>>380445584
>top pic in the middle
what is the bottom axis

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>>380446189
jesus christ i can see the fedora from here

>>380446189
nigga you sound like you literally just read 20 softcore porn novels for woman and decided to share your "knowledge" on /v/

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>>380446189
>tfw the only woman I've ever met who loved, inspired and challenged me chooses to be a bad person because she knows she's a hot chick who can get away with it
>tfw I still have hope that I can change her into a better person
Why can't I stop being an idiot

>>380436842
>>big boobed red haired witch thirsts for your cock
Triss is the SJW of the Witcher universe.

>>380446329
>Number of female sexual partners since 18
Second line in the title

>>380446356
>>380446385
>Actually having hope that you'll find someone who's perfect is bad
>Wanting a real woman who's worth something rather than being a doormat is also bad
What happened to you guys to make you think that real love is only a meme for fedoras and faggots

>>380436842

If you're actually nice to her she returns the feeling.

Its funny when she acts stern before you say something lovey-dovey and her cold exterior just melts in an instance.

She's also quite charming in blood and wine after she and Geralt retire.

>>380440439
fucking googled for that
fuck you anon

>>380446329
red bar: percent who cheat while married
blue bar: percent who don't cheat while married

>>380438432

>Do people genuinely think that Yennefer hasn't been riding the cock carousel since Geralt sacrificed himself for her?


And Geralt hasn't been knee deep in pussy since then?

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>>380446745
sorry bro

>>380436842
Ciri > all

>>380446831
False equivalency. Gerald is a man, Yennefer is a woman.
Men and women have different sexuality morality and different sexual norms.
Female honour is primarily determined by fidelity and chastity.
Male honour is primarily determined by bravery and success.

>>380439574
Thing is Americans don't hear regions when they hear those accents. They only barely hear social class based on stereotypes. Which is why they do it

>>380447161
>I want these things to be true so they are
The only objective fact in this case is evolutionary biology and by the rules of that yeah the value of a man is how many women he can fuck regardless of quality but the value of a woman is to find as many of the highest quality men she can, not to find just one
But even that is ignoring the fact that our pre-frontal cortices are what sets us apart from animals and have a huge effect on every part of us

>>380442886

as I recall geralt and yenn had shacked up but werent actually a couple at this point.

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>>380447118
ciri is pure and not to be touched

>>380447161
Yea just because you view the world that way does not mean everyone else does. Convincing yourself it's true or "natural" is even more inane.

>>380436842
>Why tf did the developers do this?

Because books. Yes, she's an insufferable cunt in them too.

>>380447118
Too bad she's into the vag
Put her up there with Ellen Page in the 'It's such a shame' catagory

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>>380447954
>Ellen Page
mediocrity personified

>>380447161

I'm not exactly sure how your ideal world is supposed to exist if all women aim to be chaste until marriage but men should fuck everything that moves.

In that case there must be a separate class of women who are the subject of the latter.

>>380436842
>not just fucking 'em both
retard

>>380448107
who is this semen demon?

>>380447161
>gerald
>jennifer
>yennifer
What is this shitposting bullshit in this thread?

>>380448107
>BLACKED.COM

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>>380448252

>>380444783
>>380445054

>unironically being a roastie

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>>380448123
>Not wanting to put a baby in Juno
Is there something wrong with you

>>380448436

She's obnoxious if you aren't also a 14 year old.

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>Oh Geralt, you're back! Here, have some tea, that should do you some good after that fight with the Dragon. Did Letho tell you anything about your memory?
>No I'm afraid the spell I am going to use with the Rose of Remembrance to restore your memory is not quite ready yet. But when it is you can start looking for Yennefer right away! Don't let your tea get cold Geralt.
>Me? Oh no I'm not thirsty, thank's honey. What? Philippa controlled the Dragons mind with a love potion she brew from a Rose of Remembrence? Well they have many uses I guess....
>Of course Iorveth and Letho have not heard of the spell to restore your memory! They aren't Mages; what do they know? Drink up my love.
>Yes!! I would love to stay with you at Kaer Morhen this winter, but didn't you want do something? Look for someone...? Oh yes you're right you just came back from talking with Letho. I can be such a ditz sometimes.
>I love you too, Geralt.

>>380448558
I was 16 when I watched it....
Maybe I should watch it again, just to check

>>380448307
This leads me to a zoo site.

>>380448771

do it, I'm 24 now and that shit just annoys me. I think I've been overexposed to the whole "le quirky nerd girl xD" thing during college.

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>>380448636
think she had a hammer ready for his knees?

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>>380449030
C'mon dude, it's the ankles
And there's a pig out back just waiting

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>>380436842

>>380449330
>Risking losing the one you actually care about just for extra poon
People like you, man or woman, are what give the rest of us trust issues

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>>380449719
>tfw constantly cheat on all my girlfriends

>>380436842
trish is an annoying cringey cunt

>>380449846
Not saying I haven't been there anon but it made me lose someone I should have hung onto and that changed me
This is honest advice from someone who has made mistakes he may never stop regretting, get out of the habit before it fucks up something you can't get back

>>380450317
I just can't get out the habit, the second I get drunk and some random girl wants to fuck I just go with it

all you trissfags better be ready to wipe her diarrhea stained ass

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dont mind be , posting superior waifus

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>>380450584
and

Wanting an insecure or overly submissive woman is the main trait of beta males

>>380450714
wouldnt they want opposite?

>>380446560
Sitting behind a screen shitposting on a Pakistani Currency Exchange board for long amounts of time tends to make one jaded and irrational when it comes to emotion. This place is an echo chamber of cynicism 90% of the time.

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>>380450657
>no sex scene

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>>380450657
she was thirsty for geraldo desu, wanted to dumpster yen badly

>>380446560
>>380450895
The real answer is that they met faggots like you

>>380450834
Common misconception, beta has nothing to do with being submissive or dominant, they're completely different things
The other anon phrased it wrong when he said submissive, the term he was going for was weak
An Alpha is a person who knows what they want and gets it, regardless of whether that is dominating a submissive or pleasing a dominant
A Beta is someone who wants someone as shitty as they are so they don't leave them when they find out how much of a trash person they are

>>380451092
Point proven. Thank you, my man.

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>>380450657
>>380450917

>>380451456
Fuck that is awful
Even by SFM standards

>>380451456
That skellige whore was a lot more thicc than that

>>380451641
>sfm
I knew this lets call everything SFM on gif would be a mistake.

>>380451669
She just wore 10 layers of clothing because its cold there

>>380436842
Different strokes for different folks, I will always choose Yen just because I have a thing for long dark hair and I like her personality.

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>>380436842
>Am I the only one who hates this posh stuck up bossy bitch?

Nah, hunchback fucking sucks and only beta yencucks like her.

>>380451669
>>380451867
She'd have a certain layer of fat, peoples from colder areas almost always do, but she wouldn't be anything near 'thicc'

>>380436842
>bossy
Time to check your privilege,(OP).

>>380436842
>he doesn't pick woman who directly tells you what she thinks instead of fucking around
Yennefer is a miracle and you are a faggot.

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>>380436842
Reminds me of that cunt, both are disgusting bitches.

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>>380436842
I want to get into Witcher 3 but from what I hear the girls aren't all that into you, from being gold diggers or flaking on you or being fickle or downright cucking you

>>380452195
that's the opposite of what Yen does, she's cold and evasive which is petty much why Geralt legs it twice.

>>380451992
cute

>>380452263
>no similarities whatsoever

>>380452334
Yen legitimately loves you, she just isn't going to let that control every facet of her actions like some Waifu bitch

>>380452464
She's only cold and evasive if you act similarly to her, if you show her that you love her and are willing to be dedicated to her all that fades away and she shows you the loving person she is inside

I think this is why a lot of people on here seem to think those of us who like Yen are insane, they are huge babies that got turned off at the first sign of conflict or her not turning to mush at the mere sight of Geralt and fucked up her interactions from then on

>>380450435
it's okay chad, you'll grow out of it.

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>>380452767
So she loves you but she lusts after other men and makes important decisions that contradict your will

The world's full of Yennefer's, why would you want another in a world you're escaping to?

I wonder if people would like Triss if the first and second games didn't exist.

People who've read the books would still prefer Yen.

>Triss chooses the Lodge over Geralt and Ciri
>Yennefer choose Geralt and Ciri over the Lodge

But sure, let's go with Triss.

>>380453184
Seems to me that Ciri is the better choice.

She's literally a psycho and somehow betas interpret that as a "strong independant woman". She's an insufferable shitbag throughout most of the story and her dialogue set my teeth on edge.

>>380453089
>Lusts after other men
Everyone lusts after other people, pretending you don't is for liars and people who are afraid of their own feelings
>Makes important decisions that contradict your will
When she thinks it's right, it's called being a real person instead of Waifubait, doormat, trash

>>380453089

>So she loves you but she lusts after other men

This is funny because its a common critique of men by women as well

>and makes important decisions that contradict your will

momma bear had an evil elf between her and her cub, aint nothin going to stop her from mauling whoever got in her way.

>>380452767

This, if you're even moderately nice to her she returns the feeling in spades.

If you argue with her over petty shit or about stuff she clearly cares extremely deeply for she'll flip her shit.

If you act like a grown up she's quite charming.

>>380436842
>Am I the only one who hates this posh stuck up bossy bitch?
>
>>be super chad
>>big boobed red haired witch thirsts for your cock
>>choose some cunt who just acts bitchy all the time, has zero personality and genuinely isn't THAT attractive
>
>Why tf did the developers do this? She literally ruins portions of the game


Are you a retard? That is what the whole witcher series of books is about. The super chad, gary-stu, self-insert you are so in love with, is in truth an insecure cuck who longs for a family and acceptance and everything he can't have because he's what he is.

No wonder Sapkowsky loathes the game's fanbase.

Didn't Triss like "rape" Geralt when he lost his memory? Feed false information into him?

Yen is too much of a bitch to be his wife.

Shani please

>>380455721

Doesn't take Geralt much convincing to get him to fuck a sorceress t b h

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>>380455721
>triss covers herself in lilac and gooseberries
>this will totally get me laid with the last witcher of wolf school
>achievement unlocked

literally triss

>>380456296
Depends on who's Geralt
My first Geralt was loyal to Yen forever
My second Geralt jumped straight into all the magic pussy he could find, non magic pussy too, would have fucked the shit out of that blind bitch Phillipa too if it gave me the chance
Yes, yes I know book Geralt is true Geralt

>>380456480

>Last witcher of wolf school

Eskel and Lambert still exist

Not that she didn't fuck them too but still.

>>380440715
I thought It was the other way round
The Sorcerer was an old flame who challenged Geralt, who promptly told him to get over being dumped and not commit suicide by proxy.

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>tfw when your Boyfriend called you by the wrong name again

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>Picking Yennefer or Triss over Cerys or Shani
>Picking a sorceress at all

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post your favorite gwent cards now

>>380457332
>Picking a ridiculous mortal who's just going to die at 40 because you live in a medieval era
It's like you enjoy being cucked by time

>>380457458

Just exactly how long do witchers and sorceresses live?

Vesemir was starting to finally show his age and he was 150? 200?

>>380438028
>>380438180
I had a overbearing, controlling mother. I think there isn't a more controlling woman in the world.
I chose Triss although my rl gf is more like Yen.

He's got it ass backwards. Your fantasy is the opposite of what you like in real life.

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>>380457026
>>380457420
>can't ditch yen and triss for her
option would've been nice desu

I chose Yennefer because she's a lot like my girlfriend irl. A good hearted girl that can be a huge cunt

>playing the doppler geralt mod
> use triss in the sex scenes with jen and jen in the sex scenes with triss.

sexy as fuck

>>380458152
lmao. does she know?

>>380457836
Witchers appear to be functionally immortal? until they get stabbed with a pitchfork by some rando kid
It's not clear
Sorceresses can live to at least 150 while still looking young because that's how old Yen is

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>>380458486
isn't Philippa like 3-400?

This is probably one of the few games where either character is understandable for selecting. They're both deeply flawed, but are likable enough, between Yen's bants and her more quiet appreciation of Geralt, compared to Triss' more direct attitudes. Either one can be a good conclusion and fit with Geralt's life.

>>380457836
Sorceresses use Magic to stay forever young, they can die from violent means but are biologically immortal.
With Witchers everyone is different, depending on how well they reacted to the mutations, someone said that Vesemir might be older than Kaer Morhen, but that was probably just banter.

>>380458681
Not sure, what I am sure about is how hard I would fuck that up tight bitch
I would wreck that shit so hard her eyes would grow back just so she can see god

>>380458786

So Geralt and Yen retiring to their vineyard could well end up living in their manor forever?

Sounds like a pretty swell ending for those two.

Someone explain to me why Ciri, having the power to step across worlds and having defeated the only bad thing about that power would ever choose to stay in shitty ass Witcher World, she literally mentions having been to a magic future world where everything is baller and then choosing to come back
Why?

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>>380458850
she was built for it, so was ciri

>>380458486
Witchers age slower but they do age, just look at Vesemir.
>>380458681
I actually just read that passage the other week, Dandelion thinks to himself that Phil is at least 300 years old when he meets her in person. No idea how accurate that is but since he is into politics and she constantly meddles in state affairs he probably read about her in some history books.

>>380458786

so why aren't there any 1000+ year old sorceresses from the time when magic was discovered after the conjunction?

>>380459175

Its comfy and all her loved ones are there, plus its what she was raised to do.

She even mentions that walking around wonderous worlds gets boring after a while.

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>>380436842

>>380459354
Yeah but isn't Vessy like... thousands of years old

>>380459307
I just want a game with the option to try and romance her, not even sure if I care if you can succeed, as long as she gets at least confused about it at some point my dick will be diamonds

>>380459379
>Its comfy and all her loved ones are there, plus its what she was raised to do.
She's basically a fucking god, she can come back and visit whenever she wants to
>She even mentions that walking around wonderous worlds gets boring after a while
Lame story contrivance, how could walking around the infinite multiverse possibly be more boring than existing in one reality

>make a bait thread
>explodes into waifuwars
Like fucking clockwork.

>>380459916

She's got forever to do it, being a witcheress was her decision and she'll probably go else where eventually. Thats the whole point of that ending, she's finally free to do whatever she wants instead of being at the beck and call of other peoples ambitions.

>how could walking around the infinite multiverse possibly be more boring than existing in one reality

No friends or family, she still has completely human needs.

>isn't vessy like...thousands of years old

he's somewhere around 200-600, its not really clear. They joke that he's older that Kaer Mohren when they realize that actually might be true.

>>380438432
>Triss
>Not manipulative
Confirmed for never having played the Witcher 1. Opinion discarded.

>>380460467

to be fair she had a 100% u-turn in character and appearance between witcher 1 and 2.

>>380459354
>>380459916
It's implied that Vesemir is older than Kaer Morhen and that place is at least 500-800 years old
This implies to me that he's one of the first Witchers of the Wolf, possibly being alive at the time of the convergence

>>380460273
I guess that's fair, the ability to eternally walk through infinite worlds is literally my dream, nothing could ever appeal to me more so I'm kinda biased on the topic

God I wish I had that CYOA picture with The Road Eternal on it

>>380459379
>why aren't there any 1000+ year old sorceresses from the time when magic was discovered after the conjunction?

The oldest mage from that time was 500+ and died during the Thanedd Coup from a heart attack. Vilgeforz literally scared him to death.
There are so many ways they could die: pyre, stake, arrow, stabbed, poisened, choking on food or like that guy with the Djinn, crushed by his furniture.

also Avalacc'h should be around 1000 or even older, Francesca might be aswell, since we only really know the main characters and like Yennefer and Sabrina Glevessig proved how colon crusaded they got whenever someone mentions they were classmates the women are still really touchy about their age.

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why is there so little Philippa SFM? it's a tragedy

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>no ending where geralt disregards bitches and goes off with Ciri as an awesome father/daughter witcher team

>>380461028

Isn't that exactly what happens when you don't romance either triss or yen sufficiently?

Geralt and Ciri go off adventuring for years, Geralt teaches her everything he knows before letting Ciri go off alone and Geralt just hunts monsters by himself until the end of his days.

>>380461028
>Implying the Yen ending isn't canon
>Implying that mommy and daddy badass won't be there whenever she needs them

Trissfags got BTFO so hard there aren't any in the thread anymore
Yen, Shani, Phillipa are the true patrician women

>>380461393
>>380461028
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_AZ8VsthJXE not sure if the Triss romance is necessary but there is this

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>This shit again
Why do trissfags constantly have to try and start shit? Are they that insecure about their waifu?

I mean fuck, I usually prefer redheads but I'd take Yen over Triss any day of the week.

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>>380462016

>That time Triss fucked Lambert

>>380462231

And Eskel

>>380461478
Sapkowsky retconned the games out of the canon and started writing more books because he fucking hates the games' fanbase

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>>380461028
Don't romance Yen or Triss and make Ciri a witcher and you got your ending right there.

There is also this comic set after the events of W3 from one of CDPRs writers which is a story of Geralt and Ciri going witchering together.

>>380462379
Well that sucks, his canon ending for Geralt is the lamest shit ever, super tragic and fitting but also really sad, but I guess that's what we get from a writer who hails from one of the shittiest places on earth

GERALT AND YEN ENDING IS STILL CANON TO ME DAMMIT

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I just want to fuck Ciri

>>380462806

Honestly CDPR is probably responsible for about 75% of the actual good parts of the witcher game stories, the books are okay but tend to drag and have more world building than actual good plot. Prefering the CDPR version of stuff isn't heresy, unlike for example preferring the Lord of the Rings game stories over the books

>>380436842
>Triss
>seduces you with a spell
>takes advantage of the fact that you lost your memory
>sleeps with any witcher she can seduce
>literally wants Geralts dick 24/7

>Yen
>cares more about saving her daughter that calls her mum in the books yet seems to be awkward around in the game
>actually in love with you, but realizes more important things are at hand currently and need to be done

>>380437118
This.
I don't care how the books portray them. In the game Yenn is a colossal cunt.
The way she treated Eskel, Lambert and Vesimyr and even Geralt in Khael Moern made rage hard!
>Not gonna apologise
>WHAT?!
>*Geralt is teleported to the lake*
Fuck that bitch.
The only reason I fuck her in the games is to hatefuck her

>>380459379
>so why aren't there any 1000+ year old sorceresses from the time when magic was discovered after the conjunction?
There was one but she killed herself IIRC.

>>380462379
>Sapkowsky retconned the games

He didn't retcon anything, the game is a fanfiction.

>no option to romance Philippa

I know she's a lesbian but come on ;_;

I would've liked to get with Cerys. Feels bad, anons.

>>380463776
She is?
Ciri/Phillipa porn when

>>380438432
Holy shit, does /v/ literally understand nothing? She doesn't give a fuck that Geralt fucked other women. What she's upset about is that he fell in LOVE with another woman and was nearly replaced, by her best best friend no less.

She's not kawaii-uguu with Geralt like Triss is because they have a fuck ton of history and she has nothing to prove while Triss is desperate for Geralt's affection. They're quite literally an old married couple

Anyone have that map of Triss' eyes by the by?

>>380462806
>>380462379
Geralt and Yen end up together in the books with Ciri anyway in The Lady of The Lake iirc. Both weakened and Ciri teleports them off to some other world. The one dev during the making of the first game said he talked with the books author and was told Geralt was still alive which is why they made the games.

The games are 100% fanfict and has never tried to be canon.