>Mario pulls up >He opens his door for you and says, "IT'S

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>you will never ride the Mario taxi

>>380420529

Did you just assume i was a prostitute

fuck yeah mario let's go kart racin

>>380420529
I'll take the moustache ride

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>>380420529

>ywn be inside mario in taxi form

Why even live?

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>>380420962
EHEHEHEHE

Fuck yes. I would love to go on adventures with Mario....

Until I realized that I would be expected to make impossible jumps, fall from high places without getting hurt, and cross lava fields to save some bitch from a dragon turtle wizard god, who is only gonna give me a cake for doing so.

I wonder if it's possible to throw your hat at something and it unintentionally connects with a different object that you weren't expecting to be inhabitable

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>>380420529
>Be random civilian in New Donk City
>Minding my own business walking down the street
>Have to get to work to put food on the table for my wife and children
>Hear a *wahoo* in the distance
>Turn and see a 4 foot tall Italian in red clothing bouncing along
>He goes *yippee*
>Pulls off his hat and throws it at me
>I can feel my soul being pushed out of my body as I'm powerless to control myself, I have become nothing but a meat puppet to his whims
>My body hurls itself in front of a taxi on the street and I can do nothing but watch in horror out of the window panes that are my shattered eyes
>I can't move but it does nothing to dull the pain

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>>380421119

>>380421074
I imagine given that the game also wants you to use the hat as a basic projectile and also use it to augment jumps, that "possession" throws will be an independent ability of regular-ass throws.

>>380421626
that's fine I just meant what if you posession-throw at a taxi and it snaps to a manhole cover that's between you and the taxi