what are your thoughts on the new xbox avatars? no bully pl

They're cuter than the ones the 360 had but I'm not retarded enough to buy an Xbox so I don't care.

ID FUCKIT

I _____ ____ ____ ______

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>>380389480
haha what the fuck is this

>>380389480
Definitely looks better, but mine is wearing a full furfag costume so I doubt it'll look any different

>>380389480
Did they get Shadshit as the lead designer?

>>380389868
The average human being according to SJW-types

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>>380389480
Are the old outfits and props compatible?

If not I don't fucking care.

>>380389716
WANT TO FUCK THAT

>DIVERSITY
>DIVERSITY
>DIVERSITY

will this meme die

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>>380389868
an avatar in a wheelchair

hopefully they include something that comforts you and includes your disability, like an autism awareness shirt or something

>>380389868
>Crippled
>Black
>Woman
Wew lads this sure is the demographic that plays video games

>>380389868
This is most likely a prop you have to pay for.

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>>380389868
People where asking for a wheelchair for their avatar because it didn't properly reflect them, Ms said they were working on it
this was the previous model for the new avatars, and thank fucking God they remade them.
now it looks Pixar-ish unlike this previous creepy shit.
it's a very odd request but I'm glad ms gave it to them to those few that wanted it.

>>380390058
she's got big titties, so I doubt it.

>>380390335
Its fine because this is supposed to be a custom avatar, more options is better.

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>no asians
its not fair

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>>380389868
This is what the top of the progressive stack looks like you shitlord. Know your place scum.

>>380389480
What do the bottom of their shoes look like?

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>>380390359
Okay, Okay I'll give you the wheelchair bit, even though most of this is diversity for the sake of it.

>>380390058
where are you reading this exactly?

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>>380389868
fixed

>>380391307
>implying you wouldn't use the mech arm for costumes

>>380389480
They look fine to me


As long as there's titty sliders, I'll be happy

>>380391436
And I'd use the wheelchair to cosplay Professor X.

Sheeit, looks cute. Totally getting a XBOX now.

>>380391429
According to SJW's a person like this would be the most important in society and their voice would be heard first. "More priveleged" = less important and vice versa. It's called the Progressive Stack, look it up.

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>>380391307
they want the young deus ex audience

Reminder

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e-uQXruMYrM

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>>380389868
Burger King Kids Club was way ahead of its time

>>380391307
Nice tits

>>380391483
most likely a body fat slider like the previous one, boob slider would probably trigger sjws

>>380391823
I bet she'll give one hell of a handjob when she gets older.

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>>380389868
the wheelchairs is pretty cute imo

>>380391307
>COOL KICKASS MECHA ARM is "muh sjw diversity boogeyman" now

AAAHAHAHAAH kill yourself

>>380390159
Old gamerpics aren't fully supported and it's unlikely these new models are being designed with backwards compatibility in mind.

>>380389480
cute
>>380391307
WOAH WHAT
THIS IS RADICAL

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>>380392195
You'd be surprised.
Transhumanism is an agenda that's been pushed really hard these past few years.

>>380391307
it's supposed to be everyone, why are you so uppity about it? that's the whole point of an avatar.

>>380389868
Just needs a dermatological autoimmune disease and we good.

>>380392096
>when she gets older

>>380391972
Just about everything had a token cripple in the late 80s and early 90s. Burger King was just doing what everyone else did by creating their own hip and cool diverse band of heroes.

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>>380392195
>>380392397
lel im just postin pics of these things, mech arm is cool, black disabled woman is a meme,

>>380389868
It looks like a regular black woman in a wheelchair, what's wrong with this?

>>380391307
FUCKING SOLD!

>>380392571
>ywn be a token cripple

>>380391823
It's like that hand was designed to hold a cigarette.

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>>380389480
That avatar reminds me of some shadman shit

>>380391307
>boobs

>>380392647
This is not that meta but nonetheless too meta.

>>380389480
So why are so many companies going for shitty low effort pixar graphics?
It's so forgettable and such a shitty artstyle.
I suppose the genericness appeals to normalfags, but still.

>>380392372
>because it's an agenda it's bad
Transhumanism is rad and you should neck yourself

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>>380392763
>new xbox avatars r34 sfm

>>380392695
The only thing holding you back is yourself, anon. It's as easy as breaking both your legs.

>>380389480
I love avatars, been waiting for official news since it was leaked

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>>380391823
>>380391307
SOON

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>>380389868
>>380391307
>millions of people own an xbox one
>want avatars that reflect how they look
>"HAHAHA it looks different than me SJWs panderingn again libtards btfo the day of the rope is nigh you have to go back"

>>380392695
Can I be a token autismo instead?

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Now that it was mentioned maybe there is a tit slider, some of these chicks are flat or have thickness to them.

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>>380393068

Watch the attitude, anon.

>>380390335
>"things I don't like is a meme"

Do you genuinely not think that people who look differently than you exist?

>>380391262
I'm more interested in what's under her dress

>>380389480
I'm okay with it, the more options the better, maybe I can make a Rufus character, that is implying I even get an Xbone X, which is most probably not

Be sure to save a shot of you current avatar and then compare it to whatever it changes into once these avatars go live.

>>380391307
Is this the new Overwatch character?

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>>380389868
>average stancefag

>>380393282
Come to my yard and catch these hands Kojima

>>380392648
Reeeeeeee but pol said

gay

>>380392647
Xbox VR headset confirmed?

>>380389868
>thick thighs
>wheel chair

This is not how this works

>>380390384
>the majority of people don't look like x so those people should never be included in anything ever

>>380389868
> in a wheelchair
>still has those thighs

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>>380393068
Meet Nick Bostrom co-founder of World Transhumanist Association and all around really rad guy.

He definitely doesn't look indistinguishable from an SJW that's for sure.

>>380391307

white sombra

>>380393395
This is the most retarded way to ruin a nice car

>>380393301
I don't think the idea is that they don't exist, but that they're uncommon enough to be worth considering.

>>380393149
name of show?

>>380389480
>>380391307
Stupid hair aside, she's cute as fuck and that sundress makes my dick diamonds.

>>380393594
>wasting money to appeal to a demographic that makes up less than 1% of video game sales
I'm thinking from a business perspective anon. There is a reason action movies are marketed towards men and romance movies are marketed towards women. It's about the money.

>>380389480
>>380392195
>>COOL KICKASS MECHA ARM is "muh sjw diversity boogeyman" now
No, but this is:
>Part of this effort for greater diversity is that the new system won't restrict players to wearing a particular gender's clothing. Anything available can be worn by any Avatar, regardless of gender or appearance.

>>380389480

>we want the overwatch audience

>>380393609
>anything that is cool and co-opted by SJW must be shunned by Us Gamers
Fuck off, fags like you will chimp out at anything

>>380393594
how do you strawman so hard? he never said that

Are Miis still a thing?

>>380393737
Wheelchairs aren't uncommon at all, especially not in the US where people are retarded enough to drive drunk all the time.
They let you get a wheelchair, they let you make a black woman. So what is the issue with letting you combine the two?

>>380391434
Fukken kek

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>>380393609
Wash day tomorrow

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What about the titcow demographic?

>>380391823
What happens when she grows up? Does she have to keep paying $9000 for a new arm size every two years?

>>380393609
Thats not Nick Bostrom.

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>>380390159
Shit avatar. Get on my level mate.

>>380393813
>wasting literally 5 minutes in creating a wheelchair asset and a simple sitting animation
So much hard work

>>380393813
The whole wheelchair thing was literally added because people asked for it.

>>380393919
Sorta
They're on Switch but I don't think you even have to make one

>>380393880
There's nothing cool about it fag. Maybe in the future sure, but right now implanting useless microchips in your body that do nothing is not cool it's fucking stupid and so are you.

>>380393816
Literally just a flag that simply doesn't exist.
It's more work to segregate them.

>>380393107
Sold just on that idea alone

>>380394018
>It took 5 minutes to make that
Wow, do you work for them? Thats really cool anon! Got any stories to tell?

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>>380393160

Who even gives a fuck? Does anyone still bother with their xbox avatar? Have they served a purpose at all since those shovelware 360 arcade games? It seems like so much effort for the dumbest shit.

>>380394002

Hyper Muteki Ex-Aid?

>>380393963
Covered by Medicare

>>380394080
>transhumanism is about implanting useless microchips in your body for the shit of it
Amerifat education at its finest

>>380389480
Is there still a single use for avatars outside the occasional doritos obstacle course game?

>>380394120
It took about as long as it takes to model anything else
Given the number of assets there are it's a very small portion of effort spent

>>380394116
if they come to W10 it might be possible to rip the models

>>380393816
wait I can have a qt trap boy avatar? sign me right the fuck up

>>380394157
Normalfags eat that shit up

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>"Our new Avatars are built with inclusivity absolutely in mind, with absolutely more options," Storm said. "We want people to feel like we have endless options to really reflect who they are."

>"At the end of the day, Avatars are meant for whatever you want your digital self to represent," Saftler stated.

>Part of this effort for greater diversity is that the new system won't restrict players to wearing a particular gender's clothing. Anything available can be worn by any Avatar, regardless of gender or appearance.

>>380393609
That's a nice mohawk, actually.
You're also a fucking faggot if you're looking uppictures of SJWs so you can be mad about them.

>>380394142
i like how every woman at the bottom is making a wacky face like they're center frame

>>380393816
>not wanting trap avatars

>>380391307
I'll give her bigger boobs and a better hairstyle and a shorter dress she'll be perfect then.

>>380394254
That's exactly what it's about currently though. People modify themselves with technology and right now there's no technology that can improve human function beyond its default state.

There is some technology that can restore some human function like cochlear implants but that's not what transhumanism is about.

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>>380394080
...or help disabled people.

>>380393929
I wasn't talking specifically about wheelchairs, but people that take issue with this are offended by a deviation from their perceived 'default' human (typically fashioned after the self). SJWs seem to pull the same shit sometimes, but it's a can of worms.

I'm not arguing against any of these customization options. I do question the relevance of the Xbox Avatar in general though.

They look aight.
It's an aesthetic preference so I can't explain what exactly I like about it, but they alright.

>>380393739
Rupart & Hubert

>>380393609
>it's an SJW because it looks a certain way
>I know nothing about them otherwise
gee it's almost like that's what racism is

>>380394464
>Not wanting to slap a dress on for fun

>>380394651
Read
>>380394590

That's not transhumanism, that's just the progression of medical technology. Transhumanism is the belief that humans can elevate themselves above their current state through technology. In other words it would be a perfectly normal person cutting off their arm in favor of a better mechanical one.

One day we'll get there but not now and anyone who does it right now is fucking stupid.

>>380394157
My 360 from 2008 still has the default male avatar. Like 80 percent of everyone I played with didn't bother either.

>>380394590
That's what some current transhumanists are doing dipshit, not what it's about.

>that's not what transhumanism is about
Thats exactly what it's about

>>380389480
>Bryan Saftler explained that the system now supports a much higher level of diversity as a result of this new engine.

Every fucking time..

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>>380393160

>>380394972
that one faggot with the mohawk and black shirt right?

>>380395052
What's your argument here?

>>380390058
Na, she needs to be fat and have vitiligio.

>>380394931
we'll cross that bridge when we get there, in the mean time, it's obviously to help the disabled have a better life.
like glasses for example.

>>380394157
People here gloat about their fucking PS4 themes so who fucking knows. Maybe it only counts if it's for a chink console.

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>>380389868

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Rate my fit /effay/

>>380395424
For just a moment I thought the avatar was prepping to dab

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>>380392763

>>380393816
>not wanting more options for customization

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>>380395170
>German Empire
>Sees nothing wrong with photo
Whew, lad.

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>>380395424
>>380395513
Looks like he is doing Carlton's dance

>>380394002
Is that the playstation polygon man?

>>380395684
>Afro-Germans aren't real
WEW LAD

>>380395684
Don't you literally pick your squad? If you care about historical accuracy feel free to pick a bunch of white people that may not even be German anyway.

>>380395424
That would be /r/mfa/ personified if the skinny jeans were black and not torn and the shoes were Yeezys.

>>380395424
Looks like a trans-male/lesbian

>>380395424
>collared shirt and tie
>with ripped jeans and sneakers

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>>380395895
Don't remember what that armor's from. I bought it years ago. All I know is that it's called "Luna Armor" and can be found on the Xbox marketplace site by googling it.

>tfw microsoft doesn't do fun avatar events anymore

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>>380395719
>making a Cartoony Carlton and give him this dance
I sure hope so.

>>380390689
That's cool of them.

>>380391307
What? Even if you have both arms, why would you NOT want the option to have a metal one?

These are okay. I'll at least mess around with the creator when it comes out. It's stupid that Microsoft never made many big games that used Avatars though. Fuck, bring back Viva Pinata and put Avatars in there, people would play that.

>>380389480
100% triggered WTF HAPPENS TO MY OLD AVATAR STUFF? REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>380395948
>WW1
>"Afro-Germans"
Try harder

>>380396209
if I can't make an avatar with metal legs and arms I'm going to get triggered

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>>380391307
Glad Xbox is returning to using augments in their marketing.

>>380395958
THEY SHOULDN'T GIVE ME THE OPTION TO MAKE MYSELF ANGRY REEEEEEEEEE

>>380395948
Here's an analogy your small progressive brain can probably handle: Imagine a game where you play as Native Americans during the colonization days but they're all white.

And then when people complain about it a small but extremely vocal minority calls you bigots and says it's for the sake of diversity. That's basically what this is.

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>>380393959

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help me come up with an excuse to explain to my xbox friends why I have a sexy female avatar, /v/

>>380391307
>white sombra/symmetra hybrid

i cant unsee this now


my dick is also hard as hell

>>380396469
see >>380395958

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>>380395424
>>380396005

>>380396540
you like to masturbate

>>380393609
>One has pink hair
>The other one has a mohawk

Time for the best type of cyberpunk future

>>380396540
You have unlimited amounts of porn you can access every second of every day but you just can't get through life if your avatar isn't a sexy woman as well?

>>380395958
>>380396403
>Changing history to make everyone feel included

>>380396248
>>380396469
>I-it was World War I! N-no black Germans!
>it's not like Germany started expanding into African territories and bringing black people into Europe as early as 1700!
>I-it's not like there are numerous historical accounts of black soldiers in the German and French armies!
>I'm very smart!
W E W L A D

>>380391307
Please don't bother responding to anyone posting pictures of Champa. They're dribbling retards.

>>380392096
If you like your dick ground, yeah sure

>>380396540
Because you want to fuck her tight digital pussy and you write a lot of self-insert erotic fanfiction with her.
I think that'll fly with them.

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>>380390058
At least they can recall what they think the average person looks like.

>>380392571
token cripple wasn't really looked down upon then though. Now its all hes "special" and "has needs." Before that it used to be "yeah I'm fucked up but I'll still give 100%"

>>380391307
BLACKED when?

>>380396960
Are you for fucking real

>>380396540
Because it's 2017 and deep down you want to be a well used fuck slut. If they can't deal with that, they're bigots.

>>380395719
I better be able to make Uncle Phil

>>380394142
Grow up. Learn up.

t. Josh

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>>380396746
>Wanting everyone to cater to your autism.

>>380392261
I really doubt that they would just leave all the people who unlocked their outfits- or god forbid, bought them- out in the cold like that. I mean, Avatar outfit store support is still there on the Xbox One- they wouldn't just charge people money for that and immediately make it all obsole-
>Microsoft
... Fuck

>>380396753
>Numerous accounts
>Majority of army

>>380396540
Just make a male avatar and dress him up as a cute trap.

>>380389868
>EVER WONDER WHAT THE BOTTOM OF AN AVATAR'S WHEELCHAIR LOOKS LIKE?

>>380397037
>BLACKED Avatar Prop: Fucks your Avatar nonstop. $4.99

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Does anybody else really miss the Xbox 360 days? I loved the events they had like Xbox Live Labs and 1 vs 100.

>>380396540

just create her on a second account

>>380396746
>history
We're talking about a competitive multiplayer shooter, right? Historical accuracy is rarely a priority in such games.

>>380392648
Virtue signaling.

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Why in fuck do character creators never have curly hair for males? I've never seen a character creator have, literally every RPG, The Sims, Miis, Xbox avatars etc. Not a single option for curly male hair.

It's so fucking annoying.

>>380396540
You don't have a girlfriend so you create one whenever possible.

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>>380391307
>made in unity
>can be accessed on Windows 10

Will we be able to get SFM avatar porn?

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>>380396554
Don't forget Mercy.

>>380389480
>Click play
>Unskippable 30 second long ad from playstation game show up
Closed that shit as fast as I ever could, fuck off.
I have an Adblock.

>>380391307
I want a robot arm

>>380397213
>majority of army
Good job reading things that aren't even there. You pick your soldier, black soldiers were in the German army, so you can pick a black guy. Would it be historically accurate enough for you if they only allows 4 people per team to play Tyrone? Was the German army composed of 10 niggers with rifles total?

>>380396475
this is the most delicious body ive seen

>>380397781
Stick your arm in a bath of ice water until it dies, get rushed to the hospital for amputation, and then find a magic lamp with a gynie inside to wish yourself to the future and hope Peak Oil or nuclear war hasn't fucked humanity over by that point.

>>380396475
sauce

>>380397334
probably too expensive to maintain.
but yeah it was awesome, I wish they would do that again.

they really need to make a hub type area like PS home, but less second life-ish, where you can just chill with people and walk around and over hearing conversations through proximity and what not, maybe even group up and launch the game from there

i wonder what's going to happen with all those games that have the option to use your avatars, and if they'll let you use them in more games now that they don't look fuck ugly.

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>>380395052
Heh. You haven't seen anything yet, kid...

>>380398070
No, that would impede my hourly fapping

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>>380396636

>>380393959
oh lordy who is this

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>>380396636
>Dylann Roof

>>380391307
>sun dress
>tits
I'm unzipping in anticipation for this update.

>>380398327
>wtf is that neck
wait that's not an edit??

>>380396540
Haha, now you know you don't have any friends, anon.

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>>380389480
>>380391307
Does that haircut actually have a name? genuinely curious idk shit about haircut names


>the skrillex
>the tumblr
Let's get those out of the way

>>380398629
female undercut

>>380397441
Dragon's Dogma

They should have scrapped avatars when the xbox One released they're practically useless

>>380398629
sidecut

>>380398629
Viking side shave like that one actress in the Viking series you see on netflix

>>380389480
>Rare died for this

>>380393880
go back to youtube

>>380391307
STANDING

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>>380397334
>UNO online
>guys jacking off on cam and teens flashing their tits

>>380394142
>lots of death threats

Almost certainly false.

>>380398791
this

It was fine on 360 because there were several games that actually used the avatars
>RIP the days of playing poker

>those models
>those examples they showed

Holy fuck I know who made these.

They aren't even Xbox avatars and just renders done by a guy who freelances.
He did these for an "advertising agency" that didn't even give him a generic company name.

Expect the real things to look fuck all different then these.

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why is no one talking about the DELICIOUS BROWN

>>380391307
im already a demon, phil

>>380398894
Look at the bright side, at least they know how to design good looking characters. Once I give this girl long hair I would want to fuck that girl.

>>380399064
Barely even tanned, man.

>>380398894
they're making sea of thieves, anon, which looks pretty promising, well so far.
they should've used these avatar models for the new game instead of the wooden style, though it's more fitting.

>>380398629
>>380398707
>>380398793
>>380398845

Side mullet

>>380399164
the cowgirl looks like shit

but think of the possibilities

>>380399064
YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE LONE-LY AT FARMERSONLY DOT COMMMM

>>380399195
>they're making sea of thieves, anon, which looks pretty promising

No it looks like complete trash.

>>380399064
she looks straight out of life is strange for me
I can hear the main menu music right now

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>>380398992
>>UNO online
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4PdBK0rfo6I

>>380399348
skull and bones has no exploration and it's mp only and I'm tired of replaying black flag and rogue so this will do for me, buster.
I need more new pirate games.

>>380391823
That kid looks fucking ba-dass and she knows it.
Even mimics smoking a ciggy to praise papa Jensen.
I am ok with this future.

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>>380394142
holy shit
"The best decisions are always made with a diverse group of mind, not necessarily a talented or passionate one"
How can anyone be so dense to write that and not realize how fucking stupid it is.
Choosing a factor that in their words is meaningless ,because all races and genders are equal, over "talent or passion" that may be the stupidest thing I've ever read.

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>>380394142
>The best decisions are always made with a diverse group of minds, not necessarily a talented or passionate one.
>literally saying that muh diversity is more important than talent and passion

I've seen this image many times but this is the first time I actually bothered to read it. I'm actually angry now.

>>380394923
This

>>380395424
Cute

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>>380396540
Just be honest to yourself and tell them you wanted to suck their cocks all this time.
You can do it!

>>380397786
It would be historically accurate if you were diagnosed with autism

>>380394464
>he doesn't want to dress up his female character is boxer briefs and a male white collar dress shirt

what are you, fucking trans-gay-polygamist?

>>380399467
lol, this is good stuff.
man, I miss uno and people shit talking online.
now every one is on discord or in private chat and if you talk shit you get banned or reported.
no fun.

>>380389868
>be crippled in real life
>decide to be crippled in an escapist fantasy
why the fuck would you do that

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>>380392096
>when she gets older

>>380393709
basically

>>380396753
>africans
>black
>burnt jews
>black

concentration camps were secretly a jewish plot to commit genocide on NIGGERS?!!!!

>>380394142
I still can't figure out if that whole thing was brilliant satire or not.

>paving the way for game development studios to hire based on gender
Literally illegal

>>380400281
crippled in my mind not crippled in my time

>>380400281
this. 100%. WHY.THE.FUCK.

>>380400281
But you can be a cripple with a ROBOT ARM

>>380400513
It's like people with a stutter who TYPE their stutter. I don't fucking get it.

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>>380400184
>gets proven wrong
>UHHH AUTISM
You tried

>>380400353
Holy shit

>>380393963
It'd be logical if you just switch them out.
You send back the one that doesn't fit anymore that others can use and get a bigger one to fit your current size.

>>380400245
That's why everyone's such babies now. There's all these safe spaces and regulations. No fun allowed. Admittedly, I was a baby bitch when I was underaged and played Xbox 360 but I eventually grew thicker skin.

Another gem.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H9jFBqTGEyk

>>380389480
Wtf! They updated them!?

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>>380396129
>>380394002
>>380390159
Am I twelve?

>>380396923

recalled more than hilldawg amirite?

>>380400618
>uses a gif
you tried

>>380393395
Fuck I was going to make that joke.

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>>380400281
I mean it's an avatar, not a video game character, maybe some people don't like seeing their avatar standing up when they can't.
a sitting option would've been fine too, imo, more subtle for an avatar.

>>380393609
>Nick Bostrom
who's the mohawk?

>>380400637
>getting some teenagers stinky cheese stump connector instead of a brand new one updated for the current year

no

>>380400281
Maybe people just like Professor X.

>>380390384
(((They))) just want to appeal to everybody for more shekkkels and furthering (((their))) agenda.

>>380400281
>>380400513

>He doesn't want a dope ass wheelchair for his avatar

>>380393395
BONNET STUCK

BONNET

STUCK

>>380400746
More than you fucking know lad

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>>380390359
>shits on anon for making fun of an avatar in a wheelchair
>calls him an autist

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>>380389868
holy shit.

Hopefully they have several different retarded selections so you feel included as well.

>>380400872
>who's the mohawk?
A caucasian male wearing a skirt

>>380401150
>people start using wheelchairs for shits and giggles in their avatars
>lefties start bitching about ableism running wild on xbox live
I can see it now

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>>380400746
>tfw unironically like Ghost's outfit
I just think it looks cool/fitting. Don't think it screams 12 year old more than xX_D4rkN3SS_Xx. Thank god I didn't have that awful of a gamertag.

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>>380399467
>xRoyal Kush
I've missed retarded names like these.

Anything to bring the sterile and soulless Xbone UI to life please

These avatars are better, but can we see the bottom of their shoes?

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>>380394201

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>>380400746
>paying money for any armor that isn't from halo or gears of war

>>380401280
>make avatar sit in wheelchair
>tell people you are disabled IRL
>ask for donations for medical treatment
>start raising awareness for wheelchair people by live streaming your games
>accidentally stand up from wheelchair on camera

>>380401236
WHOM?

>>380401236
source?

>>380401481
I'm guessing you're aware this happened already right?

>>380389480
sjw, tranny, wheelchair
hahaha holy shit

>>380393739
http://dresdencodak.com/

Here's a video
https://twitter.com/TWTHEREDDRAGON/status/874801893364703232

>>380401572
What? how could someone do that, i was being 100% sarcastic

>>380398193
Fuck the police, I loved playstation home and enjoyed when MS was pushing to make avatars interactive.

I wish consoles would try it again.

>>380394142
i'm surprised how many people don't realize this is satire.

>>380401680
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_N5gixJ2X8M

>>380394142
so diversity means to hire only fat ugly women because theyre fat and ugly women?
>no blacks
>put the only 2 people of slight color in front
>diverse minds
ok i think by death threats, he might have meant people were telling him they want to kill themselves as of a result of that post

can't wait for assassins creed tho

>>380401478
I bought it back when MW2 and BLOPS was relevant

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>>380401664
MUH DICK

>>380389480
I thought xbox avatars were dead, I get on my xbox just about everyday and I haven't seen my own avatar in years.

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>>380401664
>that animation
fuck, this looks done already.

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>>380401959

>>380401638
thanks man!

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>>380401959
>ms knows exactly what they're doing

>>380401664
>pregnant option
HAHAHAHAHA WHAT THE FUCK?

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>>380389480
Oh nooooooo. oh wait no i don't care because they do nothing.

>>380401664
>handicap black woman
Those are some serious diversity points. Make her an otherkin or gender fluid and even Tumblr wouldn't bitch.

>>380401959
>no gender options
what's gonna happen

Am I the only girl around here who likes these?

>>380397190
someone with an odd fondness for peanut butter

so I assume all props and clothing for the old avatars aren't compatible?

>>380402730
I like this as well, i mean... they look with fluid animation, and really cartoony with decent quality.

But you probably are the only girl... so yes, you are the only one

Muahahah im dumb

>>380402730
nope

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>>380402730
>girl

>>380402730
Yes darling, all us other women can't wait to play with our little avatars while our men are at work paying the bills.

But is there a muscle slider for female avatars?

>>380402817
when they updated avatars a while back and made them taller, they updated the clothing as well.
Who knows, they might do it again, sounds like a lot of work though, better off refunding people from all their avatar purchases than updating every piece of clothing, if they even refund at all

>>380402730
i too have double x chromosomes and i too enjoy the videa

perhaps we should meet in a private van-like place for dinner

>>380401664
>express yourself
instructions weren't clear, living in correctional facilities

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>>380400746
>TFW unlocked the Halo Reach helmets for my avatar

>>380390058
God you people are just as ridiculous as the people you claim to hate, the lack of self-awareness is unbelievable.

These are very cute. Porn when?

>>380403472
>have having the halo reach beta hoodie

>>380403375
I'm sure if you complain enough they'll add it, works for sjws all the time.

>>380402683
So it's acceptable to be some military edgy dude, a gorilla, or some robot, but having a wheelchair is going too far?

Fucking christ, i can see the point of "LOOK, WE'RE BEING INCLUSIVE! BUY AN XBOX ONE X NOW!" being annoying, but all i'm seeing right now are expanded customization options.

So we win.

>>380391004
>Posting ugly Betty

>>380391307
Can you move the camera to do a panty shot for your gamerpic?

>>380403712
Stop it with the male gaze, anon.

>>380403852
it's my slave i should be able to take pantie shots of it.

>>380391434
That actually looks better. Afros are rad as fuck.

>>380403712
FULLY MODELLED

>>380403473
It was a joke, newfriend.

>>380401959
Imagine having a miscarriage and then having to change your fucking avatar back to normal.

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>>380404228
maximum edge

>>380391004
Arr rook same

>>380399813
>>380399783
It's blatant sarcasm you mongs.

>>380403380
I really don't want to care about this but that might really piss me off.

>>380403505
Have that too never put it on because its fucking ugly. Also have the election golden armor.

>>380402683
>wouldn't bitch
Oh, you're so wrong, they'll bitch about even the tiniest spec of detail. They can never be pleased.

>>380401959
>tfw Microsoft and Nintendo know how to make hot women
Is Microsoft and Nintendo actually saving gaming?

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>>380389480
>Waifu maker
I'm okay with this

>>380399020
>>380399783
>>380399813
>>380400425
>didn't actually read it
>didn't realize it's satire
You faggots will believe anything.

Can you assholes stop calling me a whore only because I'm a girl? Thanks.

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>>380393959
but that's MISOGYNY YOU SEXIST *autistic sjw screech*

>>380405015
>white woman features
>brown skin

yes, by completely ignoring the fact that shit skins still exist

>>380405337
mixed girls are best

>>380398364
>>380398137
Boku no Hitomi

>>380405217
This is not a good place to get kind attention.

Whore.

>>380391434
WHITE BOI

>>380404312
I didn't mean to be edgy, I meant that that's a whole new world of awkwardness M$ have gotten themselves into.

>>380406214
oh my bad

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These are How to Train Your Dragon characters.

>>380406487
It makes sense. That kid had his foot cut off.

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>>380394651
what happens when she spills apple juice on that arm and it short circuits:
does it go on a handjob spree or start killing people?

>>380389480
>>380391307
>>380399064
I'd fuck it

>>380400668
>oh god
I can't fucking breathe

>>380389480
I would literally never recognize this as an Xbox avatar because the old ones are burnt into my mind as being part of Xbox Live profiles.