You think Pauline and Mario still have a thing for one another

>>380346862
>Be careful who you make fun of in middle school

>>380346862
She's probably his cousin. Her mom was the sister of the original Pauline (Mario's mother) and named her daughter after her.

>in Homer's Odyssey the hero returns to his homeland to fight off the suitors of his wife

>>380346862
>Pauline is the mayor of New Donk City
She's probably DONGED

>>380346862
>Cranky Kong tapped that

wew

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She has a career now.
Her manlet-loving days are over!

>>380347640
No.

>>380348296
D E E P E S T

>>380348895
Was Carmen Sandiego always that stacked or is this fan-art in action?

>>380348296
I don't remember this Simpsons episode.

>>380349102
That's not Carmen Sandiego.

>>380347640

Stop making up stupid ass lore on the spot you spergs

>>380349349
Kek

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>>380346862
>TFW 3 foot manlette
>Getting cucked by a giant turtle
>Can't get a new GF

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>>380346862

>tfw mayoring a boring ass city
>shit goes down
>that same hero from years ago comes back to save your ass once more
>but then he'll just leave again
>...
>why do you always leave Mario?

>>380349349
There actually was a Simpson episode with Homer's Odyssey.

>>380346862

>new donk city

does that mean that donkey kong make an appearance? this is important

does that mean they will put wario too? i want wario in the game

>>380350239
>going after boring mayor poon when you could be tapping royal ass
Mario's got it figured out

>>380350498
Are you stupid? the entire stage is literally brooklyn and donkey kong references.
pay attention to the trailers you can see red girdles in the distance.

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>>380350609

>Maybe in another life then

>>380351150
At least Pauline will always have the Dong to turn to

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>>380351940

They say some were born to sing the blues, but Pauline is more of a Jazz girl anyway.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5qgOeXbFQ9U

>>380352449
What a dame

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>>380348296
Neat

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>>380346862
The better question is if Cranky will come back to kidnap her.

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>>380346862
This is going to start a new reign of Pauline porn isn't it. Shit she might even get her own official Mario-style popart now

What if she later on is revealed to be a villain in this game?

>Still loves Mario
>Finds out he loves another
>Makes a deal with Bowser to take Peach away and would give him the help he needs
>Helps Bowser marry Peach right away
>With Peach out of the picture and married, she could pick up the pieces of a broken plumber
>Sees that it didn't work
>Tries to kill Mario for not loving her and giving up on Peach

>>380353754
God willing

Calling it now, Pauline is the final boss. She still has feelings for Mario so she's helping Bowser get married to Peach in her city so Pauline can have Mario all to herself.

>>380353823
Too complex and too dark a story for a Mario game

>>380353969
That's what I said here >>380353823

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>>380346862
>Spin the wheel, take a chance. Every journey starts a new romance. A new world's calling out to you. Take a turn, of the path. A new addition to the cast, You know that any captain needs a crew.
PAULINE CONFIRMED FOR NEW ROMANCE

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>>380353823

Nah, Pauline is too pure for that.
She'll always be his 1-UP girl.

>>380354218
>A new addition to the cast, You know that any captain needs a crew.
Sounds like Mario knocked her up and she's saying he needs to be in his future child's life.

>>380346862
I would willingly greet her with a warm dinner when she gets home from a long day of mayorin'.

>>380354116
The too dark part isn't THAT dark. In the second Mario and Luigi RPG game, Toads were getting their souls or energy sucked out of their bodies by trees and aliens did kill a lot of them in the game

>>380354218

Plot twist

Mario goes to save Peach
Bower is defeated
Pauline feels bad
Hops on lizard dick

>>380349356
And it's not even the original colors either.

Goddammit

I got away from Nintendo after the Wii. I pulled myself out of that pit. I feel them trying to pull me back. I am a mature gamer now, I refuse to fall back into this pit of "fun".

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>>380354218

http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FirstGirlWins

She's got this in the bag.

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D E E P E S T

L O R E

>>380346862
Why does she look horrified?

>>380354649

She hasn't seen Mario for like 25 years, it's like she's seeing a ghost.

>>380354484
F IS FOR FRIENDS THAT DO STUFF TOGETHER

Are Mario and Pauline even the same species anymore?

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>>380354218
She'll want to hook up with someone with musical talent, which rules Mario out. Luckily, there's a great singer that she already has strong ties with.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UtGL5yKdSCk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ns7otcjQ_jk

>>380354895
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

NNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>380355024
Don't forget he's also great on the drums.

>>380347640
you fucking autistic idiot

>>380355045
U IS FOR YOU AND ME

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>>380355024

Pauline is a classy dame, would she really settle for a ape of a man like that?

>>380355361
N IS FOR NO SURVIVORS

>>380354649
Lockjawed from the big Donk Dick.

>>380355465
Every woman wants the Dong

>>380349349
its one of the halloween specials

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>>380355465
Dongs already got the tie, he can be classy when he wants

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>>380356175

>>380356175
Cranky is kinda old though

Does this mean Pauline has a chance of showing up in the next Smash. Shit that would great if only to enjoy all the tears for Daisyfags

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>>380349349
>Not remembering Homer's Odyssey.
Did you even watch the Simpsons?

Pauline got Donged

>>380356682
>New Donk City stage
>Pauline is a stage hazard/assist trophy
I can see it.

>>380353741
>Pauline and Mario haven't aged a day
What does it mean?

>>380355024
learn your Kong lore, the ape you have pictured ain't modern DK
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HqmrztzTMtI

>>380356965
It's like a milder version of a WarioWare stage and Pauline is the conductor/indicator/etc.

>>380357085
Even if the picture is wrong, the idea of Pauline hooking up with Cranky's grandson who is known for singing and playing bongos makes sense and is canon because I said so

>taller women

My fetish

>>380357058
Mario timeline takes place before DKC timeline.

Just put young Crankey in the game

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>pauline in a mainline mario game before wario

why live

>>380357058
Watch Robert Kongman's documentary

>>380349875

There's fedoras in this game. Someone edit the fedora into this picture, I don't know how to use photoshop.

>>380354895
U IS FOR YOU

>>380357481
Was Super Mario Land 2 not mainline enough for you?

>>380357937
Land games are not canon

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>Donkey Kong got his name from Donk City

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>>380357481
>inb4 b-but it's a remake

>>380358296

b-but it's a remake

>>380358084
This has some really interesting implications. Did all the Kongs get their names from the street names? What about K. Rool and the animal buddies?

>>380346862
You knowwhat this means guys

More Pauline porn

>>380346862
She's taking it from the Don of Dong DK.

>>380356575
Flintstones 2016 was taken from us too soon.

>>380357058
Gorillas live like 40 years only, Cranky was probably already old, and the damage Mario did on him left him disabled and increasingly weak becoming what you see in DKC now.

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>>380346862
>Mario marries Pauline
>Peach marries Bowser
Everything is right with the world

>>380357058
Donkey Kong Country is canonically after the last Mario game.

>>380358827
Is Mayor Pauline making passes at her personal secretary?

>>380346862
>when will they learn
mario is been constantly cucked by bowser in daily basis

>>380357992
Pretty sure they're canon.

>>380349349
It actually is an episode though. Homer (Simpson) impales all the suitors in one fell swoop with a single spear.

>>380360574
>yfw Luigi only gets Mario's sloppy seconds.

They fucked in Mario's airship.

>>380359806
thats a Big Peach

>>380357937
spin off
>>380358296
remake

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Peach is shit
Pauline is the true best girl

>>380354895

U IS FOR URANIUM

>>380355024

Why does this stupid fucking show have such good music? It honestly blows my mind to this day.

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>>380362315

Truth

>>380358296
Super Mario Sunshine showed footage of 64 and the official list from Nintendo of 3D Mario Platformers didn't include this. Non-canon my dude

Donk means ass. Especially a thick female ass (in rap music)

Why is it called New Donk City? Was it named after Pauline?

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>>380346862
Nope. After you go Kong you don't go back.

They'll definitely bring Donkey Kong into the game somehow right?

Is it just me or does Paulina look like Anita Sarkeesian?

>>380349349
10/10

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>>380363749

Yeah, as a fucking rug in Pauline's office.

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End of the game you'll have to pick one.

>DEEP MORAL CHOICES

I wonder if they made Pauline a mayor so she's now an authority figure like Peach/Daisy/Rosalina?

>>380364468
Can't Peach float?

>>380364591
I imagine that was the idea but honestly I think it makes her look more impressive than any of the princesses.

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>>380364591

They probably just needed her to be an active figure in the story, also now she's tied to Donk City so she can easily be used to represent that world.

>>380359202
Fuck was it canceled already?

Isn't Pauline actually Mario's mom with Jumpman as he and Luigi's dad?

>>380364591
Princess Risk boardgame?

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>>380363983
>Fedora are obese atheist tryhards
>Pantsuits are crazy SJW bitches

This decade ruined a lotta things

>>380364941
fuck off matpat

>>380364941
No.

>>380360125

But why does DK Sr. appear in the spin-offs?

>>380349349
It's the one about the time he rented a minivan.

>>380364591
I figured that everyone assumed the same.

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>>380360125
Did someone say Donkey Kong canon?

>>380365126

But then why do Mario and Pauline look exactly the same they did in the early 80s while Cranky is old n shit?

>Yfw Bowser settles for Pauline
>stops kidnapping Peach
>settles down and raises Bowser Jr. to be good
>no longer is a big bad guy

>>380364468
Pauline

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>>380365876

There was never really any doubt was there?

They're canon lovers.

>>380346862
I think we found Carmen Sandiego

>>380365668
Pasta Power.

>>380365791
>Pauline
>settling

Bruh that's an upgrade

>>380351940
Cranky was the one who tapped that, and he probably can't get it up anymore

Here's my theory:

New Donk City is the alternate reality from the original donkey kong/donkey kong 94.

The Mario we know is only a visitor to this universe, and the original Pauline is still together with the OG Mario, Jumpman.

If Jumpman is around we better get to possess him.

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I'll just leave this here.

>>380365668
Gorillas have a lower life expectancy than humans by about half. So if we said that all three were about 25 in the original game and ten years passed by the time we saw Cranky, that'd explain everything.

>>380366148
"Settle" doesn't necessarily mean downgrade

it just means he would find a reason to not chase around Peach, he's settled down instead of chasing Peach

>>380366275

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b8foPBaAhdc
Is any aspect of this gonna be New Donk City?

I fucking love DK '94 and never thought the City Level would be canon. Holy shit.

>>380366346
Who says Peach, Pauline and Mario are humans?

We see them exist alongside normal humans, and they are clearly mutated monsters

>>380346862
Oh they officially brought her back? That's pretty cool.

Also what in the flying fuck is with all the connection errors when doing the captchas? Jesus fucking Christ.

>>380347640
>Being this autistic

>>380357058
Gorillas age faster than humans. It's common sense.

>>380355901
Gorilla dongs are small though.

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How will you react if Mario marries Peach in Odyssey?

>>380348296
What does Mario has to do with the Simpsons?

>>380366530
Would be cool if there was a little homage to it.

That said this track needs more love. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GXaDv4B6EW8

>>380366346
Mario is 24-26.

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>>380366316
Man, fuck Lady, Pauline was my fuckin damsel

>>380346862

You know what I love? The fact that she asks you to find a good musician.

It's like she realizes her last true game had the best music of all and shes looking for it.

Today feels like some fourth dimensional autism. Gonna have some bizzare dreams tonight.

>>380362943
>those Peach and Rosalina wigs
Disgusting. Pauline looks allright, though.

>>380367134
By drinking heavily and listening to 1-UP girl

>>380367134
It's obvious they should do it, but they won't.

>Pauline is back again

>The next game might actually be a Mario Vs. Donkey Kong to save Pauline again

>It's the new Donkey, with the bowtie
>Instead of Junior he's accompanied by Diddy

I dunno about you but that shit would be neat

>>380367134
Peach is going to marry Bowser.

>>380367307
This is the best DK game. Fuck, I love this game.

>>380367134
By drawing porn.

>>380367308
>looking for it

She's MAKING IT. She's the singer.

>>380346862

>Implying.

Not only did DK pound that into a crater that can surprisingly still walk, but Mario's done Peach in the ultra flexible cat-mode.

Pauline can't compare.

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>>380366148
>implying manlets like Bowser can compete with the DK family.

By reintroducing Pauline in some context, that's one of several seals broken in order to catch my full interest in this game.

Because I expect the game to be gigantic and not just some run of the mill quick cash grab. I mean, it has to have a lot of that old magical charm concentrated at very high levels full of yay.

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>>380367134

Love triangle confirmed.
With bowser I guess it'll be a love square.

>>380367501
Of what?

>>380354218

>You know that any captain needs a crew.

Pauline x Captain Syrup otp

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>>380367397
>Pauline is back again

>the next game has Captain Syrup, Wario, and Waluigi as Dorombo knockoffs in it

Dare we dream?

>>380367134
The real question is:

How would Andy react?

>>380367480
It's not her choice.

She hasn't been shown to be happy in any of the shots we've seen her in.

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>no influx of Paulina porn yet
Disappointed.
I'll do it myself then.

>>380355024
Stop using spoilers as surprise boxes.

>>380367901
Does he have a problem with it?

>>380367989
Post the rest, don't leave us hanging drawfag

>>380367819
Please Jesus

>>380367989
this isn't smash, anon

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>>380355901
Sorry but she probably isn't and if she does it'll be forced so it'll pale compared to Mario marrying Pauline.

>>380367901
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

>>380367901
Is Andy even around any more? I don't keep up with autism.

>>380368184
That is the full version. I'm making porn as we speak.
>>380368306
meant Pauline :9

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>>380347640
Am i the only one who finds the mario lore created by spergies the funniest shit ever?

>>380367258

The entire soundtrack is the best on Game Boy.

Did you ever beat the game on your Super GB, anon?

>>380367304

I thought I read he was 35.

>>380368663
didn't even notice the typo, I just meant a mario game won't cause an influx of porn like a smash inclusion would

>>380354218
No, Mario falls in love with his hat

>>380349356
Where in the world is she then?!

>>380368703
I wished there was an entire youtube channel dedicated to it but not in an obvious mocking tone, just a highly satirical one in which aspies can't tell if he's being serious or not.

>>380365876
Mario and Pauline = Lovers
Peach and Mario = Just the hero doing his kingdom a favour

>>380349356
Looks like Carmen Sandieago to me.

>>380368740
Yes I did! I can prove it because I remember the pauline "Help!" voice line that only got used if you played in Super GB mode. It's a shame the emulated versions nintendo has sold since don't have it.

>>380367378
That sounds like a plan.

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>>380369101

His hat is a ghost.
Ghost of who?
That's right, Lady confirmed.

>new city being built
>funded by Pauline or her relatives
>DK tries to stop it
>Mario stops DK
>name the city after DK for some fucked up reason
>in Odyssey Pauline is the mayor of her completed city

>>380367134
Fucking do it Japan. Do it for all the sexless youth in your country frozen in time

>>380362678
BOMBS

>>380369463
The NPCs talk about Pauline rebuilding the city so I'm curious if they're going to do anything with that.

>>380364468
I choose Peach because Pauline looks like a cheating harlot that will take half your money after seducing another rich halfwit as a backup.
She's also a western politician and those are the worst human beings on the face of the earth.

Peach is royalty and would never do such a plebian and uncouth thing. Royalty rhymes with loyalty, fellas.
She loves Mario so much that she bakes him cakes. I mean come on.

PEACH IS PURE

P U R E
U
R
E

>>380369463
It goes deeper than that, all of the street names are Donkey Kong references.

>all this fucking peach cheesecake
>no pauline cheesecake
fuck this

>>380367134
I hope they do. It would be genuinely cute.

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>>380369541
N IS FOR NO SURVIVORS

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>>380359806
Peach married Booster, like, 20 years ago. Deal w it

>>380365643
>The great banana split

This will never not make me smile.

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>>380369689

Peach may be pure, but Pauline is classy.

>>380369695
Donkey kong's giant ape cock mindbroke Pauline and now everything she does is her trying to get his attention again.

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>>380348895
She's already involved with someone else.

>>380369732
You fuckin' what?

>>380357481
How do you know he isn't?

>>380370287
A classy whore.

Enjoy your alimony.

>>380370675

If only they could find each other.

>>380371179
Lost loves

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>>380352449
>TFW your whole career as a musician culminates in performing a shitty theme song for a video game
>TFW it never gets better

>>380371718
>shitty theme
Fuck off Peach

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>>380357827
wish granted

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>yfw Pauline is being controlled via that out-of-place hat she's wearing
Calling it. Too obvious.

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Some bitch tryin ta steal MAH MAN!?

I don't think so.

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>>380372652
Go back to Bowser slag. Pauline a best.

>>380359806
Bowser please go

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>>380349349
I do

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>>380363189
She's pretty thicc, that's for sure.

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>>380369732
Buddy boy you better fuckin' believe it's coming. We just have a little waiting to do.

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>>380373459

She's curvy, there's a difference.

>>380347640
If you had the hat, you'd possess a cute girl and record yourself taking a shit into a plastic potty then watch the video on repeat while masturbating furiously. Fucking disgusting, you fake autismo Nintendo fans are the worse. Leave this website and return to reddit where your kind belongs.

>>380372652
I wonder how they will develop Pauline in the game
>Pauline became mayor after DK
>did that to get over Mario leaving her
>meets him after years
>old feelings are awaken
>Peach gets in the way
>thinks she has a chance since Peach isn't around
>Mario shows how much he cares about Peach
>she gives up
>writes a song expressing how she is sad for losing him but how happy she is for seeing him happy
Donk City is the hub world so there is plenty of room for a subplot

I wonder how happy the handful of Paulinefags are right now with their waifu finally being relevant

>Super Star Saga having a confirmed remake
>still no Mario RPG where they travel to Sarasaland with Daisy being an important character

>>380348296
We see Toadstool in bridal gear.

>>380351150
>Maybe in another life then

that's a pretty pointless thing to say to Mario, though. He'll just kill himself and come right back.

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>there will never be a super mario mmo
Life is suffering

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>>380373938

>implying Pauline isn't endgame

>>380346862
>Pauline is back

Holy fuck. Mario really does have the deepest lore.

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>>380349349

Hope this isn't a super retcon so they act like they never knew before

I think Nintendo realized creating waifu wars sells games

>>380346862
His mouth only comes up to her crotch. What do you think?

>>380374106
>Daisyfags will never fuck off

>>380374838
They got those waifu bucks from Fire Emblem and finally wised up.

>>380349349
>>380365395

Reddit

>>380374960
Sarasaland is actually a pretty neat concept with the multiple kingdoms based on different cultures united under the same flag, Daisy is just a bonus

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>>380373938
>Mario marries Peach at the end
>the song is for their wedding
>Mario dances with Pauline during the credits
>She sheds a tear when they head back to the Mushroom Kingdom

>>380350498
>Donkey Kong is set in the city.
>King kong kidnapped the girl in the city.
>The red girders in the odyssey footage.

HOLY FUCK DEEPEST LORE WTF MY MIND DONKEY KONG WAS ALWAYS IN THE CITY

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>>380371718
>shitty theme song for a video game

You mean the theme that is getting the attention of millions as we speak and will be remembered for years if the game is good?

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>peach
>peach
>pauline
>fucking pauline
Where is Daisy!?

>>380375369
>Mario saves Peach
>credits roll
>slow version of 1-UP girl plays
>transition to scene of Pauline singing at a lounge
>no Mario to be seen

Get all the moon shards for the true ending.

>>380375914
She lives in the slums of the mexican world

>>380375914
Someday
Fuck that doujin is so good

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>>380349349

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i wouldn't mind peach being with bowser if she wants to be with him and peach seem to only like mario. peach may finally stop getting kidnapped and can maybe start to developing as a character like pauline.

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>>380375369

Mario ain't that stupid.
He know what's up.

>>380367819
>tfw I now want to see Ashley and Mona in a Mario game

>>380375914
with luigi living happily ever after. i'd rather peach be in daisy potion and not be only known for getting kidnapped.

>>380346862
The only thing Pauline's got over Mario is about a foot and a half

>>380367540
DK isn't able to stretch his legs like that though

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>>380346862
Is Pauline the most cucked female in the Mario Universe?

>Rescued once by Mario
>Forgotten as he leaves New Donk City for Mushroom Kingdom
>Spends most of her life without a single mention in any game
>When Mario finally comes back decades later he's already hooked up with Peach

>>380369695
>>380369463
Nah, Donkey Kong is named after the city. He was the star of the New Donk Zoo until escaping and going on a rampage with Pauline. He was released back into the wild and the Kong family ended up taking names from all the different streets of the city that Donkey Kong remembered.

>>380346862
How come Pauline has normal human proportions?

>>380375818
AND I JUST REALISED PAULINES SONG IS DONE IN THE SWING MUSIC STYLE AND MONKEYS SWING ABOUT ALSO MONKEYS LIVE IN URBAN CITYS

FUCKING DEEPEST DEEEEEEEEEEEEPEST LORE

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So /v/
Do you choose the mayor or the princess?

>>380369695
>>380369463
>>380376668
You guys do realize the original DK who kidnapped Pauline was actually Cranky, right?

>>380346862

WHERE ARE HER HUGE TITS

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>380376751
AND I JUST FUCKING REALISED MARIO WAS NOW ALWAYS FROM NEW DONK CITY OMFG AAAARRRGGGHHHH DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPEST LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE

>>380374486
Any kind of platformer MMO would be neat, running and jumping is more fun with others

>>380354116
this can be fixed if it turns out she was being controlled by the hat

>>380376941
That's why Donkey Kong is a title, signifying the leader of the bunch.

>>380377501
BUNCH BANANAS COME IN FUCKING BUNCHES

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH >>380377501 HAS THE DEEPEST LORE

>>380370053
>2017
>Still bane posting

>>380377501
>>380376941
>Cranky aged into a wrinkly senile old monkey
>Pauline and Mario still look the same

Hmm..

>>380357058
Mandatory
https://youtu.be/HqmrztzTMtI

Is 1-UP girl the first instance of hearing the proper singing voice of one of the characters?

>>380377827
Monkeys don't live as long as humans, Mario and Peach are both on their 20s so who knows how this works

>>380349349
This works on multiple levels. I'm impressed anon. 10/10

>>380376060
>doujin
Huh

>>380376060
sauce please

I can't wait for the bitter sweet song where she need to accept that mario will never see her more than a friend

>>380376174
>Sigurd
Be gone.

>>380378983
This is all I can find
https://e-hentai.org/g/873379/eb28e60c8e/

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I don't know what the hell you would have to possess, but pic related needs to happen as a transformation.

>>380349349

There are too many layers to this joke

>>380370053
when you fuck my mom!!!

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>tfw not enough cute Mario x Peach art

>>380357058
Mario Odyssey (and the entire mainline Mario series) actually comes BEFORE Donkey Kong chronologically

>>380367134
This would actually be kino but they dont have the balls.

>>380377501
YOU KNOW HIM WELL

>>380367134
Crazy idea I have:
Mario marries Pauline
Peach sees the good in Bowser and marries him
Bowser takes up a King Dedede-type villain-but-not-really role and a new, more threatening villain can be introduced to Mario.
M&L Bowser, where he's not really evil but is still aggressive, is more interesting than straight up evil turtle monster

>>380379301
She over him. She has the dong now.

where's the art

>>380375914
>where is Daisy

Destroyed

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>>380375914

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>Mario hanging out with his ex while Peach is kidnapped

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>>380376461
Are you so sure?

>>380380693
Shit idea you have.

>>380376635
Pauline gets to show up in the Donkey Kong games for handhelds. Mario vs Donkey Kong, March of the Minis, etc

>>380367819
>Captain Syrup, Wario, and Waluigi as Dorombo knockoffs in it
I really, really want this.

>>380382872
she's going to get kidnapped by DK

>>380375914
At some point. Just wait.

>>380347640
My God, MatPat. Go write the next FNAF theory or something.

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>>380367819

WHEN
CAPTAIN SYRUP WHEN

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Since Mario will be visiting his old home town for the first time in a long while.

D'you think he'll visit his dad's grave?

How he wishes he could've shown him the Mushroom Kingdom, how Luigi is really starting to come out of his shell and stuff.

>>380367681
There's 3 (three) things in that picture that should be purged.

Is there a chance Koizumi accomplishes what he wanted to do since SMG2 in this game?

Miyamoto cockblocked the man responsible for Majora's Mask

>>380348296

>BUT HEY

>>380376697
The pantsuit accentuates her legs. The dress was good at downplaying that.

>>380346862
Pauline DLC in MK8DX when?

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What if Donkey Kong, as well as his family, are named like that because of the city and not the opposite?

>>380376136
Post more Mario and Peach art please

>>380364468
>Item card
>Double Cherry
>Save both

>>380385378
Deepest lore
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>>380363983
Thankfully now. Anita looks more like the queen from Snow White when she's in hag form now that she's hit the 30+ club.

>>380367134
It won't happen.
The Moons will cause a chain reaction that causes a reset.

>>380349349
Shitpost kino

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>>380386065
Did somebody say reset?

>>380376174
>>380375369
It is common for Italian politicians to have a mistress.

>>380377408
LITERALLY Guild Wars 2. It's a better platformer/collectathon than MMO.

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>All these lore implications with the return of New Donk City such as Mario visiting his first home, Pauline reuniting with Mario, etc.
>Know deep down that none of it will be addressed since Nintendo doesn't give a fuck about story in Mario games

It fucking hurts, /v/...

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>>380375914
>inb4 Rosalina makes a cameo as well, but Daisy gets jack shit.

>>380386508
But Pauline is the politician.

>>380387190
I consider including all this shit in the first place "giving a fuck"

>>380387190
Short hair improves everything

>>380359806
I love this guy's work

>>380387190
>Hi, Mario! It's been a long time! Anyhow, you can find some purple coins behind this building!
That's the most we'll get.

>>380379678
Where's Galaxy 2?

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>>380375914
My personal theory is that there are no Daisyfags left. The ones who complain about her not being in X game are just shitposters saving face.

>>380387190

DELET

>>380387646
You're being misled by falseflaggers. Don't do that.

I kinda want this to be like Banjo/Zelda in terms of script with the emotional punch of Galaxy

>>380380091
>the game's plot twist is that the entire thing is a direct prequel to Donkey Kong
>it turns out that there was some convoluted scenario leading up to Donkey Kong and Donkey Kong Jr.
>even Larry the Bug Man gets an origin story

>>380346862
Who do you think is singing the theme song? It's pretty clear.

>>380378213
>20's
>Mayor of a city
Wha

>>380376174
>>380352449

Seriously, who'd knew she would return with a HUGE role like this?

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>>380389126
>HUGE role like this
I mean, she's just the main character (maybe not even the main character if Donkey Kong actually shows up) of a single level. She's about as important as pic related.

>>380389475
>sings the main theme of this generation's main Mario game

That is pretty big for a character whose last role was as plot device in a shovelware puzzle game.

>>380365791
Jr.'s gonna be a good guy regardless. In three games him having dreams of being a hero is a central point to his character-- that can't be by accident.

>>380378213
>Mario in his 20s
nigga he's middle age
no way he's 20

>>380389475
>of a single level
yeah the fucking city hub world

>>380354249
>We end up getting Mario 06's version of that SonicxElise kiss

>>380364842
Yeah this. She can just float to the other side and run for the ladders.

>>380353741
one of the streets is called Cranky avenue you can see it on a street sign

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>>380390160
>small belly bulge

at least it'll be easy to edit out

>>380353754
I'm looking forward to seeing get on the next Mario Kart or Mario Party.

...not looking forward to baby Pauline though.

>>380349349
I don't get it.

>>380354446
That or theirs an extra post game zone where you have to rescue Pauline from bowser

>>380375914
who?

>>380389712
That doesn't necessarily mean he'll be a good guy. It probably wasn't an accident, but there's a lot of levels between good guy and bad guy, anon.

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>>380346862
>female:suit

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>>380389876
the city is not the hub world you fucking mongoloid

>>380390160
>the hat
Kek

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I hope more characters are brought in. Like Wario. Dude hasn't been in a "real" Mario game since the gameboy.

>>380367134
I think that's what they're building up to, the amiibo line is a strong indicator as they said they were hinting at the story. I don't think they have the balls though.

>>380346862
>5'10 and 5'9

>>380379780
agree

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There's so much subtext for a Donkey Kong fight happening in this game.