>be me
>wake up
>go to work
>barely do any work, maybe 5-10 minutes worth every hour
>get home
>open /v/
>scroll around
>check some threads
>maybe reply
>open random news site
>scroll around
>back to 4chan
>download a game or tv show
>don't actually watch or play it
>back to 4chan
>repeat above until I go to bed without actually doing anything at all with my life
What's actually wrong with me? Do I have ADD or something?
Hopefully they fire you soon you useless fuck.
I get paid by the government and browse here for an hour a day at least. Top comfy
>be me
>write uninteresting greentext
>start it off with "be me"