>Its E3 2019 >Bethesda showcase starts. >Hodd Toward

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>Its E3 2019
>Bethesda showcase starts.
>Hodd Toward steps on stage.
>Applaudience loses their mind
>"WE LOVE YOU HODD!"
>Hodd gives the audience his signature Grin.
>Struts around on the stage for an Hour on stage waiting for everyone to shut up.
>Finally speaks.
>"You people know Bethesda as-"
>Applaudience goes into another round of hour long hysterics.
>"You guys know Bethesda as innovators, Mold breakers, and of Course, Trailblazers of the gaming industry."
>More canned applause.
>"That's why I'm proud to announce Skyrim is coming to the 3DS, the Wii U, The SNES, the Atari 2600, and yes... Even the Gameboy Advance.
>Crowd loses their shit. People get out of their seats, everyone is bowing or shaking. The whole room looks as if the Rapture is happening.
>Hodd clears his throat.
>"We're also proud to announce Fallout Shelter for 3DS, Wii U, and Tamagotchi pet entertainment systems."
> Hodd Continues over the crowd's behavior, as and Eldritch lovecraftian lord joins him on stage.
> "We're also proud to announce Fallout 4 is coming to all the systems we mentioned prior."
>"We'd also like to know about the Bethesda Fun Club."
>"Fun club is Bethesda's greatest innovation yet. With it, you can exchange your money for play Coins, you can exchange coins for play time."
>Hodd looks at his watch.
>"Its been a wonderful time here at E3 2019, please look forward to our amazing games coming later this year."
>The Audience doesn't clap. The audience doesn't say a thing.
>The Audience is dead.
>In the time Hodd was talking, they formed a cult around Hodd. They drank the Kool-aid and began ritualistic suicide to be closer to their Hodd Godd.

>Bethesda wins E3 2019.