>beat new metroid >samus removes her suit >it's

SHHEEEIIIITTTT

>>380311450
Cant. Its sequal to prime hunters 3 canon.

They could do it to the ds game.

I don't purchase weebshit, so its unlikely this would ever occur.

we were kings and stuff.

They already showed Zero Suit Samus in the game over screen. Same as always.

I wouldn't. Why would you give a shit about a mediocre videogame franchise that wasn't relevant since the 90s?

I would begin fapping and watching /v/ throw a hissyfit

Brown Girls are a treasure

>>380311643
Alternate universe, drumpftard.

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>>380311593
fpbp

Wouldn't really care to be honest.

>>380311727
>we were kings
I see this meme everywhere. What is it?

>>380311450
>laugh
>check /v/
>laugh again

With an ass like that, I could give less of a shit

>>380311450
my ancestry consists of monarchs and such.

>>380311450
Even is she were "black", she probably wouldn't have an afro or negroid features. Japan only makes delicious brown, so most of us could still fap to it.

WE

>>380311896
WONT BE ON THE SWITCH RETARD.

>>380311896
Why would anyone assume a sequel is set in an alternate universe?
Also:
>Drumpftard
>Drumpf
>Unironically using this forced, unfunny John Oliver meme

>>380311450
I wouldn't care, but the shitposting would be glorious. I might even be able to drink some real genuine tears.

>>380311450
It's Japan so she would be delicious brown.

I'm always down to clown with delicious brown

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>>380311450
VR CUMMIES FOR DADDAVR CUMMIES FOR DADDAVR CUMMIES FOR DADDAVR CUMMIES FOR DADDAVR CUMMIES FOR DADDAVR CUMMIES FOR DADDAVR CUMMIES FOR DADDAVR CUMMIES FOR DADDAVR CUMMIES FOR DADDAVR CUMMIES FOR DADDAVR CUMMIES FOR DADDAVR CUMMIES FOR DADDAVR CUMMIES FOR DADDAVR CUMMIES FOR DADDAVR CUMMIES FOR DADDA

>>380311969
look it up yourself you lazy piece of shit. how fucking hard is it to google? why do you retards need everyone to spoonfeed you? think before you post for fucks sake.

>>380311450
Well, confused as fuck for one.

>>380312248
>his real name
>a meme
i don't know why you americans think this is so silly. It's the bavarian pronounciation of the german word for "trump". That's where his grandpa came from, right?

>>380311450
I'd get hard no matter what as long as she was still samus

>>380311752
>mediocre
Nice meme

>>380312538
WATCHU LOOKIN WHITE BOI

>>380312538
HOW DIVERSE!

NINTENDO IS NOT SJW FAGGOT
SAMUS WILL BE A SEXY WHITE GIRL

>>380312091
*properly wipes mouth with napkin*
now hold on there old chap!

>>380311450
i want to fuck chocolate samus

Not care because when Japan forces diversity, the characters are still attractive. They wouldn't give a black woman a shitty afro.

>>380311450
i'd be pretty mad that they changed a beloved character that has been around for 30 years just to promote some stupid agenda.

i'd also be pissed if they changed yoshi to be yellow to promote endangered giraffe awareness or some equally retarded shit. keep your politics out of my videogames.

>>380312630
The meme isn't his name you retard. The meme comes from people some reason using Drumpf as an insult, simply because an unfunny Brit used it as an insult.

>>380311969
WE

>>380311896
>drumpftard
So original and witty, I bet you have an IQ of 140 friend.

>>380311450
>afro
that is where you lost me

>>380311450
Japs don't know how to animate blacks properly it will never happen.

>>380313078
But it sounds dumb, that's why Donald's ancestor :) changed his name

>>380313038
>i'd be pretty mad that they changed a beloved character that has been around for 30 years just to promote some stupid agenda.

reason I stopped buying marvel comics

fuck those faggots

>>380311450
I'd stand up and clap
I'm American fyi

>>380311969
It's a joke about the fact a lot of blacks think Egyptians are black when they're obviously arabics (light brown Caucasians). A while back a big Egypt focused movie got shit on by people for not using black actors when the actors were literally Egyptians. The misunderstanding comes from the fact Egypt is technically in Africa but black people are from Subsaharan Africa not North Africa.

>>380311450
fine, ill bite, this would be violation of canon, so as fanboy i would REEEEEE.

>>380313081
were kings and shit, niggas. I swear to God, man, am I fuckin' playing with you, man? We goin' to Egypt, nigga. We were- we- I was the ancestor of Egypt, man. And y-y-you tellin' me that, that-that-them- and that them Egyptians over there ain't black? Look at they skin, man! They black, man! A-and you- you know, man, like, l-like, I'm sorry man, we tryin' to go to space and shit, man! Like, fuck, man, these goddamn White people, man! I-I-I ain't sayin', man, these White people be ruinin' our lives, man! Shit, man! Look, l-l-l-l-let me tell you, man! Look, l-l- my gr- my grandmama, she part Egyptian, man! You tellin' me, l-l-l-l- King Tut Too Ta Too, tha-tha-tha-that's my, that's my great-great-great-great-great-great-grandpa, man! A-and you go tellin' me that these goddamn Egyptians ain't black! Shit, nigga! Look, look, look man, Julius Caesars was black. I don't know why these history books be lyin' to you. Julius Caesars was black, he wasn't White! The Romans were ruled by black people. Shit, man, I tell you what, I swear! Let all the black people in America go back to Africa, they gonna be wantin' us back!

>>380313078
uhm... no... his grandfather changed his name from "Drumpf" to "Trump" upon entering the US.
It is a somewhat common german surname.

>>380312906
*adjusts ruffle collar*
am i correct in assuming the implication you are making there?

>>380313580
It's high time nintendo embrace diversity, whiteboi

>>380311450
alternate between fapping to muh chocolate goddess and defending nintendo on /v/

>>380313768
Yes it's normal for immigrants to the U.S. to change their names to be easier to pronounce and fit in better.

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>>380312538
MUH DIC

>>380312869
>white girls
>sexy
Pick one

>>380313714
Bravo

>>380314194
your point being?

>>380311450
if she has niggers lips, probably negativly. If she doesnt, cool, just skin change. If they call her Samus Aran, I would be mad.

>>380314442
It's completely unremarkable and not worth mentioning.

>>380312538
>implying black samus wouldn't have an uzi

>>380311450
>Treehouse footage shows Zero Suit Samus upon death animation and she's still white
Why does /pol/ even bother?

>>380314539
why are you reacting so negatively to it then?

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>>380311450
>beat new metroid
>you unlock justin bailey
post yfw

>>380314732
because you think its an insult in the first place. He reacted negativly to your dumb attitude towards a fucking name.

Also Drumpf isnt a common german surname, du dummes Stück Scheiße

>>380314037
*uses proper grammar*
Now just to make sure, let me confirm your conclusion...

>>380315170
>you
>your
>du
read the thread retard.
if you can't even keep track with who you are talking to, why even bother?
Außerdem, wenn du Deutscher bist, was interessiert dich dann die ganze Trump Kacke?
Lass die Amis sich in ihrer eigenen Scheiße suhlen. Sei kein dummes Medien-Opfer.

>>380311450
>Not naming the pic "darksamus.jpg"
You had one job, OP.

>>380313493
>>>380311969 (You)
>It's a joke about the fact a lot of blacks think Egyptians are black when they're obviously arabics (light brown Caucasians). A while back a big Egypt focused movie got shit on by people for not using black actors when the actors were literally Egyptians. The misunderstanding comes from the fact Egypt is technically in Africa but black people are from Subsaharan Africa not North Africa.
Thanks

>>380311450
Please don't use my image to shitpost.
Also, please repost the full resolution version, instead of being a lazy faggot by not clicking through.

>>380315646
*frowns couthly*
There was nobility among our forefathers?

>>380311450
>Afro
Ew.

>>380311450

"wait, I was playing the new Iron Man all this time?"

>>380315994
Lustig von jemanden, der Neggerschwanz lutscht

>>380317302
*jemandeM
*Neger
*besser Negerschwänze

Unterschicht was geht?

SO YU BEE SAYIN

>>380317539
lutsch neggerschwanz

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>>380317669
süß.
lern erstmal die sprache gescheit, dann können wir reden. buchstäblich.

>>380317914
erhalte AIDS

>>380311450
I'd be fine with a Samus with tanned skin or just a recolor but if they actually gave her the facial features of a Negress, fuck that.

WIR SIND KAISERS UND SCHEIßE

>>380314116
Same here. Samus would be hot as a Nubian space warrior. 10/10, would fap again.

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>>380311450

>>380318368
*Könige
and the plural of "Kaiser" is "Kaiser"

>>380311450
Can someone explain the black girl memes? I've been working and missed all this shit

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>>380311450
>How would you react?

Waste of redesign.

We need a thicc delicious brown Samus.

>>380318656
Thanks Ahmet

>>380318713
special snowflake are triggered about BGE2 having a negress in the trailer.

>>380311450
I dont give a shit who is underneath the suit. That was the whole point of revealing her back in Metroid one. Sure the porn is nice but what does it matter while playing the game? There is no tits or ass to look at and the prime games are first person anyway.

>>380311450
I would be so mad cause I am an edgy alt righter

XD deus ex 1778 gas the bikes race car now

we wuz chozo n shiet

>>380318836
you're welcome Muhammet.

>>380317539
>Unterschicht was geht?
kek'd

>>380312921
what is no more heroes, cuck?

>>380318789
>*PRRRRRRRRRRRRRBPLPLPLPLHHHH*

Nice one.

>>380313493
Arabic= light brown Caucasians

Holy shit my sides

>>380318713
Like 5 or so games featured black women in supporting roles. This triggered some. This amused some. Ton of people shitposted about it regardless.

>>380318789
ZERO FRUIT SAMUS

>>380319421
watch the sides, bro!

>>380318713
Like 2 games at E3 had a black chick sidekick in them so /pol/ is freaking out.

>>380319397
>>380319721
Why is this bad? Even if you're a racistfag, they aren't main characters

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>>380319232
Caucasians =! white people-only, arabic / middle easterns / sand-niggers ARE light brown caucasians.

Egyptians (north africans in general) do have some SSA-admixture though, unlike assyrians, druzes and the likes.

>>380319802
Anon stop using logic here

>>380319802
Because black people in the US, a place that historically always had blacks, is problematic

>>380319970
You mean caucasoid you dumb fuck. Even ethiopians are caucasoid

Arab>Non inbred caste Indian>Asian>Latina>Hot black chicks>white chicks>Laqueesha

>>380311450
WE

oh jeez another one? gimme a break!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ag1o3koTLWM

>>380312538
strong independent woman who don't need no Adam

>>380320295
They're synonyms, retard.

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>>380311450
WE

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>>380320418
busty women > non-busty women

slavic girls > rest, tho

>>380320903
Holy fuck they are not. Kill yourself you dumb ape.

>>380321350
Slavs aren't human

Thread's not dead yet?
So... who wants to see Zero Suit Blamus redrawn with an afro?(and thicker) I'll work on it for as long as the thread stays up.. But no cheating, mods. You have to delete the thread when you notice that it's offtopic bullshit.

>>380321350
>Slavs
>Human
Niggers who accidentally got bucket filled white by God

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>>380311450
DAMMMMMMM BOOOIII LOOK AD TA ASSSS BOOOOOOOIII

>>380321350
who this

>>380311450

NEEDS AN AFRO AND EAR HOOPS

>>380319221
fuck you, shinobu's great.

>>380321354
They actually are though you inbred imbecile

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Caucasian_race

>>380321994
>god
>making mistakes
kys heretic trash

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>>380321698
>>380321994
Humans or not, their womyn are hot as fuck.

>>380322242
Stefany Hohnjec, croatian rhythmic gymnast.

>>380323054
it's another armchair geneticist with a tl;dr
amount of knowledge. fuck off retard

>>380323407
Goddamn, why did I have to look her up. She's really ugly in many pictures, and her tits are bought. You can see when her tits were smaller. Shame. Not as attractive as I thought.

>>380311450
WE WUZ BOWNNY HUNNERS N SHEEEEIIIIT

>>380323958
>and her tits are bought.

It's the opposite, she had a breast reduction.

>>380311969
Black people in America think their ancestors were Egyptian Pharaohs because Egypt is in Africa. They completely ignore the fact that the slave trade was on the west coast of sub-Saharan Africa and their ancestors have absolutely nothing in common with an ancient civilization on the other side of a huge continent.

>>380311450
Set myself on fire.

>>380324554
Oh, she had a reduction back in 2006. PFF, great, so not only were her tits destroyed, we don't have any got material for the last 11 years, and she's in her 30s.
What a huge disappointment.

>>380311450
Masturbate till I squirt on the screen.

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>>380313493
>light brown Caucasians

Nope.

>>380323895
>uses the term "caucasoid"
>seriously tries to belittle others
cute.

>>380323407
>Stefany Hohnjec
Stefany isn't Croatian name in the slightest and Hohnjec is even less so. Hohnjec sounds either German or like Czech.

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>w-what if they turn her black and ruin mah white pride sob
I don't think you get it yet, Anon.
You don't own Samus. You don't own Metroid. Nintendo does. Nintendo can make Samus black if they feel like it. They can make her an alien, a mutated polar bear, a man, whatever they want. You're just a consumer that will whine and complain but will probably still fucking buy the game and jerk off to the inevitable fanart.

>>380328817
I mean Metroid Other M already raped her character completely. Even if they made her transgender black feminist that still wouldn't be as bad.

>>380329004
Samus with a dick would be A+ for me.

>>380323895


Nigger you got blown the fuck out, just end yourself already.