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How do I get into Nintendo kids' games as an adult? Hard

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How do I get into Nintendo kids' games as an adult?

Hard mode: without becoming a manchild.
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>>380306554
You have to unironically enjoy fun things.
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>>380306713
That's a tall order.
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>>380306713
This.

Or do Smash/Kart drinking games.
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>>380306554
By actually being an adult and embracing things that are fun but lack edginess
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become a dad.
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>>380306554
>play game
>???
>profit
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Get friends and play drinking games. Or play Bayo2 and W101
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>>380306554
No SSS rank for you.
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>>380306713
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>>380306713
>neoNintendo
>fun
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>>380306713
/mlp/ is that way

Ninty games are not mentally, physically or emotionally stimulating . They are not fun for an adult
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>>380306554
Why make it hard for yourself, you're obviously already a manchild.
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>>380307738
>>380307805
What games do you consider fun?
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>>380308025
undertale
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>>380308025
hatred
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You have to stop being a drone.
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>>380306554
Honestly this is my biggest barrier getting into Nintendo games. All of the games they put out are just so mechanically shallow and not challenging in the least. I'm not saying every game has to be Bloodborne levels of challenging, but being able to master a game in 15 minutes is just super boring.

Not memeing, but their games do feel like they are catered largely towards children who don't play a lot of games.
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>>380306713
He said without becoming a manchild. If you're older than 12 and Nintendo games and Barney the dinosaur are your idea of fun then your brain's fucked beyond belief.

>>380307340
This is a much better answer. Get a kid, play kid games with them, that way you'll enjoy yourself.
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>>380306554

Play the games with your gf
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>>380306554
you can't
nitendrones of /v/ literally equal to moecancer of /a/
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>>380308535
>children who don't play a lot of games.
children that have no drive to play games for very long time are dysfunctional kids, or /v/
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>>380306713
Fun?
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>>380306554
They're lighthearted games that you're supposed to play with someone, laugh and smile together, relive old memories and refereces, etc. Sadly I have none of that.
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>sonybros this angered that Nintendo won E3 with just a single picture of an announcement without any gameplay
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>>380308535
If you truly believe Nintendo Games are easy then you clearly havenĀ“t played many.
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>>380306554
have children
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learning how to play videogames, cus almost all 'adult' games are movies
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Just enjoy them without having some pathetic faux masculinity challenged
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>>380309386
If you truly believe they aren't easy you clearly haven't played many non-Nintendo games.

See i can make retarded generalizations too.
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>>380309538
>soul games
>monster hunter
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You're not an adult. You're just pretending.
That's why feel uncomfortable with Nintendo games.

Come back to them when you're a man.
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>>380306554
You just need to disregard the childish paint they have. All vidya sans muh cinematic experience are about spatial manipulation of objects, finding out which kind of timings and angles are good etc. The surface paint it has on doesn't matter if you learn to disregard it. The question is do you really want to? Should you? I don't know. I won't. Some of those Nintendo games look good, but I won't be touching them. There's enough of everything else for years.
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>>380310216
Okay, fine.
Some of them are busywork.
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>>380310792
Fear of childishness and need to be adult are childish traits.
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>>380306554
You see that hole in the middle of the Nintendo disc? That's something you can get into.
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>>380306554
Same way Adults watch Pixar movies

You just play it?
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>>380306554
If you have reservations about getting into Nintendo games as an adult, you're already a manchild. Sorry.
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>>380313330

>Same way Adults watch Pixar movies

With their kids?
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>>380306554
enjoy games for their gameplay first and foremost

for example, Sticker Star and Color Splash's visuals and music are top fucking notch, but they're widely despised because the gameplay is trash
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>>380307805
>>380307616
>>380308775
>Assblasted sonybros on suicide watch
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>>380306554
Just enjoy vidya? I don't understand why it's such a difficult concept.
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>>380309346

Oh....is that right?
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>>380314236
It's because of these "m-m-muh realism, muh DEEP LOREFILLED EXPERIENCE" retards. Dumb niggers have forgotten how to have a good time while playing vidya. Should probably move on to a different hobby already.
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>>380314586
nice multiplat you got there bro, I'll play it in 60 fps on my PC

tbqh the game is looking really fucking off,
and there's talk on how it's being adapted to le western audiences, I hope they didn't ruin MonHun
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Acknowledge that gameplay and mechanics aren't contingent on visual context. Or just appreciate cute things.
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>>380308138
>>380308176
Interesting.
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>>380314952

Eh, i still don't buy that rumor. This is being develop by the mainline team. I don't think they would ruin it like that just to appeal to western casuals.
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>>380314586
>*Also on XBONEX and PC
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>is on /v/
>thinks hes not a manchild
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>>380315393
the rumor only piled up on what was actually worrying me: the trailer, did you see the gameplay on it? it looks off

the designs being rather generic I can ignore, but the movements and shit... it looks off (I'm talking about the trailer shown at the reveal on the Sony press conference, mind you)
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>>380313909
>b-but Sony!
Like clockwork
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>>380316056
You dumb niggers spent all of yesterday crying "B-B-BUT NINTENDO ISN'T GETTING IT" after being told MH wasn't exclusive. Careful with the noose, poor Sony pony
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>>380314952
>>380315556
>*not on any Nintendo systems.

Have fun with XX though, I hear its probably the worst in the series ;).
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>>380316605
>still thinks anyone with Nintendo consoles doesn't own a PC

c'mon now, sonybro
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>>380306554
Play Metroid, famicom detective club, and that kind of shit.

Stay away from almost everything else.
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