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>wake up to this shitty E3 in hopes maybe Nintendo will be better
>watching the whole thing
>expect one of my favorite franchises ever to finally have a game for once
>see the rocket league trailer, get excited until i see that dumb soccer ball
>see space, it's metroid prime 4
>see the end, there's no finish line
>13 years of absence
>13 years of silence
>6 years after Miyamoto said that there was going to be a Wii U launch title F-Zero
>this all happens after my mom dies and now I'm having to move in with my sister
>this all happens while having a crisis about me not being successful in life since I had to be nurse maid for my mother with Multiple Sclerosis after she had a stroke from taking medicine last year
>this all happens and not even Mario Odyssey reignited the spark of life
/v/, can you convince a fat autistic 21 year old who can't get a job for the life of him who's been waiting for F-Zero for so long, to not kill himself at this point?
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>>380302029
Hey man, don't lose hope. They just announced a 2D Metroid for God's sake.
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>>380302263
We'll see a new star tropics game AND a new Wars game before Captain Falcon stops being a Smash Bros. Representative for Smash Bros.
In the meantime, we're getting pic related from nintendo about f-zero.
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They're still announceing games. F-Zero has a slim as fuck chance but it's still a chance
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>Fat, autistic, unemployed, 21-year-old
Sounds like a basic Nintendo fan to me, but don't lose hope. 2.5D Metroid doesn't look too bad, and they'll announce MHXX/Gen2/whateverthefucktheycallitforthestates soon enough... Hopefully not in a Jew way, either and only on Switch since it is available for 3DS in Japan, but there's still hope.
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>>380302029
My dude, if they announced 2 metroids right now, they sure as hell can (and will) announce an f-zero next year(s)
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>>380302029
The Treehouse staff said they will announce new games/trailers for the duration of E3 this week, so wait and see what surprises they might have!
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its ok anon ive almost lost all hope, but even i can feel the power, when i think of him i SEE NO FEARRR FEEL NO PAIINNNN
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>>380302029
OP listen. If there's one line of dialogue if you can consider it that that I've always loved and lived by for a new F-Zero game was "Captain Falcon will always prevail. At this point, I'll even take a game of Captain Falcon being a bounty hunter, in the gameplay style of Kid Icarus Uprising.
>>380303956
You too.
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>>380302029
It's a fucking racing game you pathetic idiot.
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>>380304779
No, anon.
It's a way of life.
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>>380302029
there's always next year
shit did i just make it worse
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>>380305073
>reddit spacing
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>>380302029
>>380305073
That gets my noggin' jogging
Fighting games are by nature competitive, and so are shooters.
But how about racing games? Are there any racing game tournaments?
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>>380305839
Hey, there's an idea. Another "e-sport" for Nintendo.
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>>380305839
Funnily enough Mario Kart Wii had a comp scene. But honestly, I don't think are any. There was also one year EVO had Mario Kart DS.
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>>380302029
>move in with my sister
all of that for wincest. sounds like a pretty good deal to me
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>>380302029
I was sympathetic with you until you started blogging. Off yourself.
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>>380302029
If you think about it, by next E3 most games anounced today would have already come out except maybe for pokémon and metroid p 4, so next E3 is really gonna be full os surprises, or at least I hope so.
>Mainline mario already on its way
>Xenobalde this year
>Mario Kart 8 out (and will take a while until a new one comes out I think)
>Zelda is already out
>Metroid on its way
>Splatoon 2 soon
So, that's only the first year of the switch, so I hope next year we get some new fresh shit and finally a decent Starfox and f-zero.
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~hope
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