Mario's special abilities when playing as a human: 1. Using

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Mario's special abilities when playing as a human:

1. Using a credit card
2. Filing income taxes
3. Becoming a workaholic and neglecting to attend your daughter's graduation because Q3 profits aren't meeting the projected models
4. Realizing you've spent your better years married to a woman you don't really love but staying together anyways for the children
5. Crying yourself to sleep almost every night and spending every waking moment filled with regret
6. Getting diagnosed with heart disease at age 37