THAT'S IT THAT'S FUCKING IT THEY HAVE FUCKING WON EVERYONE

Prime 2 & 3 sucked, i wanted Dread

File: 1480990240757.gif (3MB, 200x200px) Image search: [Google]

3MB, 200x200px

>>380285194
this is a fucking massacre.

They won by uttering a single sentence and not even showing anything.

There's enough stuff that I'm genuinely interested in coming out this year that I went from not even wanting a switch to picking one up. That's only if I can find a proper retailer though, I won't ever pay $100 extra for nothing.

>>380285921
That's all it took. No frills, just tell us what games you are making.

>>380287432
>t. nintendlard still on damage control over not being included in Monster Hunter World

>>380287692
I don't even play monster hunter that much and doesn't the switch have xx?

File: 1416444299808.png (506KB, 427x600px) Image search: [Google]

506KB, 427x600px

>>380285194
>make sequel to tired old game that kids don't care about anymore

OMG NINTENDO WON E3 WITH LITERALLY 0 GAMES SONY BTFO NINTENDOMINATION

MARIO
GAME OF THE FUCKING YEAR

>>380285194
It was a fucking shit presentation.

Nintendo still won though. This year sucked.

>Nintendo won E3 2 years in a row

NINTENDOMINATION!!

>>380285194
They did, even if there was too much nonsense talking

File: 1433970113626.png (227KB, 298x311px) Image search: [Google]

227KB, 298x311px

>>380285194
>Nintendo fucking won this easily

PCfats, Sonybros and Xboners are so goddamn pathetic I can't believe it was this easy for based Nintendo to sweep the floor with them. Feels so fucking good man.

Nintendo winsss

>Nintendo wins with 25 minutes of pure video games
HOLY SHIT
HOW WILL /v/ EVER RECOVER

File: 1495768250450.png (216KB, 424x318px) Image search: [Google]

216KB, 424x318px

NINTENDO

ALWAYS

WINS

File: 1445749612843.jpg (58KB, 443x490px) Image search: [Google]

58KB, 443x490px

Their presentation was less than half as long as Sony's, and yet Nintendo still absolutely murdered Sony.

>>380285194
i hate you for making threads like this. you're an autistic adhd asperger lord and your shit company means nothing. watch the full thing again, they literally showed nothing. fuck you

What a fucking shitshow

Definitely had the most impressive game (Mario Odyssey) but over all a shit showing.

>>380285194
>Being this delusional
Is this a side effect of the drugs they give you for your retardation

>Showing a picture to win E3.

This is really depressing.

>>380285194
Did I miss the XX release for the west?

>mario which we already knew was coming
>metroid prime 4 which is the only game shown so far in e3 that is 2019 or later
>kirby
It's about as mediocre as the rest of e3

every year nintendo fans yell that nintendo won, no matter what. just move along people

>>380289004
>Metroid Prime 4
>nothing
Shoo shoo, sony cuck.

>Nintendo, you can't win E3 in just 25 minutes!
>Hold my beer

>>380285194
>nintendo wins due to everyone elses absolute shit presentations

Fuck. Still disappointing.

File: kiryunani.jpg (22KB, 500x281px) Image search: [Google]

22KB, 500x281px

>Mario is in the real-world
>now he rides an actual Tyrannosaurus instead of Yoshi

I was not expecting that to say the least.

What did they announce? I cba watching these hour long presentations, especially considering how shit it is this year.

>>380285194
That shit fucking sucked. They only had one good game to show and that was Odyssey. Pokemon and Metroid Prime will be cool, but NO GAME, NO HYPE. They would have won if they had any type of trailer available. Just saying that you're working on something does not make for a good conference. You need to show me.

>>380287432
Yeah. That's why Microsoft won, because they did that and showed them.
Wait. Shit!

I missed it is there an archived video or anything?

>>380289854
The games have to be something fans want in the first place

No donkey kong :(

>>380289829
Wat? This one was only 20 mintues long you lazy ass. It was announced even before E3 started.

>>380289829
>Xenoblade Chronicles 2 looks good
>new Kirby for Switch, with Super Star-style Partners and 4-Player Co-op
>motherfucking Metroid Prime 4
>another Yarn Yoshi game
>Fire Emblem Warriors looks like a Fire Emblem musou
>Rocket League coming to Switch
>Mario can now possess literally everything in Odyssey

>>380285194
B-
-Fire emblem warriors (nice!)
-Metroid (no gameplay but nice)
-Mario odyssey (eh)
-Zelda dlc (it's shit except for the naked run)
-Yoshi (pretty art but atrocious music)
-Kirby (nothing really new)
-Pokken (port with what is basically DLC)
Only games we already knew about plus a few surprises but even Microsoft had better showcasing.

>>380289784
nintendos was absolute shit as well

File: buggin.jpg (59KB, 374x510px) Image search: [Google]

59KB, 374x510px

>n-n-nintendo can't win in only 20 minutes, r-right?

Feels great to be on the right side of history lads.

>>380289818
HE WASN'T RIDING IT
HE WAS THE DINOSAUR
YOU CAN CONTROL EVERY OBJECT IN THE GAME, ANIMAL OR ENEMY USING THE CAP

>>380289717
They didn't show Metroid Prime 4. They just told us it was happening. Get back to me when they have a trailer. A logo is not a game.

>>380289717
>Caring about Prime
Another shit that thinks that they shouldn't return to 2D

NOTHING BUT WEEB SHIT AND KIDDIE GAMES LMAO.

>>380290553

>>380290384

More like a C-. I know.it hurts to admit it, but Nintendo is done senpai.

>>380290553
They're back, baby

File: 1495565003247.jpg (66KB, 700x700px) Image search: [Google]

66KB, 700x700px

>>380290553
>you bought a Nintendo Switch

>>380290759
you don't have to be a contrarian to be cool. you're anonymous after all.

>>380290797
Seriously though. I know we're all retardrd faggots here, but I feel like this reaction to the Nintendo conference is really showcasing how true the "/v/ is autistic" meme really is.

>>380291345
You think I'm joking? Do you actually think the 3D Metroids are worth half a donkeys dick compared to the 2D ones?

>>380285194
25 MINUTES

There is no such thing as "Winning" E3 it is just a series of autistic press conferences.

>Reggie comes out and schools the competitors with "Games = Fun"
>Followed by 20 minutes of no bullshit VIDEO GAMES
This is how it's done

>>380289004
>you're an autistic adhd asperger lord
you are so upset right now dude hahaha

>>380290360
>99% US voice actors for XC2
>No gameplay for Metroid prime 4

Wow, this really is the worst E3 yet.

>>380285194
WHERE IS MH XX
WHERE IS XX

>>380285194
>won with a title card
>still showed off Rabbids

nah

>>380291081
It wasn't bad but it wasn't great either and I think I may after with you here

is nintendo conference over? wtf? maybe it wasn't the best, way too short and that's it?

>>380291350
>muh buzzwords

File: 1497300439836.jpg (18KB, 307x309px) Image search: [Google]

18KB, 307x309px

Does anyone notice we're all arguing about videogames and not politics like the other conferences?

Made me think.

File: 1439412962447.jpg (20KB, 264x314px) Image search: [Google]

20KB, 264x314px

where
THE
F U C K

is superstar saga DX???

File: nintendo2.jpg (911KB, 1536x2048px) Image search: [Google]

911KB, 1536x2048px

>manchildren excited about games for kids
every fucking year

>>380293224
>being this anally pained
Get over it sperglord.

I feel like, if Mario Odyssey had been anything other than a mario game, like a new IP or something, it would be almost like the next Banjo Kazooie or something. Maybe I'm being weird about it, but it feels like the premise is being wasted on Mario, when it would have been a chance for Nintendo to try and make a new character.

>>380293165
It'll probably be revealed during the Treehouse.

They literally showed nothing. Worst E3 ever.

File: 1496349213522.jpg (30KB, 279x360px) Image search: [Google]

30KB, 279x360px

>>380293224
>im a MATURE GAYMER who plays MATURE GAMES
lmao

>>380293224
You think you look cooler than him? At least we know he must be a real retard. What's your excuse for being a loser?
Your edgy games aren't fooling anyone.

>WEDDING MARIO AMIIBO

I WANT THEM ALL!

They won, sure, but that's not saying much. Everything new was guaranteed to come, and 2 of which were just name drops.

File: nintendo.jpg (51KB, 450x333px) Image search: [Google]

51KB, 450x333px

>>380293612
>>380293962
>>380294354
every
year

> no Mario maker on switch

Literally just saved myself from spending £300. Thanks Nintendo.

>>380295416
How mad are you, friend?

File: 1496826231601.jpg (57KB, 492x675px) Image search: [Google]

57KB, 492x675px

>kirby and mario only good things, maybe xenoblade or fire emblem too if I cared about them but they didn't get any actual gameplay shown
>metroid gets literally nothing but a title and "will release at one point :^)"
>fucking rocket league, zelda dlc, some yoshi, splatoon invitational (nothing about the game or release date) and garbage shown
>people are creaming their pants over this terrible 15 minute e3 showcase

>>380285194
They won by a landslide

>>380293962
>i know im a manchild

File: 1497143231298.jpg (74KB, 404x345px) Image search: [Google]

74KB, 404x345px

>>380297008
You are though. Gaming is a literal children's hobby regardless of how much you try to hide it and you're just as bad regardless of which platform you choose. You may as well enjoy whatever the fuck you want.

Why id everybody forgetting about the Switch Pokemon RPG

>>380297752
>t. 20 yo playing video games and watching anime
and people wonder why society is going to shit

>Metroid Prime 4
>AND a new 2D Metroid
Nintendo fucking won

>>380298874
I'm hype as fuck for 2D metroid but don't pretend Prime 4 exists or was shown