*Loudspeaker crackles on* >Ahem, good morning everyone. Just

>>380276601
My principal would say "Pokeyman and you-jee-oh cards"

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>>380276601
>Loudspeakers in schools
Never understood this thing, makes school fell more like a prison than anything, that ain't good for kids.

My principal was evil, she liked to intentionally lose people's things when she confiscated them and make kids cry. And whenever little boys hugged or whatever she would suspend them.

>>380277421
>whenever little boys hugged or whatever she would suspend them.
Good, remove they gayness from an early age is a very good thing

>>380277364
???
How else would you expect announcements to be made?

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>>380276601
>old principal get retired
>new one steps in
>has a 100 multiplication questions quiz in five minutes halfway through the year
>if you don't finish it completely or get it 100% right you have to spend half of your lunch recess with her and other students that failed studying

>>380278563
assembly, email or newsletters

>>380278563
have a mini show like in movies at the begging of the day

>>380278564
What grade.
Anything above 6th and I agree with this

I love these kinds of threads

>>380278563
I think our school only had a PA system for fires or fire drills
But I'm not American so we weren't getting trained for the prison system

>>380278663
>Any of these for daily event

>>380278713
My school had a TV studio and they broadcasted the daily announcements. Was p nice

>>380277960

You homomophobe piss of shit faggot

>>380278783

This.
If you can't do that much, you're legitimately retarded.
My calculus teacher gave us a unit circle quiz that needed to be done in 3 minutes while also getting a 100%. Those who missed one or didn't finish in time got assigned three extra chapters of homework and had to retake the test until they passed on top of everything else we did

>>380279240
Tumblr's that way.

>>380278783
5th grade

>>380279314
Oh yeah 100 questions like 37136137 * 194620 in five minutes, that's reasonable

>>380277364

public school basically is just a daycare anyway

>>380279376

>not noticing the sarcasm

Retardedville's that way

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>tfw oldfag who can remember and enjoy being a kid in pre-9/11 America, playing gameboys and MTG on the playground at school

>confiscate your gameboy
>KEEP IT FOR AN ENTIRE FUCKING YEAR EVEN THOUGH YOUR PARENTS SPENT THEIR HARD EARNED MONEY BUYING IT FOR YOU
Why the FUCK do some schools do this shit? I get that the kid shouldn't have been playing his gameboy but give them detention or something instead of taking away their expensive birthday present for a while fucking year. Do you know how long a year feels like to a kid? It's like 3 years to us.

>>380279797
Retard

>>380279978

power tripping

>>380280115

Nice comeback nigger

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>>380277364
I've also noticed in american media that school bells sound like a fire alarm or a military base on red alert
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Tv6gQgj0VQ

Meanwhile, nip schools have this classy relaxing tune:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OuMfyndwARQ

>>380279978
>School confiscates something of yours
>Never get it back
Also, fuck principals.
>Walking with a friend, wearing my hat in between classes
>We're walking outside
>Principal walks over and takes my hat away
>What the fuck
>YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE BEEN WEARING A HAT ANON
>Live in Florida and wearing a hat is almost required some days

>>380279978
it's 100% voluntary. you don't have to give them shit.

>Have to deposit your phone at the faculty office before class starts
>Teachers will browse your files and messages without your consent
>Classmate gets suspended for having porn on his phone

>>380280563
In reality, most schools nowadays here in the States' don't use bells anymore, they just play a tone on the loudspeaker system when it's time for next period to begin. I blame the coconut effect and lazy sound guys.

>>380282260
>teachers basically do an illegal search
>its the kid who gets in trouble
why is this allowed/

>>380281530
Enjoy your suspension and pissed off parent(s).

>>380280830
>be cold as fuck
>wear some extra clothes because uniform is shit to deal with cold
>"anon those clothes aren't allowed! take them off or get suspended!"
>proceed to take off both tshirt and my "not allowed" long sleeve shirt
>sent to detention for being a smartass
It was embarassing as fuck but I was so pissed off that day.

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>>380282612
I feel ya. Effin' adults man.

>>380283721
>boohoo I'm cold
pls b in london

>>380282260
Isn't your phone locked?

>>380283082
you dont know just how power trippy some teachers are do you?

>>380284206
>english class
>TEACHER completes lesson early by 30 mins
>everyone is sitting there twiddling their thumbs bored shitless
>even the teacher
>break out phone to read ebooks because i am not wasting my time doing nothing
>teacher throws a bitch fit
>anon turn in your phone
>no phones allowed you know the rules
we have a solid 30 minutes left in class doing NOTHING, you mean to tell me that sitting here with everyone watching the clock is more productive than using a phone to read books IN ENGLISH CLASS? how does me using my phone when your done with todays lesson affect my education in the slightest? if we're in class and i have enough time to READ BOOKS during the class, that makes you a bad teacher
>classmates do that OOOOOOOOO thing they do

>next day get principal'd
>why did you do this when its against your teachers rules
hes done teaching his class for the day, im done being a student in his class for the day
>let off the hook

>>380284954
not anon
>pop out micro SD
>put in own phone
boom
pr0n

>>380284954
back in our days you usally just unlocked it by pressing asterisk or whatever it was, and the PIN was only used when you turned it on
I think these days you just need to slide? almost no one really locks their phone

>>380284954
It was an old motorola flip phone. It didn't have one as far as I could remember.

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WAS THIS PART OF HIS BIG PLAN?

>>380285626
>>380285812
Well in that case just turn it off when you hand it in, the teachers will need the PIN to access it which they don't have

>me and three others in my year are one grade away from a failing grade in Art (I think it would be E in America?) in year 10
>all of us sent to the principal
>he asks us whether we think that's an acceptable grade to have in year 10
>we just say we suck at art
>never gets brought up again
School was weird desu

>>380286416
There are no E's in America. We just skip it and go straight to F.

>>380286695
Thanks for the info. D then

>>380286416
oh god art class
>first day
>you cant rush art, itll be finished when its finished
>2 minutes later
>ok class your first assignment will be to draw a chicken, shade and color it to the best of your ability, dont worry about it being good or not, its to see how well you already are
>oh yeah you got 30 mins to finish it

>>380286416
>art class
>teacher was this big fat cunt who thought she was big time
>never do shit in that class because I suck at it
>techer screams at me "why aren't you doing anything?!?!?!?!?!!1"
>tell her art bores me and that I suck at it despite presenting works in time and form
>be sent to principal who asks me why the fuck Im such a dumbass
>tell her that as long as I present works in terms she cant come here and lie that Im lazy so she can fuck off
>never was bothered again
What really pissed me off most of the time is that I would get scolded because she was onto me 24/7 so she would take every opportunity she had to piss me off, meanwhile classmates used that opportunity to not do shit.

>>380289139
You sound like a right edgy cunt

>>380289139
>teachers dont realize that constantly bitching at one student for not working gives the other students a break from working
why are these people who think they can teach considered good guys?