I work in the customer service department, not saying which branch

>>380239339
>Payday 2 on Switch
That's how I know you're joking.

>>380239339
It sounds so bad that I believe it.

Another year without Fzero

>>380239913
It's been announced for a while.

http://www.nintendo.com/games/detail/payday-2-switch

>>380239913
But that was already announced

>>380239913
Are you just stupid or retarded?
>https://sys.4chan.org/derefer?url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.nintendo.com%2Fgames%2Fdetail%2Fpayday-2-switch

>>380240280
There's no fucking way that will play well. Payday 2 is hilariously CPU bound due to all the AI calcs. When you run it on shit computers the AI starts pausing all over the map for long periods of time and don't react.

Where the fuck is dark souls

>>380239339
Please don't be true
This is fucking nothing

You're either developing the internal articles, which you're probably not since that's a really small group of people and posting to social media would be retarded since you'd be easily found out, or you're full of shit since CS doesn't get the internal information until the day of.

The N2DSXL internal information didn't go live until literally an hour before the news dropped.

Stop being full of shit, OP.

>>380239339
The spotlight will be a showcase of games, no features, you massive fucking retard.

>>380239339
I can actually see this happening

It's kind of depressing how the shittier a Nintendo direct sounds, the more realistic it seems.

>>380239339
So just Rabbids and Remakes?
Well at least they're not stretching their nothing out like everyone else.

>>380239339
>Mario Kart 8 Deluxe DLC

no way their are gonna announce DLC for a game that is basically a GOTY edition with all DLC in it already. But then again it's Nintendo so who knows at this point.

>Super Smash Bros Deluxe
Jesus fucking christ this cant be real

they have to have 1 game worth it they cant just show nothing...

fake and gay

>>380239339
>>GameCube virtual console
did anyone miss this clue for FAKE NEWS?

>>380239339
They already said the Spotlight will be quick and to the point, so no jokes or skits.

As someone who actually worked at Nintendo in the past, let me ask you this OP, just to verify your credentials:

What day can you buy ARMS?

>>380240905
That's not much of a clue. The real clue is the lack of Fire Emblem Warriors.

I guess it's disappointing enough to be true but it's still fake
>GC Virtual Console
>Generic FE title
>"all Nintendo remasters are called deluxe" meme

Sorry forgot to mention the Zelda DLC will be shown in the Spotlight.

Treehouse
>Mario Odyssey Gameplay
>New amiibos
>Splatoon 2 match played by youtubers
>Zelda iOS trailer
>Pokemon trailer
>Smash bros match by same youtubers
>SMT V Trailer
>Zelda Hard mode trailer will be available next Tuesday
>Arms match played by youtubers
>Ever oasis trailer
>Sonic Mania gameplay
>Pokken 2 gameplay
>Skyrim Trailer (the one released yesterday)
>Surprise game announcement

We don't even know what the game is yet. Will find out an hour or so before the livestream.

>>380241295
> have the details of all the new games being announced for when autistic kids inevitably call and email us for more info.
>We don't even know what the game is yet.
ok

>>380241295
The 'surprise' game announcement is Superstar Saga DX.

>>380241295
>Pokken 2
Are you even trying?

That's so dissapointing I believe it.

>>380239339
>Gamecube virtual console
>Super Smash Bros Deluxe
How could you lie to us?

>>380239339
>gamecube virtual console on a system with no analog triggers
Nice try

>>380241439

>Pokken tournament 2

Are you even trying?

Good, that sounds about as disappointing as I expected it to be, I guess Nintendo really was hellbent on tanking the Switch.

I'm actually interested in Mario Kart 8 DLC.

>>380241748

>PS2 classics on a console without analogue face buttons

>>380242015
?

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One day, they might announce a new Custom Robo.

I'll be so happy on that day, if it ever comes. I know it's likely that it won't, but I still hold out hope.

>>380242119
Please answer >>380241257

>>380240440
shut up idiot

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>>380239339
>>App store showcasing Netflix and YouTube
WOW THEY WON SOLELY FROM THIS

>>380241257

Friday. You can Pre-order or buy on the store. Thanks for shopping ninty Fagit.

Now, anon when can you buy splatoon 2?

>>380242015
Are you stupid or just pretending?

>>380239339
>>380241295
>No Pikmin 4

>>380242187
It is easier that you kill yourself than they actually purposefully make a game which makes them lose money.

>>380242591
No, no, I mean what day can YOU buy ARMS since you work at Nintendo.

>>380242625
>>380242123

>DX isn't 2

In the same way Splatoon 2 isn't actually Splatoon 2.
Literally just a port with new features to seem like a sequel.

>>380239339
>Sakurai
Didn't he die a few years ago

>>380239339
No metroid? Well I'm not watching

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>>380242663
Why would I do that when Nintendo does that all the time?

They better not waste any time on the Mario-Rabbids game, Ubisoft already showed it. They only have 25 minutes, none of that should be wasted on shit we already saw at a previous conference.

>>380242770
>Literally just a port
Splatoon 2 literally isn't just a port, though.

>>380242869
They try new shit all the time only to find that diamond out there.
Nintendo is just chasing the dragon like everybody else.

>>380242770
So why is Splatoon 2 called Splatoon 2 and Pokken DX is called Pokken DX?

>>380242871
this. No aRbbids, no Skyrim, no that other game with spaceship toys. Get that shit out of the Spotlight.

>>380242770
Nigga what? Splatoon 2 is not a port. Why would you claim to work at Nintendo if you can't even get basic, public information right?

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>>380242871
>25 minutes

Wait really? Shit. They're probably going to waste 5 minutes alone on weird gags like they always do.

>>380242941

That's what Nintendo want you to believe. There's barely any changes to the base gameplay.

>>380243071
Beats me. I don't make games.

>>380242701

Don't know where you worked but most Nintendo branches have differing employee benefits and it also differs on partnership level within company. I'm able to buy Thursday at midnight.

>>380242770
>blowing your cover this hard

>>380243464
>Don't know where you worked but most Nintendo branches have differing employee benefits and it also differs on partnership level within company. I'm able to buy Thursday at midnight.

Hahaha, alright. Well, you tried.

>>380240261
>another year
anon, we're in the beginning of the second decade without any F-zero games. Last one was 2004.

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>>380243464
>That's what Nintendo want you to believe. There's barely any changes to the base gameplay.

Why are you even trying to save face at this point?

>Completely new content from single player campaign to multiplayer levels with new player models, gear, and guns
>New modes
>A sequel in story
>New multiplayer mechanics

>It's just a port

>>380239339
this is fucking god awful which makes me believe there's a chance that it's true.
fucking ninty can't save e3, im out.
and this is from a nintyfag.
two nukes wasn't enough.

>>380239913
>no mh
>fifa

nintendo wins again

>>380244626
Not blurry or tilted enough.

>>380242770
You didn't list Xenoblade Chronicles 2 anon. You dun goofed.

So many Nintendo "leakers" fail to list Xenoblade nearly every time. I love it. This game always catches these people out. It's like they're not up to date with current Nintendo.

>>380239339
Why does he always seem so mad lately?