Everyone goes on about "Muh diversity!"
>Online
>Unfunny/Cringy jokes
>Swearing for no reason
>Online
>Literally has nothing to do with the original outside the name
>Prequel when the first one ended on a cliffhanger
>Who in their sane mind wanted BGE to have a motherfucking online play elements, seriously
>Two characters who are presumably leads are atrociously written so far
It's official, if you support what they are doing with BGE2 you basically hate the original now.
These are my problems with the "trailer" mostly. It is pretty much an entirely different game. Has nothing to do with the original.
Its no coincedence that all of the "muh diversity" games have similar flaws
Theyre made by the same kind of person
>mass effect andromeda
>bioshock infinite
>everything at this years E3
>>380224071
Yet a lot of people are defending this for some reason. Even if gameplay is amazing it won't fix issues stated here, unless this "trailer" is just so fake to the point of having a different writer just so they can bait average consumer to buy their game, which would be hilarious and amazing but they won't do that Im pretty sure.
>>380224071
Maybe it does but the CG trailer hasn't shown it? Ancel is still working on it.
I do agree with the OP points though.
it seems the online components are overblown by marketing guys, it's still single player
What's the best way to play Beyond Good & Evil? I got the uPlay version but it doesn't have controller support. I think even with mods the movement controls wouldn't be analog but I'm not sure. Thinking about playing it on Dolphin but I see there's an HD port on PS3.
>>380224910
If so they picked the worst possible wording for it ever. "Seamless online playground" my ass.
>>380223939
I wasn't getting a main character vibe from the two characters they featured.
I don't see a problem with swearing. People swear. It's just the personalities of these characters. Why wouldn't a couple pirates swear?
The world appears to be the same.
The character they carefully avoided showing in full detail appeared to be another green themed Asian woman.
It doesn't look terrible. I'm interested.And I never played the first game.
>>380225862
>It's just the personalities of these characters.
No it doesn't. It's lazy writing.
>>380226157
No it's not. Most of the trailer was action oriented. Which means the characters make a lot of exclamations. There's heightened energy. it makes sense to swear. What else would you have them say?
Most annoyed with the swing in art direction/tone and the fact it's a prequel. Pretty sad that we won't get to play as Jade either.
>>380224497
but they're multiethnic... stop complaining, racist
>>380225190
I got the original on Xbox and then the remake on 360 and got the steam/uplay version cuz cheap.
Get the HD version, it's got better res, textures, filtering, draw distance, sound, everything!!!
The steam/uplay version isn't the HD version, so the 360/PS3 versions are the best.
I'm genuinely upset.
Fucking swearing.
>>380223939
The first one was too kiddy for its own good, the audience has grown up so the prequel needs to deliver content that matches the age of the audience.
>>380223939
It will be great! All sequels are 100% improvements on the originals, and a prequel has to be 200% better!
>>380223939
I'm cautiously optimistic and hope that swearing and online shit were just forced in my Ubisoft marketing and there's still a charming game underneath
>>380223939
Literally the only thing it has to do with BGE is it has a talking pig in it. So nested right there in the BGE/Sing shared pig universe.
>>380224910
I seriously wonder if the people praising him have actually played the first game at all.
>>380226556
"Carlson and Peters"
>>380228410
>Government conspiracy
>Human Slavery and trafficking
>kiddy
Ok
>>380230784
why are you responding to b8
>game ends with a post-credits stinger intended to set up a direct sequel
>15 years later it gets a prequel instead
Remember fun?
Remember charm?
I bet you won't even take pictures in this one
>>380225862
>I don't see a problem with swearing. People swear.
THIS IS HOW THINGS SHOULD BE SEGA
US SONIC FANS ARE ADULTS
>>380231579
who needs charm when you can have
EDGY SPACE NIGGERS
>>380231579
I do, that's why I only buy Nintendo games these days.
My main issue with the characters in the trailer is that they curse as often as my teenage cousins do, I mean for fuck's sake
Is this what people think is the cool thing with the 20-somethings who will actually remember the first game?
>>380231731
>modern nintendo games
>charm
no way. everything is too clean and on-model.
>>380231719
It's not even that they're black/a literal monkey, they just seem like assholes
>>380224497
>"muh diversity" boogeyman
greeat, is /v/ about enter gamer-gate part 2? If so, I'll be back in 2 months and we can cringe at what we did
>>380223939
>Jade's face when she wasn't "diverse" enough
And that's why they decided to go with a prequel.
>>380231991
It's probably her overt maternal instincts more than anything. That's the real reason SJWs hate Ripley.
Name one "strong female character" these people like that's a mother or motherly.
>>380231912
>bleach blonde whore with short hair glasses, and choker comes on stage with crying man
>her reason for why you should buy her game is that "WE HAVE A DIVERSE WORLD FILLED WITH BLACKS WHITES ASIANS, AND EVEN ANIMAL PEOPLE!
This made me angry, because they are supposed to be showing a VIDEO GAME, and instead its a political MOVIE.
>>380231894
It's because they don't do enough to signal that the guy they fuck over is worse. We're supposed to pick up that he's some mafioso shithead and the popo are corrupt based on the first game and some visual cues but it's not overt enough for a cold audience. It just comes off as though the monkey dude rips off a possible criminal who has currently done nothing wrong other than trust the monkey and attempt to engage in a fair business deal.
At best it just feels like we're seeing two groups of scumbags and we're meant to root for the scumbag who rips the other off first.
>>380223939
It's vaporware anyway, who cares.
Could anyone with an up to date One and the physical triple pack HD release of BG&E HD confirm whether or not the game works on One please? I've read people saying it works AND people saying that it doesn't and that only the digital version does.
>>380231712
I take it that you're being sarcastic?
Well Beyond Good and Evil was never a "kids" game to begin with. Unlike Sonic. it had a more down to earth sensibility about it. I know you're going to attack that statement, because it's a fantasy setting. But that's kind of the appeal of the setting. It's that it's both fantastical, but also dirty, and also beautiful and natural. It isn't some pristine polished fantasy world.
Also, Sonic did include swearing when it took a swing at a more "mature" title, Shadow the Hedgehog.
>>380223939
>black MC
>if you support what they are doing with BGE2 you basically hate the original now
you seem very T R I G G E R E D
>>380232280
>Man dreams of a fascinating, multicultural world.
>After many years and hard work, a man gets to build the world he's always dreamed of.
>He gets a little emotional at it's reveal, because of the love and passion that went into it's construction.
>Still gets accused of being a mere politic pusher.
>>380234683
>Still gets accused of being a mere politic pusher.
When did this ever happen when BG&E1 was released?
>>380224071
who copied who? hl2 or bgae?
http://my.mixtape.moe/eupzzf.mp4
a monkeyman and a negress. It's the perfect combo.
>>380234929
I don't remember the news surrounding the release of the first game. But if I had to guess, I would say no. No one cared that Jade wasn't white, or anything like that. But then again, Asian women tend to get a pass.
>>380235135
That's a lot of daddy issues
>>380224497
>Bioshock Infinite
>Niggers are the bad guys
How is that diversity
>>380235624
5/7 made me reply
>>380235819
Did you even play the game?
Niggers betray you when you jump to an other timeline
>>380235249
That was a dumb joke intended to indicate that Ancel's hopes and dreams went into the first game, while this one looks like a different game with the BG&E name slapped on. I apologize for rusing you in this way.
>>380223939
What ethnicity is Jade?
genuinely curious what you people think on this.
>>380236060
The first game was only a fraction of his aspirations. When you build a world, you don't always feel the need to stick to a single cast of characters. Because you've developed something that's much larger than them. And you can explore it from many different perspectives.
>>380224497
>mass effect, bioshock, .......e-everything a-at this years e-e3!.... the list g-goes on
>>380229523
Nobody fucking played the first game, that's why it took this long to get a 2
>prequel
>no Double H
It's shit. DBUTT, Ubisoft, DBUTT.
>>380236286
I personally always thought that she was 1/2 Euro, 1/4 East Asia and 1/4 South Asia.
>>380230626
They have to convince the normies the cartoon monkey game is a fuckin' adult game shit
>>380224497
>wait a minute that card
>diversity
I took the bait, didn't I?
>>380236286
Hard to tell. Looks Asian, perhaps mixed with latina and white.
>>380231912
>J-just ignore them g-guys! T-they will stop.
You don't ignore a bully. You wreck his shit and make it clear that he shouldn't fuck with you.
Look at this year's E3 and tell me nothing has changed.
The trailer was amazing really don't know what you guys are bitching about, the last game was 15 years old you really expected another Zelda clone? Not to mention the hypocrisy /v/ always praise the Prey 2 trailer when it had nothing to do with the original either, even less than this game which still obviously take place in the same universe.
>>380236286
Half pig half DomZ.
stop trying to greentext on youtube you autists
>>380237195
>Not to mention the hypocrisy /v/ always praise the Prey 2 trailer when it had nothing to do with the original either
what the fuck are you talking about
>>380237195
Just watched the Prey 2 trailer.
>Not wanting to be notBobaFett.
If they get gameplay right it will be a really good game.
Modern Character design:
Black with an afro.
>>380237195
Gameplay cinematic trailers mean jack shit other than they were willing to spend money on wowing idiots and ignorant people.
>>380237924
Well that's some very lovingly rendered jiggling
>>380238039
Exactly what one should expect from frenchmen, there's even a scene where you get a glimpse of the black chick's cleavage.
>>380231894
>they just seem like assholes
This. Jade and Pey were sympathetic, it was nice to be around them.
I don't want to spend more than 5 minutes with the bruv monkey trying to make constant spiderman edgy quips.
>>380237613
If you were to look through Google at the old internet forums of the late 90s you would see that it was used to quote since back then.
I want to trust Ancel to make a fun game but I'm afraid Ubi finally broke him.
Him tearing up on stage showed that this was a passion project he's been wanting to do for so long but I fear it will have some huge Ubi micromanaging, making him lose any actual love for the project.
Or it will just be canceled again because Ubi is retarded.
>its a new amazing sounding game by michael ancel
>/v/ hates it
The only reason BGAE 1 was any good was because of him
The game will be every bit as bad as you can expect from the trailer, but astroturfers on /v/ will spam threads about being "pleasantly surprised".
Just you wait.
>game ends showing Jade and Pey'j (is that really how it's spelled?) stranded in the desert just like first teaser
> "And that's how your parents met"
>Pey'j turns to a camera just like in 1st game
>Beyond Good & Evil 3
>coming never ever because this one didn't sell well either and ubisoft is consumed by vivendi
>>380238772
>I want to trust Ancel
me too but i have no interest in that shit show it's a sequel with Jade or else
i'll buy Wild instead
>>380235249
I wouldn't have mentioned him crying if that whore wasn't on stage with him.It put me into cynical mode.After she said "diverse" i started questioning everything.I don't trust this at all.
>>380237924
Perfection
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THIS ABOUT, THEN?!?!!?
MICHEL ANCEL YOU FUCKING HACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vkCXE1l5MVI
>>380224910
>beautiful moment humanily very touching
I wonder if he's talking about the part with the swearing and criminal mob boss, the police killing, or the mercenary pirate ship
>>380239416
I loved this teaser. Shame they're going for the multiplayer meme. We'll see the game quickly die and wait another decade for Ancel to try again.
>>380239416
>blaming based Michel
>>380239416
They're too white for today's video games
>>380239416
DELET
I'm hoping that the piglet here is a young Pey'j and we're going to get some backstory for Jade's parents
>>380237924
THEY LOOK SO SOFT DAMMIT
>>380224534
>unless this "trailer" is just so fake to the point of having a different writer just so they can bait average consumer to buy their game
I would worship them if this happened.
Yes but will there be Carlson and Peeters? Asking for a friend haha
We already had it in the gaming industry. Everyone is welcome if they possess the talent.
However, you can fuck that up in a hurry.
>I have no talent but here's a pussy!
Don't even try to pretend that you don't do that.
>>380240519
If they're going for a Gta Online bullsht, expect dlc.
This is Ubisoft so there'll be 5 different collectors edition. OG edition (standard), tribute edition (dlc of original bgae characters), monkey business (costume changes for the monkey), etc.
>>380237924
best part of the trailer
As for the characters, what's the count up to now for sassy black female characters with afros? Four announced this E3?
>>380240913
BGAE2, Wolfenstein, who else?
>>380223939
its been years since I played this, what exactly was the cliffhanger?
>>380241116
>>380241116
there was one in the Dishonored DLC I think, and another in some other game I forget.
Some anon posted an image and there were 4 different games with basically the same character design
>>380240805
Does the costume change include a diaper change? Also asking for a friend.
>>380241206
Its pretty disappointing that Far Cry 5's token black woman didn't have an afro.
>>380241206
this character design is starting to make me angry when I see it
>>380231865
The lack of self-awareness is just incredible. You don't think this MIGHT have something to do with you being a kid then and A FUCKING ADULT NOW?
>>380241206
The actual game, that depicted a woman as a real character is not getting a sequel.
I'm an extremely conservative Jewish guy, and it's insane that this doesn't have a part two. It's a fantastic game.
>>380234683
>a fascinating, multicultural world.
Totally nothing political about this
>>380241521
Are you talking 'bout BG&E?
>>380241720
Beyond Good and Evil? yeah
>>380239416
Michel is actually based. Look at last two Rayman games. Both are beautiful games without SJW crap. I'd even say that im surprised Nymphs from origins got a pass looking at how thick and sexualized they were.
Im sure Ubi forced him to include that SJW bitch as a writer and make this shitty marketing.
Michel would never make characters like that.
I trust Ancel.
>>380236286
I always thought she looked "fully" east asian. Never even knew people had confusion about her ethnicity until now.
>>380241870
Ubisoft finally broke him. It took several decades but they've finally broke him. Even his pet project is no longer a product of love and passion. It's a by-the-numbers, committee designed project.
>>380237924
Would you fuck the pigman though?
>>380242195
I thought she was hispanic, but I thought the same thing about a person who turned out to be half Lao.
>>380231912
>I'll be back in 2 months and we can cringe at what we did
If you leave then you aren't part of the we, quitter.
>>380223939
I am having flashbacks to Jak and Daxter 2.
From whimsical fable to I AM GOING TO FUCKING KILL YOU.
My bet is that this was new IP but retooled into BGEverse.
You nailed op. This is a worse insult than DmC was, and it's about as cringeworthy with its edgy swearing when the original didn't have any. The writing is DmC tier too with yoyoyo i got a hot date don't be late and bang bang mothafuggaaz. The muhbdiversity nigger protagonist is just the icing on the cake. Anyone who likes this is tumblr and only likes it because muh diversity.
>>380242852
Nobody cares.
We aren't playing your game.
It's a prequel, she won't even be in it.
F
>get every fucking cop in this fucking city after that fuckung bastard
Is almost Shakespearean.
>>380243206
I bet even all characters combined in 2 wont be as good as her. Just wait for strong independent womyn.
>>380231865
...is...is this bait? Because Ooblets looks like it may be up your alley, if you want pleasant but unprofessional
>>380227723
PS3/X360 ""HD"" version looks much worse than original PC version.
>>380243206
F
>>380242523
Even Jak and Daxter didn't go so far. It was more aggressive but not even close to comparison.
Also it seems more like Ancel started working on this, Ubi decided they wanted yet another Division/Wildlands formula so they forced him to change things. It's no secret Ubi's designs by formulas so this won't be different. Ancel finally gave in to their infectious behavior.
>Ancel tearing up on-stage
>Those weren't tears of happiness
>Those were tears of despair because he knows he has to sell a formula wearing the shell of a passion project as its face
>>380243591
i want my childhood waifu
too bad she is too white for the future
>>380241206
only wolf II felt okay and not forced
diversity is our strength you biggot, open borders for all (not for israel thought)
>>380223939
It's official, BG&E2 bitch threads will ecome a tradition now.
Could've used a bit more greentext, just saying.
>>380241521
Surprise surprise, the globalists that happen to be jewish won't give a fuck about your opinion they only care about pushing their agenda while using this religion as an excuse. When shit gets heated you can be sure they will abandon the majority of the jewish people to the wolves.
>>380223939
>I ain't got no masta
>>380231719
TOP KEK!
EDGY SPACE NIGGERS!
>>380249923
The girl is not edgy though.
Being a prequel would be a little disappointing on its own, but it's a prequel set so far back in time and in a place so distant that there can't possibly be any meaningful connection between it and the original.
>>380231459
With a badass attitude no less.
>>380250076
Girl seems moderate and looks kinda cute if not for that cliche fucking afro
>>380224534
>Fake trailer, promising a game that won't come out for another decade.
Like the last two times Ubisoft has done this.
Christ, this franchise is dragged through the mud.
>>380241206
What the hell, was there a big conference at GDC about back women with afros filling your token quota or something?
>>380223939
>Prequel when the first one ended on a cliffhanger
I hate this shit so much.
>>380252574
It's just a quick way to fill the feminist and the diversity agenda. I wouldn't be surprised if they all were also lesbians.
>>380252574
It's the scowling bald man syndrome, art departments trying to please everyone and reaching the genericism singularity.
>>380252769
I know but everybody seems to be doing it this year. Either they got together and discussed it or Beyonce is passing out checks.
>those accents
what the fuck even is that accent the black chick is sporting?
>>380252952
They realised how bad sales are when you pander too much to diversity (like what happened to Marvel) but they don't want to risk to bad publicity from SJW so they are putting the bare minimum women and niggers, mixing both in a single character.
>>380253489
It must suck to be a dev of any kind today, all these interest groups and shareholders ready to jump at your throat. Its no wonder videogames are shit
Let's just enjoy the death of the industry
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PjZCIsPyRGc
>>380223939
>Swearing for no reason
grow up. certain people cuss a lot. this character is obviously that kind and made that way
>>380254005
>grow up
Only 13 year-olds think swearing is "grown up"
>BGE
>full of interesting aliens
>actually diverse without shoving it down your throat
>BGE2
>"""british""" chimp nigger and his nigger girlfriend right off the bat
>(((multi-ethinc))) and (((multi-cultural)))
if you google videogame diversity the first article is ((polygon)) stating that 48% of "gamers" are female
is this really the case? is this number super inflated from shit like candy crush fucking up the perspective of the poll?
what is a realistic number for women who habitually play non-mobile games?
>>380254552
British people are insanely moronic. We have every right to hate them and the revolutionary war happened for a reason.
Fucking, complete tards.
>>380255395
The number is counting playing mobile shit as being a "gamer."
I don't know what the percentage of girls that actually play vidya is, but I don't expect it to be very high.
>>380254552
DERE'S A CHUPT BUTT THERE AND WE EAT IT, FARTS FOR QUESTION DID YOU KNOW WE'RE AVIN A PROB?
No, fuck those people. For the safety of everyone involved, they should never be let off that island.
>>380224497
Andromeda pissed me off because it ruined one of the most memorable things about Mass Effect, the goofy, lovable NPCs.
You had "Sir Isaac Newton is the meanest sonofabitch in space" soldier, the friendzone krogan, the people complaining for silly reasons and one guy that spend 3 WHOLE GAMES TRYING TO GET A REFUND ON A BROKEN TOASTER THAT COST 15 CREDITS, and a few to give you feels.
Andromeda's human NPCs are a mishmash of Asians, gays, lesbians and a tranny that have bland, uninteresting dialogue or agenda pushing. Fucking hell, I'm Asian, I don't need to be reminded by Americans that Asians exist.
>>380231459
>>380250910
These.
>>380255842
by mandate of the united states, you are now hereby under quarantine
>>380256269
I live in SEA, homosexual marriages are still illegal where I live. Our people are slowly getting cucked in the head though thanks to Murican pro-gay media shit, thanks America.
>>380256637
I don't care at all and you can go fuck yourself.
>>380256732
Did I trigger you, anon? Sorry my cisgendered heterosexuality invaded your safe space.
>>380257081
There's this place where you live, in your mind and I'm fucking it.
>HURR did you know about my transgender rights?
No, and I don't care.
>>380257359
Kek, good thing transgender rights LITERALLY DON'T EXIST where I live and I hope it stays that way. Luckily the people are already protesting against gays.
The last thing we need is for the rest of the world to be as socially fucked as the West.
>>380246179
>not forced
>literally opens with "hey white boy"
>>380240164
jade was a spawn of the giant evil bad alien entity
with magic powers
>>380250893
plus the style and design look nothing like the original
so sad
>tfw no Jade
what's the point?
>>380223939
>REEEEE JUST BE HAPPY THEY'RE MAKING IT YOU UNGRATEFUL FUCK
>Making something different from what people wanted in the first place.
>>380255395
>is this number super inflated from shit like candy crush fucking up the perspective of the poll?
yes
>>380225862
Swearing is like a spice. If you use it too much you're gonna ruin your food.
>>380241206
SHEEIT WE VIDYA GAMEZ NOW CRACKA
>>380255395
Yes. If you look at released online profile statistics, women make for minority of playerbase. I think with Switch and Wii U around 10% of profiles are female.
Sure, you could argue that Nintendo's crowd is predominantly male, but I can't imagine female playerbase being over 25% on Playstation or XBox.
>>380228410
>The audience has grown up
OH FUCK OFF
By that logic, EVERY SINGLE sequel, or new game should have excessive swearing because LE GROWN UP XD
Can't wait for Mario Odessey!
>BING BING MOTHERFUCKERS YEAA WAHOOO
>FUCKING BROWSER FUCK YOU HERE WE GOOOOO
>YOUR FUCKING PRINCESS IS IN ANOTHER MOTHERFUCKING CASTLE
>>380224534
I'm defending it because looks like a fucking really cool world
>>380225268
it's classic ubisoft buzzwording
it's essentially "drop-in-drop-out coop"
>>380260692
>BING BING MOTHERFUCKERS YEAA WAHOOO
It doesn't hurt as bad as Westernized Monster Hunter because at least BGE has been dead for a long time.
>>380236286
There was an interview about her ethnicity years ago. They said she's not really the equivalent of any earth ethnicity because she's an alien.
If I had to pick though, she looks a lot like my cousin who's like 3/4 white and 1/4 black except with straighter hair.
>>380236286
I always thought she looked Asian.
I'm pretty right wing but i like what i'm seeing so far. The original was already diverse enough with all those weird anthropomorphic creatures, and jade wasn't even white. Still the swearing was a bit unjustified and we saw nothing about real gameplay. Cautiously optimistic
>>380260692
I'm christian and I agree with this posts, swear words in vidya are unecessary and vulgar and don't really have a place in polite society, we should boycott ubisoft. what do you say guys
>>380261643
>completely missing the point
Retard alert!
>>380260692
Mario is a game for children, BGE was a game with no audience.
>>380223939
probably too many on the team that didnt play the original.
The current mindset gave them the idea that diversity was everything the game got instead of the fucking plot, jade, Pej, and the feel of it all, plus and ofcourse a proper conclusion for jade and pej after that cliffhanger. The things everyone wanted for 10+ years we didnt actually get.
>ubisoft
That's the reason I'm not interested in it.
>>380261747
there's no need for such vulgar language brother. embrace christ.
>>380223939
Is the original really worth playing in 2017? Is the steam version any good?
>/v/ is now triggered by swear words
Can't make this shit up
>>380262090
No, never play anything, don't think for yourself.
>all these people complaining about diversity and "muh black peepol"
I wish we could gas /pol/fags already
>>380262382
>not knowing the difference between swearing and unnecessary excessive swearing
shitposter-kun pls
Has anyone been able to get into the Space Monkey program? I just want to try the game for free so I can save money in four years when it's out.
All this diversity will likely get dicked by the Domz anyway, then the real Male MC gets to dick a Domz and that's how babies are made.
>>380260692
>BING BING MOTHERFUCKERS WAHOO
would buy/10
>>380261579
it was diverse but it's not like they acted like it's the most important thing back then, just an additional flavor of the world
and if now they're bragging about diversity you know they have nothing else to brag about
>>380224071
>nothing to do with the original
You dont think that the green eyed chick at the end is Jades mother? You dont think were gonna see what causes Jade to have the powers that she does? You dont think we're going to see a young Peyj join the crew?
>>380237924
Those look so soft. My dick approves.
>vidya titties will never get to this level or surpass DOAX3
>>380223939
(you)
wow i read your shit, wow now i'm a fucking faggot
The funny thing is that the same lefty idiots that push for diversity are the most racist people
Put a black women in game > must have afro
Put black men in game > must act like a douche, hip hop gestures, use of violence frequently
Can you stop seeing blacks as stereotypes and treat them like people?
they could have made a different IP and I would have been more ok with it
also the characters are total negative black stereotypes, so i'm not sure who this game is supposed to appeal to because if you're black you are playing a game that mocks who you are and if you're white you probably find the whole exchange horrifyingly embarrassing.
is this for european white nu-males or something? do they like this kind of atmosphere?
Meant to post this ITT and not the shitpost thread.
My hopes
>keep the camera as important gameplay mechanic
>have multiple small planets à la windwaker, with better execution
>multiplayer is not a major part of the game or necessary, preferably separated from the actual game
>protag becomes likable
>monkey gets killed or captured early, possibly brainwashed, anything to shut his mouth
>atmosphere isn't as edgy as the trailer led us to believe, it was just poor marketing from ubisoft
>more advanced gameplay in general, especially platforming, just don't turn the combat into a shooter
What are yours /v/?
>>380265161
>keep the camera as important gameplay mechanic
>monkey gets killed or captured early, possibly brainwashed, anything to shut his mouth
>atmosphere isn't as edgy as the trailer led us to believe, it was just poor marketing from ubisoft
You fucking wish.
>>380260692
>game opens with the most awkward possible jump-cut sex scene between bowser and princess peach (who is black now)
>peach: "OH FUCKING FUCK ME WIF YO MOTHERFUCKING DINOSAUR DICK"
>bowser: "BITCH I TOLD YOU, I'M A KOOPA AND NOW THIS DICK IS GOIN IN YO POOPA"
>mario kicks down the door
>mario: "MAMA FUCKIN MIA WHAT THE FUCK PRINCESS, YOU FUCKIN DINOSAURS NOW YOU CHEATIN FUCKIN BITCH"
>bowser erupts, also in a torrent of profanity
>mario: "HERE WE GOOOOOO FUCKERS"
>>380252574
>>380231912
The diversity is annoying. The companies hire these sjw types who
1.can't make games
2. Distract and waste time on sjw issues.
The first victim of this was actually liongead but nobody cared because the first fable game was good. But you know the rest.
ME:A was great if you for some reason love everyone having lgbt issues and are more interested in that than gameplay.
I havnt bought one diversity game
1. Because diversity is annoying propaganda
2. They have all been bad
>>380265843
>"BITCH I TOLD YOU, I'M A KOOPA AND NOW THIS DICK IS GOIN IN YO POOPA"
>>380262382
They really did trigger me up.
>>380223939
>watch the trailer
>everyone immediately starts swearing excessively like trashy, overcompensating chav scum
How unlikable. BG&E didn't deserve this.
>>380239416
>MICHEL ANCEL YOU FUCKING HACK
Don't say that, it's not his fault
>>380263536
Based on the trailer we get a few scraps here and there but an entirely different game. If you didn't notice the silhouettes of a few characters the entire trailer was about a "notbge" game and a few accords from the original theme at the end. That was the only connection.
The trailer shares nothing from the original, not the style, not the theme, not the characters. The difference is so drastic I don't know why did they use the name after all.