>This is the top trending gaming related youtube video h

>mario and rabbids so children and moms buy it and enjoy it
>turn based strategy so everyone else buys it and enjoys it
This idea gets more rational and more rational as this goes on.

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>>380201430
>fucking rabbit minions and Mario won E3

I actually thought about preordering it.

>expected trash
>it's actually decent

I'm surprised tbqh.

>>380201430
Freakshows draw attention. It isn't too shocking people are curious what the fuck this abomination actually is.

>>380201430
Paper Mario died for this garbage.

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>>380202152
>No IS/AD you have to use nothing but toads and mario bros concepts and no partners
>oh hey ubisoft yeah you can use rabbids
>invent a bunch of shit for a terrible world design? sure

I literally dont fucking understand the world anymore

>>380201430
It's a complete sellout but so happy and confidant in selling out that you can't do anything but like it

I want to see more gameplay before judging but so far looks interesting. I expected a pretty shit game desu.

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>>380201430
The world is coming to an end

>>380201607
>turn based strategy
Shouldn't that turn down children and normalfags though?

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>>380201430
>people cry about Sony not having a mascot
>meanwhile the only company with a mascot still going is whoring it out this hard
>people actually find vidya mascots a good thing
>when this level of whoring is what they lead to

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>>380201430
>expected to cringe for an hour
>game was well presented and apparently has more depth than Fire Emblem

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>>380203336
>apparently has more depth than Fire Emblem

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>>380201430

>Unironically the best game showed off at this year's E3

At least Sonygros have MonHun: Lite-brite Edition

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Not my Xcom.

>>380202814
I can almost guarantee you, you will see this being demoed during treehouse.

>>380201607
There's only one big moment of clarity, and that's when you realize the reason Mario is in it is because Ubisoft demanded he be there using the logic that on Nintendo platforms people only buy games with Nintendo characters. And they're right.

>>380203642

That french manlet is a smart smart business man, he knows what's up.

>>380203642
To be fair, for some reason, Ubisoft games tends to do very well on Nintendo consoles. They really didn't need to add in a Mario character.

>>380201607
When have kids liked Rabbids? The last game was like 10 years ago.

>>380202740
Sellout?
You use words without knowing what they mean d don't you?

>>380203794
This and I hope he started a trend that will make nintendo loose on letting other devs use their ips and ultimately get them some strong 3rd party support.

>>380203137
What a slut

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peach is very fuckable in this game

>>380201430
Good, it actually looked fun and original. It deserves the attention

>>380204367

>original

It's literally Xcom with Mario.

I thought Rabbids fucking died in 2006. Who actually likes these ugly fucks?

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>wanting BWAAAAAAAA mixing with your wahoo!

Just play XCOM you fags. The sound design for this game is going to be auditory waterboarding.

BING

BING

WAHOO

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I can't believe that fucking Ubisoft had the best conference, and it was mediocre at best. Now Nintendo, the same company that thought that the Wii U and fucking Amiibos was a good idea, is the only company able to save us from this fucking shitshow of a conference. I couldn't have less hope even if I tried.

>>380204527
Nintendo babies don't play anything that's not on Nintendo systems, he probably doesn't even know what that is

>>380204313
You wanna fuck that face?

Mario XCOM is a great idea desu fampai.

>>380204313
those lifeless eyes

>>380204527
It isn´t. It has exploration and other stuff if the stuff they´ve shown so far is anything to go by

>>380204313

To be fair, Peach is easily the most fuckable vidya character of all time, only rivaled by Rosalina who looks almost like her.

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>>380204313

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>people on /v/ pretending to want this game
THIS IS TOO FAR
THIS IS TOO FAR

>>380204527
Something can still be original even if it's a game in an established genre.

How unfortunate. The more popular the game gets, the worse it becomes. NOTHING that has pandered to the normies has ever been good.

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>>380204725
>>380204748
>not wanting to make love with Princess Peach

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>>380204927

>>380201430
People watching a video because of how hilariously bad it is doesn't mean fucking anything you retarded marketer

>>380201430
This is Ubisoft we're talking about, the game is going to be the same shit all the way through and you'll be bored after about an hour.

>>380204927
>HOW DARE PEOPLE WANT TO PLAY A FUN VIDEO GAME??!!

t. SJW shill

>>380202997
Yiff in Hell, furfag

>>380205445

who are you to determine what's fun and what isn't? What if I said that Uncharted 4 was fun, and you couldn't argue against that because the metacritic unanimously agreed with me? How would you argue that your idea of fun is somehow "more valid"?

>>380205058

>see this in every thread

I don't get it.

>>380201430
I think the gameplay looks fun but I hate the Rabbids. I don't even know what to feel.

>>380204915
fuuuuuuuuuuuuck

>>380205586
???

>it is still going upwards on the trending ranking
I never thought this out of all things would be popular.

>>380204527
there could be 10 concurrent Xcom clones and it wouldn't be enough, the best part about modern CRPGs is them all stealing nuXcom gameplay

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>>380201430
Nothing that has happened in the world in the past year has made any damn sense.

>>380204527

>A turn-based strategy game with guns is unheard of, so let's compare it to this obscure alien game.

It's #3 trending now, what the fuck

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>Make a Mario crossover with Rabbids aimed at babbies
>Then make the gameplay be a complicated XCOM style strategy game

>>380201430

The graphics are the first thing that caught my eye. Like going from 3D World to this is a pretty big difference in terms of lighting.

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>>380201430
Hey wait a second

>>380203642
That's also why Skyrim has Nintendo stuff in game too.

>>380203642
Bayonetta, Xenoblade, and indies sell fairly well on Nintendo platforms, actually.

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>>380205445
>SJW
???

anon are you an actual shill?

>>380201969
Me too anon. I'd pay extra to replace the rabbids with toads and goombas

>>380206152
Wait, that anon was telling the truth?
I'm amazed.

>>380206258
Xenoblade is a Nintendo game

>I'll never get paid for shilling ninty games
Why live?

>>380201430
Of course it is. youtube is popular with kids and thats who this game is targeted at.

>>380206080
It can't really be children and mothers right now, the conference recent, where are those views coming?

>>380201430
This game looking decent is a surprise. The main issue is that Sony was underwhelming in comparison with other years where at worst they were decent.

>>380206403
Xeno- isn't Nintendo. It doesn't have Nintendo characters, either. Xenoblade Chronicles and XBCX managed to sell well despite featuring entirely new casts of characters.

>>380206094

Rabbids were introduced to the world 11 years ago. The original demographic is that much older now.

>>380206124

Agreed, I'm actually pretty shocked by how good the graphics are, for a Switch game. I'm way more stoked for Odyssey but the visuals look so much cleaner here, Odyssey looks like a realistic gritty game by comparison.

But I'm guessing it will be 30 fps and Odyssey will be 60, Galaxy 1/2 and 3D World were 60 so that's probably a standard for Mario platformers now.

>>380206094

>modern xcom is complicated

hahaha

>>380201430
Holy shit there actually are quite a few comparisons between the Rabbids and Minions.

Biggest one being that they were a small part of something better but became a meme and suddenly the publishers made everything about them instead of the original main character everyone liked.

>>380206717
>Xeno- isn't Nintendo.
Yes it is dumbfuck. Monolith Soft is a first party Nintendo studio.

>>380206627
I think very few people watched the Ubisoft conference so when they heard they looked up the trailer immediatly. This sudden influx of views got it up to #10, then from there mothers and children saw it which bought it up to #3.

>>380206258

Weird, since I didn't expect Nintendo fans to love cinematic experiences. You learn something new every day, right?

>>380201430
This was like the only game that held my attention for the whole reveal. It was a pretty big curveball making it a fucking tactics game.

>>380201430
Is there porn of #BABBY yet?

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S T R A T E G Y

>>380206717
Nintendo owns Monolith soft you retard.

It'll have more views than even Odyssey because it's such a spectacle. People love rubbernecking

>>380204527
>It's literally Xcom with Mario.
I'm honestly okay with this.

Seeing the guy welling up over miyamoto talking about his game was one of the highlights of this E3 tbqh.

>>380207127
>Its literally Xcom for people too dumb to play Xcom
ftfy

>>380206920
What was the point of jumping off Mario here?

>>380206753

It is for normies.

https://xcom.com/xcom-2-stats/

And according to Jullian Gollop himself, nuXcom is much harder than OG Xcom, which is why he is trying to make Phoenix Point more "accessible".

>>380207351
It was easier to walk to mario and get pushed close enough to the other guy and attack again

>>380206920
Fuck, I get it now
They intentionally made every character in combat wayyy over powered. The goal was the circumvent the slow, sprawling feel typical of a tactical game like this and instead make it chaotic and absurd in a way that grabs your attention. It's like XCOM Looney Tunes

That's pretty ingenious

>>380207351
looked kewl

>>380204915
Fake news, this is from sm4sh.

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>>380207367
>And according to Jullian Gollop himself, nuXcom is much harder than OG Xcom,
Why is he telling lies?

>>380201430
The gameplay looks fun in an XCOM sort of way.

I'd probably get it if it wasn't for the Rabbids.

>>380207351
It could be that you only get a second attack if you jump on a character.

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>>380204915
I want rub my benis In those delicious lips STOPPPP

>>380207583

He isn't, Jake's Xcom is far more unforgiving than Xcom, it's way easier for things to spiral out of control in Xcom EW and 2 than in OG.

>>380205758
There's eight characters, you can use four in a party, and there's four Mario characters

Just do all Mario characters and slaughter the fucking rabbids

>tfw in a call with dudes who try way too hard to be edgy and hate on rabbids completely for being too babby and low brow for them

>even they fucking crack up when donkey kong rabbid comes out

I think the nintendo themeing helps them a lot.

>>380207836
"edgy" has lost all meaning

>>380207351
Jumping gave him a second attack

>>380207491
I won't like it being too chaotic, but i guess is fine in this kind of game, atleast i hope it has more strategy.

>>380201430
Nintenbros would eat this shit up.

>>380207757
lots of people don't either realize or want to admit how hard they savescum with quicksaves in EW/2
It's kinda cute

It will get a million views on a few minutes, I really don't understand this.

>>380201430
BING
BING
WAHOO
...
BWAAAA!
EEENGH!
HUEEEH!

There really isn't a video game community anymore is there? Its all teenagers, parents and other normalfag shit. This is how murderers get started. I'm sure more and more shootings are going to happen now because the normie have once again hellishly taken something a small group of people loved and completely destroyed it.

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>>380207757
I'd argue more forgiving doesn't make a game less difficult. Old X-COM was far, far more involved and intricate at every single level from a mechanical perspective, and maintained a fairly decent difficulty curve while demanding a lot of thought from the player at every phase of the game in the geoscape. The fact X-COM is routinely described as "soul-crushing" is quite telling.

Once you get past month 2 in XCOM:EU/EW, it basically becomes impossible to lose. The perception that nu-XCOM is more difficult comes from the fact that a lot more retards picked it up than Gollop's games.

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>>380203336
>More depth than fire emblem.
Is this what Nintendorks actually believe?

>95% chance to stomp on a Goomba
>miss
THAT'S BING BING 1UP WAHOO, BABY

>People are surprised that a game that follows the gameplay style of a /v/core game like XCOM is liked by /v/
How are people surprised by this?

>>380208197
If there's gonna be shootings, you should start with yourself

>>380208530
Yeah that was funny the first time I read it.

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>>380208551
>new XCOM
>/v/ core

You've never browsed an XCOM thread post February 2016, have you? The average /v/irgin is complete and utter shit at XCOM.

>>380208530
I don't get it

>>380208530
God why did I laugh

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I might give this game a chance if it has an obscenely high difficulty level. Isolate the filthy normies and make them hate the game, so a more hardcore crowd can appreciate it. No more of this pandering to the casual audience.

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>>380207491
It's more like there are only 8 characters confirmed for now and likely for the full product. Mario, Luigi, Peach, Yoshi and their rabbid doppelgangers.

So to keep them all viable, each character has distinctly devastating abilities.

And like you said, I also think the flashy slapstick also will keep it engaging for people that aren't really into the more deliberative pacing of tactical turn-based games.

>>380208551

/v/ is shit at Xcom, you're talking about people that considered the alien rulers DLC "bullshit hard".

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>>380208808
>all those shitters that got BTFO by timers

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>>380208530

>>380207317
rabbit aliens are better than illegal aliens

>>380208938
If you didnt use the stun weapons that hard counter the bosses they could give you a serious run for your money

>>380202152
screenshot or it didn't happen

>>380207491
Makes sense, but also possible that it's just that it's an intro/demo level so all enemies are really weak to quickly show off a basic battle with no real challenge.

>>380208808
>>380208938
I was thinking more about the nightly XCOM streams in /v/ were we would choose names for the soldiers and would watch how RNG kept fucking us over

>>380209254

Yes, which is you have a mountain of tools, grenades and abilities to deal with them plus the cheat weapons that came with the DLC. And normies and casuals still couldn't deal with them.

>>380202989
Pokemon would like a word

>>380202682
>This game with Superstar Saga/Partners in Time tier moves instead of guns

It'd actually be the best.

>Expected dank memes and shitty gameplay
>It's just XCOM: Mario edition+Rabbids

I was thinking it would be a shitton worse but it didn't seem too bad

>>380209502
No I mean if you just look at what they're capable of doing, primarily the team jumping. They can do way more than you'd ever be able to do in a turn from another turn based like this. So as the levels get harder, that level of chaos and speed will stay the same

>>380206027
>CRPGs is them all stealing nuXcom gameplay

I feel the same way about Souls and JRPGs. The genre needed a kick in the pants to stop it from being braindead cutscene corridors.

The fact that this looks like Super XCOM Bros makes me want to buy it, but I don't know if I could live with myself after playing a damn Rabbids Minions game.

>>380209229
>Liking video games' version of Minions.
I'll take illegal aliens over faggots like you.

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I have to say, Ubisoft did a really good job of adapting and blending Mario's aesthetic with rabbids stuff.

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>>380201430
What did you expect? Nintenbros will eat any shit Nintendo puts out.
Also
>not knowing Youtube "trending" videos are not actually 0trending but the videos paid to be on that list

Hallnielaru?

>>380201430
Shit this game looks good

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>>380204078

>>380210210
Yeah, because Miyamoto was probably standing behind them the whole time.

>>380210054
Contrary to what /v/ would have you believe, you're allowed to enjoy things..don't be afraid

>>380210210
Rabbids are probably only IP Ubi has that would blend well with Mario characters, it makes more sense in hindsight.

>>380201430
>tfw didn't actually look as god awful as I thought it would
Still not going to buy it or the switch though.

>>380210478
But RAYMAN would work just fine...
Can't believe Rabbids get to hang out with Mario before him.

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>>380210414

>That fucking Goomba

How did they manage to make a goomba look so moeshit?

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>>380204586
so instead of getting excited about two new Xcoms, you'll bitch about one because of "aesthetics"

They're really pushing the Peach Rabbid, huh?

>>380201607
>rabbids "humor" shoved down your throat every 30 seconds
>"strategy" gameplay so braindead a 8 year old kid (the target audience for rabbids) can beat it

Sure, it will be awesome.

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>>380201430

>>380210507
k

>>380210713
>>380210343

I didn't even put it right, fuck.

I just hate the stupid arm canons everyone has. Why couldn't the Mario crew be using things like fire balls or more classic items from their games like Luigi's vacuum? Why couldn't the rabbids be throwing random garbage at each other?

The guns just feel weird and gimmicky.

Besides that surprisingly decent looking game.

>>380211002
Luigi's Vacuum is in there.

>>380211002
Luigi's fucking vacuum is in the promo art

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>>380210735
It's the one that has something of a distinct personality from the usual rabbid.

It's also the only one besides Peach with advertised healing abilities so it'll be a mainstay in most parties, I imagine.

>>380210285
I hope they show more of this level tomorrow.

The visuals are damn nice.

Reminder that the same people praising this called people "entitled sony roaches" for not liking Metroid: Federation Force, or Paper Mario: color Splash. So forgive me if I consider this entire thread the work of marketers, or overzealous fanboys.

>>380206805
>>380207067

The arugment was "people only buy nintendo games when nintendo characters (mario, link, samus, etc) are in it"

you fucking morons. XBCX doesn't have mario or link or standard nintendo mascots in it.

>>380211261
You're retarded

>>380211217
So is it an actual girl or a crossdressing boy?

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>>380205058

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>>380210728
>premise is only tangentially similar
>every artistic aspect has been designed to be an annoying clusterfuck
>"WOW DUDE WHY AREN'T YOU SO EXCITED THIS IS JUST LIKE ANOTHER XCOM"

At least you didn't make a food analogy.

>>380201430
Turn based games are fucking trash.
I wish people would stop acting like every one or two new features in a turn based game is an innovation on a shitty genre.

>>380211217

I want to do the mating press with Peach!

>>380211318
Xenoblade is a first party series so by extension its entire cast is "Nintendo characters"
Idiot.

>>380211261
You are living in a fantasy world fueled by your desire to shitpost.

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>Mario

You need to be over 18 to post here ya know.
What the fuck is a rabbid even?

>>380211401
so instead of getting excited about two new Xcoms, you'll bitch about one because of "aesthetics"

>>380211345
They use "she" and "her" to describe it and she's attracted to Mario, so I imagine it's a female rabbid, or it's a strangely socially progressive title for Nintendo.

>>380211261
>stop liking what I don't like!

I'd didn't buy either of those and I'll probably get this. I don't need to be a shill, I'll do it for free!

>>380211529
>Peach
Which one?

>>380203642
Rayman games sell really well on Nintendo hardware.

Makes sense because thats the proper audience.
Making gay Zombie shooters DEFINITELY isnt the right way t ogo.

>>380211561
Weird bait.

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>>380211561
Why is Junko so fucking perfect?

>>380201430
I hate it
I hate it with all of my burning anger
I hate that they got two completely unrelated franchises, slapped them together and put them in a completely out of the ballpark genre for both of them
I hate the fact that they picked the fucking videogame minions out of all franchises Ubisoft has
And I hate it that the game looks legitimately good because somehow the mechanics borrowed from both franchises actually added depth that's not just "run for cover and pray that you don't miss the fucking shot"
I ask all of you people who are legitimately looking forward to this, enjoy this game for me if it turns out as legitimately good as it looks, because my blind hate prevents me from doing so

>>380211661

Real Peach, duh. While the rabbit imposter watches in the corner.

Looks nice, too bad it's only on Switch

>>380211751

Junko has a very fuckable footpussy.

>>380211806
I know right? Maybe if we start a petition they'll put this Mario game on other platforms

>>380206717
>I live in the past

I'm sure someone has told you before ,but...
2017
0
1
7

>>380211806
>Game with Mario only on a Nintendo console.
Well holy shit, who woulda guessed.

>>380208906
dont cut yourself on that edge, man

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>>380211931
>footfags
Letting cretins like you slither around must be part of her plan.

>>380211561
That character isn't 18

>>380211341
>>380211552
>>380211652

Not an argument. When you stop marketing every single game and shouting down all criticism, then maybe I'd believe you. And for your information incase you're wondering, this is the difference between liking a game and marketing it.

>liking a game
>might be cool
>might pick this up
>interesting concept

>marketing a game
>WOW LOOK AT ALL THESE LIKES
>everyone cheered
>it's trending on youtube
>you HAVE to like it, the masses can't be wrong

>>380201430
>entry-level normieshit is trending

MASAKA

>>380211217
I want to go balls deep in Peach

>>380208906
>so a more hardcore crowd can appreciate it
>Rabbids

"Harcore" gamers shut their eyes and plugged their ears as soon as this game came up.

>>380211956
>>380212029
I never said anything about it coming to other platforms, just saying it's not worth buying a Switch for it

>>380211806
Maybe if you pray hard enough they'll port it to the 3DS

>>380212195
>shouting down all criticism
Your shitposting isn't critcism

>>380212195
But anon, all of your greentext are examples of shilling.

>>380212148
>not wanting to have Junko jerk your cock with her feet

Cuck.

Was actually really suprised it turned out to be Mario XCOM (seriously
what the fuck) instead of Mario Garden Warfare or some shit. Still probably not buying it, but holy fuck that came out of left field. Out of all genres I expected Mario to attempt SRPG was not one of them

>>380212494

And thank you for proving my point, by implying that all criticism is shitposting. Just incase you're wondering what issues I have with this game:

>looks too slow-paced
>looks way too casual
>knowing Ubisoft AND nintendo, it will have hundreds of dollars in DLC
>likely terrible shoe-horned in multiplayer
>fighting areas are too cramped, even if they were tutorial stages.
>game overall looks unfinished

but please, go ahead and say that all of this is shitposting with no reason whatsoever.

>>380212940
>my assumptions are facts

All video games are terrible, my life sucks so I shitpost on the internet to make myself feel better. I wish uncle bill would stop raping me.

See? I'm just like you!

>>380212791
Don't get me wrong, I would let Junko run her finger down the entire known glossary of deranged sexual acts if she bizarrely decided to fuck me. But the fact that feet were your immediate impulse is telling of your base pallet.

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>tfw no Rayman/Mario crossover platformer in the UbiArt Engine

Fucking Rabbids

why does every fucking new tactics game have to rip its gameplay off xcom eu

even the fucking icons are the same jesus fuck

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>>380213226

>a combination of strawman, assumptions AND projection

Bravo anon. Someone has earned their nintendo paycheck today.

>>380213548
Hey if you can be a shitposting faggot, then so can I.

>>380201430
why did they have to include rabbids, it would be great without them.

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WHO THE FUCK GREENLIT THIS PROJECT

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>>380201430
ALRIGHT
the faggot that called me delusional for having hopes for this game needs to fucking apologize
I know you're here you fucker
>pic related is what I posted
feels good not being btfo
yet

>>380211369

A lost cause.

>>380213746

But anon, you haven't demonstrated, in any capacity, how I was shitposting.

>faggot

Oh, fresh off of /pol/ I see. Take your homophobia elsewhere.

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>A master of long-range attacks (due to his fear of the front lines) Luigi has bravely led many 'fighting retreats' thanks to his advanced mobility.

>>380208918
Yes, it's more like Shadow Wars that Ubisoft made on the DS, where you had 6 unique characters with the combat of new XCom.

What is the probability that this is just another ruse plan just like super mario rpg where afterwards nintendo simply goes back to making their own turn based tactics game?

>>380214083
Defense don't matter as long as you never get hit
THE ONLY HP THAT MATTERS IS THE LAST POINT/WHATEVER BUFFER KEEPING YOU ALIVE

I like how all characters have a dash slide melee that doesn't break flow when used.

>>380214272
what if you're using blood magic that scales with your HP

>>380214012
the game hasn't been proven to be good yet

>>380213932
Hey, I like Mario and X-COM, screw you

>>380214412
but do you like rabbids?

>>380214083
>yfw Luigi is revealed to be actually french

>Get this instead of XCOM/FE crossover game with fighting Aliens and waifus.

I'm mad as hell!

>>380214525
No.
Why does this game look good, man
This was not supposed to happen

This is still going to be the best XCOM game released in 2 decades.

>>380209698
i hate you because i require this

>>380203439
well the current ones

>>380204313
>only in this game

>>380211093
>>380211183
I know, I was using it as reference. Why couldn't all the weapons be specific stuff like that instead of arm canons?

>>380204527
bullshit, you can clearly see mario actualy fucking shoting some one and HITTING it

>>380214693
>implying FE9 had depth
>implying the GBA ones had depth
>implying FE4 had depth
Even at their hardest, FE games are not deep.
They might even be difficult sometimes but they're not deep.

>>380206920
´post the triple shot at the end

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>Rabbids

Not for me, but it looks like a cool entry level strategy game for the kiddos. Not every game is targeted at us /v/. Let the kids learn how 2 strat.

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>>380215152
Who would win in a fight?

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>>380213932
>>380214643
>>380214412
>>380214525
nice meme

>>380215375
people that suck dick should be a little closer since peach is in the game

>>380205758
Yeah, I feel you. The wacky rabbid antics are a bit too much for me though. Glad this will be out of the way in two months and we won't have a year of media coverage.

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>>380215375
>/v/ is outside the 4chan bubble

>>380215241
A lot of these games announced weren't really made for /v/, maybe that's where all of the complaining and disappointment comes from?
I mean nothing EA will ever put out is going to impress anyone on /v/, they have their own markets far away from us. So why complain that EA failed to impressed knowing it will never impress you to begin with?
And I'm sure some normies are satisfied with Sony's conference cause of Destiny 2.

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>>380215747
The graphics look a little bit like Garry's Mod. The non-Nintendoness of it really stands out.

>>380213932
This is a shame. Developers go out of their way to take a chance and collaborate with each other to bring something completely new to the table. Yet people will hold their nose and turn away because it's too different and doesn't clearly cater to a certain demographic one would expect at first glance.

They specifically said just making it a simple platformer would be a waste and wanted to try something new for both franchises to make such an unusual team up worthwhile. I'd be lying if I said those damned Rabbids didn't turn me off back when this was leaked, but I can't deny the amount of effort they put into this after watching those interviews and seeing gameplay.

I'm embarrassed to share the same hobby with some of you guys.

>>380201430
Id rather have rabbits than minions.

>>380215375
is this the gamecube controller

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Based Shiggy

>>380216176

Oh boo hoo, the paying customer is exercising their right to dislike a game even after seeing gameplay footage. Do you wanna write a tumblr blog about it or something?

Until you can arrest people for wrongthink, people are more than allowed to dislike a product.

>>380216442
I was bitching more about the image accompanying the post.

>>380211002
We haven't seen the full game yet, it's possible that the characters can use different loadouts.

>>380216669

My post still applies. You can't just mash a few things together and then hold the customer at metaphorical gunpoint, telling them to like it. That's the problem when you take a risk, sometimes it doesn't pay off. That's why it's called a risk.

>>380211261
Yeah it is pretty weird that people would be discussing video games on a video game forum after the world's most anticipated video game conference just showed some video games. Has to be some kind of conspiracy.

>>380201430
and nintendo hasnt even started their conference yet

>>380201430
the more i think and see of this shit the more it makes sense
rabbids easily would make a good goomba-esque enemy in a mario game.
they could have a rayman cameo since rabbids started under rayman
it doesnt really disrespect mario ip since gameplay is completely different and rabbids are now somewhat well-known
what the fuck