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You and all of anons in this thread are whisked away into the world of ocarina of time.

Real world logic applies, so NPCs act like independent lifeforms (although still can serve their in-game purpose) and physics is similar to that of the normal world. Magic still exists, though.

Your mission is to defeat ganon as a team. What happens? Does /v/ come together as a collective and form societies?

Oh, and all anons only have one life. That's important.
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We become a mad max tier band of raiders that goes around raping all the girls, realistically
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>>380128350
I'm gonna fuck Zelda while she sleeps.
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Man, Malon doesn't smell too good
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>>380129041
Smart anon right here.
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>>380129041
even if the guards suck in real life as much as they did in the game, you're going to have to be lucky enough to get to her first out of the wave of anons who at that point have probably already ground saria's pelvis to a pulp
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>>380128982

//thread//
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>>380128350
Are we chucking out the warn the King idea? If thats the case we should in all honest just kill link when he's sleeping. No link, no Master Sword. No sacred realm opening up, no Triforce distribution.
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>>380128982
Ruto is mine
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We need to fuck the Gerudos
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>>380128982
>a bunch of obese retards charging into town with wooden swords vs armed guards
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>>380130270
Well I would probably take 200 anons and we'd start making a giant Gerudo orgy.
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>Someone aggros this
>we all die
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>>380131239
>obese retards

I'm a skeleton of average intelligence thank you very much.
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>>380131239
>chops some grass and get a few rupees
>buy some bombs which are sold openly for anyone to get for some reason
>charge into hyrule castle and make manchester look like a fucking joke
>proceed to gangbang loli zelda into our balls are empty
I don't see the issue
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We storm Ganons castle with Cucco armor, forcing him to hit them until he gets mobbed
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>>380131239
>no guard ever attacks anyone
They'd throw you out for trying to sneak through the castle and that's it. Plus I'd just farm rupees and bribe them.
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I'm going to see the Gerudos.
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>>380131667
good point, although even if we made backpacks out of some animal's hide, we could probably only hold 3 bombs at once, tops
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Wait OP can we change OoT with BotW?
I'd love to visit a certain desert town.
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>>380131931
but in the game link had no way to actually hurt them, in this reality we would actually pose a real threat.
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>>380131543
Fuck off Stalfos
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>>380128350

How many hearts do we get? Will fairies in a jar revive us?

I'll be in the great fairy fountain getting /ss/ed, you faggots can deal with ganon
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there is literally nothing stopping us from raping everything at the ranch and in kokiri forest
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>>380129252
Good. Stay away from my waifu or I'll end you.
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>>380132509
no hearts, just our meager bodies.

although fairies would be able to heal us of our wounds, and other healing items work in a similar way
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>>380130702
>Anon kills Link
>As punishment, the gods force Anon into becoming the new Hero of Time
And the cycle continues. Fate is a cruel thing
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>>380132560
>and in kokiri forest

Oh Jesus...
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>>380132451
>make Cucco armor
>every time a guard hits me he gets suicide'd
>other Anons have the same idea
>create a brotherhood of raping cucoo knights and rule the land
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>>380132560
>kokiri forest

I can already imagine turf wars over access to kokiri holes.
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Wait, wouldn't Link just Din's Fire us all to death if we formed a roving rape gang?
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>>380133578
>>380133191
its okay anons
theyre thousands of years old so its perfectly acceptable r-right
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>>380128350
I say fuck the whole thing and go feed myself to Jabu-Jabu to satisfy my vore fantasies.
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>>380133875

I just pictured it in my head and its just the little village full of screams and gleeful anons running from house to house raping what look like children.
Weirdos in the back jerking off on the roots of the dead Deku Tree for kicks. Not sure I could handle that.
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>>380134062
I was waiting for this reply, thank you
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>>380133736
if he hits an anon with cucoo armor hes fuk'd
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>>380133736
Assuming he's even there and not retconned out for the purpose of this scenario, if he's at 3 hearts and barely starting we could probably find and kill him quickly.
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>physics is similar to that of the normal world

We're fucked when we get to Dodongo's boss room.
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>>380133736
Yeah and he'd get a profound dicking if he ever ran out of Magic.
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>>380128350
/v/ notices the odd inclusion of the Gerudo tribe and spends weeks formulating a plan to save Hylian culture only to die from a heat stroke in the desert
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>>380134428
>drop a million bombs into the volcano
>everything inside dies
>end of that dungeon
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>Hypothetical scenario about being transported to a fantasy land
>Immediately start planning how to kill the hero and rape everyone
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>>380128350
Would be pretty fun if I could cosplay as an iron knuckle. Pretty sure those axes would be too heavy for a normal human to correctly wield though.
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>>380130702
Ganondord had extorted all of Hyrule behind the King' s back. It was only a matter of time before he found the Ocarina of Time and learned the Song of Time. Link only expedited his imminent success.
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>>380128350
Reminder that place is full of fucking giant spiders with faces
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>>380135347
Is this your first day on 4chan?
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>>380136758

Like I'm going in the dungeons.

And it's not like they behave like real spiders either, they sit in place and spin around. Sure it would be unnerving at first but soon enough we'd be accustom to using long pointy sticks to jab them in the torso with ease.
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>>380136696
He can't pull out the sword anon.
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>>380128350

Can I RBA the fabric of space and time?
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>>380132560
I'll take as many anons with me as I can if they try to hurt Saria.
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>>380128350
Fuck you losers.
I'm going to Gerudo Fortress and get intentionally caught so the sexy guards will drain the cum out my balls with their brown, red pubed PUSSIES!
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>>380134839
gorons were bigger obese retards than us anyways. Theres gotta be some NEET among us who knows how to blacksmith.
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>>380137160
Even if that were true, and there's no guarantee the sword has some Arthurian clause beyond being wielded in battle, he could still destroy it.
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>>380128350
>Does /v/ come together as a collective and form societies?

Please, put a warning before making these jokes, you made me spit food all over the place.
I wouldn't be surprised if part of /v/ would side with Ganon.
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>>380128982
>>380132560
>Ganon becomes the Hero of Hyrule as the only being powerful enough to stop the roving band of rapist marauders.
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>>380137536
I've got your back anon
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>>380137985
>implying ganon wouldn't immediately fuck himself upon electrifying a cucoo armor'd anon.

Not even Ganon can stop us now
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>>380134275

Pretty much every village would become a village of screaming due to the mass rapes.

Yes even the Goron Village. I guarantee there's someone sick enough to try it.
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>>380138263

There's also the bottle trick.
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>>380131530
If anything we need to aggro one of those fuckers, it'll help to weed out the unfit. If you can't maintain a steady jog across the field you have no place trying to kill what's essentially Tyrone with above average intelligence.
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>>380137985
If anything he'd try to join us due to our vast knowledge of Hyrule.
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>>380138303

I assume trying to fuck a Goron would be like trying to fuck a Gorilla made of stone.
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>>380138625
more like sprint
those are fast as shit
they fly mother fucker
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>>380138303
I guarantee someone will try to fuck every living and dead being in the game.
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>>380128350
Jesus, those visuals aged poorly...
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>>380138873

I feel sorry for the guy that wants a Wallmaster handjob then.
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>eyes wide shut mask parties

This pleases my dick
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>>380132041
>Magical bomb bags that can hold dozens of bomb and fits in a young boy's tunic
Probably can hold more than 3
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>>380138710
>and then they move around with your erect dick still in their ass and it snaps like a twig
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>>380138815
>t. fat fuck
Nigger; they don't even follow you past a couple of yards. Are you honestly telling me you can't run that far?
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>>380138468
Also if anyone can find a bug catching net or a fishing rod he's too retarded not to stare at them. We just take turns distracting him while other anons set millions of bombs around him and then shitbail.
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>>380128982
right.

realisticly, we lose 90% of the people in korok forrest because they can't clear it.
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>>380128350
We massacre those unfit for the new age.
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>>380138873
Who wants to hit up the Shadow Temple with me and rape everything in it?
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>using the song of time for unlimited rape

This is too much power for one man.
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I'm going to go offer myself up as Volvagia's sex slave.
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>>380137603
except you'll just be locked in a cage and left to starve

>>380139590
the song of time doesn't do jackshit in Ocarina of Time except for open doors and make block disappear(teleport?)
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I'm going to go to Zora's Domain and gather water for everyone. What I won't tell you is that you're specifically drinking the water that comes right between King Zora's asshole.

I then decide between a Zora waifu or a Gerudo waifu.
Also Din > Nayru > Farore
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>>380139761
I'm a big guy. Gerudos will be all over me.
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>>380128350
I'm going to Gerudo Fortress to uh scope out the place. Hope I don't get caught by all those delicious brown Gerudos haha like as a joke
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>>380139590
>Walk into hyrule
>Cuck dancing couple and rape the guys girlfriend
>Go seven years into the future
>they think they're safe
>Cuck him again seven years later

Fuck that guy. quit dancing all the time.
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>>380137775
Evil cannot touch it. Moreover, Ganondorf has never destroyed the sword in any game, despite possessing part or all of the Triforce. His power would be a mere fraction of this during the time period were taking about. He can't destroy it, its divinely crafted.
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I'ma beat that pussy up!
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>YEAH LET'S MAKE A HUGE GROUP AND KILL/RAPE EVERYTHING IN HYRULE CASTLE TOWN
>crowd of autists hobbles into town out of breath due to being fat neckbeards or malnourished, pale skeletons
>awkwardly walk by the guard who only gives them a passing glance and continues looking out for a real threat
>/v/ sees the crowds of people wandering around and talking loudly
>/v/ awkwardly stands there, some anons with their hands in their hoodie pockets while others shuffle their feet and/or avoid eye contact
>pacing around the town entrance, some leaning against walls checking their phones
>awkward silence
>people want to speak up about what to do but they don't want to be the first to do so
>it starts getting dark but some anons won't leave because they don't want to admit they showed up for nothing
>they continue flicking their phones pretending to be busy
>as the strays start running about, the few anons left force themselves to walk around looking at closed stores
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>>380140848
/thread
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>>380140848
I've already fucked in public I've got no qualms helping you anons break your autism.
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>>380140848
This reminds me of that gif where the dogs act all tough when they are leashed but pussy up when they are unleashed.
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So is nobody gonna post it?
Don't worry, I'm on it.
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>>380128350
>/v/
>united under any kind of purpose
>implying it wouldn't just turn into a complete shit show and ends with everyone dying one way or another without making an impact
Fuck that, I'll just find somewhere to live alone and hopefully not die to something.
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I slip out of the group of weirdo fags when they reach castle town and go to lon lon ranch and woo Malon with my horseriding ability and defend her from the remaining autists that managed not to get slaughtered by Stalchildren.
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>>380141848
Wut
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>>380140848
>phones in hyrule
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>>380142660
>implying the anons whisked away with what they have on them won't be repeatedly opening apps despite having no service to look less alone
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>>380128350
>one guy bottle tricks a dozen fairies
>kills all other anons who approach the fairy fountain
>proceeds to rape all the women (sans Gerudo) himself
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find link
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>>380128350

Nah man I'm going fishing.
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Can we get /k/ involved in this? I imagine with even just a small group of armed /k/ommandos we could probably take over the entire kingdom.
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