I go to sleep seeing E3 is just complete shit this year as expected.
I leave my monitor on, because why not, have to wake up soon anyway to work.
I fall asleep but wake up shortly after, turn over and look at my monitor.
FUCKING, "Beyond Good and Evil 2" title flashes briefly for a few seconds.
>WTF
I lose my shit and run over to my pc and quickly tunr on volume, go to yootubes and seach for it
>video posted 4mins ago
I LOSE MY SHIT AND PUT THE TRAILER ON
>tfw waiting for this game FOR 15 YEARS
>tfw was ABSOLUTELY sure it was never gonna happen
>15 YEARS
Watch trailer
>some fucken monkey i have never seen starts being a fucking nigger
>OH LOOK PAIGE
>not paige just some fucken pig being a fucken pig
>monkey monkeys away
>OH GOD FEMALE VOICE IS JADE SAVING MONKEY
>no, just fucken negro woman being a FUCKEN NEGRO
>SOME MORE FUCKEN BULLSHIT
>WHERE THE FUCK IS JADE AND PAIGE
>WHERE IS BEYOND GOOD AND EVIL 2????????????
>OH GOD LOOK SOME LOOKING LIKE JADE LOOK LOOK GREEN EYES!!!
>YUSSS IS JADE!!!!!
Finally believe it to be true, roller coaster feelings stop, ITS ALL GOOD
>learns its a FUCKEN prequel
>2
>prequel
>2
>prequel
FUCK YOU UBI
FUCKING FUCK YOU UBISOFT, YOU FUCKING RUIN EVERYTHING
OH BOY ITS ALSO FUCKEN ONLINE NOW?????
WTF????
WHAT. IS. THIS. SHIT????????????
I WAITED 15 YEARS FOR YOU TO FUCK THIS UP SO PERFECTLY BAD
FUCK I AM MAD
15 YEARS
Sequels, so to speak, are a mistake.
>>380124554
I've never played a video game in my life, I don't even know how to use a keyboard but I'm just here for the
What fuck don't you fuck like fuck multi- fucking cultural fuck and multi- fucking ethnic fuck games, motherfucker?
the curse of the monkey paw op. it's the curse.
>>380124208
Online only too.
>prequel
>psuedo-MMO
>zero relation to the original game
>multi-ethnic cast is a selling point
I'm just going to pretend after those 2009 trailers it vanished from existence
>>380125368
It did, the game doesn't exist aside from the trailer. The trailer was just a trailer for a kickstarter
lmao
JUST FUCKING KILL ME ALREADY