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This is it. It's happening or it's not.

Place your bets /v/.

http://www.strawpoll.me/13173713
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>>380121242
There is unironically a better chance of 9/11 being an inside job than the ruse being real.
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We all know it's happening.
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>>380122039
based
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Another poll

http://www.strawpoll.me/13172533
http://www.strawpoll.me/13172533
http://www.strawpoll.me/13172533
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It's not happening. I want it to happen - not because I want a new MGS, but because I just want some new Death Stranding information.
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>>380122039
lol so sad
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>>380122039
I bet my virginity this faggot is wrong.
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>>380121242
>"this is it guys, i've been wrong the last 20 times but i got a good feeling about this one"
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>>380121957
so the ruse is definitely real then?
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did anyone else download the kojima logo yet? I'm having trouble with the update
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>>380121957
source? Reminds me of an artist but I forgot which one
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Caramel... Bro... I just want you to know, it's been a long road. And we're finally here. Godspeed, tripfag.
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>>380121242
If it doesn't happen then ruse cruise fags will just say it will happen at TGS, then nextE3 and so on until DS comes out or Kojima dies. Maybe they'd even continue saying it's all a big ruse if one of those two things happened.
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based caramel
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It's real and this is the day.
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When will Kojima appear on E3?
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>>380122039
Caramel, I believed in you since day 1 bro.
You're gonna make it man.
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>>380122206
What do people even think he could be working on other than DD or DMC. He's already said he's not making Rival Schools and I can't see it being Power Stone. Do people think he's working on a new IP?
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>>380122963
kek
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>>380123421
Some people seem to think there's a chance, so I included the option.
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>>380121242
after seeing all of the hints and videos i genuinely do believe this is a ruse, everything just fits together too well for it not to be true
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>>380122039
My nigga! Do you have a rope yet?
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>>380121242
>Place your bets
What "bets"? It didn't happen at PSX or VGA, why would it happen here?
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>>380122039
"lol you guys fell for my expert trolling xD"
I can already see this shit happening when you and your bullshit get BTFO.
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>>380124135
or Tribeca.
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>>380122039
right up to the very end, huh?
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STANDING
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>>380124452
How new are you fags that you weren't here literally a year ago
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>>380124717
RUSE
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Okay so lets just say the Ruse Cruise was real and everything the autists have been saying is true. What the fuck even happens from there?
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>>380121242
It better fucking happen now or else this will be the worst E3 of all time.
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>>380125148
no one ever trusts a game kojima releases again
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>>380124717
ON
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>>380122039
Stop imitating me.
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>>380125148
>What the fuck even happens from there?
Quite possibly the biggest clusterfuck in Japanese legal history because of how flippantly they were breaking the law
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I miss /mgg/
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Haven't played a Kojima game in recent memory, if the ruse cruise turns out to be real, I'm going through everything this guy ever did
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I think if the ruse is false we still get a neat game from kojima, but if it's fucking real...
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>>380125274
this.

>>380125148
it means that every single thing Kojima ever said for decades was a flat out lie and that he will continue to lie as long as it leads to a cheap "I fooled ya" publicity stunt. As a consumer there would literally be no reason to trust him ever again
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>>380125970
>if you have enough lines coming from one point then they will be dense enough to hit other points
WOAH
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>>380121242
I want the ruse to be real, I truly do. But I just can't bring myself to believe it'll happen. Either way, the timeline will forever be changed after today...
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>>380126270
lmao, poor guy. I've also kissed Big Boss but on my computer screen.
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Ok a quick rundown? I have no idea what the ruse is...
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2 HOURS, 13 MINUTES AND 10 SECONDS UNTIL CARAMEL IS DEAD
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>>380122039
please stream your suicide
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>>380126595
same
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>>380122039
im with you caramel.
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>>380122039
#I'mWithHer
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did caramel kill himself yet ?
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>>380122039

I'm genuinely worried what you'll do when this is bull shit. Promise me you wont do anything stupid?
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>>380127329
soon
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>>380127457
Dont worry, faggots like these will pull the same ruse bullshit out of their ass and continue until TGS then E3 2018 until the end of time.
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>>380127457
I remember him saying he'd show him telling his mother he'd raped his little sister
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>>380127457
see you at TGS hehehe!
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>>380122336
get ready to spread em fuccboi
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>>380121242
>more than half the people on /v/ are retarded
I don't know why Im surprised.
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>>380126270
Lmao, this is pretty hilarious. If only a place like that existed…
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i believe based caramel
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2 hours to go right? Then how long is the conference?
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>>380129159
The conference is scheduled for 9 hours long. Kojima is expected to take 8 hours to explain the ruse
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>>380125148
Wouldnt they be liable to a lawsuit?

Promise a game with misleading trailers, game is confirmed incomplete with cut content.

2 years later release the full game "lol jk heres the actual game".
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>>380130275
That will obviously not happen. What the fuck is wrong with you people.
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>>380130275
your allowed to break the law as long as the ruse is cool
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>>380125970
>Let's just completely ignore this line passing through "OF" and "AMERICA"...
>I'll just shift it 20 degrees to the right because that's how many times Kojima came in my asshole
>And voila! I'll sign it and post it online
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>>380126270
Haha what a dumbass, everyone knows it's not gay if it's Big Boss.
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>>380130451
I guess you didn't hear about the shit storm that was No Man's Sky.
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>>380121242
Why do people want this to be a ruse? Isn't the idea of a Kojima being given near total freedom and boatloads of cash to make a completely new IP interesting enough on it's own? Why does it all have to be some elaborate, retarded marketing gimmick for another Metal Gear or Silent Hill?
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You fuck heads how am i supposed to find this in the catalogue no subject no MGS or DS or full titles anywhere thanks kiddos makin me look like a drunker fool

>>380129951
>>380130527
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>>380122039
SPBP
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>>380122348
>not being wrong until the falsehoods become truthery
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>>380131824
shut up tripfag
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I gain nothing for not believing
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>>380129434
Makes sense.
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How many times has the Kojima Ruse Cruise turned out to be real?
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>>380132090
BROTHER~
can't fool me caramel. Just because I'm too lazy to change IP to sameperson.
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>>380131824
Cringe.
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when can I watch the stream of the conference?
and also the livestream of Caramen doing an hero
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>>380126270
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>>380132797
i'm not caramel, I just hate tripfags, and I hate caramel too.
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>>380126696
>Kojima is still working with Konami
>Death Stranding is actually Silent Hills and/or MGSV part 3
>Caramel may or may not be completely insane
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When Heavens Divide, or Sins of the Father?
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>>380121957
well yeah no shit, 9/11 being an inside job is literal common knowledge that nobody disagrees with outside of brainwashed amerifat
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>>380132997
Death Stranding is MGSV Chapter 3 or Silent Hills or a bukkake JAV video starring Kojima and Troy Baker. I'm not exactly sure
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>>380132745
Once. The MGS2 ruse with Raiden.
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>Nobody is going ot use the word Caramelpill me after this E3 event...

That's the only good thing that came out if this shitty ruse threads.
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There is no ruse. Konami is actively trying to blacklist Kojima from the games industry in Japan apparently.
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>>380132997
Basically MGS Survive and Death stranding are both fake projects that will be revealed be Part 3 of MGSV and Silent Hills respectively. Maybe they will be linked somehow, since MGSV, MGS Survive and Death stranding seem to involve wormholes/multiple dimensions.

That's the quickest rundown I can give you.
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>>380133232
What about the thing with Joakim Mogren and Moby Dick studios?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_3jF1ijPnPQ
Holy fuck I just realized how crazy it was waiting for MGSV
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>>380133357
>caramelpill me
I just say give me the caramel daddy boss
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Why are so many of you fags expecting E3 to be D-Day when the press conference with Hideo isn't for a few more days?
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Kojima and the new KojiPro as a whole I might add.
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I hope once it's over we can go back to just discussing metal gear and not the ruse, but I doubt even that will happen
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>>380121242
FUCK
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>>380133596
We have to pretend that didn't happen otherwise our weak arguments about the legal reasons why Kojima couldn't pull another ruse like this with Survive and DS falls apart instantly.
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>>380130649
>Let's just completely ignore this line passing through "OF" and "AMERICA"...
>>I'll just shift it 20 degrees to the right because that's how many times Kojima came in my asshole

They actually moved the line, making it miss Costa Rica where the game was supposed to be set. It has to be an error.
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>>380133596
People saw through that instantly. It only took like an hour for people to literally connect the dots in the "The Phantom Pain" logo to show it was MGSV.
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>MGS4 CAME OUT 9 YEARS AGO TODAY
MGS4 CAME OUT 9 YEARS AGO TODAY
>MGS4 CAME OUT 9 YEARS AGO TODAY
MGS4 CAME OUT 9 YEARS AGO TODAY
>MGS4 CAME OUT 9 YEARS AGO TODAY
MGS4 CAME OUT 9 YEARS AGO TODAY
>MGS4 CAME OUT 9 YEARS AGO TODAY
MGS4 CAME OUT 9 YEARS AGO TODAY
>MGS4 CAME OUT 9 YEARS AGO TODAY
MGS4 CAME OUT 9 YEARS AGO TODAY
>MGS4 CAME OUT 9 YEARS AGO TODAY
MGS4 CAME OUT 9 YEARS AGO TODAY

I'M AFRAID ITS BEEN NINE YEARS
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>>380122481
>>380133134
Only have one (You) left for today, so share it.
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>>380134214
DELETE THAT PIC AT ONCE!
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Non-believers, what will you do in two hours and thirty minutes?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0kO27HpFDHk
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I want to believe.
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>>380134214
Why you gotta use that spoopy pic? Now I have to hide your post.
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>>380134214
HOLY SHIT IS REAL JUST GOOGLE MGS4 RELEASE DATE THIS IS GETTING WEIRD GUYS
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>>380122039
You and FIB need to agree to leave this board forever if you are wrong. If you are right we will all leave instead and it can just be you two idiots.
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>>380134419
I wasn't kidding, nobody in europe doubts that 9/11 was an inside job, so do people in china, russia and most of the rest of asia. Even the president of iran commented on it, only americans see nothing wrong with that set up
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>>380134512
I'm gonna laugh at you.
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I want to get off my chest that it annoys me that since day one of TPP's release, one of the most off things in the game is that its always a full moon at night and so far not one crazy tinfoil hatter has had anything to say about it
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>>380134214
Horree Shhiiiiiieeetttt
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>>380134512
Probably eat some dinner.
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>>380134214
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>>380134512
where is the stream?
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yeah konami tanked their reputation and gave kojima multimillions to hype up DLC for a game thats already out
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>>380134214
>9 years since the last true MGS title
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Didn't FOX and FOXHOUND logos appear in some trailer for a Sony produced movie recently?

Probably just because they are producing the MGS movie (allegedly).

I think that there is definitely a lot of 'off' stuff about MGSV, especially the hospital stuff, and I'm also pretty sure a lot of what we saw in the game was shrapnel-induced hallucinations. But I don't believe in the ruse, or at least the main flavours of ruse that have been going around for the past while. They're just too retarded.
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>>380134512
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0kO27HpFDHk

Whatever happens caramel, cheers lad, you've made the wait for E3 so much more entertaining
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>>380122206
Who?
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>>380134512
>>380122963
what do you have to say about this shit or about how you were wrong about this 3 other times for other gaming events?

your a delusional retard i hope you enjoyed your (you)s
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>>380134214
>>380134763
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>>380134726
It's always full moon in VR.
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>>380134726
Actually I recall someone saying as to why that is a part of some theory
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>>380121242
how long until the sony conference bros?
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HOLY FUCK ITS HAPPENING H OLY SHITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
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>>380135141
2 hours
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>>380122039
Who's this fucking faggot? I've been on /v/ daily for a decade so don't start with the "newfag" shit.
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>>380135295
newfag.
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>>380134750
Looks like the pics from the mansion map in mgo2. Very good.

>>380134763
Little known fact. The doctor and nurse are actually based on Red and Kitty Foreman. "It's been 9 years, wake up jackass"
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>>380135137
>>380135051
Yeah vr
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>>380135193
Oh shit
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>>380135193
who the fuck is that?
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>>380135193
I bet the drunk dude was him >>380134512
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>>380133149
you tell me which one is more likely here
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>>380135338
>please try to relax before i put my foot in your ass
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>>380135463
Some nobodies.
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Caramel you fucking coward respond to this shit >>380135036
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>>380135193
it was probably just caramel
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>>380135463
a game dev t
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>>380134512
I wish I could see your disappointment live, sadly it's getting late. If someone could screen cap it, that would be awesome. Too bad Kojima said he isn't showing anything new today.
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>>380135602
>>380135036
KEK. you're questioning this retard like he wasn't just shilling his shitty youtube channel all month. Who the fuck actually believed this idiot?
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>>380135548
She riked it alright
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>>380135610
SEE MARY DEAD
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>>380135608
Okay, I fucking kek´d
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>>380135548
sauce?
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>>380135193
looking at the pics that person is legit at e3
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>>380134512
Watch you stream your suicide.
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>>380121242
50/50
holy shit
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>>380135990
that image is like 8 years old, I honestly can't remember
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Holy shit, it's so close.
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If my post number ends in an even number the ruse is real
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If 5 ruse is real
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>>380132745
>name 6 games in which it hasn't been
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>all those people that voted yes
Please kill your collective selves.
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>>380136207
*Seinfeld music starts playing*
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>>380136207
Ruse isnt real!
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If odd number ruse is real
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>>380135548
Kojima JAV bukkake video with Kojima in the receiving end
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>>380136207
>>380136308
7 And the ruse is not real
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>>380136317
Its just caramel and his proxies
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>>380136396
>>380136308
>>380136207
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>>380136132
It's no fun allowed vs I want to believe.

Doesn't really surprise me that it's 50/50
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>>380136207
>>380136308
>>380136396
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>>380136484
Ruse confirmed
My even will confirm it
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>>380136315
Based Viper
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>dude let's split one game into three parts, make the first one an 8 minute long demo, leave the second unfinished, and make the third a single platform exclusive all while faking a company war
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If 3 Caramel is wrong and will kill himself in stream today.
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>>380134214
>MGS4 came out 9 years ago today
>Previous MGS was 5

>MGS 6-9

IT'S A PORN GAME LADS
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>>380136603
this must be konamis doing to keep the big reveal from getting spoiled
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>>380134214
fuck
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>>380136603
That was just a ruse, this is the real 7
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>>380136603
>>380136603
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IT'S HAPPENING.
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Ruse is real
It has to be
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>
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So where will you guys watch it?
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>>380134214
fuck shit just got very real....

fuuuuuuuucckkkkkkkk
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If 5 ruse is fake
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>50/50

HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU FALL FOR THAT SHIT
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Do you think he's in on the ruse?
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>>380122336
Are you implying you want to keep your virginity?
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>>380135295
newfag XD
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wait... WHAT?

WHEN WHERE HOW? Just got home from work
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>>380121242
Not.
Bring yourself back to reality, please.
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>>380137043
This guys is more mentally fucked up than Caramel. At least Caramel isn't imagining conversations with people.
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>>380136869
wtf what is that from?
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>>380128016
I think that was the phantom saying that
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>>380137032
I know man how can you sheeple fall for the anti-caramel propaganda? Holy shit
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Nine years ago
Pt SD
Ptsd
Pop starts with T
Extract a coon I'll pop the balloon
Pt had a negro fetus
Pt became death stranding
Death standing became mgsv
Ruse is real
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>>380134512
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>>380137119
the sony conference is up in 2 hours, chances are they'll have a surprise about death stranding and absolutely nothing about survive and that will be it
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If this post ends in a 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 the ruse isn't real
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If 5 its happening
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>>380134512
If the ruse is real I will go MTF
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>>380137425
If even Chris chan will be the protagonist
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They're gonna drop breadcrumbs that lead to next years E3 where they're gonna reveal a new Portable Ops game for the Switch.
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>>380121242
>The Ruse
>The User

No, you're not real.
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>>380137019
Rooks rike it's rear.
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>>380137425
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I've never seen a fanbase so completely in denial like some of the MGS fanbase. Like every fucking thing that happens in this guy's life is some elaborate ruse connected to a game series he's probably grown to fucking hate. Not sure why I'm saying it though, even if nothing happens there will be more "le ruse cruise" posting.
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>>380137425
FUUUUUCKKKKK
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Make the pain stop.
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>>380128016
He totally would't lie, right?
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>>380134512
I'm with you Caramel, I've been on the ruse train since release day with PythonSelkan videos.

V has come to.
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If the ruse isn't real your mother will die in her sleep
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>literally the post MGSV threads again
Why do you guys hate yourselves so much?
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>>380137584
that suit was so lame.
>>
STANDING
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>>380134214
I got goosebumps thanks to this
It must be the day
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>>380137763
ON
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I hope its a ruse and its the next MGS game. But it better not be a prequel. I have no interest in a Peace Walker clone
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>>380134603
>6/12/08
>2017-2008=9 years
>IM AFRAID YOUVE BEEN IN A COMA FOR 9 YEARS

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>380121242
you all can suck my dicc
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V has cum to
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>>380137425
LE ROUSE OMG IT WAS REAL ALL THE TIME
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>>380137850
THE
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>>380134512
Will you use a noose or just jump off a building or something?
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>>380137697
the ground zeroes suit was the best suit apart from the snake eater 3ds version where I used a picture of my ballsack to make a camo Big Boss ever wear, what are you talking about?
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>>380137448
You already did, you dickless tranny.
I remember the pictures of (you)rself wearing women clothing that you posted on plebbit's NGBO.
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>>380137880
Fuck off liquid venom
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>>380137970
EDGE
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>>380137998
Post the picture anon
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Not at Sony show. On the 14th, with Keighley and Avi. "BRIDGES" is an episodic game with a continuously running 'permanent ARG' component, first episode "Death Stranding" will be out this year. Episodes will be 4+ hours long.
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WORDS THAT KILL
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>>380138113
yeha okay RETARD
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CONTRA CONFIRMED DEATH STRANDING

GENERAL BAHAMUT IS FUCKING VENOM SNAKE
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>>380137998
>apart from the snake eater 3ds version where I used a picture of my ballsack to make a camo

I request a screenshot, you're a god damn genius.
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>>380122039
>nothing happens at this conference
>w-w-w-wait until TGS guys I swear it's real
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>>380122039
I know I shouldn't believe, but I just want to so bad. I need it to be real.
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>>380126270
>2017
>not knowing Russian taunts
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>>380138113
I fucking hope not
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>>380131824
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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Are you just memeing?
It's obviously not going to happen
Let go
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>>380138113
stop making shit up, look at what happened to Hitman TM
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Kept you waiting, huh?
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The ruse makes no sense and doesn't exist. Please screencap this and laugh at me for the rest of eternity if I'm wrong.
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>>380122963
inb4 cuckamel pretends he did all this conspiracy shit to ruse us
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>>380138097
>>380138312
I don´t even have the game installed on my cfw anymore, but I did, trust me, it was great in the fury fight and dark places
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>>380121242
Caramel pls stream tears
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>>380138403
the best case scenario we can get for this is that konami realizes there's a high demand for this shit, and they decide to incloude kingdom of flies as a bonus with SurVive to boost sales
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Probably not. I haven't even been following this shit lately. I stopped caring a few months after MGSV's release. Is there a summary somewhere?
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>>380139068
*photography sounds*
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>>380137697
Hey fuck you m8
The PW sneaking suit is probably the best looking sneaking suit in the fucking series.
PW sneaking suit > MGS1 sneaking suit > MGS2 Raiden sneaking suit > MGS3 sneaking suit > MGSV: TPP sneaking suit > MGSPO sneaking suit
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>>380139083
Did it work
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>>380133596
All I keep thinking about is that Game Informer article about TPP where Kojima flat out said he was getting ready to pull a huge, risky stunt that, if it failed, could kill his entire career.
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>>380139162
it worked great in dark enviroments as I said, I have lots of pubic hair
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>>380139154
Hit me
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>>380137914
FUCK YOU BUSTER, YALL COWARDS DONT EVEN SMOKE PHANTOM CIGAR
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>>380139351
shitskin detected
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As someone else pointed out: Death Stranding has the same amount of letters as Metal Gear Solid
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>>380139296
>>380139038
>>380138724
Prease fuck off samefag
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>>380121242
Remember when /v/ thought Starfield was real too?
Idiots.
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I almost don't care if the ruse it's actually real or not. The Ruse Cruise has been amazing.

Not only that, but we are lucky to be in a win/win situation.

Today it's the day.
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>>380139479
>Death Stranding
Is also an anagram for Strange Dildos
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Will any of you caramels stop using those name after tonight?
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>>380139529
>>380139296
>>380139038
>>380138724
Do you have a point?
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>>380121242
oh it's real

https://youtu.be/0kO27HpFDHk
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>>380139296
>SONICHU BOOK#0

>It's really thick even

What' happening inside this person's head.
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>>380139723
Do any of us?
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>>380139708
succ my dicc

yeah, there's no point, really.
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>>380139649
>Not only that, but we are lucky to be in a win/win situation.
Explain
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>>380139708
succ my dicc

yeah, there's no point, really.
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>>380139159
MGSPO suit is the best, you have a shit taste my friend
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>>380134864
>last true MGS title
That's not Peace Walker.

PROTIP: MGS4 is literal /trash/
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>>380139649
If the ruse is correct it will be the biggest ruse at least in vidya of all time
If the ruse is false then we still get DS
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>>380139817
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>ywn be mad enough to spam gore in ruse threads
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I don't like where this thread is going.
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>>380139878
ruse real - wtf amazing
ruse fake - caramel btfo
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THE RUSE CRUISE IS PULLING INTO THE PORT AT CRAZY TOWN.
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>>380136396
THIS. FUCKING THIS. A THOUSAND TIMES THIS!

WHAT DOES THIS MEAN WHEN A GIRL DOES THIS TO (You)?
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will he save e3 tonight?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lKVIApSXDt0

>Meanwhile, in E3 20 years ago
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>>380139140
Please.
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>>380140498
I don't care how inappropriate this sounds but it needs to be said. Stef is really pretty
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>>380140498
I dont really care for joosten but that abdomen is impressive.
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>>380139878
The ruse it's real, biggest ruse of all time and an amazing E3.

The ruse it's fake, anyway we get a new original game from Kojima (that even now looks super interesting) and Caramel streams his suicide.
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>>380137497
BTFO
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>>380139878
>Tranny if wrong
We laugh at him for a week or so
>Tranny is right
KOJIMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>380122039
Your suicide?
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>>380121242
I believe Kojima lied and DS will be at Sony.

I don't believe anything else.
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Kinda fishy that FIB hasn't posted in a while, at least from what I've seen
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>>380140637
>>380140641
ANSWER THE FUCKING QUESTION
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>>380137697
>GZ sneak suit was lame
P L E B D E T E C T E D
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guys, i'm really fucking nervous. the ruse is the only thing that will save this E3 from being complete trash.
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I hear death stranding will have wolves in it
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Also I'm doing this for the thread until further notice
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>>380139915
Nah, it looks dumb. I mean look at those leg things, I mean what the hell are they for? They just make BB have massive thunder thighs and I don't like the feet. Also it just looks like a really shitty prototype of the PW sneaking suit.
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>>380141015
LIKE SNOIPER WOLF???????????
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>>380137998
>>380139159
>>380140979
shut up plebs, MGSV sneaking suit was the best, it was padded and it featured pants, so cool.

GZ suit was just a latex suit with golden cock rings.
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>>380141182
screw trump and the hell with caucasians
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>>380141015
Does anybody remember about that non-used tape in Phantom Pain that said that Huey was innocent the whole time? And how the game feeds you the opposite in every cutscene?
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>>380140498
can mean many things, but if it is a personal moment maybe you should make a move and see what happens?
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>>380139652
>No L
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>>380140652
What if Caramel is Hideo Kojima and streams his suicide because his ruse was fake?
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>>380141527
THE GIG IS UP
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>>380139708
fulton urself my dude
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>>380141626
Just a good way to get back to motherbase
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>>380141527
hey, go ahead and delete this
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>>380141596
it keeps getting deeper...
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Kojima is working with putin
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>>380122039
At this one I wanna believe you Caramel. if it turns out to be true /v/'d go up in flames.

I believe in you. Never give up.
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>>380139708
SKRRYYAAAAAAARRRR
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>>380141316
It was way too bulky, and the black seems ridiculous when your sneaking about in desert and forest areas. It's only really useful at night.
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>>380141596
That would be extremely depressing.
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>>380141802
no puppet. no puppet
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>>380141868
For you
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1 million bucks says after it's revealed that Caramel is wrong, he's gonna come out and say he was trolling all along, the whole "Got you! I was only pretending to be retarded" thing.
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>>380141364
Nah nigga he threw that bitch in and locked her in to die
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>>380141626
Real talk, why couldn't Snake just Fulton himself instead of exfiltrating the hot zone? Didn't he do that in MGS3?
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>>380141947
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>>380141316
So you like staring at a dick on a guy's back for hours on end? I mean it makes sense since you're the phantom of caramel who is a known pole smoker.
>doesn't like the one piece latex look
The only bad thing I can say about the PW sneaking suit is the golden rings which were also on the PO sneaking suit.
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>>380141596
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>>380142062
Gameplay balance and having some actual challenge, that being said mgsv was still really easy
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>>380142075
>that time when YongYea lip-synced the doctor's speech

SKRREEEEEE
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>>380142075
Anybody who watches this conference will realize the ruse is real. Sergio talks like a fucking idiot throughout the whole thing. Absolute laughing stock.
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>>380141948
>>380141596
>>>380140652
>What if Caramel is Hideo Kojima and streams his suicide because his ruse was fake?
>>380141424
>>>380140498
>can mean many things, but if it is a personal moment maybe you should make a move and see what happens?
>>380141316
>>380140809
>>380140652
>>380140498
For someone who hasn't been following thus, how would I know if it's real? What signs would I see?
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>>380142365
Father
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How much for the Sony conference?
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When is the sony conference?
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>>380142062
nigga, what are you talking about, you can

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EoiZbaMyA_o
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>>380142507
>>380142590
>40 minutes

SKRREEEEERREEEEEEE
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>>380142606
But I want to put it on my back
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>>380142487
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=40QSd6ZtZfk
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>>380141364
Gonna need some more information about that "tape", Huey.
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>>380142365
fuck off tranny
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>>380142650
1:40 right? not 40
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>>380142693
i'm in tears
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>>380131518
>No man's sky
>I game people bought and paid tons of money for
>You can't buy any of the upcoming kojima games, no preorders or anything

You're underage or just retarded, you don't need to be a lawyer to see this you waste of space
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>>380142365
I unironically can't wait for your mental breakdown after the conference
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>>380142650
hour and 40
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>Post YFW literally everybody in this thread is you because all of the posters in this thread are your phantom so i am you and you are me and that is the true Ruse Cruise
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>>380142365
>Absolute laughing stock.

*braps from minigun*
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>>380142156
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nDtj-2qnTXk
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>>380135193
Post yfw it happens!
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>>380134214
nani
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can somebody give me a quick rundown of the ruse? what has this caramel said in the past?
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>>380143286
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>>380142845
Sorry, it's been so long and it was in one of the data mine dumps so I don't have it anymore. I remember talking about it though.
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>>380142365
sergio canavero is known as a retard and conman in the italian medical community
>>
What was his name again?
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>>380143387
we are 1 hour and 40 min before the sony e3 conference happens and I still don´t think anybody has enough time to explain you every detail
>>
i'm the best caramel you fags
>>
>>380143583
Kazuhira Miller
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>>380143387
Watch PythonSelkan videos, it's where Caramel gets most of his theories alongside people on reddit and /v/.
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>>380143387
>204863 are co-ords to the bermuda triangle (gz helicopter crash) and iceland (ds trailer location)
>the pt radio talks about gateways to alternate dimensions (mg survive, norman reedus's necklace), the men in the sky and how "they" have been manipulating media, don't trust the news (the patriots / konami-kojima controversy)
>moby dick was released without an epilogue, the epilogue was included in later iterations
>kojima has posted an IRL silent hill health drink several times
>has made several tweets referencing "3"'s, like how much he loved the killing tv show but was disappointed how there was no season 3 (there was)
>the second low roar album is called zero and has songs on it such as "phantoms", "don't stop (chapter 1)" and "don't stop (chapter 2)"
>before GZ was even released low roar asked kojima if they could make music for him, point being he could've had this included in the ruse because they asked this before the konami / kojima rumors dropped
>the pt radio even talks about norman reedus hanging himself with an umbilical cord
>time winters (zero) narrates the mg survive gameplay, zero is literally showing us his latest experiment
>when asked about the cancelled silent hills project on stage with Mark Cerny kojima quickly developed a massive shit eating grin, started acting really agitated, both him and mark cerny started cracking up
>ford commerical called the phantom stars mads having a face transplant in cyprus wearing glasses kojima tweeted called 1985
>new playstation ad has the old kojima productions logo in the background
>the contractor who trademarked sony's "v" is also responsible for death stranding and decima
Then check out the poster. PT. Reverse Death Stranding. You get SD.
PTSD
The events of Phantom Pain were a coma nightmare. Death Stranding IS Silent Hills. On top of that the REAL MGS5 will be coming out next year.

I CANT FUCKING WAIT TO SEE YOU NON BELIEVERS GET BTFO AT E3
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>>380143387
Death Stranding is Silent Hills.
TPP has one more ending where we revisit Camp Omega.
The real MGS5 has not yet been released.
Kojima was never fired.
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>>380143583
Ronald McDonald
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>The poll is at 50/50
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why are we still believing in the ruse cruise? just to suffer?
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>>380143923
there you go, got it from the man itself
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>>380144036
to force the meme
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>>380143923
Did you download your Kojima emblem yet? Remember?
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>>380121957
>E3 opens with 9/11 Porsche being unveiled
HOW DEEP ARE YOU READY TO GO?
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>>380144003
Half of the anons in these thread are gonna get BTFO in a couple of hourse. Brace for the impact anon
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>>380134512

Please livestream your suicide when you find out how wrong you are
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>>380144036
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0hS0Xotr5hM
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>>380142693
We must go deeper.
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>>380144165
It'll be unlocked during the conference.
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>>380121957
RUSE CONFIRMED
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>>380144224
Of all the gorillian mangas, you had to choose that particular one.
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UM GUYS

G-GUYS

WHAT IS HAPPENING GUYS
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>>380144165
that's the one thing that is actually confirmed out of all this shitshow
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>>380144436
cool! I'll have my Sony PlayStation up and ready to go
>>
>>380144531
We already know DS is going to be shown, but idk about the entire ruse
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>>380125148
Career suicide.
No one would ever trust Kojima or anyone associated with him in the slightest way.
It'd be funny if part of the ruse came true and we could blame the rest on autism but even so, it would only work if Kojima planned to retire the day after announcing the master plan.
>>
>>380144531
literally no mans sky 2.0
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>>380144531
>>380144687

We don't "know" that, but Low Roar at E3 definitely helps
>>
>>380144706
Stop trying to talk about grown up things, kiddo, you have no idea how the real world works.
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>>380144436
Can you post your tripcode password when your speculation turns out to be false? I want to use it for future memes
>>
>>380135295
Schizo tranny who thinks Kojima himself and every thing he does is a ruse.
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>>380143387
There really is not enough time to explain the whole ruse. It's best to just go along with it, like i have, because i entered the ruse cruise when mgsv got announced but overtime you'll get into it and know enough.
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>>380144531
BU-BUT IT'S NOT TODAY.
>>
Why the fuck do any of you think he will stop posting after E3?
He's been doing this for almost two years. He obviously doesn't believe in a ruse, he's the single most successful troll of the past two years.
>>
>>380144139
Why did this post make me laugh so much?
>>
I thought Death Stranding was confirmed to not be shown at E3
>>
>>380144825
>the final pre show "kiddo"
I'm glad I can say I saw it
>>
>>380144905
They just announced they're playing a show Wednesday, wouldn't say that necessarily means they won't be showing at the Sony conference.

There's also a Death Stranding store at E3.

There sure is a lot of fucking DS at E3 for an E3 where there isn't supposed to be any DS.
>>
best part of these threads is all the tripfags who come out. not so i can read their posts, but so my filter list can grow.

can't wait for you faggots to kill yourselves after e3. nothing is happening. nothing will happen.
>>
>>380145182
(((((((((((((Confirmed)))))))))))))
>>
>>380143819
>>380143923
This sounds completely ridiculous, but would awesome if it turns out to be true.
>>
>>380145182
Didn't Kojima lie about having nothing last year, and then reveal DS?
>>
what if PT never went away

what if it was all a ruse?
>>
>>380144531
nothing.

some of their songs are in DS soundtrack, big deal
>>
>>380144706
>No one would ever trust Kojima or anyone associated with him in the slightest way.
No, that's what will happen if none of what's apparently happening is a ruse. This is basically his last chance to say "did you rike it?" for many of us, otherwise we'll wash our hands of him.
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>>380144510
Hey the poll was the perfect replacement for the explosion
>>
>>380145257
>he doesnt know every tripfaggot except caramel is posting ironically exclusively on this threads.

SKREEEAARRRRREEEEE
>>
>>380144531
THAT ANON THE OTHER DAY WAS TELLING THE TRUTH HOLY FUCK.

DEATH STRANDING HAS TO BE AN IMPORTANT PART OF THE E3.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>
If Big Boss was supposedly the greatest fighter in history, how come he gets royally BTFO like 4 times in the series?
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>>380122039
Try again
>>
>>380134512
the amount of fucking autism my god
>>
Hello! Josh from Kotaku here,

I'm here to report on this so called "ruse cruse" and I would like to ask a few questions in this forum

1. Could you tell me a bit about yourselves, how you got here, etc.
2. Could you give some information about this "ruse cruse" to an outsider?
3. What are your hopes and expectations for this year's Sony E3 conference?

Thank you for your time -Josh
>>
heres to you caramel
rest forever here in our posts
the last and final moment isn't yours
that agony is your failure
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>those eyes
>JUST

SOMEBODY SHOPS THE JUST HAIR IN HERE PLEASE KEKKEKEKEKEKEKEK
>>
>>380145352
Apparently PT is metal gear, silent hills is death stranding, and metal gear is silent hills. Also, Caramel is a fag
>>
>>380145537
Fuck off gaylord.
>>
>>380145554
Ludens is a crack addict.
>>
>>380145324
And thats why so many people are on board with caramel and others call him fucking crazy
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Don't mind me, just posting the real plot of DS with a link to the music low roar will be playing

https://youtu.be/HGxJXBERZso

Ignore my link and my pic
>>
EHEHHEHEEH DID U RIKE IT?
>>
>>380145460
kill yourself, attention whore.
>>
>>380145514
Bad luck, and whenever Solid beat him superior memes
>>
Ruse is real
>>
Reminder that this all started because a group of morons was in complete disbelief that they were rused by the marketing for TPP in the first place and were upset that you didn't go nuclear as BB when it was clearly never planned for him to from the beginning.

So they made up a new ruse.
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20 minutes remaining!
Get in here!
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You're all after Kojima's LEGACY
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>>380145829
OH FUCK
>>
>>380145554
why does it have ! on its head
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>
>>380145537
"ruse cruse"
>>
>>380146085
nigger it's 80 minutes to go
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>>380145829
ok someone explain the bottom right
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>>380145829
I was expecting him to use that song every time there was a new TPP trailer. Still surprised he never used it
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>>380122039
Genuine question: If you're wrong and nothing happens at Sony's E3 conference this year, will you drop the "ruse cruise" subject? You seem to have placed your faith into the idea of it happening here and now.
>>
>>380145537
FAKE NEWS GAMERGATE FAGGOT
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Really
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>>380146085
+1 hour
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>>380146246
It will happen.
>>
>>380145829
HAPPENING
>>
>>380146213
Time zones dont exist
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>>380122039
You right now
>>
>>380145854
succ my dicc

just chill out and let's have fun :DD
>>
>>380146349
Do you know what the word "IF" means you fucking idiot?
>>
>>380146246
No. MGS Autism is eternal. This nonsense wont stop until Kojima dies. Even then they'll say he left some MGSV canon behind somewhere that he never released or some shit.
>>
>>380145345
Yes.
He's been outwardly manipulative. That's a part of it too. However, what he's actually doing, no-one seems to be clued in on yet. Everybody's just dancing around it, when there are blazingly clear threads that can easily be followed.
>>
>Ludens walks in the scenario.
>Takes of helmet.
>It's Norman Reedus.
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>>380146349
Answer the question, please. What will you do if it doesn't? Are you just going to say TGS?
>>
>>380146216
The 4 other actors at the bottom are Mads brothers; they're all the 5 aborted sons of big boss and rumored male cast actors that will be playing the floating dudes
>>
I wanna know what is MGSurvive. I don't believe in the ruse bullshit but I believe in Konami showing the game during Sony's conference.
>>
>>380145829
>NORMAN REEDUS AS SOLIDUS

YES
YES
YEEEEEEEESSSSSSSS
>>
Rise is real
>>
>>380146494
No.
Trans-Lori Alan aka The Boss.
>>
SUCH A LUST FOR CONSPIRACIES?
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>TFW you just started watching a JAV and Kojima is in it
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>>380146789
Link
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>>380146776
JEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
I'm sorry
>>
>>380146789
kojima looks like 45% percent of japan's population though.
>>
Can't wait for Kojima's entrance
>>
>>380146776
WHO?
>>
We are all part of a bigger ruse. It will never end.
>>
>>380146789
Or was it Hideo?
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God bless Kojima. God bless the right way.
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It all started with a bunch of trans fools...
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>>380146841
>>380147234

DASD-37

Hold up
>DeAth StranDing
>3+7 = 10
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>>380145537
Retarder thing, nothing like meme magic
>>
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>>380140498
It means you were holding her hand wrong.
She was fixing it to make it more comfortable.

Whether or not she like's you, might be based on that merit.
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>>380145554

Couldn't do the hair but hey. Hope you like.
>>
>>380147396
>death stranding
>dong standing
>>
>people still think MGSV will continue
Here's what's going to happen. Most likely it will be fucking nothing, but on the off chance they do have something Kojima related it's no doubt going to have MGS references. References that won't go anywhere and are only there for the sake of references to rake in MGS nostalgia, but nonetheless mouthbreathers will explode in unison spinning up even more unlikely retarded theories and hailing Kojima as a master ruseman.

Oh wait, even when it does end up being fucking nothing retards will still come up with further theories.
>>
>>380147396
Rimjob, blackberry was original rim, Sony announce new PSP made by blackberry.
>>
hopefully it will be a bikini I dont have already.
>>
>>380147396
Boss, Get down! Enemy butthole.
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>>380147010
>>
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>>380147619
"an endless blank"

ART.

"YOU WILL IT TOO DON'T YOU?"
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WHAT NOW CARAMEL
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>>380147770
Is this how Caramel's name goes down? In gay lewdposting?
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>>380147461
Wasn't holding it at all. She grabbed it and did that. What does that mean?
>>
Ludens rough sketch. Don't tell Kojima-san or else he'll beat me with a stick.
>>
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>>380146349
I want to believe!
>>
>>380148170
>DOG FOOD CAT FOOD DOG FOOD CAT FOOD
>>
>>380147907
Literally this.
>>
>>380148071
She probably likes you, do you like her?
>>
>>380145829
>Solidus death stranding
>VR and external gazer
>artificial womb
KOJIIMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>
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It will happen
>>
>>380147907
>Curtain rises
>Full-scale Metal Gear Rex
>Cockpit Opens
>Kojima sat there smiling
>>
YOU WILL BE ASHAMED OF YOUR WORDS AND DEEDS
>>
>>380147396
BBBRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPP
>I riked it
>>
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>>380148373
Yes. However a while ago after that she claimed a line was crossed and to never talk to her again only to contact me 7 months later wanting to "talk." What is a turbo autist to do?
>>
>>380148653
>DEEDS
BUT I DONT GO OUT OF THE HOUSE
>>
>>380148825
Joost is so overrated
>>
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kojima... IM BURNING UUUUUUUUUUUUPPPPPP
>>
Is the reason these threads archive instead of just dismissively ignoring autism along the lines of Caramel because of the whole "I want to believe" Phenomena?
>>
>>380148917
>implying you're the real Ayako

reeeeeee go away anon
>>
>>380149094
>>380148917
THAT WAS A FUCKING BLURRY METAL GEAR

AYAKO COME BACK, DONT LEAVE
>>
>>380148994
she's very dainty and attractive. any man would be lucky to sniff her asshole.
>>
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>>380148825
I can no longer judge you're situation from here.
All I can say is that women can be fickle.
>>
>>380148917
CHAPTER 3 CONFIRMED
HOLY SHIT
O
L
Y

S
H
I
T
>>
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>>380145554
>>380147464

Decided I could be fucked enough to do it. Albiet shitly
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>>380149221
this is what was posted
>>
>>380149064
I would say sally should be E3 2017 because its going to crush caramel. But it wont. Even if nothing on DS shows up in Sony conference, it doesn't matter. He'll make some shit up and push the goalpost to other game shows until either kojima dies or he loses interest and fizzles into obscurity or nothing.

At least we might get some good memes out of laughing at this dumb bastard.
>>
>>380148523
HE ACTUALLY JUST TWITTED THAT.

The ruse was just confirmed.
>>
Someone explain to me what the fuck is this Ruse Cruise
>>
>>380149482
>>380149482
can't see shit
>>
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Could it be...?
>>
>>380149482
Needs more blur
>>
>>380149536
There are 2 very foolish and dedicated people who post on /v/ using tripcodes who have attempted to explain, with a series of extreme mental gymnastics, what Death Stranding is and how it is a tie-in to either MGS or Silent Hills.
>>
>>380149482
u wot
>>
>>380148917
>>380149221
>>380149094
>>380149417
>>380149482

She was taking pictures with kojima yesterday, if her images on twitter have the IMG_XXXX label we can tell if that was legit or not.

If anyone cares that much for what is obviously an imposter anyways.
>>
>>380149602
>ios
Triggered
>>
>>380149706
>she
>>
>>380149691
Thank you for answering quickly and honestly, anon.

I appreciate you. Im assuming this Caramel man is one of these tripfags?
>>
>>380149602
>Nights
oh fuk
>>
Threads coming to a close, in any case the ruse cruise was fun, whether it lasts any longer or not, and whether it turns to be true or not
>>
>>380149536
there's this guy who via olympic tier gymnastics expects you to buy MGS5 again because the first game wasn't the real game so if you bought it now you have to buy another one

and DS is silent hills I guess because Konami is ok with bankrupt itself for a ruse
>>
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>>380149527
KILL MEEEEE...
>>
What if Death Stranding is a policenauts game?

>>380149706
iOS users automatically get their images converted to that IMG_9283829 shit; not her by the way. She's android
>>
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>>380149536
A whole bunch of nothing
>>
>>380149823
>she

Well I mean, if it was the real Ayako, then yeah. She.

But Ayako wouldn't be on /v/

>>380150025
Ah, good on her.
>>
NEW BREAD
>>
>>380149527
in the real world people would have told him to fuck off (or contacted his support worker) and he wouldn't have a whole image board slobbering with rage

makes you think who the real dumb bastards are
>>
KOJIMA HAS BEEN LITERALLY MENTIONED ON GEOFF SHOW

THE GIRL SAID SHE WANTED MORE REEDUS ASS

I´M NOT JOKING, REWING A FEW MINUTES TO WHEN SHE IS READING THE TWEETS KEKEKEKEKEKE
>>
NEW BREAD?
>>
>>380150246
HERE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ke1po72X8i8
>>
>>380149852
Yes. /v/ follows both of these people for the memes and luls, and on the off chance some extremely unlikely ruse actually does happen the aftermath would be insane.
>>380150214
This is /v/, where we can make fun of him and pretend he's on to something by hyping him up just to
1. Explode in memes when hes remotely right about some/ANY deception or ubiquity on kojimas part (Not a hard bet to make) which will fuel the next series of memes and "Ruse cruise" nonsense.
2. Explode in memes and laughter when hes proven wrong time and time again.
>>
>>380150479
This
>>
>>380150202
WHERE
>>
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Link to live stream?
>>
>>380150479
fuck off aaron
>>
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G-guys what if it really happens?
>>
>>380150631
>>380150449
>>
>>380150671
My name is Jesse.
>>
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>>380134214
FUG im changing my vote the ruse cruise is real its onnnnn
>>
>>380150602
>>380150589 here
>>
>>380150479
I'll be the first to give credit if he's right, but Christ has he been a cunt about it along the entire way. I want him to be wrong out of spite at this point.
>>
>>380150246
>>380150449
PUT THE TIME IN -7:00
>>
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Ayako just retweeted this

What did Reedus mean by this?

That he's tricking us? Or that he's going to be missing an eye soon? Big Boss?
>>
>>380150765
Oh shid thx
>>
>>380150834
See
>>380145829
>>
>>380150769
fuck off Jesse
>>
>>380150786
thanks
>>
>>380151374
Okay. I'm sorry. I didn't mean to ruin the fun.
>>
>>380151374
My name Jeff
>>
>>380151450
it's ok Jesse
>>380151554
god DAMN it Jeff
>>
Guys, just leave it. There is no ruse.
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>>380148523
i'm now a believer
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>>380151897
See you in a moment.
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