Why is every single shitter ubisoft game a fucking outmeme le

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Why is every single shitter ubisoft game a fucking outmeme le pirate roughe ebin eyepatch yarrrr me hearties bones-rolling SHIT???? EVERY SINGLE ONE. Dont see any other games, just fucking LE EBIG POIRATE ARRRRRRR. Im so FUCKING SICK OF THEM. EVERYWHERE I GO. fucking ubimemes and their saber slashes making that shink sound. and the fucking dice popping all over the place so they can get their meme buffs. and then suddenly LE PISTOL SHOT FROM 1000 YARDS AWAY LOL STUNNED FOREVER EBIN!!!!! LE PISTOLERO!!!!!! ARRRRRRR I BE A PIRATE!!!!!! RUN YE SCURVY DOGS THROUGH FOR HALF YE HEALTH POOL YARRRRRRR grappling hooks behind you NOTHING PERSONNELL YE LANDLUBBER.

Are ubisoft games just in such a shit place that no one plays anything else so they're forced into THE LlTERAL REDDIT GAME? Is ubimeme doing more poorly than the other companies? or is it just the YO HO HO AND A BOTTLE OF LE RUM YAR HAR FIDDLE DEE DEE I ARE A PIRATE SWAB LE POOPDECK MATIES UPBOATS ON THE PORTSIDE BATTEN LE HATCHES XDD XD appeal to all the LITERAL and ACTUAL memeing shitters and drooling retards who fucking think ARRR LE PIRATE YARR HAR LE SHARKS IN LE WATER LE SCURVY JOLLY ROGER ARRRR THE SEAS BE CHOPPY I AM LE FLYING DUTCHMAN!!!!11 fucking kill yourselves.