Jesus Christ. I work at Bethesda (product layout) and this

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>>380093589

>>380093589
Starfield when?

ah yes all of the games bethesda publishes are TOTALLY all developed in the same building right

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>>380093589
take a picture of your office workspace

>>380093734
Believe it or not, it's up to you. I just thought that you guys would be amused by this.

2/10 LARPing senpai

>>380093589

How do you comb your hair and do you like Reese Pieces?

>>380093865
No, but there are people working on most of our games in each building.

>>380093982
I'm at home now, got sent home just a bit ago.

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>>380093589

>>380093589
Why did Bethesda think Creation Club was a good idea in the first place?

>>380093589
lol is there talk of cancelling wolfenstein 2 due to all of the backlash?

also how many players has eso lost? i saw someone say theres mass unsubbing going on

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>>380093589
>Todd has been running around, screaming at us all day.
SHUT UPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

>>380094131
>How do you comb your hair and do you like Reese Pieces?

Buzz cut. I love Reese's Pieces.

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>>380093983
I'm amused you have nothing better to do aside from pretend, rather badly at that, that you work somewhere you don't.

But please continue, I'm bored.

Have you met Todd?

>>380093589
Is the Teletubby with a Shotgun picture actually Todd Howard.

>The director of Bethesda doesn't know that Starfield doesn't exist

If any of you believe this shit, you need to be euthanised

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At least provide some proof lad.

>>380094298

I hope you keep your job and live a long and happy life with your loved ones anon.

>>380093589
>Todd has been running around, screaming at us all day.
right... he's not the boss at beth even if some of you like to pretend he is.

>>380093589

why did they schedule the event for midnight

>>380094419
Reading comprehension, people were hyped for a game that was a hoax. They would never make a game that was fake though.

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>>380093589
GET BACK TO YOUR DESK

AND JUST
FUCKING
MAKE IT

>>380093589

hey bethesda here's a dick you can suck.

i've marked it on your map. just be careful of the dwarven mudcrabs

>>380093589
>doesn't even understand how bethesda works
lol crap larp

>>380094271
It was meant to be a work around to whole thing of mods not being allowed to have new assets on console.

>>380094272
>lol is there talk of cancelling wolfenstein 2 due to all of the backlash?

None that I've heard. It's probably too far along to even think about that right now.

>also how many players has eso lost? i saw someone say theres mass unsubbing going on

From what I've heard, it's doing fine. Not great, but okay.

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>>380094630
What did you just say, dreamboy?

Yeah, sure thing bud.

Nice

reddit

spacing

tho

>>380093589
>Bethesdaguy

ehhn.

proof?

what's with all the niggers and women? White boys were your audience for 30 years and now we're not good enough for you?

>>380094941
>reddit spacing meme
>2017
>not realizing that reddit actually removes all linebreaks

boi it sure is summerfig in here

>>380094352
Only in passing. He's usually a pretty okay guy. Says good morning to most of the staff, will buy you a pop if he catches you in the break room, that kind of thing.

>>380094630
I never said he was, but he has an insane amount of pull around here.

>>380093589
>A few of us got sent home early today, and honestly, I'm not too sure if I have a job anymore.
someone who works in a restaurant trying to write about a professional studio environment. here's a pro-tip: Bethsoft doesn't pay an hourly wage. there is no motivation to 'send someone home early'.

>>380094826
Why the fuck did "larp" suddenly catch on as a term for pretending to be retarded? Do you know what it even stands for?

>>380094941
This reddit spacing meme is fucking hilarious

>>380093589
The only things I liked about Bethesda's presentation was
- the Dishonored teaser (I loved Daud's DLC in the first dishonored), which should have been much bigger and deeper.
- Evil Within 2, I don't really like the game but the production on the trailer great. I really liked it.
- Wolfenstein

>>380095138
>he knows such things about reddit
Yep, it is summer alright

>>380094876
oh... mister howard, sir!
I was just explaining to these degenerates what great work you have been doing and how we all rely on you for guidance and inspiration.

>>380093589
>We're all too busy with ESO, Wolfenstein, and The Evil Within.

Huh, isn't Wolfenstein being developed by MachineGames from fucking Sweden? And The Evil Within actually is from Japan as far as I can tell.

>>380094941
Look at 4chan screencaps from like 2005 and you'll see people spacing like that for ease of reading. You're fucking new and stupid.

>>380093589
>The negative response to last night's presentation has had a major effect on the studio.
What? I've been out of the loop. Doesn't E3 start tomorrow?

>>380095138
How would you know this if you weren't a dumb Reddit tourist?

>>380094872
TES 6 when?

>>380095220
>there is no motivation to 'send someone home early'.

Unless I lost my job, which is why I said "I'm not too sure if I have a job anymore."

post your employee ID or door card or something

just black out your personal info and picture

if you refuse to do this you ARE faking

>>380095353
Shit, son. I hope you haven't been missing work thinking today was Saturday.

>>380095437
You never had the job. Fuck off.

I got a good one

Drop starfield and make Bethesdaland VR where

There, easy game right there.

>>380094941
Reddit spacing is the worst meme that's ever come out of this shithole.

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>>380093589
Pics or it didn't happen.

>>380093589
>We're all too busy with ESO, Wolfenstein, and The Evil Within.
These aren't even developed anywhere near each other. At least try to be believable.

>>380093865
Not saying I believe this guy, but there are many things to be worked on in a game. Not everything is game development.
It is not like each building works on one thing either. So it is perfectly reasonable for different parts of different games to be worked on the same office.

>Starfield being memed into existence

Fucking Wow

>>380095418
>>380095320

>oh no i was caught being wrong
>that's okay i was only pretending to be retarded.

>>380095437
any proof, or you are a role playing faggot.

>>380095507
No the opposite, work has been keeping me away from /v/.

>>380094146
>I'm at home now, got sent home just a bit ago.
take a picture of your id
block out your name and shit

>>380094876
i said you are a faggot and a hack, lyin' todd.

Todd hasn't been in office for a couple of days because of spending time with his family and attending one of his kids graduations, story is bollocks - as if it wasn't obvious enough

>>380095332
We're helping out where we can. Still takes resources though.

>>380095429
No clue on the actual date. I just work on the package design and such.

Funny thing though, I think I just realized where the term "Starfield" came from...it's what the skill tree is going to be called in TES 6, since it consists of constellations. I cannot believe I didn't put two and two together before now.

>>380095418
>>380095320
>not being able to type a URL in and check another site for all of five seconds

i bet you also use facebook and google because you're too lazy to find other websites

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>>380093865
Most people at studios know about upcoming games and someone who does product layout would know the state of most games in the pipeline.

Thats just common sense

>>380093589
Prove it.
Also, how is Todd handling this? Is he pretty much being buttfucked by Zenimax and can't do a damn thing about it? Where does the true blame lie?

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>too busy with ESO, a game Bethesda does not develop

>>380093589
>tfw you're an actual employee there
>tfw everyone is actually just defeated and just does what they're told for a paycheck
>no firings
>no yelling
>just plugging along sluggishly waiting for the sweet release of death
>todd hasn't even been here all June and won't be until July.

kill yourself and stop lying.

>>380095332
Yeah, but that is the game development. There is the marketing and other minor background stuff that the publisher generally does.

>>380095934
> oh err guys, I just suddenly remembered something....
> believe me now.. gu-guys?

>newfags actually giving this shit (You)s
saged and hidden

dont believe this, but would love to see todd howard mad and screaming everywhere

>>380095934
>I think I just realized where the term "Starfield" came from...it's what the skill tree is going to be called in TES 6
wow, you mean just like skyrim? amazing

>>380093589
this is 100% fake because i know for a fact todd isnt at bethesda right now

>>380093589
Is there any chance of a new obsidian fallout?

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>>380093589
Based Todd

>>380096234
This sounds way more plausible

>>380093589
fuck of larper

>>380096489
why would you want another pile of pretentious shit?

>>380095934
Proof of your "identity" with timestamp or you're a dirty dan

>We're all too busy with ESO, Wolfenstein, and The Evil Within.

This is proves you are fake, Bethesda has nothing to do with ESO. It's Zenimax Online Studios that works on ESO.

>>380096160
>Prove it.

Not until I know whether I still have a job. Five of us got sent home from product design, so they won't be able to find out who I am unless I give them proof. If I get a call telling em that I'm done, I'll post proof. Until then, I won't risk it anymore than I already have.

>Also, how is Todd handling this?

He's having a fucking meltdown.

>Is he pretty much being buttfucked by Zenimax and can't do a damn thing about it? Where does the true blame lie?

I honestly never deal with anyone from Zenimax in person, so I couldn't say.

>>380093589
red dit spacing

>>380096234

this is the only post i'll believe in the thread

>>380096563
Why would I want a good Fallout game? Fuck I don't know.

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>>380093589
>ESO

NOT.

EVEN.

MADE.

BY BETHESDA.

>>380096660
Not until I know if I have been fired for sure.

>>380096403
Yeah, but I guess they were trying to copyright this name for it.

>>380096234
i believe you todd

>>380096926
>NV
>Good

Go to bed, Sawyer. MCA left you faggots for a reason.

ITT retards who don't know the difference between Bethesda softworks (The publisher of doom, dishonored, wolfenstine, TESO, etc) and Bethesda Game Studios (The developers of fallout/elderscrolls)

>>380097010
We do help though. I've designed some of the ads on the in-game store.

>>380097010

ZENIMAX

GET IT IN YOUR HEAD

ZENIMAX

>>380093589
>The negative response to last night's presentation has had a major effect on the studio.

Stop rehashing half-decade old games if you dont want people to hate you.

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>>380093589
>I work at Bethesda
>posts 0 proofs

>>380093589
this isnt how video game development works

>>380097156
>have to be involved with development to like a game
Sure sounds like summer in here.

weak that you would give this role playing faggot attention, /v/.

>>380096557
Shouldn't that be "olrper"?

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>>380093589
Calm ol' Todd down by playing him this nice, relaxing song.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Uj27kEUJw4

>>380097375
Hey. I'm bored.

>Starfield
meme is getting stale

>>380097182
>implying that hasn't been the majority of /v/ for years

I don't know if you noticed or not, but this is a really stupid board.

>>380097375
I need a laugh so I can stop crying over Half-Life.

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>>380093589
>The only problem is that, as far as I know, Starfield doesn't exist. No one I know has been working on it.

Perfect.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WNPD3_fMCPI

>>380093589
Todd is a manlet, just throw a sack over him or something

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>>380093589
I KNOW WHERE YOU WORK ASSHOLE!! I WILL FIND YOU!

>>380097872
He's actually jacked. Dude had weights in his office and is constantly lifting when he's not in a meeting.

>>380097872
>not a bucket

0/10

>>380095896
Starfield when?

>>380096234
starfield when?

>>380096403
yea because the elder scrolls astrology is a new concept

>>380096426
star field when?

>>380093589
I get that you're probably fake, but on the offchance you're not, what is the actual concept of Starfield besides "Elder Scrolls IN SPACE"?

>>380098458
realistically it should take at least four years and will be on the previous and next gen consoles.

hope you like graphics designed to run on older hardware with shaders and extra particle physics.

>>380098786
I was gonna say "use mods" but then I remembered.

>>380098728
There is no concept. None. My best guess is that it was going to be the official name of the skill tree in the next TES game and there was a leak.

I hope Starfield has another scalie bait race.

>>380099001
the starfield name was trademarked three years ago

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>>380093589
Todd is at his wife's son's middle school graduation

this is fake AND gay

>>380099183
And? TES crew is always working on shit and coming up with names and concepts. I guess Todd liked this one.

Fuck all of these tripfag shitters. Fucking redditors come here see theres LE WITTY no account names and go on a bender.

>>380099327
That was at 10:00 AM. He could theoretically be back by now.

>>380099454
what is "tripfagging," i have been on b for like 10 years and i still don't know

>>380097463
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Uj27kEUJw4
anon has really good voice lovin it

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>>380093589
WHERE THE FUCK IS STARFIELD YOU FUCKING COCK SUCKERS!!!!!????? NOW EVERYONE FUCKING HATES ME!!!!! WHY HAVENT YOU FUCKS BEEN MAKING STARFIELD?!?!?!

I DONT GIVE A SHIT IF THE GAME DOSENT EXIST!! MAKE A GOD DAMN TRAILER!

I can't believe that "leaker" spent multiple threads typing walls of text and answering questions for it all to be bullshit. That's dedication.

>>380103061
Todd stop with your bullshit, we know you are fucking mad right now, toddposters can feel it.
See >>380100695

>>380093589
go fuck yourself, I bet your that Salurad cuck

Can you at least post your proof?

This thread is a lie

>>380105183
Of course it is, but what else am I going to do with my time?

>>380093589
What's the angriest thing Todd has ever done

>>380093589
How much you get paid bruh?

>>380106137
They pay me in copies of Fallout 4

>>380095195
>buy you a pop
Ohio?

>>380093589
>"CEO screaming at ppl and running at the office"

For fuck sake... Kids... Just go to sleep.

How does this have so many replies? You people couldnt tell this shit was fake when he mentions working on ESO? That shit is made by Zenimax not Bethesda. How are so many of you this dumb?

And OP why would you put so much effort into this post, but not be smart enough to check if your information was correct?

Hey Bethesda guy, will season pass owners get any bonuses with the Creation Club?

Stop making SJW games you fucking faggots.

I hope you go broke.

>>380109463
No you wont. Creation Club is literally just another way to milk money from consumers along with the season pass

>>380093589
This >>380109184

Stop embarrassing yourself underage

>>380099428

why didnt todd antend e3?

>>380109485
I don't get this meme. What SJW games?

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>>380095195
>will buy you a pop
>Pop
Bethesda's HQ is in Rockville, Maryland. They don't say "pop" there. Good job fucking up your own post, you stupid liar.

>>380110760
The new Wolfenstein you literally work with black power communists to murder the KKK

>>380110826
Doesnt really mean anything. I live in Texas and have called it soda forever. That being said this thread is bullshit.

>>380110287
He was busy winning the Nobel Prize for best game designer.

>>380093589
Tell Todd or whoever to put Bitterman in Quake Champions and I'll buy 5 copies.

>>380110826
>"other"

MAY I INTEREST YOU IN A CARBONATED SOFT DRINK?

>>380095238
>Why the fuck did "larp" suddenly catch on as a term for pretending to be retarded?
>a term for pretending to be retarded?
Seems pretty self explanatory unless you're an autismo.

>>380093589
Post an image of your ID with the name and picture/number blotted out. Failing that, ANYTHING that proves you are who you are.

>>380113514
We just call them "soft drinks"

>>380113918
Well yeah I get it and yet I'm pretty sure the people who say it don't really get what they're saying.

>>380093589
THIS THREAD IS AUTO-SAGING

>Todd has been running around, screaming at us all day.
I dunno why but that image is intensely funny to me.

>>380094298
Dude, you may have just given away your fucking identity.

>>380095484
>he hasn't replied
Ha