PC Gaming Show E3 comfy thread
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YdR08gxzJXU
So far I'm only excited for XCOM how about you anons?
>Apologizing for a sensible tweet you made almost 4 years ago
This is our industry
>>380080597
What is /v/'s opinion on Greg 'Idra' Fields?
>We want the Minecraft Autists
>another shit graphics survival sim
YOU CAN DO ANYTHING
Worse than EA. There I said it.
>Bohemia presents: Minecraft
It's like someone tried to make the worst game possible
ok, some tomb raiding looks good
He actually owned up to his mistakes and realized that gamergate was a scam. If only gamergators realize that too.
>that framerate with those graphics
uh pcbros? explain?
>All these low-poly games
>No MML-style low poly game
>>380080597
i want tomarrythis alien
>literally saying YOU CAN DO ANYTHING
>>380081115
>This is our industry
>our industry
>it has the same map editor as arma 3
survival
crafting
What were the fucking tweets you guys
>>380081415
bohemia was always shit optimized
>>380080646
>another crafting open world game
Holy shit, all the games SUCK
>>380081521
Pro GG tweets in 2014
Reminder to keep it comfy
If you want to act like a ADHD riddled sperg go back to the sticky.
>build a 2000 dollar pc to play this stuff
Pc cucks everyone
>Ylands
>Pronounced islands instead of whylands
It's a minecraft game just like arma guys
Wish we could've gotten more info about Bannerlord and less about the shovelware.
>>380080597
Doesn't the XCOM expansion announcement make it the best PC Gaming Show yet?
>>380081647
don't worry, it's exactly what /v/ will call it
this is PC gaming
Cool to see more Battletech for all of five seconds.
>tfw console gamer right now
>you will never have to spend 1k+ for trash like these games
INDIANA J MINE CRAFT?
This is bad. This is really really bad.
Every day, everyone working on this game comes in and makes the conscious decision to continue work on this garbage. Day after day, week after week.
>>380080597
PC Gaming Show E3 nap* thread
Sony, ubisoft or Nintendo has to do absolutely nothing and they still win at not being this fucking boring
>Bohemia going after the "Babbies first Unity game" honeypot
Stick to your fucking milsims
I wanted more Sea of Thieves info.
Is it an MMO? How does the multiplayer work? What is the metagame? What can I do with my treasure? What's the port like? What is there to do besides hunt treasure? Is the pistol, the blumderbuss, and the sword the only weapons? How is the sword combat?
i'm starting to prefer just watching the trailers after the briefs
am I getting old? or is it that the quality is non-existant?
Can someone link the Xcom 2 reveal?
probably more fun than this shit
>>380081579
>Reminder to keep it comfy
How? This conference is beyond terrible and has no end in sight.
Oh hey, Klei
Klei is pretty based
The good
>Xcom2
>TW2
>Battletech
The bad
>Everything else
>No bannerlord release date
Why did they announce the Switch version of Sea of Thieves at the PC Conference?
Sonya kinda saving this shit show
>>380081463
that would required effort
I like klei
>>380081968
Don't worry. You just have to know that you can do anything.
wow its another 2d game
This girl looks like she wants to kill herself every time she says some variation of 'im so excited'
What did we do to deserve this?
>>380081843
The best games are AA and indie ones that don't show up at E3, that's true for consoles as well
>Griffland
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST
>this """art"""
how come these developers just keep using the same art style in all of their games?
QUICK
PostSonya
>>380081843
feels good
Is this borderlands prealpha?
>All these indie games
>Literally a flash tier game
top kek
looks good
but I want a new Mark of the Ninja
FUCK
it looks cool but why is the camera so fucking far away
>>380082294
Klei is like a dozen people, its the same artists.
Is it as bad as Beth or EA
>>380081843
PC has always been about multiplat retard
>>380082493
>a new Mark of the Ninja
ugh
god no
that game was even worse than splinter cell
More like the Indieshit gaming show
>>380082269
Pirating every single good PC exclusive.
I didn't watch because it seemed like shit, what did they say about Battletech? Is Paradox gonna ruin a game with DLC again?
>>380082551
yes
Waaaay too much VR shit.
They already talked about this esports shit.
Ok cdprojekt show cyberpunk now
>we got the idea from watching isis videos
>you can use your hands
Woah... Okay... I think I'm sold...
OH OH OH
TIME TO JUMP INTO SPACE
I left after Pokemon Harvest Moon and XCOM, what else happened?
>>380082593
my ass
>>380082720
NOTHING
>>380082728
it was a set of preconfigured puzzles based around "stealth" for you to figure out
no sense of danger, no sense of exploration
I'll stick to Thief, thank you very much
>>380082720
Five seconds of battletech. A lot Intel schilling. Bannerlord at glorious 20fps.
R I C O C H E T 2
in space no one can hear you meme
>Arab guy says something resembling "ISIS"
>Suddenly every chat message deleted.
holy shit its VR blitzball
>>380082720
total war warhammer 2
bannerlord
and battletech
>Blitzball
this is blitzball
Not the worst conference.
I'll play about half of the games shown.
>/v/ asks for low poly indie games rather than pixelshit
>Complain when they get it
>those Michael j fox hands
Tron-Sports?
>blitzball in space
ehhhhh
This conference has been awful
I can't believe how bad this looks.
Is this really what Intel chose as their showstopper?
>>380082902
man, you have to accept the game is pretty good
it doesn't have to the best stealth to be enjoyable
sorry, more Sonia
>ISIS space station
shit guys
>>380082873
>>380082916
>>380083018
Well, I'm happy that I missed nothing I'm interested in.
How long this lasting?
inb4
>too
Post yfw PC gaming in 2017
Excited for ooblets so far
Is it over now?
Get this fucking Intel robot outta here
>>380081091
Yeah FF7R is so good right
I guess you are from 2020?
what was the XCOM stuff?
Well its not as bad as the one from last year.
This dude looks like a cross between Tom Hanks and Chris Jericho
This girl could not be any less enthused to do this
>>380082659
They are leaving that announcement for when we have already bought the game.
TIRED OF SEEING GAMES?
HERE'S SOME ESPORTS!
>those people playing in their oculus
phahahaha
Enders Game wannabe
>>380083176
I wish I knew, its dragging worse than EA.
Why are they shilling this Echo game so fucking much?
IT'S FUCKING NOTHING
you'll never catch me wagglan like that in from of a camera i'll tell you that
>>380083184
holy shit they scaled to the most performant cpus
>>380083272
Ender's Game isn't something to strive to be
>>380083253
Can't wait for ruined games
>Even MORE intel shilling
>>380083112
I'll concede it wasn't the worst, but I still couldn't bring myself to finish it because it became way too repetitive for me to stick with it
fuck yeah sonya
Can we stop pretending VR is still a thing now.
ESPORTS
SO THIS.... IS THE POWER OF THE PC
>>380083291
They're trying to get some esports shit going.
>>380083238
I see a little bit of Kevin Bacon
I WANT ESPORTS TO FUCKING DIE JUST MAKE GAMES STOP WITH THIS ESPORTS ANGLE FOR FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKS SAKE
IM SO FUCKING MAD
>>380083291
To shill VR, and they're shilling VR to shill Intel CPUs.
>>380083184
>>380083246
She's terrible. What hole did they dig her out of? She had to put on 5 pounds of makeup to even look halfway pretty.
>>380083225
Expansion
>THUD
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
this entire e3 summed. up in one simple moment
>>380083184
Xcom 2 looks like total dogshit.
Everyone with half a brain will buy phoenix point.
>>380083382
the movie was dog shit, the books were great though. especially beans story
>>380083445
i feel you my man
This game looks like that shit movie, The Renders Games or something, can't remember.
>>380083356
Are ya winnin son?
BAZINGOOOO
manlette incoming
BLESZINSKI
This game is going to flop
Remember, the enemy's goal is down.
>the state of PC GAMING
VR needs to take a fucking break for 5 years for the technology to mature.
BLEZINSKI
>>380083407
Sonia over, back to discussion
play on hard, boi
the last levels are pretty vicious, because you can't see shit
it gets really good
Fuck Cliffy B
>PC gaming
i'm so glad i'm getting a ps4
These are the most soulless, and uninterested hosters and guests I've ever seen. Only sleepy eyed host is showing ANY kind of passion
Cliff Blezinski is a fucking faggot and I hope his game fails.
Sony literally always wins because their fans are the best at plugging their ears and yelling the loudest
Cliff Manletski
Manlet Jewinsky
>>380083512
But that's old news. Any details?
>>380083184
MS conference saved PC gaming. Everything is also on W10.
Giving PC users no reason to buy a Xbonx is nice.
>>380083184
>>380083184
Who's that grill? She looks cute from the front but ugly and fat when she turns her head, it's really amazing
CLIFF BLAZINGA
LITERALLY WHO
Oh it's this douchebag.
>cliff i literally tried to make a zombie game in 2016 blezinski
BAZINSKI
>>380083445
>copypasta
>Cliffy B presents Cliffy B's Lawbreakers
Stillborn 2.0?
Whoa cliffy b starts to look more and more like a midget bam magera.
>>380083541
Im gonna buy both, and Xenonauts too. You literally could feed me shit in an XCOM shaped package and Id get a copy.
>Cliff Bloatzinski
>>380083751
Cliffy B
>buy to play
lel no thank you
>>380083184
>>380083742
Cliff Blezinski
>>380083682
Sony doesn't have fans, they have drones.
XBONE REKTED
>We'll make it cheap because nobody will buy this
cliffy bullshit
>Conference is patch notes now
BASED CLIFFY B
>no 60 dollar multiplayer only bullshit
>>380083632
BLESZINSKI BLING?
Has he turned gay, or just taken his duchebaggery to another level?
>DO A THING
I'm going to poison myself
do you guys think these people do drugs before coming up on stage?
>Please clap
DUUUUUUUDE I SAID SHIT IM PRETTY COOL HUH
I hope Cliffy B gets murdered.
this is a fucking mess
"DO A THING!"
This show just needs to die.
>can't be in beta forever
that's where you're wrong kiddo
cliffy runs his tongue like there's no tomorrow
the last time he was up with the pope, the guy did the same
2 minutes straight of: 'nerf balancing campaign new this that yeah community its good play the game niggers'
cliff may be a faggot but atleast he pretends to care.
>MORE ESPORTS SHIT
ADSFJKADHSFSKLFJGHADSKFJHAJKSDFHDKSWURFHZDFRKOSADFHKJSDHFJKSHDKFH
SPLIFF BLAZINSKI
>>380083184
>mandatory esports grill even in an advertisement
>none of this $60 multiplayer only bullshit
ROASTED
LITERALLY SHAKING
>AUDIENCE GO
>DO SOMETHING!
I WAS LITERALLY SHAKING
>We want the esports audience
END THIS SHIT
LoL, Dota and CSGO are the only sports which genuinely have an esports audience. The rest are trying too hard and will never catch on.
>Well if you haven't had the opportunity to see the game yet
>Let's show some people talk about how they played the game instead of showing gameplay footage
Why does this keep happening? What the fuck is wrong with E3 this year?
literally shaking right now
>Literally from every angle
Thats hot.
I'm shaking
Yikes cliffy baringo is a real dick
PHANTASY MY BOY
I'M LITERALLY SHAKING
>bricky
please for god sake tell me he doesnt actually think that name is cool
NO 60 DOLLAR BULLSHIT FOR MULTIPLAYER ONLY
>>380083657
I played on hard for like over 10 levels
something happened and then I had to return to earlier stages if I remember correctly
that's when I dropped out
>yfw this turns out to be the next quake
It requires a lot of vision, huh
LITERALLY SHAKING
>>380083985
Requesting source
I'M LITERALLY SHAKING
please end
We want that sweet, sweet Overwatch money
>Skill required
It's DOA.
L I T E R A L L Y
DOA
>tank
>healer
>dps
oh it's retarded
I'm so tired of this stupid esports shit.
Jesus christ.
Remember that this is the comfy thread. Go back to the sticky if you want to shitpost.
>>380082593
What's wrong with Splinter Cell?
>LITERALLY
Lawbreakers looks pretty legit. Anyone in the beta love/hate it?
>>380084256
It looks better than Quake Champions at least.
>I'M LITRILLIE UNDER THE MAP
STOP
FUCKING STOP
Post em
>>380084271
get in there bros
GET IN
>GET IN
GET IN
>GET IN
GET IN
>GET IN
>>380084306
This. If it's not as easy as overwatch, it's not going to sell.
When will they learn that esports only works for a handful of games?
fucking sick of this twitch streaming esport bullshit crap
>>380084159
E3 has been about streamers now, not the game.
I want to buy Chris Bellini's game!
It's like a game with years of powercreep on day 1, whoa
this game looks pretty good
Makes Overwatch look like fucking Plants Vs Zombies
Looks like a faster Overwatch
Looks alright but it will probably die super fast
Shaking WoOOOO
>Xcom 2's expansion will have even more boss characters
After Alien Hunters, I'm not sure that's a good idea
poor girl i'm gonna save her from that sad shilling life
BALLIN
>that ballin intel PC
really? can you at least read the line properly?
>>380084334
yes I was optimistic until he said that
THIS BALLIN INTEL PC IS STILL UP FOR GRABZ
>>380084453
>Microsoft still no games
What about those 42 games featured?
>fuck $60 for bullshit
>heres $30 of bullshit
>>380081115
escuuuse me Todd
>thankless role
healers don't need to be coddled for doing their job, fucking everyone gets a trophy bullshit
>>380084375
same railroady bullshit, but I'll be fair and say that I only played the first one. But the experience turned me off the series hard enough to never take a 2nd look.
>>380084253
I remember the thing you are talking about
the first levels are just like a walking sim... everything is pretty much laid out and you just use the traps or whatever
then it gets better in the way you are totally free, and you can approach the thing the way you want
then swat appears and raids the level, and that is when I was hooked
I 100% the thing like a mofo
>>380084256
>>380084417
I've been in the beta since 2015 when it first launched and it was originally gonna be f2p. It's gotten a lot faster and a lot more defined, it knows what it wants to be. I'm not a fan of the price point but I mean, that's their perogative. I won't be buying it.
BALLIN
>I THINK IN CAN SONYA
I legitimately like this guy
>Fire Emblem clone
Oh god.
>>380084461
If I wanted this distilled cancer I would just open the sticky
LOL CRYSIS JUST US GAMERS
GET UP
What multiplayer only games are $60?
that actually looked quite fun
BAAAAALLINNNN PC man quit girl got game
>>380084425
THIS
We need to put shock collars on people until they learn to not use this word ever.
>Chucklefucks
advance wars?
>>380084119
>Furry Wars
Just what I wanted.
ignoring the e-sports pushing, looks fun!
>Chucklenuts
Oh I thought this was a Switch exclusive.
LITERALLY ADVANCE WARS
>stardew valleys new game
what the fuck? Didnt they promise multiplayer? faggots
Wth is this handheld shit
oh this looks shit thanks chucklefish always at the forefront of making garbage
So that's where the new Advance Wars went.
>ADVANCE WARS: MEDIEVAL EDITION
ADVANCE WARS: MEDIEVAL EDITION
>ADVANCE WARS: MEDIEVAL EDITION
ADVANCE WARS: MEDIEVAL EDITION
>ADVANCE WARS: MEDIEVAL EDITION
ADVANCE WARS: MEDIEVAL EDITION
>ADVANCE WARS: MEDIEVAL EDITION
ADVANCE WARS: MEDIEVAL EDITION
>ADVANCE WARS: MEDIEVAL EDITION
ADVANCE WARS: MEDIEVAL EDITION
>ADVANCE WARS: MEDIEVAL EDITION
ADVANCE WARS: MEDIEVAL EDITION
>ADVANCE WARS: MEDIEVAL EDITION
ADVANCE WARS: MEDIEVAL EDITION
>ADVANCE WARS: MEDIEVAL EDITION
ADVANCE WARS: MEDIEVAL EDITION
>ADVANCE WARS: MEDIEVAL EDITION
ADVANCE WARS: MEDIEVAL EDITION
>expect memes
>games looks really good and fast
Fuck
ADVANCED WARS MAGICA BOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
Well this actually looks pretty decent aside from it being a japanese game with the cute waifus replaced by horrible tumblr faces
>PC gaming 2017
Looks like fucking game boy advance
>Rip off Harvest Moon
>Now rip off Advance war
THEY CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS
>>380084708
call of doty
woooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh
>from devs of starbound
Do those fucks have no shame?
>Those portraits
Already played advanced wars. Next.
>>380084657
tfw bethesda and pc show are so bad I lost all motivation to even fill out my e3 card anymore
>Fire emblem ripoff by chucklefuck
>Chuckle "Take a game concept and make it worse" Fish
wow
>>380084769
with shittier pixel art
This is what it all lead up to. This is the real power of PC gaming
How will consoles ever compete?
I like the concept. But that artstyle is Tumblr as fuck.
>PC gets a new Advance Wars before Switch
NINTENDO IS FUCKING FINISHED
TUMBLR WARS NOW ON YOUR BALLIN PC
>>380084926
advance wars ripoff* retard
PROGRESSION WARS
nice tumblr nose cast
>>380084868
Literally a GBA game
What did she mean by this?
>tumblr emblem
>>380084453
Still waiting for the end for final grade.
>Tumblr nose
Ugggghhhh
>>380084283
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Advanced Wars but with none of the charm or anything that made those good.
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Im just tuning in
Cam I get a rundown on what I missed?
Fire Emblem is coming PC!
based Nintendo! SONY fags on suicide watch!
>>380084639
fair enough, but I'll let you know that I fucking hate it when games treat half their game as a tutorial where you need to solve the next 5 puzzles with precisely new power you just acquired
Maybe if I'm really bored I might give it another try sometime in the future
>$29.99, none of that $60 multiplayer bullshit
Yet Titanfall 2 is cheaper and much better
>Muh e-sports
>>380084774
The dev is still on his game, chucklefish are predatory publushers that fuck over indie devs like the risk of rain guys, the only game cf actually made was starbound.
tonite Gabe Newell reveals new game during the Sony brief
post yfwit's VR
>>380084957
>before
No, it's both on Switch and PC
>Not jprg but without waifu
DOA
WHO /DAY1BUY/
/DAY 1 BUY/
>/DAY 1 BUY/
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>>380084868
>I bought a $5000 PC to play a Gameboy game
>>380081843
>tfw you have all these games + all the console games
>>380085007
We'll get portrait mods like stardew
WarGroove looked alright
>>380085056
nothing
>>380084774
Chucklefuck just published Stardew
The alone guy who made Stardew has nothing to do with this new titles
Also does anyone else thing the left and right transition is really jarring? Could be good with ranged characters but it looked bad
Inspiration=ripoff
Hopefully people mod out those shitty Tumblr faces in the PC version
>LITERALLY RIPPING OFF GAMEBOY ADVANCE GAMES
PC GAMING EVERYONE
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
>>380084868
Fuck that's literally 4K af
>not even a new trailer
cant wait to spend hours playing advance wars on my i7 6700k and GTX 1070 boy this is sure what i have a PC for to run horribly outdated graphics
>doris
why does this bitch have a 50s name?
>>380085052
Maybe you need to go back, fuckboi
>>380085123
titanfall 2 is dead as shit though. Not that lawbreakers will be good or alive, but don't try to get people to buy into titanfall 2 when all of it's game modes except attrition are empty.
>>380084957
ITS ALREADY ON 3DS DUDE.
>>380085123
titanfall 2 is shit, titans are a boring gimmick and i'd much rather play a real arena shooter
this is shit.
>>380085026
>Head in Toilet Bowl Baptism
>cute boy
>opens mouth
>limey bongspeak ekes out
Fuckkk send them back
>this accent
Okay, I'm diamonds.
>>380085131
Gabe only cares about Sous Vide.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d3d4Mlk8O9g
Tattoo
>>380085198
Sigh
>>380085241
sony ripoff hollywood movies
Post dickstatus
God this is fucking boring
AMD!
what kind of accent does she have
>>380085241
it showed up originally on a Nintendo direct you retard
>>380085026
Thank you
Why aren't the pixels being rendered actual size
I want Advanced Wars where the entire screen is the map
>>380085248
you'd be lucky if there's 4000 pixel total in that pic...
>>380085319
>>380085335
this is why i come here
>make lake
>put bridges
>everyone could easily go around anyway
>>380084403
Overwatch ability bullshit slapped on when it's not needed. Not sure Lawbreakers will really stand out with Quake Champions doing the exact same.
Why can't there be one shooter without Hero bullshit.
>rpgmaker advanced firemblem wars
3 ripoffs at once they can't be stopped!!!
This doesn't look too bad, I'll probably play itif it's under 10 dollars
>>380085241
>Literally showing PC exclusives during Microsoft and Sony E3 shows every year
>Games weve had for years and have mods for that we dont need to spend shillbux on
Mmmmk
>>380085364
I'm so bored watching a conference I hurried up to get to that I am now learning how to cook a steak differently during it.
>advanced tools
BLATANT
>>380085084
just thinking about it makes me want to play again
have you ever played Monaco? that is some weird stealth that I really enjoyed
def one of my favs
>Fun looking Advance Wars game on the PC, with mod support, map making and a fucking campaign editor
>All /v/ can do is cry tumblr and whine
This place really is dead.
>>380084930
Oh shit, fillet-o-fish is back in town? Didn't he quit game devopment like twice already?
Advance Wars was great for a GBA game but having to show this on a E3 PC gaming conference in 2017 is ridiculous.
What the fuck is this EXACTLY advanced wars.
How the fuck is this allowed?
>>380085434
ahahah you're right. those cheeky bastards have AMD config center opened in the taskbar
the madmen!!
>>380085606
Wrong fish
>Figure I'll stay up after the Pre Pre Show and watch the PC panel
What a fucking mistake
>>380085598
>Monaco
I heard it's really multiplayer focused and I don't buy games from steam
also for pixel art it looked pretty shit..
>>380085408
semihard
This is actually the best game shown
it's simpur
>>380085605
>On PC
A. Its already on 3DS
B. Its coming to switch next month.
T-THEY CAN'T GET AWAY WITH THIS
Might have a wank instead lads, only up to the isis game
>map editors
We can't be bothered so you make the game for yourself.
lmao he practically kicked them out
The power of the PC is too much
>>380085531
They just keep doing it. Their last games were also ripoffs.
>>380082720
>Pokemon Harvest Moon
what did i miss ?
It's not like IS will be making a new Advance Warsuntil they implement waifus
WE'VE ALREADY SEEN THIS SHIT
>>380085779
>shitting on map editors
literally the worst post in this thread
All shit aside, I'm always down for more Advance Wars so why not.
>Shadow of War
PC Gaming Show is saved if they show more Bruce
>>380085662
Devilish.
>>380085750
Whats your point? Fuck off with your exclusive shit, console war baby.
>>380085779
to be fair companies can never make a properly balanced map. This is a good thing.
>>380085740
It was pretty great when I played it over a decade ago on the gameboy.
>>380085739
Same. If I drink too much and hold it in instead of going to the bathroom my dick gets hard as a way to prevent pissing myself.
>>380085437
Spanish. She's Spanish/English.
>KOTAKU
END IT EEEEEND IT
>>380085779
>>map editors are bad now
is this the state of /v/ these days?
holy shit this is sad
wait did he correct his posture?
>>380083689
New aliums, 3 factions fighting advent that hate each other, and it looks like the commander got put back in the tube
why do these hosts try so hard to make people clap and laugh?
This shit is so fucking boring
>>380085783
He was probably told to, they have to keep to a schedule.
>>380085849
Its nice to see the editor in action though.
>Shadow or Boredom
No thanks
>>380086040
I mean shadow of mordor
>Nobody laughing at his jokes
>>380086002
Welcome to PC gaming
Lorefucker: The Game: The Sequel -extralorefucked- Edition
>>380085929
>my dick gets hard as a way to prevent pissing myself.
that's your swollen bladder putting pressure on your prostate
>>380085919
That its not new, and its already old,. you're getting scraps and excited about it.
before the nintendo faggots go off about something ripping off botw, time slowing down while aiming the bow was in the first shadow of mordor
>>380085364
this man knows no limit
the question is, is he natty?
>nemesis system
>its not identical filler if we use a slightly different name on the enemy with the same voice
Is Cd Projekt Red gonna be here lads
>>380085834
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EeRuBoO-HmE
New game from Double Fine.
High potential.
kill me
death can't be worse than watching this
What's the release date on Wargroove PC edition?
>>380086161
>I WENT BACK
>TO SUBSHACK
>Advance Was without the charm
LOL DUDE FANTASY INSTEAD OF ANY OTHER INTERESTING SETTING!
>More Shadow of War shit
I hate being part of the small group who thought the first game was grindy, Ubisoft tier open world shit with a dumb nemisis gimmick that got old before you even get to the second map.
Hate seeing 30 minutes of every damn show being dedicated to this shitty game.
>>380086158
B-B-B-BUT BREATH OF THE WILD SAVED VIDYA
Guys its over. 10:00-11:30
Its 11:34 now, you're watching post show garbage.
This has been the worst conference yet.
When is ubisoft?
>>380085929
i don't need to pee tho, i'm sitting with hand down my pants
>>380086158
literally no one thinks that slow motion was invented by BOTW you fucking retard
I'm tired of in-engine "cutscenes"
If you're going to force me to watch some cutscene and interrupt gameplay, can you at least take the effort to animate something that looks nice?
>>380086165
No. They have nothing to announce but Cyberpunk, and it's probably not ready. Besides, if I saw the format of this shitshow I'd just go announce it at Sony or something.
>>380086165
Heard Cyberpunk got delayed so probably not, they might show up again to show off Gwent though.
>>380083713
A million times THIS
>>380085723
well it is class based
the thing is, the game is deep as fuck, once you start playing it seriously
I posted a thread about stealth games about 2 weeks ago, and people recommended a bunch of titles
there is a lot of stealth bros here, but they are hiding, ofc
Fucking hell
We get the honour of watching a fucking cutscene
>2 Minutes cinematic
No fuck
WHEN IS BORDERLANDS 3????????
Will Sony have it?
>>>>>>>>>premier trailer for dlc to a game that isnt out
>she's the BLADE of GALADRIEL
just fuck my lore up
>>380086363
1 hour 30 minutes
>>380086405
It's ok, we'll get a leak if they don't pay up
>Tolkienfags crying
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>No Bruce
>instead we get to see some vapid whore
>>380086346
it didn't have the memehype but it showed more good games than any of the previous one
Just because you don't like strategy games doesn't mean they're bad.
>>380086346
Agreed.
>>380085493
there is 2067364 pixels in that pic
>talking about DLC before the game is out
but why tho
The writing is already shit
>>380086501
You just hate a STRONG woman. Can't handle it can you? Well sweetie, I got news for you, we are here to stay!
>>380086132
Neat
>>380086501
Explain to someone who doesn't know the role
>>380084856
To be fair, Intelligent Systems doesn't want to make Advance Wars anymore, so may as well get someone else to do it.
Who is this Mary Sue?
Is this shit over yet
>>380086363
mr caffeine hype
how bout some gameplay?
>>380086501
Considering Tolkien himself stated that any Elf that chooses to not cross over and remain as a spirit becomes a horrible horrible evil wraith no matter what, I don't think lore is that important.
>>380086708
"She's the ASSASSIN of Aphrodite!"
Why does she have the face structure of a man?
Anything not linked to the 3 films is shit really
>>380084868
fuck off, chucklefish dudes are actually smart. they listen to gamers and give us what we want
>harvest moon on PC when?
Stardew Valley
>Advance Wars sequel? Nintendo pleeeeeeasssee
New game
fuck off
>>380086346
Did you not watch the Bethesda conference? This one at least has more than one game that isn't already out.
Nice cutscene but where is game?
Should I play Shadow of Mordor?
inb4 halo
>>380086803
Because it would be sexist to look feminine.
>One final game
FUCKING FINALLY
God almighty, british accents are like sand paper in my ears
>TRY TO KEEP UP
UUUUGGGGGHHHHHHHRRRRGRH
>unnamed game from MS
>implying they wouldn't have shown that during their XXX conference
What could the mystery game be??
HEYLOW
>>380080597
I like this assassin. I really want the MC to pinch her ass
the qt game is not pretty high this year
I thought EA was winning with that brown star wars semen demon, but Sonia is the real QT here
is ubisoft going to bring another qt, now that girlwood is not coming?
>380086346
Beats out EA's sports conference and Bethesda for the paid mod dick punch.
>incoming That's it?
>>380086382
Some faggots were crying about the latest Assassin's Creed taking it from Zelda.
>>380086780
I still don't understand
>>380085493
>4000 pixels
>1916x1079
no
Halo Wars on PC?
>Started the first SoM
>got bored when you are trailing Gollum in a cave full of dogs
It gets better?
MEMBER ZORK?
NOT-HALO
>>380086346
No doubt.
This is the worst shit ever.
>>380086825
This.
Good post.
Not that you can't emulate those Nintendo games, though.
>>380086867
Its obviously going to be PC exclusive, they wouldn't show that during the XboneXOX show.
>COMMAND AND CONQUER SERIES
>...
>>380086808
>Anything not linked to the 3 films is shit really
The 3 films are shit too.
>>380086825
Why not make an Advance Wars game with actual graphics, huh?
WOLOLO
>>380086957
Halo Wars got ported months ago.
WOLOLOLOLOLO
WOLOLOLO
>proudly presents
Age of Empires?
PC FUCKING WON
>>380086825
chucklefuck published stardew, they lure in indies saying it will be easier to get noticed and on steam then just make a blog post while collecting their cut
WE AGE OF EMPIRES 4 BOIS
SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT
wololo
>>380086961
actually, yes.
The game is an orc politics simulator, you didn't even get to the meat of the game
>Microsoft announcing a new game at PC conference
Nigga what?
HOLY SHIT
WE
>remastered
oh
>DEFINITIVE EDITION
It's a fucking remaster.
better not be a remake or remaster
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
HOLY FUCKIGN CHRIST IS THIS AOE4
Who fucking cares
We already have this
>ZOOM TECHNOLOGY
Oh my
WOLOLO in 4k
>World exclusive
What the fuck does that even mean?
NO FUCKING WAYYYYYYYYY WOLOLOLO
>>380086865
its all anybody fucking uses for generic fantasy.
were all sick of it
>AOE
wew
>>380086953
What sort of mythology are you into.
Imagine of Athena had someone dedicated to committing genocide, that's basically how retarded it is.
Imagine if Odin said "wow vikings are gay lemme just hire this samurai to go murder all vikings"
WE
>Its a fucking remaster
Yeah okay cool but make a new one you hack frauds.
ahahahahaha
What a terrible year for video games. Oh well.
>remaster
It's fucking nothing
>No Valve
I wish I could say I was surprised
NEW AGE OF EMPIRES?
Yeah just milk it more why not
>>380086956
I was obviously referring to the actual cubes in the pic used to build the sprites and not the actual number of pixels
WOLOLO MY DUDES
PC IS SAVED
>4k remastered AoE1 with zoom out and updated mechanics
Okay, you've got me Microsoft. You win this time.
Why not just make Age of Empires 4?
Was Age of Empires 3 that bad?
>>380086718
They said they're interested, but they want to add relationships.
http://nintendoeverything.com/nintendo-and-intelligent-systems-have-interest-in-making-a-new-advance-wars/
>“Personally, I’d love to do Advance Wars, but since it’s harder to create relationships between its characters compared to Fire Emblem, I don’t have a clear idea of what kind of setting it could have.” – Yamagami
> “The Advance Wars series is one that I personally have a lot of interest in. I hear some of the staff here saying that they want to make one too, so if we have a chance it’s something I’d like to do!” – Higuchi
>>380087205
IT LOOKS LIKE SHIT
BUT NOW IT LOOKS LIKE SHIT IN 4K
GIVE US MONEY
>its a remake
>when there is already a fucking remake
why
Can't they just make a completely new RTS? I mean the engine looks good.
>literally a remake
WE ALREADY HAVE A REMAKE
>remaster
>new New NEW Age of empires
a joke
IT'S OVER PC WON E3!!
Thank you microsoft!
>>380087238
It means this is the first time it's been announced anywhere.
> new age of empires?
> remastered
just shoot me
>>380087238
EXCLUSIVE
why not make AoE4
if they removed the cheat codes I'm raping their cat
>>380087238
We are the fist planet in the solar system to get the trailer
>Remaster
Still okay
>Age of Empires
>Xbox Live
???
???
>Windows 10
Oh please god no.
Please no.
>>380087286
I never expected it in the first place
>Definitive
I mean... Okay, I guess.
AOE2 HD shits all over it though, it's still getting expacks, even.
>rehash
I fucking hate this meme
>tfw the age of empires theme music still gives me chills
That's a pleasant suprise
>WORLD EXCLUSIVE
Okay this remaster meme has gone far enough. Stop making the same fucking games from 20 years ago you shitheads.
wow I cant wait to replay the worst game in the series
actually got me fucking excited, damn FRAUDS, STOP REMAKING THE GAME AND JUST MAKE A NEW ONE YOU FUCKS
>Kids ITT not recognising AoE1
>>380087286
Why would Valve be there? This is a PC gaming conference, not a "let's talk about how much money we have and how stupid our users are" conference.
>>380087520
of all the games from 1997, you choose this?
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>microshit's face when
>>380087343
>Was Age of Empires 3 that bad
Yes.
>REMASTER
FUUUUUUUUUUCK
MAKE A NEW GAME DAMMIT FOR FUCKS SAKE
Isn't there already an HD Age of Empires though?
I've not played the game in years.
>>380087116
Yup ,the Risk of Rain devs mentioned it was a horrible deal in the end. Chucklefuck were trimming 30% off the top for doing literally nothing.
>Oh shit it's AGE OF EMPIRE...
>Remaster
oh well
How many more AoE remasters and HD ultra 4k editions will there be?
>>380087343
>Was Age of Empires 3 that bad?
yes
YOU MOTHERFUCKING SHITCUNTS, FIRST YOU GET ME ALL WOLOLO AND THEN IT TURNS OUT TO BE JUST A FUCKING REMASTER REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>380087221
The lack of hole technology is concerning
Does he not know about pirates?
>thinks its a new AoE game
>remaster
PLS
Gaming going the Hollywood route
Nothing but sequels and remakes
>nobody has been able to play these games in years!
I FUCKING HAVE IT ON STEAM RIGHT THE FUCK NOW FUCK YOU
>>380087356
>they want to add relationships
dropped
>TFW you still have a drive
This kind of RTS doesn't work today. CoH2 squads instead of individual units or BUST
NEW THREAD
>>380087536
>>380087536
aoe1 was fucking hard as balls at times.
maybe they'll add hero units this time
We already have AoE 2 Remastered, these fuck heads are literally doing this backwards.
>>380087252
I forgot who Galadriel was, but all I know from her is what the movies tell us.
>Imagine of Athena had someone dedicated to committing genocide
Well Athena is a goddesses of war, but you are right that sounds more like something Ares would do.
What's with all the remasters recently? Is gaming on its last legs?
>>380087764
why not just bind a group of 5 to a key and there you go you have a squad
>>380087659
That was AoE2
PC GAMER SHOW IS A JOKE
rehash refresh reboot remake remaster re- fucking enough already!
>>380087343
>>380087643
>instead of Age of Empires 4 we'll get an AoE3 remaster next
>mfw
>>380083184
Sony always wins babe
>>380087901
We six feet unda nigga
>20 years of Age of Empires
fuck i'm old
>>380087343
>>380087709
Age of empires 3 was pretty decent though
>it's a beta
>for age of empires
>remake
>xbox live matchmaking
Why does god allow such evil
went to take a long shit, did I miss anything good?
Wow this was a shit show.
Almost as bad as EA.
At least Bethesda's was short.
I unironically think this was the best conference so far
PC WOOOOOOOON
That fucking sucked
Nothing of value whatsoever
And I say that as a PC only guy
>>380088310
why, lad?
Sonia?
Good lord
The pc conference is always the buttjoke of e3
>>380088310
This is the special olympics of E3's
Probably my favorite conference so far with the amount of games they announced that I was interested in.
>>380087901
this is the kind of game you SHOULD be remastering though. you can't fucking buy age of empires online. heck last time i tried playing my disk versions of AOE2 the colours were all wrong.
the remasters you should be complaining about are the ones of games that came out like 5 years ago. this is more of a ressurection than a remaster.
>>380087954
Ai is different with squads but I don't really think it's needed for games taking place before the industrial revolution.
>>380087991
Literally no one would ever pay for an aoe3 remaster
>>380088310
Not like the other ones were hard to beat
WAS THAT A WALLET CHAIN I JUST SAW
OH BABY
>>380088310
I agree. It was shit, but it didn't stink as badly as the last two shits
>>380088663
with balance and maybe some gameplay tweaks fuck yeah I would
>>380088484
I like Day9 a lot and Ooblets, Law Breakers, and the Advanced War clone look good
>>380087901
AoE 1 deserves a remaster. It's a fantastic game held back only by pure age.
>well see you next year
or not
the reason /v/ will hate the pc gaming show is because it showed games.
the reason /v/ will love the sony show is because it will show movies.
at least Nintendo won't be the worst this year
>>380088936
this
but also, this shit was tooo dam slow
Sonia saved the shitshow, though
>>380088986
If nintendo has one single video game worth playing then they'll at least be in the top half
>>380088310
no, all of them are shit but ea has had the best one so far