You and anyone who views this thread gets transported into the world of Zelda: Ocarina of Time with only your clothes on your back and no special abilities. The only way to get out is to beat Ganon.
>>380079897
why would i want to get out
>>380080263
I'd thought that'd be obvious.
No technology, monsters everywhere, the only city has been trashed by Ganon, redeads
>>380081086
you didn't say adult timeline
>>380079897
Warn the king, twilight princess timeline. Dead before Ganon gets back.
>why would the king listen you you?
I, like most people who've played this dozens of times, literally know everything in this universe. Their names, their locations, everything.
>>380081564
They would chalk you out for being a crazy stalker.
>>380081161
He's right you know.
So you're letting me finally find out what's beyond OoT Hyrule borders. Thanks OP!
Is it the polygonal game world or the "canon" approximation?
>>380082125
I'd know shit you couldn't know from mere stalking though, like the legends sheik tells you, the songs, locations of mythic artifacts. Heck, thanks to Skyward Sword we'd know about the entire history of the royal family, which is apparently lost among the common folk.
>>380082125
Just say you're a prophet. Get some robes and crap and arrange a script before-hand. If push comes to shove, sneak in to the castle.
i'd rape the shit out of malon\even though she probly smells like cow poo
>>380083524
>tfw no going into games machine
>>380083218
We're Chrono Triggering this, then? Works for me.
I would make panflets with memes and spread them throughout hyrule and become a god among men, even ganondorf would kneel down to my wisdom. Then I fuck zelda and steal the triforce from her
>>380084809
pamphlets
We would probably end up splitting between the rapists and the moralfags protecting the little girls from them.
>>380082924
This. Do gameplay mechanics apply to us? If we entered a building would we just be in a dark void for a few seconds until the inside of the building materialized for us?
>>380084723
I was about to make that reference anon
Unlike Magus however we can't show off with magic so we will probably be dismissed
>>380086515
well, we'd be able to get Din's fire at least. Thats pretty impressive. We'd just need an ocarina.