>e3 2018 >Xbox One X isn't selling so hot >only

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>e3 2018
>Xbox One X isn't selling so hot
>only a few hundred thousand units moved
>really unpopular on 4chan
>Microsoft needs a new selling point
>host livestream Friday before e3 so its before the weekend
>Phil Spencer comes on stage
>shows off a couple indie games
>audience reaction is apathetic, not what they came for, like usual
>20 minutes in
>"and now we would like to announce our new partner, pornhub"
>audience clamors in confusion and shock
>CEO of MindGeek, parent company of pornhub, steps on stage
>announces partnership with Microsoft to bring a pornhub app to the xbox one
>Xbox one s supports 4k porn viewing
>Xbox One X supports that and VR porn
>pornhub also announces they will be working with Xbox game devs to make porn of their grill protagonists
>pornhub app launches that night
>system sells out over the weekend
sales surpass PS4 Pro by the end of the year
>shitposting on /v/ slows due to neckbeards using their new console for fapping and gaming