If you and other anons from /v/were transported into the world

Does every anon get a FLUDD or do we have to share one?

I think this would be an easier game to complete than 64, due to FLUDD.

>FLUDD
Well considering that takes out a sizable portion of the platforming and such, I could probably get 40+.

>>380064159
0. I would be too busy having me some Pianta pusy.

I'd be too busy trying to find a yoshi to fuck.

>>380064159
the only ones that would be an issue are those pure platforming levels in the weird dimensions. Everything else was easy thanks to fludd

>>380064159
I cannot run, jump, or climb like Mario can, nor can I fall several stories without taking fall damage. I honestly don't think I could get a single shine.

I'd be too busy trying to help them reform their legal system

>>380065430
XD

>>380065398
well hold on there's still the volcano, is imagine being that close to lava even in some weird boat thing would be extremely uncomfortable. on that note there's the one where the whole village is on fire. plus I can't imagine falling down a giant pachinko machine would feel great

>>380065030
This. I bet those pink lady Piantas have huge tits under those coconut shells.

>>380064159
i'll take the rocket nozzle and launch my self 100 meters in the air and splatter myself all over the ground.

>>380064159
With /k/ and /g/ crossboarders we could probably take over the Mario universe if we wanted to.

I'm fat and out of shape so none, maybe a couple of the really easy ones.

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>literally everyone gets a FLUDD
>everyone gets a Hover, meaning platforming isn't a problem
>don't have to worry about running out of water, since we can just refill each other
Practically impossible to lose, as long as we avoid the Secret missions

>>380064159
Do we die if we die, or are there lives?

>>380068339
>everyone gets a Hover, meaning platforming isn't a problem
Mario is a small guy, I doubt most of us are under the weight limit to even hover much less ascend.

>>380068873
speak for yourself, fat cunt.

>>380065413
The first shine in the game is just collecting FLUDD and then spraying the pain monster that hardly even attacks you. I think anyone that isn't mentally deficient could get at least one.

>>380064159
Actually when I was a kid I used to play Mario games and barely jump in them to try and act like what it would be like if I tried to do it myself. I think I'll go do that in Sunshine now for some good old nostalgia.

I would never go to Pianta village

Ever

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I'd get one.
Repeatedly.

0, because nobody remembers that FLUDD must be pumped by hand hard enough to generate a constant stream
>Implying most anons could do more than a few awkward pumps before feeling their jerky biceps protest