You guys are all looking at this wrong. Instead of complaining about being Jewed, one must outJew the Jew.
Console players are so fucking retarded that they will eat this shit up. And Bethesda was nice enough to provide you with a way to get them to pay for your half-assed shit.
This is a good thing. You can open up MSpaint, fuck with a texture, and put it on the store for 100 Bethesdabux, and hundreds of stupid console peasants will eat it up.
Open your eyes, /v/. Become the Jew.