>tfw being a wagie during E3 week. Why can't E3 be on

>>380041393
kill yourself
video games are not for normie wageslaves

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>full time job
>no hobbies outside vidya and browsing 4chan
>no friends
>no gf
>live on my own
>e3 was always a fun time during the year where I could shitpost with my fellow anons
>missed it this year thanks to being a wagecuck

It's just not the same watching the replays afterwards.

>>380041479
>normies
>being aware that being a wageslave is shit tier
Are you underage or something?

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>Staying awake for a stream that can be watched at any time

What's it like being that gay?

>tfw can't unNEET because my car needs repair but my NEETbux only just barely cover my expenses so I cannot save for it
Wtf am I supposed to do?!

>>380041892
Sell your ass

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>>380041479
>>380041679
>>380041393
It's better than being a worthless NEET that suck on everyone's pays to survive because they're pathetic and have no talent at all.
> inb4 mad neetcuck

>>380041892
Pull yourself by your bootstraps.
Walk in confidently and give a firm handshake to the boss.

I just Booked two days off work

>>380042065
>living for someone's money and financially cucking all wagecucks
>bad
I wish I could be a neet, but in my third world shithole only the cripples, mentally ill and degenerate natalists can get neetbucks.

>>380041393
>Staying up for industry shill show

y u do dis

>>380041393

>be me, 24
>be having a kid on the way
>be joining army to pay for kid and shit
>be missing e3 last year for basic training
>be super excited for e3 2017
>be almost unable to sit through microfag conference due to screening toddler
>be awake until 1 am for bethesdicks
>be waking up at 5 am to go on the weekly 4 mile run
>be still one of the first back
>be watching devulva digital while shaving and showering
>be texting my squad leader that I am sick
>be faking illness to watch PC, Ubi and Sony
>be not even a little mad

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>>380041679
>full time job
>sports outside vidya and 4chinz
>couple of good friends
>occasionally flirt with girls
>never watched e3 never interested, its a trailer showoff nothing else, all games get fucked in the end and every e3 is just another disappointment

>>380042121
>Walk in confidently and give a firm handshake
The problem is I cannot get to the boss without a vehicle.

>>380042765

How can e3 be a disappointment if you've never watched it?

It's all about the wild ride anyway, the games shown off just come second.

>>380041393
Tired from Bethesdas bullshit and hungover

I should've just went to bed

>>380042065
>spend you days improving yourself and your skills, have time to do whatever you want
vs
>spend your days slaving so mr goldstein will give you a shiny nickel, too tired to do anything when you get home except go to sleep so you're not late to work the next day

>>380042920
i watch trailers only like couple of days after e3, never watched a whole e3 at all but isnt the trailers only shit they show and only thing that matters anyways?

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>>380041393
>/disabled/
>watched all the conferences so far
>going to order a pizza later and watch the sony conference with my mum
>then play vidya and stay up way too late because i have 100% of my time to do whatever i want

thanks for paying for my pizza :)

>>380042641
sick, lame, and lazy faggot.

>>380043135

There's a bunch of talking in between, introductions, studio reps talking etc.

Basically a truck load of spaghetti, shit, aids and memes over a few days.

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>>380041393
>actually being this retarded you stay up all night to watch some shitty marketing shill presentation

>>380043282
studio reps are fucking autistic, or at least they act like that, its so cringy to watch them talk about games and consoles.

do they even play games or use their consoles at all?

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>tfw i work at a job where i press a few buttons and then wait for an item to run it's cycle
>it takes 4 hours minimum, sometimes up to 24 hours
>there is wifi, air conditioning, ipad, laptop, switch
>tfw i am getting paid real money and not autism money or unemployment to sit on my ass and watch e3
>tfw i know that you won't be able to afford anything shown anyways because you don't have a job

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>work in the early morning
>get back home in time to see E3
Lmaoing @ ur life

>>380043178

Eh. I mean, you're not wrong. But I've never called off before, I was just bummed I missed e3 last year, it's an annual thing I do, makes me feel like a kid again to get excited for vidya

>>380043146
Now by disabled you don't mean a mentally ill gay guy on hrt that "has social anxiety" right?

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>>380041393

>Office job
>Private cubical
>Two monitors
>In a position where my job is basically to sit around and wait for people to come to me so I can tell them what to do
>Get to hang out in a comfy, air conditioned office and get paid to watch E3 and eat chips all day while pretending to look busy

Basically living the fucking dream.

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>>380041679
>being a hrown ass adult and caring about announcements youll read in the follwing day

Grow the fuck up. Living alone doesnt make you an adult.

>>380043957

"Grow up" says the man shitposting on an anonymous video games forum

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>>380043728
almost.
classic agoraphobia with a few weather-related phobias mixed in.

>>380043728
I'm not him but I'm on SSI and considered disabled because of "social anxiety." I had to quit working because I was hearing indistinct whispers that no one else heard and felt like I was being watched 24/7. Covered up my peephole for my apartment door and thought my boss was trying to promote me because he was plotting to hurt me and needed me to stick around.

It all went away after I stopped working and isolated myself. Psychiatrist has confirmed I'm not schizo; just terrible at managing anxiety.

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>>380042065
>those wageslave delusions
For every depressed NEET, there's a happy one
If I were to work, I'd get about 200€ more / month, which isn't much considering I would have to work 40 hours a week
>no talents
projecting, more free time = more hours you can pump into whatver, for me it's the guitar and vidya

>>380043783
wow your boss lets you have a whole cubical to yourself?

>>380044467

Yup, plenty of room for my anime girl posters too.

>>380044372

>on disability in America because of social anxiety

you're full of shit. i know of an individual (went to high school with them) that had both legs amputated because of meningitis and was denied a disability claim.

>>380041393
Unless you are a Eupoor or a austrcunt if you are having issues with only 5 hours of sleep you may need to hit up the doctor to see if you have sleep apnea.

>>380042776
Go by bus you lazy tard

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>Work nights 10 while 6 in the morning
>Book week off for E3
>Can stay up all night for conferences without any negative effects due to sleep schedule already being fucked as it is.

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>tfw used one of my paid vacation weeks to watch E3

>>380042065
I'm a wagey and I'd absolutely prefer to have 40hrs of free time to do whatever I want

>>380043089
>masturbating to futanari, shitposting on anonymous imageboards,playing with child toys and watching anime
>improving yourself

>>380044718
should have gotten a second opinion

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>>380045106
>projecting
how to spot the bitter and angered

>watching Bethesda without Todd
You can only blame yourself.

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We aren't missing much

>>380043089
>spend your days improving yourself and your skills

Why do NEETs on here always parrot this when all they do is just sit on their computer all day?

>>380041393
>he stayed up late to get to see fallout 4 VR and paid mods live

I genuinely feel really bad for you

>>380045324
>>380045229

>>380044858
>2.5 hour bus ride that can and will be late by 30+ minutes
>To cover the same distance a car would cover in 15 minutes
I'm not in Europe. Public transportation doesn't work here.

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>>380045106
calm down there vlad, not everybody's as pathetic as you are

>>380044718
Why would I lie about this? I didn't expect to be approved either. I guess one of the psychiatrists they had write statements was convincing or something.

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>>380041393
>All my shifts end with plenty of time to get home for E3
>E3's been dog shit as usual

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>>380045571
>NEET calling anybody else pathetic

>>380041393
>Work from home
>Didn't bother watching E3 at all

I stopped being able to get hyped about stuff after I played the beta for Guild Wars 2.

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>>380041393
literally missing nothing at fucking all

>>380041393
Staying up for that was your own fault anon. You knew that it'd be shit, just catch up on what happened while you're at work the next day.

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>tfw will be forced to work soon
I don't want that kind of """life"""

>>380047081
Get a job you love and you will never work a day in your life.

>>380041393
>tfw NEET and still can't bother following E3
It just goes on for too fucking long. It's like a fucking week of old news and vague trailers that show off nothing of the actual games.

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>forced into wageslavery
>tfw still NEET enough that my weekends are completely free because I don't have friends so I just work friday nights and weekends so I get payed weekend rates and make about as much as I would if I worked the whole week.

It's not ideal, but it's still better than the usual wagecuckery. Monday to Thursday is just non-stop videogames and masturbating, and Friday day is just the last hoo-rah of videogames and masturbating, with spots of masturbation after work for the next three days.

And I don't make short work of my masturbation, I take that shit slow, edging myself and letting it fall back so I can carry it on for at least half an hour, usually forty minutes to an hour. Damn man, masturbating after work just makes it all the more sweeter.

>>380048064
What the fuck do you do where weekend differentials exist and they are substantial enough to match 4 days of regular work?

>>380043089
>implying the majority of NEETs actually improve their skills instead of playing vidya all day

I mean, it's a bit different if you have your own money to fall back on, but it's still bullshit to use that argument.