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So /v/, you're transported to City 17.
Do you join Civil Protection, or the Resistance?
Personally I'd join CP.
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>>380014692
>I'd join CP
MOOOOODS!
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>>380014797
Bruh if you think the ((resistance)) are gonna help u you're dead wrong lmao who tf is freeham
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>>380014891
Fuck off, pedo.
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>>380014797
>I'd join CP
Why don't you have a seat over there?
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No fuck that, I might be impotent but I can still masturbate. I don't want fucking floating cameras following me every inch of the city to see If I touch my damn balls.
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>>380014692
You didn't roll!
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>Get to beat down faggoty resistance filth
Sign me up.
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>valve games
The good times have been depleted
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>>380014692
Eh, Resistance.
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>>380015883
Pick up that can
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>implying I wouldn't spend my time in the manhack arcade
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>>380015957
why do that, when i can throw it at your face ?
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Resistance. Not to fight, though, I'll just be the laundry guy so I can get a whiff of Alyx's battered, worn panties.
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>walks into your base
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>>380014692
Most of /v/ couldn't even join the combine. All the weak fags would be turned into those stalker things. Fat people would probably just be killed outright or used as some kind of food source for some combine creation.
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>>380016238
>Fat people would probably just be killed outright or used as some kind of food source for some combine creation.
They get sent to Resyk, obviously.
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>>380015102
>"Certain transmissions heard over the Civil Protection radios suggest that officers are rewarded with, in the words of the Overwatch Voice, "non-mechanical reproduction simulation" for good job performance. It is unknown what it really implies, although it can be surmised that it is somehow sexual."
Where we're going, you won't need masturbation
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>>380016646
Now that I think of it...
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>>380014692
CP because i want to see what's inside the Citadel.
Or even enlist as a technican/janitor so i see even more obscure places all around it.
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>>380016646
>implying they're not talking about the male to female combine assassin feminization creation process
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>tfw half life 2 gave me a uniform/armor fetish
Those fucking overwatch soldiers man
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>>380017472
>implying that's bad
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>>380017472
http://unit8008135.deviantart.com/art/Creation-of-Unit-8008135-Footage-348494842
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>>380014692
Stop posting comfy threads like these OP, it's the E3 killing season
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