*Record Scratch* You're probably wondering how I ended

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WE.

Be my eyes, /v/!

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>>380003858
>It's a /pol/ is mad that Egyptians aren't depicted as blonde haired blue eyed pale white people episode

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>>380003976
>Ahhh, a Goomba. Too dangerous to approach from the front I should try another approach
>Go Toad, guide my way
>*crouches in bush* gotta wait for the right time to strike
>"Finally" *performs scripted silent take down*

>>380003316
why are you talking about yourself like that, op?

>>380004181
>no African protagonist either
super disappointed

>>380004181
>egyptians were black sub-saharan africans
>no they weren't
>FUCKING POL THINIKING THEY'RE ALL WHITE
You're retarded.

>>380004181
No, he's mocking the tumblr and twitter crowd who think the protag is black when he's just the stereotypical egyptian shade of brown we all know from our childhood.

>>380003858
WUZ

>>380004193
The last thing I need in a piss easy Assassins Creed game is the obvious whispered in my ear every 3 seconds

>>380004184
Reading this imagining his voice is magical. I couldn't stop laughing at how silly the accent sounds.

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>Hmmm I bet this bomb could be used to blow open a path
>The flower...it regrows...huh
>Hupp, up and over...reminds me of vietnam
>Whoa, the mailbox looks like it's trying to tell me something
>*reads worldbuilding lore about some horrific situation that didn't end well
>Jesus *hits F

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>Trailer literally starts with "WE"

Those voice lines are just for the trailer

>>380005821
>We wuz da first niggas to speak to da gods

Even if you believe all their bullshit about being kangz they're basically admitting white people rocked their shit so hard they bitch slapped them into slavery and poverty for a thousand years. So why are they acting all superior when by their own admittance whites are?

>>380006045
That's what people said about The Last of Us, Horizon Zero Dawn, BamHam and a shit ton of other modern western games

>>380004343
I'll be the judge of that.
Is there a clear shot of the protagonist's face?

>>380006615
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=itH7w9LmkpA

>>380004181
Egyptians are modern days Arabs, you kike.