Bethesda E3 conference comfy thread
Get comfy because today we're heading to Bethesdaland
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gbslVwy0XzY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=39HaM-mh7LM
Let me spoil Bethesda’s thing: The Evil Within 2 and Wolfenstein: The New Colossus. You’re welcome. They already sent out the Preorder cards to stores.
>>379967163
It's in 6 minutes, right?
>>379967163
This music... nnuugh... Todd... n-nooo get out of my head!... must pre.... order...
>>379967163
I kinda feel bad for Dorito Pope guy has to fucking hate vidya after doing this bullshit for so many years. How can you even get excited with the 'quality' of games nowadays.
So what are the chances of a new Elder scrolls game that isnt related to online?
New Doom please.
>midnight
ugh, Californians live in their own little universe where the rest of the world doesn't exist
>>379967987
Guaranteed. Trust me, my dad works at todd
Post a comfy stream
>>379968018
nty
>>379968018
yes please, also want dishonored 2 DLC
>>379967163
Fallout VR
Fallout mobile game updates
Elder Scrolls card game
ESO expansion
Can't wait!
>>379967163
Starfield seems like it's real
>>379967987
Absolute zero.
>>379968309
Lol no
fuck me I really want skyrim vr
Predictions everyone?
>>379968018
I just want it because calling it "Doom II" would be funny.
>>379968339
Cant you just lie to me to save my feelings? OH SHIT WE ON BOIIIIIIIIIIZ
After so many years, how does Michael Pachter still have people willing to listen to him?
Here we go!
Countdown oh boy here we go lads
>>379968407
30 minutes of nothing. Worst of all, no Todd
This is going to be terrible
>KIds
SELL ME SWEET SWEET LIES TODD
How long is it
>Stars
Starfield
Those are all Alpha-Todds children
TIME FOR LIES
already cringing
Already started off bad
>>379968407
fallout vr
hopefully a new fallout spinoff
i don't give a shit about the other games
that kid is fat as fuck
These are all of Todd's children.
CHILDREN
YOU LIKE CHILDREN RIGHT?
Or you are children
plz stop with this shit. why are americans so ugly?
BADASS
These kids aren't Todd
MY PARENTS
Imagine your mom having purple hair
Do you think Todd molested all those kids?
>>379968407
Mobile shit, stripped down TES, VR shit
BADASS
THE GAMES, SHOW ME THE FUCKING GAMES YOU RETARDS
>working on an rpg
Bethesda's branching out
>Badass
Pitchford is going to sue like crazy
End this shit
>my dad is a computer
c'mon that's pretty cute
>literally saying my dad works for Nintendo
0/10
My wife's son loves my game
I don't care. Please show games instead.
>people shit on the PC conference
>while all other panels have shit like this
fuck this shit show us games or todd already
NOTHING MAKES ME FEEL HAPPIER THAN PLAYING GAMES WHERE I MURDER PEOPLE AND GO THROUGH NIGHTMARE HELL LANDSCAPES
Who the fuck pitched this idea
>I'm a quest designer
That explains it, then
I think I'm starting to fucking hate montages
dude we're like so down to earth and likeable totally not a greedy jew corporation
twitch
/bethesda
is the fastest
#BethesdaSoWhite
>""badass"
>women everywhere
Dropped
reminder to watch the twitch stream
it's less delayed
>>379969178
stop all the downloadin'
its already shit
The choppyness is on their end right?
Trainwreck confirmed
>>379969217
Have you ever watched the PC conference? It's even fucking worse
BUY MY GAME
>Bethesdaland
Fucking kill me
what?
>above all else... FUN
DROPPED
CRINGE
Wtf is going on man
>>379969360
No, your shits fucked
>>379969390
Oh I will Toddfrom a greymarket seller
>>379969371
PC Conference is more like a comfy talk show.
this fucking sucks so bad, im cringing
We 2011 again
whatthefuckamiwatching
>Fun
ABORT! ABORT!
what the fuck is this shit, Todd
WHO THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA?
Did he acutally say the F word on stream?
Absolute madman
>>379969449
Literally this.
Oh boy Pete "Fuck Years of Lore and Our Fans" Hines
Love him
gonna go make some basgetti on toast keep me updated on what happens
comfy thread a best.
its too bad the cringe is growing by the minute
>>379969504
>comfy
Is that what you call that cringefest?
>not Todd
FUCK
OFF
How embarrassing, who thought this was a good idea
Fuck pete hines, where's TODD HOWARD YOU HACKS FRAUDS
This is a comfy thread
NO SHITPOSTING PLEASE
E3! E3! E3! E3! E3! E3! E3!
Oh shit I forgot what time it was, what'd I miss?
>>379969549
CRINGE
Is this gonna be nothing but dlc and vr support for one of the worst """""""RPGs""''''""" ever made?
Are they trying to outdo the massive amounts of cringe that was the EA conference?
Fucking cringefest
And you guys said Nintendos presentation styles are bad
Will they announce more Marvel vs Capcom infinite characters?
Why do we hate Todd again?
>>379967163
>did you play dishonored 2?
most metrics say no
>>379969674
Nothing yet.
this is what happens when you hire too many women
I fucking hated nudoom. It was everything I hate about modern games pretending to be "old school"
>>379969640
Only if you buy my game.
>BADASS
>>379969674
Literally just starting
FALLOUT 5 WHEN?
people played prey?
BAD...ASS....
how long is that conference? I'm fucking tired, I hope it's only one hour long
i want to fucking sleep
Reminder that TES Legends is actually a good card game
why do bethesda owned developers make better games than bethesda itself?
Wait, when did Prey come out?
That's a really weird shirt
>>379969371
Yeah and I like the talk show format.
Also Warren Spector's speech at the end of last year was better than everything else at E3.
Just ignore the AMD shilling, which even at it's worst isn't kids reading scripts regarding their parents.
BADASS
HE SAID IT
BADASS
>WE BATTLEBORN NAO
This guy sounds like he's on the verge of tears
>Badass
women were a mistake
>>379969484
fug
BADASS BADASS
WHERES RANDY
>lets start with VR
It sounds like he's remembering the plots of his own games
>>379969491
LET ME THE FUCK IN, ANON, WE NEED TO TALK ABOUT YOUR PLANS TO BUY SKYRIM 6AND THE SEASON PASS
why is everyone shouting so much
There will be a Fallout 4 sequel. It won't be a direct sequel, but use FO4 as a base similar to FO3/NV however Bethesda's b-team is developing it.
>VR
Fuck this conference F-
>VR
Starting terribly
Nobody is "asking" for that
>>379969759
there's no reason to hate him. you should hate hines. todd is just like molly-new in that he wants to deliver and make the games good, but so much gets fucked in the process of modern game design
>people think this is cringe
Come on guys, you're too insular. This is honestly fine so far.
>>379969831
Devolver's is supposed to be in an hour so I imagine so
i thought they got rid of the console mods thing didnt they?
>this paid crowd
>Virtual Reality
Doom VR?
I mean, it's something.
>virtual reality
ugh
>>379969831
Same, it better be fucking worthwhile.
>this presentation
If VR is so great why have there never been any good VR games?
>>379970023
>you're too insular.
>>379969936
Oh don't worry Todd I'm sure I'll get it for a great price from some chinese key seller
NO ONE BOUGHT VR
ITS DEAD
>VR
People have been asking for vr?
SHITTTT
Doom VR?
That's neat. Wasn't expecting that.
>console mods
>VR
>Bethesdaland
Oh boy this is a stinker already
>watching the conference on my tv and xbone
>laptop to shitpost
>comfy thread
no one is comfier
AAA VR?
Would be about time.
>doom VR
literally no one asked for this
>Doom in VR
This will flop hard. There are already a million fucking shooting galleries.
Literally nobody is still playing "Fallout" 4
>>379970147
god i wish that were me
why we gotta teleport, what happened to conventional movement
>teleport to move
trash
Does anyone actually like VR? It's literally just "stand in one place and touch stuff" shovelware crap
The Evil Within 2 confirmed, right?!
>teleporting
DROPPED
>Teleporting movement
OH BOY
>doom VR
Why would you do that?
I just realized microsoft didnt show their vr.
>doom in VR
What the fuck no
This shit is too fast paced for VR
is that clapping?
I'm sure the movement and level design of Doom will carry over well to the VR "point and click" format.
>Doom in VR
Why?
>>379970232
What are you eatan/ snackan/ drinkan
>>379970232
>owning an xbone
i think you mean no one is stupider
Wow, Doom with zero of the mobility the game is known for. Thanks guys!
Lol, literally no applause for VR Doom
>VR
No one asked this
>VR is probably a significant portion of this conference
This whole conference was a mistake
>>379970162
I'm in the comfy thread. I'd hope that the overactive shitposting would stay in the sticky.
>tfw I thought the clapping rhythm in the song was the one Bethesda presenter clapping while everyone else sat there in shock that they're actually doing this
Oh my god, I can't believe we are having a fucking VR segment.
>>379967163
>Bethesdaland
These hacks really think they're the Disney equivalent of gaming?
>>379970353
I thought the same thing
>>379967987
Not today.
MR SANDMAN < IT AINT ME
Fallout 4 was so fucking bad
I thought the clapping in that song was just one shill in the crowd
why are all vr games so gimmicky
>>379970147
I bought that engie/trilobite set specifically for the tentacle rape. It's hilarious.
I can't imagine playing fallout in VR. You just know its horrible bugs will give you some sort of nausea
>Bethesda
>VR
Recipe for disaster.
Fallout VR confirmed
>VR
>audio desyncs
Flunk this show already
>>379970369
It doesn't require much work to port
>VR
Isn't VR already dead?
And if it isn't it will die on the upcoming silicon valley bubble burst.
All these VR games are fucking terrible
What are they thinking?
>>379970430
Same
You literally cannot make this trash up.
Why can't VR just die in a fire already
VR is not good for actual video games, please stop trying.
>a shit game from two years ago
are you shitting me?
>>379970353
traditional burger music
I can't even imagine how bug-prone VR will be in FO4's engine. You'd be taking your fucking life in your hands.
This is the worst shit already
F----
VR is trash
>Fallout 4
>Near Limitless
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
JUST GIMME DA EVIL WITHIN TOO ALREADY, FAGGOTS!
>DOOM VFR
that's kinda cute
>>379970293
>>379970295
>>379970314
>>379970319
You'll get motion sickness by walking
>near limitless content
>>379970430
this
but oh boy is that fallout 4 vr gonna run badly
>fallout 4 VR has stink lines on it
even the artists knew
That said......VR porn mods....
Is VR the final boss of videogames?
How do we stop it lads? It won't go away
is this stuttering like mad for anyone else?
AW MAN YES FALLOUT 4 VR, THE BEST SHIT EVER.
>headlining with VR
>and now elder scrolls online
>all these babies who can't afford vr
Fucking kek
>>379970636
why
These look like alpha tests
The body is so twitchy
Doom VR looked pretty interesting, so long as I can keep moving quickly.
BUY FALLOUT 4 VR
>applause for doom
>but not for fallout 4
what a shitty fucking game
>>379970636
t. weak genes
>endless player choice
OH MAN I LOVE GUNS THAT AWKWARDLY FLOAT AROUND ME
VR IS THE BEST
>>379969936
It hasn't even been announced yet. You spoiled the surprise, you moron.
What is this gimmicky amusement park shit, Christ. Perfect Redditor bait
>that announcer trying to excite people
WUTS UP GUISE
HEY EVERYONE IT'S YA BOI
>Now we get fucking youtubers
This is a fucking trainwreck
When they finally realize that VR is a meme
god fucking damnit i missed the f irst 5 mins because my stream didnt automatically start
what the fuck is this reaction shit
is this hip now
>>379970678
Go to a less crowded stream
>>379967163
>traps
THOSE RETARDS ARE STILL WORKING ON TES:O?
FUCK YOU, NOBODY WANTS THAT SHIT
Make a new single player game you stupid fucks
i hate pete hines so fucking much
almost as much as i hate the company he works for
>>379970636
Only if you're a pussy.
Is it me or is the stream jumping around and choppy? How does this just werks?
TRASH
>reaction channels
BLACKED
>VR
>>379967163
at least they got the VR shit out of the way early and didn't act like it was a big reveal anyone would give a shit about
>old news
>cringe compilation
who are these people
>reaction videos
>youtuber reactions
>people who are paid to act excited acting excited
>ecelebs
Holy shit I didn't know it was possible to do worse than ea
this conference is fucking awful so far
get it together todd
Youtube was a mistake
Those blondes were... dudes...
>E-Celebs
god dammit
ENOUGH
>reaction videos
YES THIS IS WHAT I WATCH E3 FOR
This is so fucking bad
>>379970386
water
>>379970393
>not owning both a ps4 and xbone
>being a poorfag
>all these fuckers who NEVER played morrowind
FUCCCCCCCCCCCCCK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>379968516
How boorish.
looking forward to Doom VFR
Fallout 4 VR can die in a fire
IT'S EA ALL OVER AGAIN
who audio desync
>all these normies
>everybody has said this is what we have been wanting
ESO was literally the most boring mmo i ever played
WHY IS THE FUCKING SOUND OUT OF SYNC
>>379970857
No it's not just you
segments like these are always so disgusting i cant stand them
>audio desynch
>all of these fucking youtubers
STOP
>e-celeb reactions
ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS RIGHT NOW
I'm done, not watching this shit
Jesus fucking christ what is with companies shilling youtubers this year? Fuck off with this gay shit.
>sound isn't synched properly on youtubers
one job bethesda
WHOREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES
I HATE WOMENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
>reaction video of people who weren't even born when morrowind came out
> reaction videos
Pack it up, lads. Video games are dead
haha look guis Bethesda is cool a-and hip r-right?
literally who's reaction to ESO
>WHOA AN ICE SHIELD ARE YOU KIDDING ME??
No one reacts like this to a trailer. NOBODY. Ever.
>wasting E3 time on an expac that came out a few weeks ago
Must have sold like fucking shit.
So are Youtubers this year's gimmick?
>>379967163
What did I miss?
GET SOME BEAR XDDD
>>379971012
Me. I'm watching Gamespot's stream.
>VR
>Reaction channel shit
>vr shit
>faggots reacting
Is the audio out of sync?
>>379970601
I can't stand this shit.
This is too much cringe for me.
>>379970768
Fallout 4 had a dlc that took you to a amusement park so they going with that, how is that redditor shit?
>>379971012
Bethesda quality showcase.
Worst presentation so far
>fucking youtuber reactions
Just when I didn't think it could get any worse, fuck Pete Hines.
What the fuck is this retards react shit
Please make it stop
>>379971056
GET SOME BEAR
we're now up to three things no one asked for
>Trying to make people fall for the TESO meme
>>379971064
They're giving you the realistic youtube experience, basic bitches who can't do basic video editing raking in money yelling at a screen
>>379971117
WE'RE NOT KIDDING
Video games are just bad now, I guess
I'm so tired of the Reddit-tier streamer bait that has found its way into every conference so far. Holy shit
>>379968610
>BoS created nirnroot
Wait wut
Bethesda can't even show a pre-recorded video without glitches
>>379971045
>>379971064
>>379971151
It's not a bug, it's a feature.
Come on, niggas. COME THE FUCK ON.
>Bethesda's first user mods
I love how they claim it as if they did fucking anything
>>379971012
glad to see is not just me, fucking bethesda
haha memes
are they still actually trying to push eso?
>buy this game t.random youtube guy
ESO is to Skyrim as New Vegas is to Fallout 3. it's too bad no one gives it a chance, it's a fanboy's wet dream
>>379971138
VR shit
c r i n g e
I am so goddamn angry right now
>>379971151
Getting this problem plus vid skipping back and forth
TODD KNEW BETHESDA'S SHOWCASE WOULD BE SHITE SO HE DIDN'T BOTHERED COMING.
Announcer can't even say Morrowind right
>>379971138
Fallout 4 and Doom VR. So, nothing.
Reminder, console kiddies killed the modding community
Why does eso feel so fucking generic?
>bethesda
>supporting the mod community
hahahhahahahahahahaahahah
>that fucking train
KEK
MEMED
THEY MEMED
fuck this fucking song
fuck you todd
>dat fucking trainwiz cameo
LEEEEEEEEEEEL
>>379971241
>TESO
It's actually pretty decent nowadays, not something to play consistently but it's nice to drop in on occasionally
Isn't the Fallout 4 and the Skyrim enhanced edition mod scene in shambles and dying?
>MODS
HOLY FUCK HERE COMES PAID MODS
This e3 is awful
>memes
WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWHHHHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYY
>mentioning ps4 mods after sony seriously cucked them
>reaction interns
>"Bethesda continues to support the mod community."
>focuses on a train
Really makes you think.
>2002 was 15 years ago
thanks alot for reminding me bethesda
Fuck off.
ITS GONNA BE PAID MODS
>normie "reaction" culture
Those people have no idea what morrowind is
WHERE THE FUCK IS THE NEXT FALLOUT
WHERE THE FUCK IS THE NEXT ELDER SCROLLS
I think this conference might be worse than EA
>Starts off interviewing kids
>Pushing this cringe bethsedaland shit
>reaction youtubers
>shit VR games
TODD "FIX OUR GAMES FOR US" HOWARD
What the fuck is with this conference?
If you don't have anything worthwhile to present, don't host a conference.
>horrible cuts
LMAO buggy like their games
THERE IT IS
PAID
MODS
>people posting one-off comments with no substance in the comfy thread
If you don't care if anyone reads or sresponds to your shit, go to the sticky.
That's strange. I don't seem to see the new Obsidian Fallout. Where is it?
OH I HOPE THESE ARE PAID MODS
>>379971187
How is that the same at all? Lol
>>379971347
this is not a twitch chat
ITS 6 IN THE MORNING HERE
I STAYED UP THIS LATE FOR THIS??
FUCK YOU BETHESDA
FUCK YOU TODD, NEVER GOING TO BUY YOUR GAMES YOU FUCKING HACK
I FUCKING SAID THAT IT WAS BETHESDA PUSHING PAID MODS
I FUCKING SAID IT
PAID MODS, BOY
Be-Thes-Da is Go-In-G Sha-ke Thing-s Up A-Ga-in
>2017
>still milking Skyrim
jesus christ. no TES VI, confirmed
>PAID MODS
PAID MODS
>PAID MODS
NO NO NO NO NO NO
PAID MODS
LOL
>paid mods
ol
>seemingly limitless
DR PAVEL I'M KANJI CLUB
>paid mods
todd, todd never changes
>CREDITS FOR MODS
>PAYING FOR MODS
WHAT
THE
FUCK
oh wow this is so awful
>PAID MODS
YOU GOTTA BE SHITTING ME
Fucckkk you todd
>>379970414
yeah just because you didn't want it, I guess that means that every headset owner doesn't, poorfag
PAID MODS
C R E D I T S
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
15 minutes in and we've got
a video package about children
2 shitty VR games
an already released expansion pack
and paid mods
Anyone got a less crowded stream? All three big ones stopped working for me when the presentation began.
PAID MODS ARE BACK BABY
THANK YOU TODD
oh god just reveal a new game ffs
Console casuals dont even know what a mod is
PAID MODS
OY VEY
WE TRYING IT AGIN
Please fucking tell me that its the video skipping around and not me. literally every fucking time I look away it seems to skip backwards, then forwards. Its driving me insane.
THANKS GABE
PAID MODS
>credits
ITS ALL OVER
Everyone was saying Fallout 4 VR, mod bullshit and ESO would be the highlights of Bethesda conference.
Well all that shit has been in the first ten minutes, so now I'm actually curiosu what they fill the rest of the show with.
WILL IT GET GOOD?
THEY DON'T DO IT FOR FREE
WHY THE FUCK ARE THEY SPENDING SO MUCH ON KEEPING DEAD GAMES ALIVE?
MAKE SOMETHING NEW YOU HACKS
>this entire conference
>all this shit nobody asked for
>fucking reaction e-celebs
>fucked up audio sync and weird loops
>Pete "who gives a fuck its a video game" Hines
Fuck Bethesda
we've literally had this shit for forever
>Credits
PAID MOD
FUCKING PAID MODS
>PAID MODS
TODD YOU'VE GONE TOO GODDAMN FAR
Paid modding is back
PAID MODS
FUCKING PAID MODS AGAIN
ARE THEY FUCKING SERIOUS
>CREDITS
FUCK YOU TODD
Fuck the bear
BUYING MODS WITH FUCKING "CREDITS"
FUCK YOU BETHESDA FUCK YOU
PAID
FUCKING
MODS
>paying for shit
TOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDD
>PAID CONSOLE MODS
This is unbelievably bad
I distinctly remember my high end PC fucking stuttering in the city in F4, are they really wanting to give people fucking headaches with the game's shit performance in VR?
>monetizing mods
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>paid mods
You can buy armour for your horse!
PAID MODS
PAIDS MODS
THEY FUCKING DID IT OH MY FUCKING GOD
>paid mods
>again
didnt they learn
Th-they're just getting the crap stuff out of the way first right?
I wanted Doom VR
fuckin paid mods topkek
I get a feeling of intense disgust when I see reaction videos, particularly reaction videos of release trailers
Why is this?
>Paid mods all over again.
>Fucking Hearthstone ripoffs
END THIS CONFERENCE
PUT THEM OUT OF THEIR MISERY
>>379971573
Don't worry it wasn't for nothing.
Devolver Digital in an hour.
>We're finally enforcing paid-for mods guys
>PAID MODS
IT KEEPS GETTING WORSE
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Of course they'll talk about their big current IPs but hurry and wow me with something new. I'm about to pass out here.
"""""""""""CREDITS""""""""""
>Paid mods AGAIN
We fucking did it bros!
PAID MODS HAHAHAHA
>>379971471
Same as all the other ones
>games that will be downgraded
>games people want but have been waiting on for 10 years that still don't come out
>games no one cares about
>gadgets no one cares about and are just PR shit
ABORT ABORT ABORT ABORT PAID MODS
THE CUTE BETHESDALAND AESTHETIC WAS A CUTE RUSE TO COVER UP TODD GOING FOR IT.
>paid mods
No wonder it was delayed, nothing has crashed and burned like this since the Hindenburg.
>paid mods
I KNEW IT
KILL YOURSELVES YOU FUCKING BETHESDA APOLOGISTS
>>379971573
7AM here.
Glad I'm drunk.
>paid mods
And that's an instant F. Worse than EA
>>379970430
Kek
CARDGAMES LMAO
just turn the stream on and it's talking about fallout shit
>creation club hue hue
ok what the fuck did I miss?
>paid mods
MOTHER FUCKERS!
>>379971441
Not in shambles exactly, but SkySE is definitely suffering from the lack of script extender.
The latest "news" from anyone involved in SKSE effectively made it sound like it was all but abandoned, with noone on it but one guy who was more interested in the fallout 4 one and couldn't be bothered with skyrim's anymore.
>>379971795
It's coming to PC too
>this entire conference
>>379971723
i was thinking the same, curious what the big finally reveal will be.
surely they don't actually have a new TES game brewing... right?
Didn't the PS4 not get mod support?
Meaning all their mods have to be paid for, kek.
When is this going to stop being shit?
I get it's Bethesda but christ
>>379972107
Paid mods.
rate this shit so far
unironic 0/10
>paid mods
hahaha fuck off you kikes
I want to get off this crazy ride, Tooooooooooooodddddddddddd.
Shitty card games and paid mods Todd you fucking jew
>shilling the Hearthstone knockoff literally nobody plays
>Bethesda literally out-shitting EA's conference
I can't wait to spend 300 Bethsbucks on Todd's newest horse pussy re-texture (male)
This is a fucking disaster
Come on guys, Skyrim is 6 years old. WHERES ELDER SCROLLS 6?
WHERE THE FUCK IS WOLFENSTEIN
hope doom VR will be ps4 and not vive only because i dont have 1200$ for a fucking vive
AN EXPANSION TO A FUCKING MMORPG NOBODY WANTS TO PLAY
FUCKING PAID MODS
A FUCKING SHITTY CARD GAME
FUCK YOU BETH
>paid mods
Legends is actually pretty fun
how do you manage to be worse than EA and M$?
Things No One Asked For: The Conference
>>379972135
I never asked for any of this
goddamn it I have to be up in 5 hours I should just go to bed and watch the highlights tomorrow. This is not worth it.
EVERY CONFERENCE GETS WORSE
this is worse than fucking ea
where were you when bethesda overtook EA and Ubisoft as the company doing the most to destroy video games?
>credits
I feel like they're not cutting back to the crowd because they're probably standing around bemused
managing to have a worst conference than EA
RIP, there were good while they lasted. Now TELL ME SWEET LITTLE LIES todd
>>379972215
Agreed
>vr
>shilling ESO
>paid mods
>hearthstone knockoff
I'm sorry to all the yurofags that stayed up for this shit.
We already know we are getting the evil within 2 and wolfenstein, stop being fags
>wintry
May want to invest in a speller, Bethesda
WOO! PAID MODS LADS! somebody fucking kill me.
>>379972192
Late but it did.
GUYS IT'S NOT PAID
THEY'RE CREDITS, CREDITS! NOT MONEY!
IT'S TOTALLY DIFFERENT YOU GUYS
>>379972284
I've played just about every online card game, and it's not in my top half
Bethesda should be fucking nuked.
>>379971674
what was with the children? The stream was choppy and I didn't even catch the meaning, probably autism?
WE SKYRIM 2 BABY
>>379971503
Lets be real, we're all here for this, But there's no fucking way it's happening this E3.So why the fuck am I still here?
This is why Todd didn't bother to show up
>>379972245
>hearthstone knockoff
But hearthstone is just a cheap knockoff of MTG
holy shit Skyrim came out like 5 years ago, give it a fucking rest
>>379972478
What's the best one?
>>379972263
it'll come when people stop rebuying skyrim
>SOME TODD DRONES STAYED UP UNTIL LIKE 5 IN THE MORNING TO WATCH THIS.
ONLY TODD CAN SAVE THIS
This is the fucking worst
Unfortunately we still have half an hour of this to go
>>379971573
>2pm here
>chilling in bed with a meat pie and some tea
its good to be straya
>>379972323
Just go to sleep dawg. You won't miss much here.
I seriously can't believe they're having a worse conference than EA. What the fuck?
>MS conference is actually the best conference so far
kek
TOOOOOODDDDDD
GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAABE
uh is it just this specific youtube stream that is looping and skipping to random parts?
can someone explain to me that credits system? is it an xbone thing?
STOP TALKING ABOUT SKYRIM
>kreation klub kredits
>paid mods
>skyrim literally going up in flames
I like this artist. They fucking knew.
WOW
SKYRIM
BUT THIS TIME IT'S ON A DIFFERENT PLATFORM
>>379972535
People still like it though. Christ knows why.
>muh CARD GAMES
kek
>tfw no doom expansion
>get a shitty vr teleportation game instead
>>379972553
;_;
>>379972621
Twitch is fine.
>that baby cheer for Nintendo
AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Get it? Because it's the Nintendo...Switch...
>THATS A SWITCH
>20 minutes in and LITERALLY no new games
>>379972536
Depends what you're looking for. If you just want to play mtg, probably Eternal. If you want hearthstone with actual gameplay, Shadowverse. If you want to confuse yourself by playing something completely fucking different, Gwent
>>379972553
I only watch E3 to see how bad things can get, but this is fucking soul crushing
>paid modes
>hyping a fucking card game expansion right after
LMAO
>ANNOUNCING PAID MODS DURING E3
CAUSE THAT'S WHAT PEOPLE WERE WAITING FOR
MAKE SURE TO THANK MR. HOWARD SENPAI
>Skyrim with amiibos
Ahahahaaha
This can't get fucking worse
>this melts the switch
Creator Club bringing fans and talented people together to limitlessly expand your favourite Bethesda games. Well done Bethesda.
why would you use this song to advertise skyrim
WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH THIS SHIT MUSIC
Not like this
Can't believe Bethesda is one-upping EA in the awful department
>FULL TRAILER FOR PORTS
720p NO MODS SKYRIM
NINTENDO WINS AGAIN
>No new game
>Paid mods
>VR shit
This is easily the worst shit.
>master sword in skyrim
fucking kek
Annnnnd it just got worse
5 year old game is the switch literally a nostalgia fag console
hey
have you guys heard of
S K Y R I M
>>379972518
Hearthstone is a cheap knockoff of the WoW TCG that was itself just a cheap knockoff of MTG.
>working on TESO when no one wants it
>streamers on your trailers
>literally playing reaction videos for your own trailers
>PAID
>MODS
>fucking hearthstone ripoff or something
>5+ year old game port
JUST FUCK MY ENTIRE COMPANY UP
make it stop
>Skyrim Switch version
>Will not get mods
NINTENDO BTFO
Why does it only skip when it gets the the "bethesdaland" shit
I thought we were gonna be comfy guys
IT'S BEEN SIX FUCKING YEARS HOW MANY MORE TIMES CAN THEY SELL THIS FUCKING GAME FUCK
>>379972129
With PC you don't need to get the mods from Bethesda like on console though so mods will still be free
>mention Nintendo
>a bunch of munchkins cheer
kek
Now we know why Todd didn't want to be associated with this
>They hope people think these are the actual graphics coming out of their tablet.
This is fucking garbo
>>379972553
SHUT UP, THEY MIGHT BE SAVING THE BEST FOR LAST
Holy shit stop talking about Skyrim already for fucks sake.
LMAO YOU GOTTA PAY FOR ZELDA MODS
>PASSION PIT
>2017
>>379972483
>>379972278
>>379972135
>this fucking assblasting
>This apple-style commercial
lmao. If this wasn't serious, it would be a perfect parody.
SWITCH-SAN!!!!
>>379972743
fucking brutal lmao
Migrate
>>379969406
>>379969406
>>379969406
>>379969406
Continue the paid comfy
>Skyrim Amibos
What the fuck is this timeline?
>AMIIBO SUPPORT
HAHAHAHHAHAHAA
SKYRIM ON THE SWITCH
GAMING IS SAVED
THANKS TODD
>passion pit
But why?
>VR editions of old games
>Paid mods
>Card games
>Ports
Bethesda please.
>purchasing shitty plastic toy to unlock shitty looking mods in a 7 year old game
my sides
>>379972553
6 actually
Man, I just wanted some video games
Excuse me but how is paid mods a bad thing?
If you want new content for the games you already love to pay then you should have no problem paying for that content.
Finally a Zelda game with decent graphics
SKYRIM
NOW WITH WAGGLE
>wagglan in skyrim
ah, just what the core audience wanted
WHY IS EVERYTHING FUCKING SKYRIM???????
THE GAME IS 6 YEARS OLD
>>379972924
Its as big as RE4 anon. Thats why
NINTENDO WINS AGAIN BAYBEE
fuck off with dlc announcements god fucking damn
>It's the standard edition with amiibo's instead of mod support
I want the owners of that stupid console to suffer t b h.
Can someone please tell Bethesda no one gives a shit about Skyrim anymore?
>>379972863
HOLY SHIT 10 MINS???!?!?
WORST SHIT EVER
This is all it's going to be, isn't it?
=/
I JUST ARRIVED
WHAT DID I MISS
Where are the fucking games? At least Microsoft showed games.
HERE YOU GO RETARDS
BUY SKYRIM
AGAIN
AHAHAHAHAHA
>>379973232
paid mods are back baby
>>379967163
Holy fuck this is so shit so far.
>>379973232
LITERALLY NOTHING
>Todd isn't here because he knew he'd be lynched
a fucking nigger
>>379973232
SO MUCH
>Take a walk
What did they mean by this?
>>379973232
Rehashed shit
>>379973317
>paid mods
WHAT THE FUCK
Can skyrim and TES:O please die already?
>teleports behind you
literally memes
>>379973232
PAID MODS. HEARTHSTONE SKYRIM EDITION.
WE
DAUD MA NIGGA
WE
>>379973495
WUZ
>>379973383
woah woah woah. its a nigger tranny
WUZ
oh boy another rushed game from arkhan
punished billie
nice
I want to die.
Finally, something good
>>379973232
VR doom and fallout 4
Shitty expansion to shitty card game
Shitty expansion to shitty TES MMORPG that nobody asked for
Dishonored 2 expansion
Oh, and now you get to pay for mods
>black female with dyke hair cut
Of fucking course
Of course
fuck off with this stupid esports crap
Esports
>>379973085
Neck yourself
doom guy will be in qc
the evil within 2 when fuck
>>379973794
dank
>black female protagonist
you can't make this shit up
it's like they're filling all shit tier quota
I. Am a gamer. Rise up.
>>379973740
FUCK THAT'S IT?
AN ARENA SHOOTER WITH LOOT BOXES
YOU CAN'T EVEN MAKE THIS SHIT UP
ok guys.
It's been 20 minutes only, we still have some time left to hope for something good
>>379973085
Made by the players. Capitalism is built on free labor. Shill detected.
wow my dudes this beyond epic
>Bethesda thinks we want to see disgusting faces instead of gameplay
teso didnt do nuffin. you niggas is bandwagoning on something you know nothing about. the real enemy is skyrim and paid mods
>>379973615
STAMPUNK
>>379973929
Protag is Daud as the very least, at most it will be both of them.
>esports trailer
I hate video games
JUICE
IT
UP
BABY
Oh great, another Overwatch abortion
>Esports
>Girl
>She doesn't have a dick
nice meme
>>379973968
We don't just play. We compete! Boom!
does anyone really even want a new quake game
theyve tried like 10 spiritual successors and they always failed
>until we're QUAKE CHAMPIONS GOYS
>fattality
>until we are quake champions
j u i c e i t u p b a b y
>>379968610
>parasite race
That sounds pretty fucked up.
>black female character
Billy was in Dishonored 1 and 2. The DLC featuring her isn't a big deal
>>379972582
>japan
>1pm here
>having to stealth follow this shit at work
Not all that great hemisphere bro.
>quake is now overwatch
>>until we're quake champions
This is embarrassing
>esports
Kek
Why the fuck are you guys lagging so much behind, you guys are like a whole minute behind
NEW CALL OF CTHULHU
>No one will remember these assholes even if they win millions of dollars off this shit clone of a game
>legacy
>im the best at a game played by literally under 200 people
someone dox that cunt
SPOOKY
Calm down faggots we are still gonna get Starfield
SCARY
LUCKY NUMBER SLEVEN THE GAME
>look at all this coool and hippppp esport players
Splinter cell?
>>379974459
Underrated, I thought same thing FUCK those one liners
got milk?
EVIL WINTHIN 2
What went wrong?? Bethesda still has its key staff. How did they fuck up so bad
> cover song meme
i hate when they do this shit
>ANOTHER BEARDED DADDY LOOKING FOR HIS DAUGHTER IN A SPOOKY SCARY GAME
WHY DOES EVERY GAME WANT TO BE LAST OF US THESE DAYS
>>379973794
Fucking shit-tier pandering trash.
What is this gay where are the games?
Death Stranding?
>>379975007
>Underrated
It's literally posted constantly in every QC open-beta thread.
>>379975103
Todd isn't there to save the day
What the fuck is this game? Or is it a animated movie? Fuck this shit
What the fuck even is this 2 deep 4 u shit?
>evil within
>card game
oh nice,
the evil within 2
wow they sure white washed that game
>The First of You: The Prequel
>>379975154
WHAT ARE YOU GAY?
Don't do drugs kids. You'll get trapped in the white goo
guys this is an emotional game
now heres this montage of a dude blastin the shit out of zombies
>launches on a Friday 13th
Dude horror lmao.
This evil within trailer is long as fuck. It must be their only good game this conference.
IS THAT IT
SERIOUSLY
ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS
and it's almost over? this is the last one
oh wow its ending so soon?
thank god
LMAO ITS ALREADY OVER
PLEASE BE FALLOUT OH GOD PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Is this really about to finish?
who is this seman demon?
>>379967163
What the
Fuck
Starfield
their last announcement: todd will take a shit on your doorstep for five bucks
WOLFENSTEIN
FUCKING NICE
The fuck is this shit?
This video, ahhh, back when the majority of the coutnry was white
lmao it's only been going thirty minutes i stayed up for hours for this
>>379969978
I think this is it
WHAT THE FUCK AM I WATCHING
are you serious BJ didn't die?
FUCKING STAR FIELD IS LITERALLY FALLOUT IN SPACE!>!?!!?!?!?!?!?
ARE YOU KIDDING?!!?
>>379975952
It's wolfenstein you nonce
This is legit worse than EA's
We Phantom Pain now!
YES WOLFENSTEIN
Jesus gotta wait till 9pm tomorrow to get anything worth shit
>The German Pain
HILARY CLINTON
NANI
Excellent.
A game where I can kill Trump supporters.
>nazi are bad
Wait.... dont fucking tell me this is Wolfenstien
>Strawberry
Shit taste
another fucking nigger
/pol/ is gonna fucking sperg out again
Nice trailer so far
WHITE BOI
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
JUST WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU WHITE BOY
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
TNO was shit after the first few chapters
>take an entirely unique setting and make it into a generic rebellion story
so boring when the nazis take over the entire planet and then turn into a bunch of bumbling fucking retards
is that literally it?
WHERE THE FUCK IS STARFIELD?!!?!?!?!?!?!????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
>ANOTHER black female
>with giant Afro and sass
Oh god
>>379976530
NIGGGER
cool looking wolfenstein movie
Wonder if they'll account for the two completely different timelines with different characters in them?
Cool, another white people are evil game
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS LOL
Please tell me there's a extra game like 2015.
Is this new Wolfenstein just a movie?
>STRONG BLACK WOMAN
STRONG BLACK WOMAN
>STRONG BLACK WOMAN
STRONG BLACK WOMAN
>STRONG BLACK WOMAN
STRONG BLACK WOMAN
>STRONG BLACK WOMAN
STRONG BLACK WOMAN
>all these niggers
Can you fight for the Nazis in this?
now bj is a dad too
>>379976501
It's too fucking long
I already lost interest
pretty nice
Great, another shitty FPS, can't wait.
Stick to RPGs, Beth
>2
>>379976998
Hopefully his kids are gay and transsexual. And half black
WOLFENSTEIN ON DOOM ENGINE
MY DICK
Great now Bethesda can introduce this with VR support and paid mods in 2018.
i want to be the nazis though
>no todd
absolute shit