>monster has an intent to kill you >takes a moment to roar

>>379953224
never
its the sign of a dead medium

I agree with you OP

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>>379953224
Too many people base things on what they think an animal would do, over what they actually would.

>>379953224
it wont, because the people who are actually motivated to make shit like this thinks its 'cool'

Pisses me off too
Although I feel the xenomorph would do something like that, among other creatures

I understand the point but its not like animals never make noise to intimidate their foes.

It's so you can throw a bomb in there or somethin'

>>379953224
It's a sign of posturing which is often done in subjectively challenging fights.

Animals know that getting into fights unnecessarily is a bad idea so they will try to intimidate.

>>379953690
>people who are actually motivated to make shit like this thinks its 'cool'

Every time I see slow-mo it gets a groan outta me.

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>>379953617

>>379954383
This would make sense if they roared at you a few times instead of charging immediately

>>379954383

It would make sense if those roars were followed by cautious observation like what happen with bears, lions or tigers (hell, some don't even roar when hunting)

but nope, its always roar + attack

Its dumb as shit

>>379954383
>>379954072
An animal isn't going to try and intimidate anything after it already decided to kill and is close enough to make a kill.

>>379954376
S-Stop bullying that snake, bird.

>>379954682
Can't disagree with that

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>>379954376
the loggerhead shrike is one fucked up bird
>is a passerine, and thus lacks the sharp talons of birds of prey
>instead uses a sharp beak
>to fucking murder and skewer smaller animals onto plant thorns and barbed wire
>impaled animal remains acts as a food storage unit
>also gets the ladies
pic related; it's like that but across an entire area

>human has an intent to fight you
>takes 5 minutes to take off their shirt, pace and yell "imma fuk u up nigga imma fuk u up" instead of just punching you in the back of the head

>>379953224
Animals frequintley play with thier prey

>>379953617
Holy shit this bird is kicking the shit outta that snake, this bird is going Bruce Lee on that snake's Chuck Norris in Way of the Dragon, the bird is pulling a Deadly Alliance on the snake's Liu Kang.

>>379954527
Holy fuck these birds are cool. First i discover shoebills storks then these guys? Fuck yeah nature!

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>>379954527

Why are birds the coolest creatures on this planet?

>>379955357
>implying there aren't humans dumb to do this

>>379956041
Because they are literal dinosaurs back to fuck up dumbass snakes.

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>>379956041
They are what's left of the dinosaurs.

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>>379956041
Someone just try and tell me this isn't some of the coolest shit ever.

>>379956525
who is that on the top right? looks like the kangaroo of birds? he looks jacked.

>>379956041
they are former dinosaurs

What trailer is this?

>>379954376

rip poor lil snek

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>>379956350
How about bearded vultures?
They eat bones

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>>379956684
A cinereous vulture

>>379956984
metro exodus

>>379956041

all of this

>>379956191
>>379956350
>>379956335
>>379956765

>>379955261
>impales

my new favorite bird

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>>379953224
>tfw new Metro game

Feels like its been forever since the last one desu.

>>379953617
why isn't this on monster hunter?

closest thing I can think of is seregios

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>>379957574
They are pretty cool

>>379955261
Fuck, I finally understand why the Hyperion Shrike was called that!

>>379956525
Holy Shit. Every one of these birds except the bottom-left would go great on the cover for any generic shooter.

>>379957762
How?

Pretty standard trope in fiction to have the enemy do a bunch of impractical shit to give the main character an opening to save himself.

Look at the background of every fight scene that involves 1 character fighting multiple enemies and notice that they just stand in the background as they go in one by one.

>>379957501
fuck you birdmen

It is cinematic you retards

>>379957985
>every fight scene that involves 1 character fighting multiple enemies and notice that they just stand in the background as they go in one by one.

this needs to stop too.

>>379958001
snek spotted

>>379953617
>>379954376
>>379954527

Snakes BTFO
How will they ever recover?

>>379957048
And that rwd color is from the blood of its victims, not the vulture.

>>379957801
rip

>>379957048
Those eyes shall be inherited by /tg/

>>379957801
I wonder what is cries sound like.

>>379956525
is top right fucking mozgus

>>379956525
>bottom left
ok ok bird-kun im a 6'1" black man but shit im scared here take my money! fuck!

>>379953224
>monster
its a gorilla

>>379954710
stop, your lack of knowledge is showing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bkwy0scRXBU

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>>379959608
It's just a vulture, anon.

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>game has a giant spider
>it makes random animal noises
>it roars before attacking you
>it's got horizontal fangs rather than actual spider fangs
>it's also got a mouth full of fangs as if it were a lion or something
>it's got angry red glowing eyes

real spiders are terrifying, game spiders are too tryhard to take seriously

>>379953224
Literally the only game I've seen where this makes sense is Monster Hunter. They open up fights with an intimidating roar in order to hopefully scare off the opposition, or at least shake it enough that it won't be at full fighting fury when they engage each other. When they get pissed off enough, they'll roar again to pretty much express that they're enraged. One monster even has a special roar that does damage and has knockback if you're too close to it. These cases are all relevant to gameplay, however, so it's not quite as simple.

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>>379959996
>documentary about spiders
>it makes random poorly edited in animal noises
>it roars before attacking the other bug
>obnoxious special effects

>>379959204
It's just panting
https://youtu.be/XYEpFE8n14I

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>>379960181
>Getting balled on by a fucking chicken
Cats btfo

>>379960181
>Kill stealing

what a cock

>>379960181
>little cat just wanted to play
>fucking monster ass t-rex rolls up and maims the fucking mouse

>>379957801
context?

>>379953617
I wonder, is nature a "psychopath"?

Anyone got webms of the eagle/falcon (forget which) that hunts fucking goats by just flying around a corner and dragging them off of the ledge so that they get dashed to pieces on the rocks, or they just hunt turtles by picking them up and dropping them from 50 feet?

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>>379960379
>Chaos
>>379960410
>Neutral
>>379960479
>Law

>>379960613
its babies died

>>379960613
baby falcon got up onto the ledge and fell off
people who were running the camera put it back into the nest
male falcon returns to nest and the baby dies

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>>379960751

>>379960668
Fun fact, these birds instinctively know to aim their kicks at the head and upper necks of snakes, and they do it consistently.

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>>379960817

>>379959460
kek

>>379956525
Even birds do fucking JoJo references

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>>379960817
This gives me a bad feeling in the dick area

Birds are lame as fuck. Every other class of animals are magnitudes cooler in either appearance or behavior.

>>379960975
I just mean, aren't we all lizard brains deep down? We all have our most basic survival needs and pretty much will do anything to meet them. Wouldn't, then, all of our thoughts originate in the reptilian brain? Meaning all of our thoughts are purely selfish and self-based? I mean, I guess there are some real psychos out there who kill purely for fun, but even so.

>>379961371
pretty neat. I don't know how the hell they manage to get that shot.

>>379960514
CAPITALISM, HO

>>379961321
t. snek

Anyone have the webm of penguins launching themselves through the air and crashing into other penguins

>>379960668
There is a bird that actually impales victims on sharp thorns to kill them and eats them off the thorns

>>379961457
I guess that's where the higher brain comes in. So glad I have a forward and can be selfless sometimes. I wonder, though, is it self-centered for me to act selfless? Am I only doing it for approval and lying to myself to preserve my own ego? Hmmm.

>>379960817

That is fucking horrifying. The way the lizard is basically screaming internally at the end as its head is being eaten... christ, centipedes are the scourge of the fucking earth, in all their hideous forms

/v/ - Important Birds

>>379961791
forehead*

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>>379956765
>>379956335
>>379956191
WE

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>>379953224
>bullets do less damage against animals but arrows do more
fuck off with this

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>>379961997
SHEEIT

>>379961720
>>379960975
I'm including the human race in that statement, too, though.

>>379960675
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JnhjWUepaE8

>>379954072
The usually only do that to warn or scare other animals away. When they're on the hunt, it's the opposite. They're as quite as they can be.

>>379954376
that bird is fast as fuck holy shit

>>379957075
lel that fucking walk

looks like those bad game crouch walk animations

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>>379953224
>When will this shit stop?
It won't, it's a trope for some reason, and just like sneks with boobs, it will always be here.

>>379953617
>Too many people base things on what they think an animal would do, over what they actually would.

Yeah this. Lions don't roar at the animals they are hunting/eating. It would give away the position during the hunt and serve no purpose when it's attacking. I have no idea why movies and games have monster roar then they are hunting/attacking. It's like watching a autist REEEEEE over nothing.

This is why silent things are scarier in games/movies, because part of our brain realizes that's how animals actually are.

>>379962132
pretty smart

>>379960675
Don't tread on me.

>>379962132
bamboozled

>>379961997
Kek does anyone has the
My ancestor :) edit

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>>379962284
Birds can be badass, and then silly as fuck

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>>379960235

would it be possible to FUCK a Bird?

>>379960181
Cat= Narga
Mouse= Hunter
Chicken= Deviljho

>>379962528
n-nani

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>>379955357
>niggers
>Human

>>379962548
thanks friend

>>379962302
shit i could probably make a horror game about being stalked in the woods at night by an ordinary mountain lion.

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>>379962453
SHEEEIIITT

>>379953224
>Researchers may have found the key to the intimidating and paralyzing affect that a tiger's roar has on animals, including humans

>>379962528
>>379962606

H-hayai!!

>>379962612
You people always jump at the opportunity to be rude, huh?

Fucking kill yourself, retard.

>>379962548
This is so fucking true and not just in documentaries. American shows always have random sfx blaring whenever something happens, it's like the *whipcrack* from Johnny Test.

>>379962549
Nope, can't do it.

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>>379962661
>that one who flies away with a fucking toilet paper cape

>>379962528
YOU'LL NEVER SEE THEM COMIIIIING~

>>379962661
>farcry4.webm

>>379960675
Needs a counter combo

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>>379961674
I'm a devout insect and cephalodpod fag. Pic related is more interesting than all your shit for brains oversized parakeets combined.

>>379955261
thats metal af

>>379962876
Swans and Geese are fucking assholes

>>379962876
don't these guys have enough strength to break bones with a swipe of their wings?

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>>379962453
Gotchu fampai

>>379962801
>don't be rude!
>KILL YOURSELF
what did he mean by this

>>379955357
He's showing fear/doubt. Don't give him the chance.

>>379963073
The woman was the biggest asshole in that film though she literally put her dog in danger

>>379962132
out fucking skilled

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>>379962730
vae victis ;^)

>>379963035
how is this an interesting video?
have these people never seen a bird walk before?

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>>379963127

>>379960675
Looks like a scene from a Pixar movie

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>>379953224
giant bird of prey are cool and all, but how about a crow friend

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QqLU-o7N7Kw

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>>379963276
It was mostly confusion over how a vulture ended up in their garage.

>>379963186
>that desperate ink cloud well after the point it's too late

got me

>>379954376
Jesus Christ that bird is running a full dex build.

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>>379963127
It'd be funnier with a snake who thought dinosaurs were reptiles

>>379963541
looks to me like it walked ti

>>379963386
Crows are the best.

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>All these birbs
>Can't take home my baby cockatiel for another 2 weeks


GODDAMN IT

>>379953224
Right after they stop having the protagonists vocalize every insignificant action they take in fake E3 gameplay footage.

>>379963186
Fuck the ocean

>>379954376
Bird's footsies are the best in the afc I swear to God

>>379955261
i was just reading about those last week. it developed that behavior because it east some toxic grasshopper but leaves it on a spike so the toxins deteriorate. bad ass

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Anyone get catbirds? They're kinda cute.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kfWx6W7B1V0

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>>379963843

>>379963794
>birdfag

you know what? you're alright at least you're not a catfag, birds do take a degree of skill to raise properly

talking ones are pretty fun too

>>379955895
yOOO

is that a fucking dinosaur or some shti!!

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>>379956525

One on the top right looks like a mother fucking owlbear.

>bird of prey
>is actually a predator

>>379956335
Did you forget about crocodiles and sharks?

>>379964024
Fucking Doritos.

>>379960668
Most of the criteria for psychopathy are basically just being antisocial, so arguably any asocial species could qualify.

>>379963259
>Julius Caesar once sold the entire population of a conquered region in Gaul, no fewer than 53,000 people, to slave dealers on the spot
vae victis indeed ;^)

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>>379962876
This bitch...

>>379953617
No step on snek

>>379964307
I think it usually applies to people who are, like, actively antisocial, in that they hate other people and act out/use them to their advantage, rather than being passively antisocial like most of /v/ out of anxiety.

>>379956335
Literally dinosaurs

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>>379963186
gotem

>>379962876
very accurate filename

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>>379962876
>not letting your dog loose on the winged nigger
I used to have a rottweiler who loved nothing more than tearing apart the geese who tried to eat his food.

>>379962876
why is it so fucking big

>>379962661
I legit lost my shit at that toilet paper bird

>>379964395

fucking campers man

>>379964181
Crocodiles and sharks (and turtles) co existed with Dinosaurs, they're not related to them like birds are. Their biological design is pretty much perfect, which is why modern day crocs, sharks, and turtles look almost identical to their prehistoric ancestors, just smaller.

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>>379962876
>coal burner in the background
;^)

>>379964497
Nah, psychopaths are generally opportunists/pragmatists, just like animals. We think of it as "active" because we have to fight all kinds of ingrained instincts to do the same shit they just take for granted.

>>379962809
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7hxIi8j3QR0

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>>379953224
>Monster kills you
>Only then it roars

>>379964181

Crocodiles are reptiles whose ancestors were around during the time of the dinosaurs, but neither they, nor their ancestors are close relatives to dinosaurs, any more than, say, frogs are.

Sharks are fucking sharks, and not dinosaurs at all.

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>>379956041

>>379963096

No. The joint in their wing is basically solid bone though and they flap really hard. Shit hurts like hell and will leave a bruise but it wont break bone.

>>379964960
jesus christ

>>379964089

Cockatiels/Parakeets aren't too difficult as pets. Good sized cage, couple toys, some good perches, decent diet, 1-2 hours out of the cage every day, pretty simple honestly.

It's when you start getting to the larger birds. I can't imagine how expensive/intensive the care and time required for something like a Macaw is or a Cockatoo. Fucking sad too, you see rich cunts on Youtube with their big pretty birds, but you know they're going to get overwhelmed with the demands of the bird, and drop it off at a shelter. If I ever have the cash/time for a larger bird, I'd consider it, but goddamn do I get angry when I see vapid assholes picking them up like their easy to care for like a cat or something.

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>>379964801
Anyone else deathly terrified of sharks? I've been mocked for my great fear of the White Shark for years, but Jesus Christ, they're just living sea monsters to me. I sweat just finding a picture.

>>379957075
Those birds walk like fucking mechs

>>379962548
I know, Fuck monster bug wars. Piece of shit.

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>>379965203
good owner

also why do you have to wait two weeks for burd?

>>379963096
even large birds of flight weigh next to nothing, so I really doubt it. talons and sharp beaks might have some power, but geese and swans are not birds of prey.

>>379964801
>>379965053
Neat

>>379953617
>>379954527
>a hot secretary will never step on your snake with her sharp heels
WHY EVEN LIVE?

Also nice bird.

>>379962880
Rare loot.

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>>379954376
>taunting in the middle of a fight

>>379953224
>monster kills you instantly
ARTIFICIAL DIFFICULTY!

>>379964792
autism bird

>>379962876
>standing up to the white winged devil
>showing the dog to stand up to bullies
Good for her. Should have punched it though.

>>379961791
>>379961457
Selflessness is a myth. You do good deeds for others to feel good about yourself. Everything you do is ultimately to make you feel accomplished. If it didn't please you, you wouldn't do it.

>>379959996
>Dragon Age spiders are realistic
>They're also the scariest fucking boss in the game, and will fuck you up if you're not at 100% of your game, so you can't react fearfully at all

I-I don't like the deeproads.

>>379965259
For sure but I rarely think about it since I dont go into the ocean.

>>379965439

Only around 8 weeks at this point. I head to the shop every couple days to see how it's doing, letting it get used to my voice/face, and it stopped taking the syringe feedings around last monday, for the most part. They said it needs a little more time to get used to eating on it's own and perching/cage life. The wait is painful brother. Not even sure of a gender, but I think Kabuki is a decent name that can go either way.,

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>>379964625
>>379962612
You must be immune to the stench of your own cum considering your lack of self awareness, could you try to be more edgy?

>>379960181
This is why mammals had to wait for the dinosaurs to die out before they became the dominant species.

>>379965259
Sharks are scared of humans too. They just bite people to get a taste of the meat to see if they like it, and only when they're starving. And they don't like it either, our flesh tastes like shit to them

>>379960675
Because I'm happyyyyy

>>379966015
To me, it's just crazy such an animal exists for real. Mindblowing, really. The ocean really is the stuff of nightmares.

>tfw you hear a story from a shark attack survivor
>he says the scariest part wasn't being bitten, it was dragged helplessly down and fast down into the ocean.

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>birdcucks ruin another thread

>>379964625

> weebgook acting tough online
thanks for the laugh shitstain

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>>379965259
I fucking love sharks, even begged my parents to let me swim with a couple of nurse sharks during a summer trip to Cancun as a kid. If you think sharks are scary now, just imagine swimming with a Tylosaurus or Pilosaurus, which are double the size of a great white.

>>379965207
>Israeli/American political relationship.

>>379956525
4th birb looks like some final boss from an anime

>>379965398
ITS A FUCKING PLAGUE DOCTOR
WHAT IS THIS CALLED

>>379966379
I think that frog has autism.

>>379966301
That's actually a myth and countries like Australia have covered up shark attacks as "probable boating accidents" when they don't discover a body. Wouldn't want to lose out on them tourist dollars.
>>379966371
Another story:
>two divers in the water, surface and chatting a bit
>one says he hears a sound like a boat has gone by
>suddenly the water is red and his diving partner has disappeared.

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>>379966043
>Ooga booga!!

What did he mean by this?

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NOTHIN PERSONNEL KID

>>379962661
Literally the roodypoo of the animal kingdom

>>379959204
[AUTISTIC SCREECHING]

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>>379966590
Egyptian Vulture

>>379964960
The things they say about brainwashing... That's horrible conditioning.

>>379966694
I mean, they don't particularly enjoy human, as there's not enough meat on us for them, but they'll still have no qualms with ripping you in half as a "test" bite.

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>>379964801
>Their biological design is pretty much perfect
>turtles

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>>379966731
>finally posting something relevant to current discussion
better

>>379954527
>>379954376
>>379953617
SNAKEFAGS BTFO
Bird bros WW@

>>379964960
Fuck this faggot
He stopped making ytps

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>>379954376
>>379955261

>>379967020
no NO NO GET OUT OF THERE THAT'S A FUCKING CASSOWARY

>>379967020

Isn't that a Cassowary? Can't they cut 2 inches deep into you with their feet? Why the fuck are these people so casual about it.

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>>379967020
>we could've domesticated dinosaurs

>>379956525
>Bird bear hybrid on the top right
Fucking radical

>>379967020
>walking up to a cassowary
>with your fucking kids
that guy with the sandwich had the right idea, just give it some offerings and hope it goes on its way

>>379967152
Fuckin metal

>>379964058
So polite, birds don't usually wait for their feeder to leave.

>>379967313

Are you going to tell a giant ass bird that can gut you in seconds to go away and deny it food?

>>379966301
Sharks bite anything new, mostly to see if it's edible or not. They use their mouths like we use our hands, which is why you can ind all sorts of weird shit in their stomachs, like bits of surfboard, coral, plastic bags and driftwood.
Sharks often avoid consuming humans they bite not because they taste bad, but because we have comparatively little meat/fat and a high amount of dense bone compared to their usual fare.

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>>379966693
fuck you

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>>379967338
>whenever vultures show up in media, they always base it visually on an ugly condor, when bearded vultures, egyptian vultures, and these glorious fuckers exist

>>379967269

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yFXU7o0fYII

African Ravens can also talk. Cool birds. Wish I had the space/cash for one. Ravens are pretty bro tier, feed them a few times, and they'll comfortable hanging out around you.

>>379967602
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rIX_6TBeph0

>>379961547
It's an aquarium

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>>379967020
>No future where we have pets dinos living with us

>>379967073
Turtles are one of the most sucessful animals on the planet, and have survived longer than any croc or snake. Their modern day design is almost identical to prehistoric turtles, not to mention they've survived not only massive predators like Megalodon, Basilosaurus, and Liopleurdon, but also a fucking mass extinction event, and they're still kicking ass. I'd say turtles are pretty damn perfect desu.

>>379967508
Something like a Great White, though, a test bite can be deadly. Then there at Tiger and Bull sharks, both highly aggressive, and the Tiger shark will eat anything. Bull sharks have the most testosterone in the entire animal kingdom and will often attack without provocation. Also swim in freshwater. Great Whites have the strongest bite in the animal kingdom, as well.

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>>379967020

>>379967602
that hai was kawaii as fuck

>>379956525
that last bird bout to pull out a knife

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>it's a /an/ thread on /v/ episode

>>379966735

Those demon eyes

>>379954376
h-he's fast!

>>379968091
Someone post that vid of the Great White swimming towards that camera on a pole and then just dipping down out of view suddenly, then suddenly popping up and biting the pole full force.

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>>379953224
wasn't artyom holding it back with his leg?

pic unrelated

>>379968596
Did a drift catch his backside and knock him over?
Pretty good stuff. I wonder if animals feel embarrassment.

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>>379967364
"A 2003 historical study of 221 cassowary attacks showed that 150 had been against humans. 75% of these had been from cassowaries that had been fed by people." 75% chance that guy died, anon

>>379968086
>blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah
Doesn't look like you know shit about turtles except that they have an archaeological record. They're barely surviving on our planet, despite mankind's best efforts to protect them. They can't swim for shit. Their shell offers them protection from a total of ZERO predators, and all of them in the wild suffer from some health issue or another.

>>379968448
>waiting for your turn while watching your buddy play in hotseat multiplayer

>>379954376
Jesus christ that snake starting fucking spazzing out

>>379969837
how hard would it be for me to just grab that swans long neck and just snap in in half

>>379962661

Did they do something to the birds to provoke them? Fucking hilarious either way.

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>>379967780
<3

>>379960181
>nashville and pittsburgh compete for the cup

>>379970015
No, those are just striated caracara, a species of bird of prey that behave similar to crows, in that they are extremely curious but near fearless of humans.

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>>379968510
Courageous, but probably didn't think things through.

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Fuck off birdcucks

>>379969980
not very. they're dumb as fuck and get really close to humans

>>379962876
The movements of it's neck are nightmarish

>>379969539
Imagine the size of the omelette you could make with one of it's eggs.

>>379957801
what the fuck is this

>>379970547
that croc got vored

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>have to go to sleep for work in 5 hours
>stuck on /v/ looking at webm and gifs of birds

>>379969980
not too hard, the biggest problem would be whether you'll be okay with killing an animal, but if it's self defense and you didn't start it by going up to the bird, I doubt you'll be showing any remorse

>>379970382
>Top Ten Anime Battles.jpg

>>379958993
Why do birds always do that WHAT YOU LOOKIN AT sassy neck twist

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>>379964801

>>379967780
>No dear you've had enough leave some for the kids

>>379953224

it's a trailer, dummy. the real game won't be like that. although i wish it would, the trailer was fucking sexy

>>379954710
My cat proves this is false.

>>379953224

Its to showcase the monster in a direct and intimidating way, you autistic fuck.

>>379967973
>First opens
Qt Virgin
>At the end
Used up slut

>>379970952
Gators can run faster than humans, so do not get any ideas.

>>379968091
Nobody knows how hard Great Whites bite because they've yet to successfully measure it. The hardest bite recorded from a live animal is from a saltwater crocodile and it comes in at around 5200 pounds per square inch (About 45 times stronger than a human)
It is also theorised that killer whales have stronger bites than crocodiles but they haven't been properly recorded either.
Interestingly, bull sharks HAVE been recorded and have the strongest recorded fish bite at just under 1400 pounds per square inch, which is easily enough to tear off a limb. In fact people are attacked/killed far more often by man-sized sharks rather than larger ones.

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>>379970918

Not sure, probably adjusting whatever's in it's crop. Birds have like a second stomach. Food first goes into the crop, then it moves onto the stomach.

>>379967152
>Blades_Edge_Mountains.webm

>>379970952
That's a big fucking alligator. That's actually bigger than most crocodiles I've seen.

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>>379971121

>That big boss nigga vulture at the end.

>>379970764
every time

>>379971293
They have a low stamina, though. If you can Usain Bolt away from them fast enough to be away for 40 seconds it's not going to get you.

Alternatively, gators don't deathroll like crocs do, so you could grab its jaws shut fairly safely as long as you're fast and not retarded.