>middle school graduation on a sunday at midnight don't

What's he planning?
An open world middle school game?

>>379946061
Like someone pointed out, he could be there for the conference, just not on the show floor earlier than that. Although, why they bother to be confusing, who knows,

He's not going to rush onto a flight to LA after a graduation just for you stupid people.

>>379946480
Hologram Todd

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>>379946165
>An open world middle school game?
big reveal that they bought the rights to bully

>>379946061
Lying is all he knows how to do

>>379946606
More like pre recorded video, todd can't miss an opportunity to shill

>>379946165
bully?

>middle school graduation

are those really a thing? I know they weren't when I was in middle school

>>379946987
We had an end of year award ceremony type thing, it was a kind of send off to high school where they tried to impress on you that shit was starting to matter

>>379947138
Yeah, that would make sense since I had one of those too, but that took place on the last day of school on a friday. I have no idea why a Middle School one would be on a Sunday.

>>379946061
>shits on todd all year
>loses its shit when they hear he might not show up to e3
I knew you guys loved him

>>379947601
HINED

>>379946061
Or the school in question is on the other side of the country for all we know. So he might have free time during e3 but he is in fucking new york or something (just a little hyperbole, don't know where he and his family live).

>>379947601

difference: todd doesnt and has never given a fuck. who is gonna fire him? himself?

It wouldn't surprise me if he is there in pre-recorded video form.

>>379947585
We all love Howard. Also, why is there Middle School graduation in the start of June?

>>379947601
this is kinda shitty for them. does E3 always interfere with school graduations or is it just this year?

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>>379946987

Granted, it's not really a new thing but yes, they are a thing. I had to go through one and thought it was pretty dumb.

>>379946061
>middle school graduation
>on a Sunday
>at midnight
>in the middle of June
He's lying out his ass.

>>379946061
>todds actually at a graduation
>he'll fly in and make it for the last minutes of the conference
>as he walks out on stage the skyrim theme starts playing
>todd takes center stage ready to make an announcment
>"I'm pleased to announce coming this holiday season we'll be releasing the skyrim special edition remastered, please look forward to it"
>todd leaves the stage as every claps

>>379948519
see >>379947601
it was probably on Friday

>>379947417
>but that took place on the last day of school on a friday
Ours took place on a saturday, but I am from a small town in the middle of bumfuck nowhere and it was mostly just used as an excuse for a social event so I'm not sure how other places did it

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>>379948519
>he doesn't even have a son

>>379946165
He's already made two of those.

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>>379948519
Would I ever lie to you?

>>379948869
We're all his sons; praise be to Godd

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>>379948963

>>379948361
nice fake 4chan filename for your tumblr gif

>>379949497

Thanks

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>>379949338
>The Elder Scrolls is his son and the next installment symbolizes its graduation

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>>379946165
See that rope?
You can climb it.

>>379946061
>celebrating a middle school graduation

Way to advertise your low expectations for your kid

>>379948361

Fucking great movie.

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>>379946845
Oh please be this. Please Todd I want to see your beautiful face at E3 again.

>>379949996
I live under a rock, what is this from?

>>379946061
What happened to mods banning for even pretending to be underage?

>>379950212
Bethesda knows his meme popularity, there's no way they won't have him there in some form if he can't physically attend, it would just be bad business

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>>379946061
Post yfw when Todd makes a surprise appearance

>>379947585
We love memes and Todd is a living meme.

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>>379946987
>Being so poor you can't attend one of America's top 10 elite prestigious ivy league grade school prep academies

literal pleb

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>>379950693
>I said I wouldn't be here...
>I lied.

>>379947861
School ends first week of june around here

>>379948519
>in the middle of June
I don't know about the other things, but why is this one weird? Mid-June is always when school ends (for highschool and below).

>>379950848
>anyone on /v/ being smart enough for ivy
shut up brainlet

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>>379951314
>todd admitting to lying
>ever
He'll say he caught a last minute flight because he's so dedicated to the fans and hyped to tell you about all the new games you'll be buying

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>mfw bethseda changed their time to 9pm pt now.

top fucking kek.

>>379950848
ahah i know poor pleb will never know the fun we had on the penis inspection day.

>>379951801
It's to give todd time to get there

>>379951878
>implying private schools don't have an even more rigorous penis inspection process

>>379950237
Toy Story 4

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>>379946061
His children graduate late at night 10-11pm which is normal in America due to how poor the country is since they lack diversity.

>>379949898
It just works.

>>379950237
The Incredibles

I haven't seen it in a decade I should watch it again.

>>379946932
Bully made by bethesda would actually be amazing R* better bring that shit back soon

When's the Bethesda presentation?

>>379952674
2 hours

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>>379952518
Oh shit, I've actually seen it fucking ages ago but forgot what it was like (or even about) completely.

>>379948071
are you retarded?

>>379946987
>"when I was in middle school" as if you're any older than 25
I graduated middle school in 2007 at a school in the middle of nowhere with a class of 70 kids and there was still a ceremony where everyone got their diploma in front of their parents and shook the principal's hand.

>>379951570
I went to Ross School of Business, which is better than most Ivy League business schools. But I am just here for the E3 shitposting and killing time before bed. I don't vidya.

>>379947765
>who is gonna fire him? himself?
It would be the ultimate ruse

Anyone else ink all these "graduations" are retarded? I hear about preschool, kindergarten, 1st grade, etc. Kids that little don't give a fuck, they'd rather be home riding their bike. This participation trophy culture is shitty as hell.

>>379947585
Of course we do. He's charismatic af

>>379951540
My schools all ended the third week of May.

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>giving a shit about high school graduation
i skipped my college graduation, its just a fucking waste of time

>>379948071
they always try to have e3 when it disrupts the most graduations. They really hate the parent-child bond.

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>>379951570
>tfw I got accepted into ivy league schools
>tfw I went somewhere closer to home because they offered a full ride scholarship vs a partial one
>tfw I failed out anyway so it didn't even matter

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>>379947601
Truly our boy, putting the gamers ahead of himself.

>didn't just move the graduation to E3

what is Todd even doing with all the money he got from you guys buying Skyrim and Fallout 4

>>379953478
>buying Skyrim and Fallout 4

>>379953191
High school is arguably a decent enough milestone to warrant one. We didn't have any ceremonies outside of >>379952987 (minus parents) though.

>>379953241
You went to a school for tards

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>>379953523
Buy them or I pull the pin anon

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>>379953478
>the last 5 minutes of the conference is a live graduation for his son and his son only
Missed opportunity Todd.

>>379952780

did it get delayed or something because I'm pretty sure it was supposed to be now

>>379950237
Fetish Fuel Moms 2, Elastic Boogaloo.
The Incredibles

>>379953836
>todds son gives the presentation

>>379953898
Delayed they had to fly todd in

>>379953725
When did you start school?

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>>379954039
Beth is nothing without Todd or Todd really cares for Beth

>>379947601
>8th grade graduation
???

>>379954338
As far as public/pr purposes are concerned Todd is Beth, he's memed himself into being their entire image

>>379954381
>graduate 8th grade
>parents clap

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Holy fucking shit /v/ is unbelievably autistic. Every fucking school has some sort of ceremony at the end of the school year. It doesn't have to be a big thing. This board genuinely sickens me.

Michael Pachter is full of shit. Since when did /v/ start believing that guy? I would believe Todd first.

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>>379954489
>Todd will appear with his son next to him doing the presentations
His son will have the same height as Todd

>>379954618
thank you for your input
my cock goes in your mouth now

>>379954618
Can't fool us, todd

Non-native english speaker here
what the fuck is middle school

>>379949898
Underrated post.

>>379954820
Yuru Yuri

>>379954820
6th - 8th grade (11 - 14 years old)

>>379954820
It's also known as "Junior High" school. The grades before you take high school, but after elementary

>>379954820
Look it up next time.

>>379954820
1-4 elementary school
5-8 middle school
9-12 high school

>>379955040
It's not standard. k-5 was elementary for me, 6-8 middle, 9-12 high.

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>>379951540
It isn't weird. Plenty of schools end in June, I graduated high school on June 22nd.

Besides that the graduation doesn't necessarily take place at midnight. Todd Howard probably lives on the opposite side of the country because that's where Bethesda Game Studios is. If it took place at like 6 PM EST and ended at 7, he would take a 6 hour flight to Los Angeles and show up at 9 PM PST. But that's assuming he immediately appears in an airplane and once it lands he immediately appears at E3. The last 3 hours could easily disappear in transit. Or maybe it was on Friday and he couldn't get a flight booked or something stupid.

I don't even like Bethesda but I don't hate Todd Howard enough to doubt him over something so fucking petty. I guess I'm just autistic or something.

>>379954820
The time where girls lose their virginity and become whores

>>379952518
Do it, it's really good man

>>379954039
>Delayed
Til when? Isn't it supposed to happening about now?

>>379955157
Guess that was just my school then, we changed building every 4 years, probably because it was a small school and they couldn't fit 5th in the same building

>>379955314
It's at midnight for fucks sake, just look up the god damn schedule.

>>379947861
I graduated high school June 11 last year.
and Parris Island January 13 this year

>>379955314
Twitch/bethesda fucking learn to check yourself

>>379955040
when I was in school elementary was 1-5 and middle was 6-8

did that change?

>>379955410
Well thanks. I did look it up but wasn't sure.
Appreciate it.

>>379946165
Did Altus sell persona to bethesda?

>>379955431

How do you like the Marines?

>>379955523
no that's the norm

>>379955523
see >>379955390 I probably just went to a weird school, I'm from a tiny town so a lot of things weren't standard

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B-But Todd aren't we your children too?

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>>379946165
the sex mods tho

>>379955690
holy shit that's Jesse Eisenberg

>>379954618
>hey guys, I'm overreacting. Do I fit in guys?

>>379946061
They delayed the conference 2 hours so Todd could make it

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>>379956302
Of course you didn't think Todd would abandon us did you?

>>379954820

Middle school is grades 6th to 8th.

>>379955750
My thoughts exactly

>>379956730
7th to 9th

>>379946061

>he wasn't there last year either
>it was dogshit

please, Todd, save us from your own company

>>379946061
I mean what? Is Todd final graduating middle school or something?

>>379949898
;~;

>>379951570
>you have to be intelligent to get into the ivy league
As long as you're not white or asian, you're guaranteed to get in

>>379950237
Despicable Me 2

>>379952987
wat
I finished middle school in 08 and there was literally nothing.

>>379954938
no, junior high is 7-9, middle school is usually 6-8

>>379956695
>tfw you start trying to sing it to the fun song

>american education

back in the real world and first world countries years 7 - 12 are considered high school.

>>379959091
Why does it matter?

>>379946061
I just went full autism

Assuming Todd lives in montgomery county (where bethesda is located), there are no school events scheduled on june 11 http://www.montgomeryschoolsmd.org/info/graduation/

>>379959206
TELL ME LIES
TELL ME SWEET LITTLE LIES

>>379959206
>Head of successful gaming studio
>sending his kids to a public school
Where can I get some of the drugs you're taking?

its 8 o clock in commiefornia

>>379959206
Check the 9th

>>379947601

>>379959487
How rich do you think he is?

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>Todd paraglides on stage
>elder scrolls theme starts playing
>Todd says "I am proud to introduce"
>THE
>ELDER
>SCROLLS
>VI:
>Oblivion 2
Post yfw

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>>379959487
are you calling my boy todd a kike?

>>379948361
The Despicables

>>379959598
He's 6'2" and makes $125,000 a month with a $15,000,000 net worth. The internet says so.

http://www.whatnetworth.com/todd-howard-net-worth/

>>379953291
how did u name two different kinds of graduations and neither are the one that is actually being referenced?
youre impressively retarded

>>379959598
Certainly 'rich enough' to afford to send his kids to a private school.
Only poorfags can't...

>can barely keep eyes open
>still 1 hour
He better be there.

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>>379953941
>Dad said it's my turn to tell lies

>>379947601
>Americans and their endless graduations
Yeah uni graduation. You shouldn't be upset you missed your kid's 'graduation' for passing a homework assignment.

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>>379951314

>>379947601
>middle school graduation
What a meme.

Would Todd not showing up be the biggest disappointment in E3 history?

Any clues on how to stay awake for another hour? No drugs.

>>379955431
high school seniors graduate early, that's a given. middle school though?

>delayed again
i guess Bethesda understands it's not really E3 if Todd isn't there to lie to us

>>379946061
>conference delayed by 2 hours so Todd could make it

>>379960826
He didn't show up last year. They threw in a video of him instead.

"Delayed"

It was never delayed. We knew it would be 9PM PT time for months. You guys just got fooled by some retard who cannot into time zones and made a countdown that was wrong.

>>379946061
Maybe that'll be the lie he tells this years and he shows up and he delivers on all his promises!

Dreamboy here. Todd won't be there.

Todd's son here. My graduation is getting delayed by 2 hours so me and my dad can talk at E3.

I'm imagining that they have him restrained and tied up at home.
It's because today Obsidian will be announcing Fallout NV HD, and their next Fallout spinoff game.
If Todd Howard were present we'd finally see his true colors on stage, he'd finally ascend to the next plane of existence as his pure rage can no longer be contained, thrusting him above the audience, he glows a blinding red as he screams, asking, pleading, "Why didn't you buy my GAME?". The soundwaves shattering glass, cracking walls, disrupting brain waves, sending the theater into ruins, the audience getting caught in the rubble, blinded by his form, killed by their inability to handle rage in purity.

>>379961947
This is the only logical explanation

Wait a second

Todd wasn't ever married

>>379962145
Random spawn.

>>379962145

It just works

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>>379962145
>He thinks you need to be married to have a son

>>379946987
i did

christian private schools

>>379962614
Is that the new dovahkin?

>>379962603
If Todd is 6'2" how tall in Pete?

>>379946061
Maybe his son studies in Australia?

>>379962910
7'4".

>>379962910
Super mutant height

How long before todds son finds out about /v/ and his father is a liar

>>379946987
I finished MS in 2008 and I never had this shit either

>>379963002
Australia doesn't have middle schools

>>379963158
you can't search for Todd's name and not run into Toddposting everywhere. He probably actually already knows.

>>379963261
>implying Pete didn't find him Toddposting when it started

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>>379963261
>tfw this is actually true

how much long until starts?

>>379963571
30 mins

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>>379946987
Funny thing about that. The MS graduation speech actually had to heavily edited since the flamboyant vice president who wrote it got arrested for raping and murdering a 3 year old back in middle school.
http://www.uticaod.com/article/20101213/NEWS/312139890

>>379963764
Fuck I meant 2 year old

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>>379963261
>it's 4:26 am here
>googled Todd Howard
>clicked images
>all the suggestions are for Toddposting images
>mfw all this whilst fleetwood mac plays on loop in background
Think I just woke up the household cackling

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>>379946061
>yfw the Bethesda conference is at the middle school graduation

it begins

>>379961129
I feel like I'm having a mental breakdown seeing all these morons thinking some random site is accurate.

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>>379964038
>Bethesda flies all of E3 to watch Todd lie at his son's graduation

>>379964723
>implying anyone would pick cringe corporate cucks shilling instead of based Todd saying literally anything

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>>379964723
>The graduation isn't even his son's, it's just some random ass middle school that wasn't warned in advance what was happening

>>379966259
>todd lies his way in by claiming some random kid is his son