>OH FUCK I CANT BELIEVE IT BUT TORQUEBOY777 JUST USED THE

>>379940059
WELCOME TO THE FAMILY, SON

Cringiest part of the presentation by far. This is 100% going in CrowbCat's E3 2017 video

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>>379940251
>CrowbCat's E3 2017 video

I cant wait.

>>379940059
unironicly my second favorite part. Was all ready to be underwhelmed by what looked like a survival crafting wilderness game following up the survival crafting zombie game, than without warning we are in some GOFAST multiplayer arena fight and this dude is screaming into the mic.

I jumped when this guy came out of nowhere and started screaming.
Thought he was some madman interrupting the show

That part came and gone so quickly, it didn't make any sense.

>>379940059
he was god tier
wher is the gif?

>>379940059
Fuck off dude! I thought it was pretty "Badass"!

>>379940848
I'm glad I wasn't alone in that. I was hoping he'd get tackled by security

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>>379940059
>That running animation
>Battleborn tier graphics
I feel bad for them if they thought this was a good idea

>>379940059
>THE MORE I YELL THE MORE EXCITING THIS GAME IS, AUDIENCE

>>379940059
literally "this game is boring so we need someone there to make it sound interesting by screaming into his headset: the game"

Is that fucking Jason Blaha?

Did they even give the name of the game he was watching? I legit have no idea what I watched.

>>379940059
I missed this, what video game are they talking about?

>>379940659
This. He's like marketing kryptonite. My wallet is going to stay thicc..

>>379941509
The Darwin Project which is possibly the most try-hardy game I've seen in a while

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They had a brony in their gameplay video. I have a feeling the dev's might be bronies. No wonder it was so cringe.

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>>379942318
Looks like we have new Barneyfag bait

>>379942318
Oh no....

>>379940059
GAS ALL THE FUCKING KIKES RACEWAR NOW!

I CANNOT believe they allowed this racist drumpf supporter to do this.

>>379942318
>>379942526
What year is this?

This was hilarious. I burst out in laughter when he started shoutcasting.

>>379940059

>THIS IS THE GREATEST DESTRUCTION I'VE SEEN SINCE THE TWIN TOWERS! THE BIGGEST JOKE SINCE THE HOLOCAUSE FOLKS!

I can't believe they got Raimi to go all the way to E3 just for that presentation.

>>379940059
I have no idea what the fuck any of that was or why anyone deemed it necessary.

>Porche 9/11
>overenthusiastic commentator guy

is that all the cringe from Microsoft?

>>379940059
May have gone too far in a few places

Iunno, I'd be interested in trying out the game if its on ps4 too.

I love battle royale-type shit, so by that alone they already got my interest.

But fuck, the shoutcasting coming out of nowhere was funny as hell. I guess they were trying to sell the idea that we're watching people kill each other for mere entertainment. atleast thats what I got from it

Game is generic but honestly the guy was fine. Im sure he rehearsed it but for something so out of the blue he didnt fuck up his lines at all.

>>379940059
>Live commenting pre recorded gameplay

>>379940059
does anyone have the clip, missed this

>>379942526
Worst possible time line

Still has nothing on spaghetti youtube creator.

>>379942318
All it needs is a sperm tank and a fingerless gloves meter, and it'll hit every note.

>>379940059
holy fuck this was absolutely terrible


to think, somewhere out there a team of marketers sat down and thought "hey this is hip and cool, the kids will just LOVE this"

>>379942318
>That GUI
Is it a mobile game?

>>379944382
>"hey this is hip and cool, the kids will just LOVE this"

Hey, for all you know, they did.

>>379940059
Fuck off, that was badass.

>>379944475
I was certainly entertained

All these companies making "Arena" style games and they are all shit. I want something like an actual Hunger Games game; Extremely limited weaponry with a heavy focus on actual survival.

>>379940059
I thought it was hilarious

kids too easily triggered these days
>le cringe

So this guy commenting on this meh piece of shit game was trying to make it look like it was going to be the next big esport phenomenon right?

How fucking egotistical are they?

>>379944382
>Hey fred, i hear this esports thing is pretty big
>ye I guess so, its on that twat tv or something
>how about watch some of the events and use that to market that low budget game that we got?

>>379944475
they're all playing overwatch

a hunger games x battleborn isnt gonna stir any interest

>>379940059
But dude that badass could be you!! Imagine everyone being amazed at your LEET SKILLZ, my fellow gamers!

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>>379942318
Look at that horrible Hud. They took every cancer mechanic and jammed it into the screen.

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>>379942526
>deadpool pony

This will be the next Battleborn, mark my words.

>>379944676
>extremely limited/no in-game item drops
>twitch subscribers can send you shit for real money
this could make so much money, if the game was actually good

>>379945007
See this would be hilarious because then you'd get 4chan autists going into gurl gamer Twitch streams and donating tons of money to her opponents to make sure she loses all the time.

I would actually spend money on that.

>>379940701
Same. And am I mistaken or was there hunger games popularity buffs from mixer viewers? I thought he said something about mixer chiming in and the character got a small buff.

>>379940059
I don't think I've seen a showcase go downhill so quick

Like it went from "huh, I wonder what this game is" to "shut it down" in like a second

>>379944698
It fucking scared me and made me drop my fucking burrito at first.
Really made me laugh afterwards, best part by far.

>>379945141
start buying redd coins now

>>379940059
> Muh esports type game thingy

So many games have done this and were DOA. I remember loads back in the X360 days.

>>379945549
Super Monday Night Combat.

>>379943629
i don't know what your point is. he's a shoutcaster and was shoutcasting, but based on the reaction it maybe wasn't a good idea. it was supposed to be a sort of "hah, you didn't think this was a competitive e-sport did you?!" sort of switch but it was just confusing to all of a sudden have some crazy man shouting on stage. you aren't focusing on the gameplay anymore, just him

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>>379942318
>liking Deadpool makes you a brony

>>379945683
Don't remind me. Such a promising game ruined by shit support and the most cancerous pay to win microtransactions ever.

>>379945762
1. That's clearly an MLP inspired unicorn
2. Deadpool fans are literally worse than bronies
3. Gwenpool fans might be worse than both but that's like trying to measures absolute zero, I'm not sure we have the tools to measure that low.

>>379945683
That game was so hyped. Fell flat on its ass within a day, yet small devs still think they can create an install base. Only Rocket League managed to do it and that wasn't pushed nearly as much as other games.

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>>379945762
Deadpool fans are the most tedious Marvel fans. They think a character just being an asshole and then saying he's in a movie/comic somehow is this high caliber character when his shtick gets old. I can't stand how people have these freakouts when Deadpool just appears and they proceed to act like everything he says is amazing.

...that said, Duggan's run is good cause he remembers to put the dark shit in there.

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>>379940251
Sorry?

>>379947370
that was ea's conference

>>379940059
Commentary me daddy

>>379947370
Feel like EA does this just as a way of deflecting criticism. Anyone who dislikes EA is just a homophobe.

I wonder if Freddy Franchesco can afford the Xbox One X AND the new 911 Porshe

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>>379940059
>That fucking seven minute State of Decay trailer before it
I don't know, that was a contender for being the most boring.

>>379947753
Will State of Decay also have Legendary weapons for me to loot? This is important.

>>379940059
Is that game commentator an actual commentator or is he a nobody? Anyway I thought it was very cringy

I still have no fucking idea what happened. He came out of nowhere, nothing was really explained about the game outside it being another hunger games survival game, and nothing was mentioned afterward.

Didn't help that the game looked like Battleborn.

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OH SHIT THERE'S ANON
OH THERE HE GOES BEING A FAGGOT
OH MY GOODNESS THE AMOUNT OF COCKS HE'S SUCKING RIGHT NOW

>>379943320
manofspidersposting is the best posting.

>>379940059

He totally meme'd all over himself.

who is this guy?

>>379943950
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Zdkj2R-NS4

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>First 30 seconds
>Ok, this could be cool. Survival game with basic weapons
>Next 2 minutes
>HEY GUYS XXDEMONKILLERX USED HIS CLOAKING DEVICE AND SHOT SEEKING ARROWS TO KILL TURBOFAGGOT19 AND LOOT SOME EPIC GEAR
>mfw

>>379940059
that was a tasty cringe

>>379940059
Does his shirt say THE FRIDGE NETWORK?

>>379940182
FPBP.

>>379947682
They all do it, or do you think the women their parading in stage is genuine?

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>>379940059
nope, he was a badass, the hypest thing on the whole fucking show, really says a lot about microsoft

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>>379948104
kek

>>379940251
u don't recognize gold when you see it

>>379941454
some tf2/ow copy

So is every conference gonna have a dumb Esport cast thing going on?

>>379946571
well at least dp is interesting unlike any other superhero shit expect judge dredd which is king

>>379950472
it's cuz he's so cool

>>379949794
it looked fucking shitty and then the hypeman made it bearable

microsoft sucks so much cock nowadays when it comes to games

>>379940059
Unironically the best part of E3 so far. Literally the one time forced esports shit was entertaining. Shame it was wasted on such a forgettable game.

>>379951509
maybe every dumb e-spurts garbage is gonna have it
>>379951837
this, the dude was more hype caster than tasteless and artosis

>>379951794
stop talking about cock, i'm getting aroused

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>>379940059
>mfw he disappeared into the darkness as quickly as he emerged

>>379945762
Deadpool fans are literal fucking cancer, always fat cunts with fingerless gloves and EDGY SELF AWARE humor. Absolutely disgusting.

>>379945762
Might as well you epic bacon narwhal faggot

>>379952082
Thats the most baffling part desu. He was up there for all of twenty fuckin' seconds, why bother including him at all?

>>379952651
E-Sports CRED

>>379952651
>why bother including him at all?

because it's so weird and brash. it gets people talking about it, and the game itself.

it's simple really.

>>379951981
anon sucks so much cock for videogames

>>379952651
because he is the god damn hypeman, are you not american? hypeman is the cheapest best thing you can do to lift the spirits in awful garbage show

black stand-up is mostly about being a some kind of hypeman

>>379940059
what the fuck is THE FRIDGE NETWORK?

>>379940059
I heard reports that nobody knew who the hypeman was. Nobody was supposed to actually appear on stage. Who is he, /v/? Is he affiliated with the Peggle 2 guy?

>>379940182
ETHAN PLAY MY GAME

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Xbone Wun

>>379948104
Thanks for the new reaction pic.

>>379951601
shut up indiean, fucking embarassing

>>379946571
Probably because you have only read Waypool.Joe Kelly's run of Deadpool is really good, and in a lot of issues they knew when to push serious moments. Deadpool isn't just memes and "LOL RANDUMB XD" crap, at least when he's written well.