>no Todd What's even the point of watching the conference

are you fucking kidding me

>>379936401
FUCK

DON'T CARE NOW

>>379936401
They better not announce Elder Scrolls VI without him

>>379936401
my parents never went to any of my graduations

>>379936401
no sweet little lies?'''''''

>Michael Pachter says Todd won't be there
Todd is 100% confirmed to be there

>>379937723
lol

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>>379936401
>middle school graduation
Excuse me, what? Are americans so dumb they are proud enough to finish middle school they make a graduatipn cerimony?

>>379936401
>Todd goes to the middle school graduation
>"Hey man get away from those parents and sit with the other kids"

>>379936401
Not watching this shit then

>>379938002
Isn't this a scene from The Incredibles?

>>379936401
>graduation at night

>>379937896
Kek

>>379938002
Other countries do it too, I know Japan at the very least takes even Elementary school graduation really fucking seriously.

>>379936401
>middle school graduation
>on a sunday
>at 7 PM

Are you sure that he didn't mean the show floor at E3 rather than the press conference?

>>379938002
Yeah, its also customary to call high school graduation "second graduation." Graduating middle school is a big step here since penis inspection day starts in high school.

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>be todd howards oldest
>graduating from middle school
>dad said he'd come, despite big press event
>graduation ceremony in full swing
>excitedly look into audience
>dads chair is empty, only a framed pic related on it
>i pre-ordered skyrim special edition in exchange for him attending
>so sick of his lies

>>379938002
You would of know if you past middleschool

b-b-b-but my le toddposting
buy skyrim now reeeee raging todd.jpg

>>379938073
lel

>>379936401
do you guys think this means that they are not announcing anything big?

>>379938527
As opposed to present middle school?

>>379936401
You call him a liar
You make rude memes
You don't buy his games
This is what you get

>>379938819
>falling for obvious bait
Well, thanks for the (You) anyway

It's fucking Michael Pachter, guys. For newfags, here we go:
>Shows up around every E3
>Spews some hot, controversial /v/-like opinions
>"This game or system is going to fail"
>Game or system ends up being a success
>People still fall for his shit every single year
He was right about the Wii U, but broken clock etc, etc.

>>379938607
ghost todd this year

>>379938002
Amerifats are all babies that need gratification at every step of their life. Why do you think they're so fucking disgustingly fat?

>>379936401
>bethesda says todd won't show up
>no todd throughout all of E3
>boring games announced
>suddenly: Elderscrolls 5.5: Skyrim 2: the Prequel 4 announced as Todd rushes the stage
>thousands of pre-orders confirmed in an instant, bethesda wins e3 instantly
>all because todd lied about coming

>>379937569
More likely to be a free-to-play Fallout MMO

>>379938409
thats because the education system is much better in Glorious Nihon. finishing 4th grade is about the equivalent of graduating from a filthy gaijin high school

>>379938409
Japans schooling system is set up so you can actually fuck up your life by the end of elementary school Ok that is an exaggeration, but you seriously can close off a lot of options for yourself by not getting into the right high school.

Todd is going to be in a video for a Fallout 4 expansion pack

>graduating
>from middle school

wait what

what would be the point of watching in the first place? bethesda has literally never made a good game anyway

it's all part of kojimas ruse.
they will say on stage, that sadly todd couldn't attend.
but then a nasal voice will be heard through the speakers.
"See that stage? I can walk to it."
"sweet little lies" blasts through the speakers as todd jogs onto the stage.
The other people on there will playfully scold him for lying again, but todd will only shrug mischievously while smiling at the audience.
the big announcment will be a sitcom starring todd howard himself and co-starring norman reedus, titled "sweet little lies". the working title of the sitcom was "death stranding" and all those trailers were doctored.

>>379939579
That's still irrelevant, they've still got middle school left at the very least.

>>379939314
Tell me lies. Tell me sweet little lies.

wait there are two countdowns is it in 1h30 or 3h30?

hopefully we get a clip of him

>>379939909
lies

>>379937569
Video announcement senpai

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>>379936401

I fucking knew it, I knew this was the face of a typical, white family man. A handyman with a neat tool shed, a big, green lawn, who wouldn't miss his daughter's graduation for the world.

>>379936401

What time is this conference? If it really is at 12:00 am eastern they can get fucked. That is full retard.

>>379936401
>No Godd Howard
What's the fucking point

>>379940395
7pm pst

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>>379936401
It makes me sad, lads, Todd is already graduating from middle school.

>>379939147
>i was just pretending to be retarded XDDD

>>379940506
9pm, your countdown site is wrong

>>379940395
>>379940506
10pm est

>>379940395
They know their target audience is California faggot hippy SJWs. Not East Coast Catholics.

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>>379940623
>>379940620
>>379940506

>>379936401
that's just the first lie of the event

>>379940718
It's 9pm pst/midnight est

>>379936401
>Bethesda event starts
>Todd Howard walks out on stage
>"You probably heard a rumor I wouldn't be here today because my son is graduating... Well, I lied"
>Todd looks directly at the camera and winks
>Little Lies by Fleetwood Mac starts playing

>>379940623
>>379940620
>>379940718
>>379940506
>>379940395
What the actual fuck they did change it to 9pm pst I dont wanna wait fro that

>>379940718
Don't listen to them, it's actually 4am GMT

>>379940395
5:00am here in Britboom land

>>379936401
>middle school graduation
What a fucking loser.

>>379940931
>>379941000
yeah, the twitch title says 9pm so thats the official time, the countdown on e3countdown is wrong

>>379937569
Are people actually expecting an Elder Scrolls VI announcement? The Fallout 4 announcement was 4 years after Skyrim released.

>>379941000
Could be worse, Devolver is at 10.

nice trips btw

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>>379940985
>haha I don't have a son
>Now watch this trailer for Fallout 4 VR Edition

>>379941350
And?

>>379937569
>implying Todd won't have a surprise appearance just to announce Skyrim 2 (aka Elder Scrolls VI)

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>>379940985

>>379939183
Better check outside, I hear a truck full of people of color coming to enrich the lives of your family

>>379941350
Fallout 3 came out 2 years after Oblivion and Skyrim was 3 years after that

I don't know why people try to cite the release schedules of previous Bethesda releases as if they weren't pumping out game after game at one point

>>379941534
..and it's been only two years since Fallout 4 released.

Fucking MIDDLE SCHOOL gradutation. Can it be any more irrelevant?

Fallout 4 Legendary Edition when?

Are we gonna be Todd jr. Posting?

>>379940985
Meanwhile, his son sits at his graduation ceremony waiting for his dad who promised to show up. At this point though, he's probably used to all the lies.

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>>379936401
>Morgan Webb will be back
>but she got a breast reduction

>>379941682
it only took them 2 years to make fallout 3 after Oblivion and they don't even have to create a "new" engine.

>>379936401
they're going to tease TESVI at the end

>>379938207

E3 is in LA, you want him to teleport there from Maryland?

>>379936401
Video games.

>>379942692
>implying he couldn't

>>379941695
Preschool graduation, it's just glorified daycare.

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I have to stay up until 5AM to watch this shit and Todd aint even gonna be on. Fuck this

>>379942913
UK fag? Some places say its 3 am and others 5 am wtf

>>379942730

>video games
>by bethesda

lolololo

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>Things going boringly normal
>they talk about improving elder scrolls online
>D44M campaign dlc or D44M 2: D55M
>ceremony closing
>an arrow hits the speaker
>must've been the wind
>small wood elf like person runs up
>steals the mic
>BY GOD ITS TODD
>ELDER SCROLLS VI: VALENWOOD
>FALLOUT: NEW TEXAS
>YOU CAN DO ANYTHING
>sweet little lies plays as Todd slowly takes off his face
>it's actually an intern
>Todd's greatest lie yet, his own existence

>>379940985
I'd literally but Fallout 4 if that happened.

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>>379943567
Not uk, no. It's at 5AM london and lisbon time

>>379936401
>Middle school graduation
Jesus Christ, it actually sounds like a joke.

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It's not a graduation! He is moving from the 4th grade to the 5th grade.

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>>379943909
>small wood elf like person
kekkled

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>>379936401
>middle school graduation

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>>379936401
WHO'S GONNA SELL ME BETHSHIT NOW?!

>>379936401
>middle school
>graduation

Americans, you have some explaining to do

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>>379944569
>>379944262
>>379936401
>>379938002

>Todd being a good father doesn't want to miss an event his son consider it important
>This is a bad thing for /v/ because he decided not to see a bunch of neckbeards who they only care to make memes out of him and will pirate his games anyways than going to see his son when he has no chance to do it everyday

>inb4 "le where you think you are ecks dee"
yeah, yeah, i know

>>379948034
It's been a trend for a while to make the kids feel like they've achieved something and to get the parents to donate money to the school by supporting the event.

>>379941898
better than implants desu

>>379948278
>his son consider it important
Do you think a middle school kid wants to sit through a graduation ceremony? Do you think it'll be a cherished memory decades from now, or just another shitty thing his parents forced him to sit through? I'm actually positive his kid would rather watch his dad up on stage showing off video games than this. Hell, he'd probably get to be there in person. Just imagine missing out on a backstage pass to video game convention as a 13 year old all because you graduated middle school at the wrong time.

>>379948034
Schools are set up in parts. Depends on region. Some have it K-3, 4-7, 8-12 (and then college/uni). Others have different combinations. Graduating from one part to another isn't so far fetched, especially when it typically also means literally going to another physical location.
Also every year you graduate a grade (duh), but rarely is there any actual event for that grade unless they're one of the end-years as I mentioned above.

>>379948910
Yeah no kidding I'd ditch graduation in a heartbeat to go see my dad at E3

Fuck graduation ceremonies they're so tightly controlled by helicopter parents and school administrators that all the fun's sucked right out of them.

>>379948910
Why would he care about some stupid convention when his father is just going to buy him everything/get him alpha/closed beta codes anyways? Like you're rightfully demonstrating most kids won't sit through shit, but then expect one to be excited to sit through HOURS of press shit?

>>379948910
there is most likely a party for the kids

>>379948910
>sit backstage just to see the videos of upcoming games
or
>inviting your friends after the ceremony to play those games that aren't released yet

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>>379943909

Is this shit in half an hour or a few hours I'm getting mixed signals here

>>379936401
BUT THEN WHO'S GOING TO WHISPER SWEET LITTLE LIES INTO MY EARS

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>>379936401
>>379937014
>>379937165
>>379938130
>>379939920
>Todd isn't going to E3? BUMMER! I spent my entire life shavings and I was looking forward to shaking my hand.

>>379940353

Todd, stop shitposting on /v/ during your daughter's graduation

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Will you guys planning to pre order his next games?
You're not planning top pirate them, do you?

>>379949772
https://greenwichmeantime.com/time-zone/usa/pacific-time/

>>379942692
he can just fast travel senpai

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>>379936401
>celebrating graduating middle school
Is that an achievement worthy to be celebrated?
Jesus Christ, Americans really must be as retarded as everyone says.

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>>379951407

>Todd's shilling skyrim at his kid's graduation

>>379951407
>waiting up to watch an American held event
>posting on an American created website
>waiting to see videos of an American made game from a red blooded American
How's that jelly taste?

>>379951407
True

>>379952105
What does all that have to do with celebrating literal mediocrity?
A baboon could graduate from a middle school. It's nothing special.
But Americans celebrate it as an achievement with a big ceremony.
No wonder you have all those over protected thin skinned college "students" screaming and demanding safe spaces etc.

>>379953110
Maybe a baboon would do well in whatever third world country you're from. The point was America is doing just fine, regardless of your little opinion.

>>379936401
Are you guys retarded? This is solely to get people talking about it and then TOTALLY FREAK OUT!!!! when Todd shows up anyway. Job > Kid's shitty middle school trophy show

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>>379954001
America is drifting into irrelevance thanks to cheeto in chief, while my country is the new leader of the free world, stupid amerifat ;^)

>>379938002
Retard.

>>379954370
Leader of importing Syrian refugees perhaps.

What fucking school holds graduation celebration at 9 o clock at night? Teenagers need as much sleep as toddlers. Stop lying Todd

It seems bizarre to have graduation take place on a sunday. In my experience theyre never held on the weekends.

>>379954475
t. le 56% man

>>379953110
As with most things people whine about, middle school graduations are a thing so parents can feel good about their kids. The kids don't want to be there, and they know it's not nearly as big a deal as it's being made out to be. It's just for the parents.

>>379954702
Here it's Friday normally. But I'm in bibleland.

who gives a fug about middle school graduation lol?

>>379954739
75% Ashkenazim and 25% Northern Euro, actually

White people are literally braindead to us

>>379953110
This is such a virgin post.

>>379936401
>middle school graduation

Whoa, it's fucking nothing.

>>379955481
You realize Todd's kid goes to one of the best private middle schools in the US, right? He's setting them up to go to Andover/Exeter for high school, dummy. It absolutely does matter.

Not all of us are public school mongoloids.

>>379955354
I am sorry, did I belittle your education?
Is it your graduation Todd is attending?

>>379955724
I went to a private school, I skipped the graduation ceremony because it was hours of bullshit, and I earned distinction in 4 subjects.

I also skipped my university graduation, despite earning a first.

Some of us don't care about looking good in front of strangers, because that's what it is. Your peers already know how well you did because you told them.

>>379956530
>things that totally happened