https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lDb hIauGZX0 What the fuck i

>>379930681
check em

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>>379930792
actually check em

>>379931003
no, check these

>>379931159
DOUBLES

>>379931287
watch this

>>379931520
czech them

>>379931287
>>379931520
nigger

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>>379930792
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>>379932091
All of you are faggots. checkem

>tfw no digits

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>>379930681
all of you are faggots, check em

>>379932458
you are a nigger
check em

>>379930681

check thesem's

>Not naming the game Escape Artist

>>379930681
>this publisher made Spring Breakers
That explains a lot

>>379930681
True check em

>>379930681
This is literally Nu-Male: The Game.

>>379930681
Don't like to use this sort of buzzwords this liberally, but this is the most nu-male game trailer I've ever witnessed.

>>379930681
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lDbhIauGZX0
lmao they shadowbanned me.
all i said was
"i literally had to spend upwards of 8 minutes and have 3 people looking for this piece of shit. congratulations for having the actual least interesting trailer in all of E3. This years E3 was packed with shit, but you couldn't even have the fucking decency to make your game interestingly shitty. Its so uncomfortably generic that it's actually upset me, I don't even hope people don't buy your game. I actually hope people pirate it so much it becomes mainstream and loved by everyone."

>>379933703
I'm not even surprised anymore

>>379930681
i put my hat in the ring on this one. waiting for like/dislike and comments to get turned off.

>>379932692
>expecting nu-males to be intelligent or witty

stop sliding this reverse post unironic shill thread.

This is basically the next big walking simulator and we need to help build buzz for normies shitters and special snowflakes who want to contrarily defend and enjoy it.

>>379930681
>PROGressive rock

Uh oh.

>>379934852
dude i fucking wish i was a shill, then i'd be getting paid to be this fucking mad about such an irrelevent piece of shit game.

>>379934852
t. t_d/KiA redditor

>>379935389
>>379935570

what if we took the worst parts of the worst games and put them together like some sort of narrative based rhythm walking simulator platformer.

That way people who regularly browse reddit and enjoy dad rock collecting vinyls and telling others how it sounds better will have a game they can live their pipe dream fantasies through.

Hold on we'll even get the aesthetic they will love and defend since they have no real identifiable traits outside of what we have in this game and the "gamer" motif they will adopt by playing this.

I know what to call it "artful escape" if you need me don't I'm going to be putting xylophone keys up my asshole and fucking my penis urethra (artistic quirky punk rock art graduate female) with a guitar string.

>>379935923
You even type like Reddit. Get out.

>>379936389


From the ((((((OFFICIAL)))))) website
>The Artful Escape of Francis Vendetti is a video game about great expectations, famous folk singers, lingering shadows, space Gods, hallucinogens, individuality, reptile shops, and wild imaginations.

>It's an action, adventure, exploration, narrative driven, musical-laser-light-battle kind of game.

>It is the debut of release from BEETHOVEN & DINOSAUR.

A lot more info coming soon.

The least anticipated title no one ever wanted, but games are art so you should buy it.

E3 just gets better and better Xbonxtreme victory secured. get fukt nintoodumbtoappreciateart and suck a fat one sonyogoodarthaterswhoundervaluethegamingmedium

i bet you didn't even gander at my once again occurring numbers

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>>379930792
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>>379932091
Let me show you how it's done.

>>379936821
I THINK YOU SHOULD KILL YOURSELF, DILBERT

>>379936605
Ironic reddit posting is still reddit posting, senpai

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>>379936605
>The least anticipated title no one ever wanted
>saying that when gone home 2 space was shown in the same conference

>>379930681
looks like a commercial for adult swim or something not a game, music was alright

>>379938413
>tumblr shit
>alright