Microsoft E3 comfy thread HUMANS ARE FRIENDS NOT FOOD. Now

xbox has no games

>>379919265
I want more war on mordor banter

every year is the fucking same, why even live

This conference was fine. Obviously if consumers only buy for exclusives Xbox is fucked, but maybe they don't.

>>379919265
6/10 is a completely fair score for this conference

Rate the conference

4/10 just buy it on PC

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>bioware: destiny* was the highlight they kept for the end

*also on windows 10 and ps4

That price is awful.

>>379919752
xbongx has 42 games

danke dass du das

LIST OF XBOX ONE X EXCLUSIVES

>MINECRAFT
>ANTHEM
>STARFALL
>FORZA
>ASS CREED WE WUZ
>DBZ
>METRO 2035

>shit voice acting
>strong independent females
>Crackdown got BLACKED
>destiny clones
>arcade shit
>terry crews

gay and shit 0/10 conference best i can give

Sony and Nintendo got this, again. Another year of xBonex matter in literally nothing

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>>379919765

>Prithee, m'Lady, might I throw my gaze upon your rumpscuttle?
>Yes, my dear, inch those court appearance trousers down to revel thy magnificent can
>Oh my indeed
>On first glimpse, mine heart leaps in rapture
>What is that over there, schnuckums?
>*Teleports behind you*
>Alas, I am closer, and with bottoms-bared you are vulnerable to my stealth attack
>*Crouches down at lightning speed*
>Why, greetings, fair arse. Might I withdraw a whiff?
>A gentleman cannot help but notice the arresting nature your curvature sports
>You are an arse that began its journey in full rosiness and pert quality
>However, blessed buttocks, like a daffodil that has been ravaged by slugs, you are now an arse that sags in a permanent frown, your crack housing a dark-grey fartdriller, permanently pungent
>The hands of the clock have not been kind, dearest arse, however you must now be ready for my hands, which I assure you.. will be... most kind...
>*Playful chortle*
>That's it, reveal yourself to me
>*Wedges buttockflaps apart, slowly, as the clagnut speckled hairs pull on each other and eventually snap apart, letting out a strong scent of rotting chicken and stale piss*
>*SNIFF*
>You did not disappoint me, my lower-class lovebug. It is a powerful aroma.. Thou hast revealed Thy favors and Thy bounties
>*SNIFF*
>Like the first guft of wind as you open a packet of sliced ham!
>Come on lass, you know what I require
>SQUEEEELDGE BOOOOOOOOOR BITOW POW POW BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAP BRAP BRAP BROOOOOOOOARRRRRRRRRRRRQUUUOP

>>379920009
This is honest.

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>>379919265
what was this?

>>379919265
7/10

I don't care for exclusiveness

>>379919982
I'd say 9/10
and it'd be a 19/20 if not for EA's presentation

>>379919938
this, it was a good conference for the games, but they didn't show any reason to buy their consoles

>>379920187
ALSO ON WINDOWS 10
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>10 Year Anniversary of Halo 3
>No Halo mention at all


Press F to pay respects

>>379920289
Metro

>>379920187
>MINECRAFT*
>ANTHEM*
>STARFALL*
>FORZA*
>ASS CREED WE WUZ**
>DBZ**
>METRO 2035**

*Also on Windows 10
*Also on Windows 10 and PS4

>>379920187
Wait was Anthem exclusive?

>>379920289
Metro

>>379920204
There were always niggers in crackdown, little boy.

>>379920009
literally no true exclusives

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>No Halo

I was genuinely curious whether they'd take the DICE approach to Battlefront criticism in trying to fix it or put their fingers in their ears and double down on the shitfest that was Halo 5

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I can't actually believe I wasted my time watching this garbage.

>>379920289
>metro 'OPEN WORLD' that isnt even exclusive to xxxbox_one_xxx

>>379919921
we can't expect games to get radically cooler in one or even five years. i've read about but not really played video games for the past six years, my whole life really. I've enjoyed a few but not recently. eventually they'll be engrossing again, maybe over the years my brain will lose its energy and when it starts to die maybe it won't be as adhd and i'll be able to be happy again

5/10, better than EA shitshow, but too much w10 only bullcrap. Glad we are getting a new metro though and at least anthem didn't look andromeda bad

>>379919265
6/10
+had actual games
-very few actually interested me
-hyping up a new console whose only selling feature is 4k

>>379920476
I guess because you're not gonna get a pc for $500 that can do the same work? Their target audience just wants a multiplat machine anyway, so maybe it's fine

Honestly I'm positively surprised and I didn't expect anything
>so many games
>Cuphead release date
>ArcSys DB
>Shadow of War
Even that new Bioware game looked cool, love me some exosuits

>>379920620
No, EA does not make exclusives.

>>379920371
You'd also say "I voted Hillary" so opinion discarded.

There were games but jesus christ they were so uninspired the only ones that looked decent was Ori2 but fuck if they showed anything about it I could see myself saying 7/10 but no higher

>>379921003
It's gotta be at least partially, there's no way xbox would bring them in otherwise

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+Xboxx seems like pretty competent hardware
+Crackdown
+Sea of Thieves
+Bruce
+Xbox Classic (UNDERSTAND UNDERSTAND)
+Minecraft with not shit graphics (maybe no Java?) and cross play on everything if you're into that
-No fucking Banjo
-Half a grand for Xboxx
Did I forget anything? There were some other games that looked good like Cuphead and the 2D Dragon Ball fighter that were blatantly not exclusives that I didn't bother listing.

>>379920925
Forgot to add I didn't flinch when Ori 2 was leaked but when the dude played the song and I saw the owls I cried like a bitch

>people complain that the xbone reveal presentation had no games
>xbone x presentation is literally 100% games
> still complain

There's no pleasing you (((people)))

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>>379919765
I legit thought she was wearing a woven slouch hat for a few seconds

>>379920561
'uck you

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>all of this "Also on Windows 10 shit"
>windows 10
They're really busting my balls here trying to force that shit.

I'm sick of these MMO games.
Ubisoft conference will make me vomit.

Ori 2 was all I needed, only other thing I care about is either Metroid or Dino Crisis
The former of which will likely be bad, and the latter will never exist

>>379919982
yeah
i was gonna rate it 7 or 8 because they did do a much better job than EA and pretty much just showed the trailers with nothing in between
problems being:
>showing fake prerendered 'gameplay'
>ubisoft brand fake player chat
>muh cars n sheit
everything else was pretty good

>>379920725
>double down on the shitfest that was Halo 5
Nobody cares about your opinion on Halo, you're garbage at it.

>>379921346
Yeah but they also need to be good games.

>>379921384
I thought it was supposed to be that way - it doesn't track his head movement

>>379920098
*Also on PC

>>379921003
>>379921207
If it is I hope it's just a timed one.

>>379920891
I already need a PC for my work, so if I have one I don't really need an xbox
I haven't really paid attention to Microsoft's strategy so I have no idea what their plan is for the xbox

>out of all the games listed, only fucking 3 were interesting
>no mention of gaylo
>WE GOT 4K DOE U WAN SUM 4K?
>over half of the games shown were not exclusives
3/10 they practicaly cucked themselves, I don't know what I was expecting.

>>379921384
He has two heads, anon.

>>379921005
I voted shillary

It was a 5/10 at best

>>379921426
You want games? Fucking upgrade and remove the spyware.

Only a handful of interesting prospects which may or may not end up being shit as more info comes out. Anthem looked cool but my brain is quick to remind me what I saw was a press release tech demo and the whole EA/Bioware thing. Might have to upgrade the old toaster later this year.

>>379920979
And what did you think that thing he fired literally seconds later was?

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Can't wait to play Ori in the House.

>>379921384
That was his second head anon, not even memeing you. Don't know why it was clipping through his shoulder though

Worth watching only for the new Metro Exodus. Immediately got excited when I saw that watch. I wonder if it'll still be Artyom's story or if they're going to take a new path

>>379921384
bruce said he has two heads

>>379921295
>Xboxx
We're calling it the Bone X. Don't let them trick us into using XBOX.

>pic
SOMEBODY

>>379921384
I thought the nigger had 2 heads.

>>379921642
it does track his head movement, but on a delay

>>379921787
there's nothing in the helmet

>>379922053
I think you mean the xbonx

>>379921346
100% games I don't need an Xbox to play

>CHEAPEST CONSOLE
SMALLEST CONSOLE
>MOST POWERFUL CONSOLE
LIQUID VAPE COOLING
>POWERED BY VAPE JUICE
MOST EXCLUSIVES
>BACKWARDS COMPATIBILITY
4K 60FPS HDR 6TERAFLOPS 64GB RAM
>MINECRAFT, CONKER, SONIC, HALO, ANTHEM, FORZA, CRACKDOWN, HALO, SEA OF THIEVES

+Metro
+Life Is Strange
+State of Decay 2
+Anthem (looks interesting)
+Forza
+Ori
For the first fucking time in years, Microsoft did a decent conference.

>>379922202
Most people don't have a gaming pc

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>>379921523
Halo 5 was bad and people who enjoy it are also bad

>>379921757
>no mention of gaylo
thats a good thing though

>>379922145
Where else would his second head be? His ass?

>memegirls are excited for life is strange
wow what a surprise

>>379922145
The joke is probably that he put another helmet on his shoulder and tricked everyone into thinking he's got two heads

>>379920009
Best in years.Tons of new games and Og Xbox brought it home for me. Might wait a bit to buy a Scorpio but I'm 99% sure I'm going to get one unless Sony reveals something better.

>>379922689
Well it's not on his shoulders because you can see his armor strap through the helmet's eyes

>>379922152
Oh shit that's good.

>>379922657
Fuck you nigger, I want BEST GAME: Anniversary.

>>379922053
>>379922152
XB1X
Xbicks

>>379923116
xbonks sounds much funnier

>>379920891
Not everyone is graphic whore, the idea is that as long as they can play then it is fine.

As of now, there is literally no reason to buy XB1Z at all.

>>379922560
You don't need a gaming PC for the crap that was presented. xbone_xXx isn't close to one.

>>379922152
im gonna call it The 'Bonx

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>>379920552
It's a great day

>>379923001
then he's probably faking having a second head to trick the other orcs into thinking he's smart

>>379923408
Most people don't have a pc as strong as the xbonx. They get laptops, and consoles.

>>379922981
>Tons of new games
No their weren't, more than half the shit shown was old PC games including a korean mmo and a lot of the rest was just the stream of indie shit

>>379922014
Pretty sure the chick at the end called the player artyom

>>379920639
Wrong

>>379922568
I had a good time with Halo 5
3 is my favorite by leaps and bounds

>>379919265
- Sea of thieves looks quite boring, at least the bits they shown.
- Metro 3 was interesting, but no actual gameplay.
- Bioware's destiny looks good, but i got no friends to play anyway.
- Shadow of Mordor was boring, and the GUI seemed overly complicated, graphically looks like ass.
- Forza 7 was fine (for a racing game).
- State of Decay 2 looks like a b movie.
- Ori 2 art looks cute but no gameplay.
- Same trailer we already seen for the anime souls.
- The tech noir pixel game looks fantastic, but no gameplay.
- ACO looks like the average AC. The eagle thing was ridiculous tho.
- Crackdown 3 downgrade was awful. It now looks exactly like Agents of Mayhem.
- DBZ game looks ok but i'm not hyped for another DBZ game.

I give it a 5/10, barely anything interesting.

Sea of thieves looks pretty fucking comfy

>>379923647
>They get laptops, and consoles.
And that is more than enough to play all these, anon.

>>379923735
I watched it again and I think you're right. At first I thought she said "Come on"

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>>379924328
>gaming on a laptop

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THAT W-WAS FUCKING TERRIBLE. UNLIKE MICROSHIT, SONY CARES ABOUT ITS FANS

>>379923957
Wrong.

>>379924328
>that is more than enough to play all these, anon
Not if you want it to look even halfway decent.

>>379920187
>>379919265
>DBZ fighting game is only on microsoft
Well it's was a nice idea while it lasted sad will never see it in combo breaker or evo.

>>379923671
I saw 3-4 PC games out of 42 games? Either way I'm not interested in building a PC that can run all that shit at 4k. I'd rather get the x or whatever Sony shows if it's better.

>>379925376
It's not exclusive? Maybe a timed exclusive at most.

>>379925376
It is coming to everything you dingus

>>379924304
Alpha tester here, AMA

>Open world Metro
Could it be Stalker tier?

>>379926132
How does the exploration compare to botw

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>mfw got an Xbone S for Christmas and I'll still be able to play Metro and shit cause I'm not a graphicsfag

>>379926916
BotW is a bad comparison, it's much more akin to WW. The wind effects even look similar

>>379925173
Only if you have an extremely outdated one

>>379927241
Does the 10-minute-long trailer do it justice?
Cause it looks like shit by now
>That shooting

>>379926950
t. 14 year old

>>379927847
25 year old NEET actually

>>379927609
Please show me the laptop you're using that has gaming specs on par with the xbonx

>>379921660
>Windows 10
Part of Xbox.

I want a multiplat exclusive e3 presentation

just show me the games that are available on every platform

>>379927740
I won't lie, it's still in the early stages of what you can actually do, what you saw today is essentially what we've been doing without the scripted stuff (shrine, skeletons), weather, or human cannonball stuff.
That being said, it is definitely fun and comfy, in particular I like that every ship is crewed by players so there's an exciting tension whenever you see another ship on the horizon.

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PC wins again!

So what the fuck is the PC conference ever about? I literally have never watched it in my life.

>>379930363
>hello i am boss of amd
>look i have rx card
>here is lady wearing amd vr gear
>she very beautiful
>like flower
>please buy amd
>here is dawn of war 3 footage

>>379930363
I didn't think PC had a slot.