*Record Scratch*
You're probably wondering how I ended up in this situation. Let me break it down for you:
I'M AN ANNOYING CUNT WHO TALKS TO HIMSELF LIKE AN ADHD 6 YEAR OLD AND STATES THE FUCKING OBVIOUS CONSTANTLY BECAUSE YOU THE PLAYER ARE TOO DUMB AND ADHD TO PAY ATTENTION FOR MORE THAN 3 SECONDS AND NEED TO BE REMINDED WHAT TO DO AND WHERE TO GO ALL THE TIME
*Inception soundtrack starts playing
but hey look at my eagle! it can hover despite not being aerodynamically stable enough to hover
>>379914464
>YOU THE PLAYER ARE TOO DUMB AND ADHD TO PAY ATTENTION FOR MORE THAN 3 SECONDS
/v/ has been whining like 4-year-olds about a black protagonist with literally 0 seconds. So that's a fairly reasonable theory.
>>379914975
*smacks lips*
>>379914678
Your laws of physics are racist against ancient egyptians and their culture, someone ban this guy
SUM FINNA
>>379915106
WUZ
>>379914464
Nubians conquered Egypt, manye! We WUZ Kangz!
>>379915609
*breaths in*
>>379916530
ASS-ASS-INZ
>>379916827
SHEEEIT
>>379914464
>I'M AN ANNOYING CUNT WHO TALKS TO HIMSELF LIKE AN ADHD 6 YEAR OLD AND STATES THE FUCKING OBVIOUS CONSTANTLY BECAUSE YOU THE PLAYER ARE TOO DUMB AND ADHD TO PAY ATTENTION FOR MORE THAN 3 SECONDS AND NEED TO BE REMINDED WHAT TO DO AND WHERE TO GO ALL THE TIME
I think that was exclusively for the presentation.
>>379916958
NYAGUH
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vLXOkZtAkPw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6xKFJ4rJ8Fw
>>379916980
It wasn't.