Microsoft E3 comfy thread
pirates and Terry Crews
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZ4GpE3c97U
when is pc show?
>>379911850
www.e3countdown.com
>>379911850
hopefully never
>>379911850
http://www.e3countdown.com/
EXCLUSIVE
>>379911850
Its on right now
>>379911850
10AM PST tomorrow.
Tacoma
Crackdown is white genocide. Cant play as a white man
all these "exclusives"
It's depressing that so far all I can say about this conference is that hey it's better than EA
Better than EA but rather disappointing so far.
I can play Metro on the PC.
I guess Cuphead is cool but it's also on PC, so... I don't get it.
What is the xbox for?
>Xbox One Console Launch Exclusive
What does this actually mean in non corporate speak?
Has MS literally ever had a good conference?
>le pretentious narration meme
>console launch exclusive
they keep using this phrase
it implies it's not even exclusive to microsoft platforms, just a timed exclusive and then it comes to switch and PS4
the word exclusive doesnt mean anything anymore. theyre just saying it before each trailer as some sort of mkultra shit
Has there been one (1) game that is xbox exclusive so far?
Not launch exclusive, exclusive
>>379911850
include me in the screensh--
wait
>>379911708
I'm not a fan of this minimalist 3d graphics meme.
F TO PAY RESPECTS TO XBOX
Xbox is dominating right now
what is the last console you bought /v/?
xbox 360 at launch here. pc ever since.
>>379912226
Maybe it's just an efficiently priced gaming pc?
>>379912147
underrated post
>>379912257
It's the only console that gets that game when the game launches. Think Tomb Raider.
>>379911850
it's already happening to be quite honest
so everything is on PC
only one mention of 4k 60 fps, for a shitty racing games
nothing but indie tier trash
>this artstyle
So many games they showed use either this or realism.
I miss when every conference was on the same day. That was true comfy.
>>379912350
Cuphead, Sea of Thieves, Forza
say it with me
EXCLUSIVE
everyone will not hear the word exclusive in their dreams tonight.
Where was the City destruction on Crackdown 3?
Did they show one building collapse in the Crackdown 3 trailer? My stream stuttered
Wasn't that like the big selling point of the game?
>>379912213
At least they're showing games, but there's no real exclusives and maybe like two or three that actually look worthwhile.
>>379911708
>Exclusive
>Also on PC
....They're given up, aren't they?
LIFE IS STRANGE
>mfw no face
>>379912362
Easier to pull off 4k when your game looks like it's 10 years old
What was that about the artistic style?
LIFE IS TUMBLR TWO
Square Enix killed Hitman to make more of this lesbian shit.
>>379912350
crackdown: terry edition i think i dunno if its win10 or not
the only company that should be concerned from this conference is Valve
>>379912281
when they showed the original bioshock infinite trailer
>life is strange general gets to survive
What's with all this le stylized graphics stuff? You've developed this uberconsole and most of the stuff you're showing looks like indie shit.
This looks okay I guess
REMINDER
This is a comfy thread not a shitposting thread
>>379912418
ps4
sold it and bought a pc
i'm so happy now you wouldn't belive it
>>379912281
this is probably the best conference they've had in 10 years
almost nothing but gameplay
LIFE IS STRANGE
>>379912418
Ive never owned a sony or ms console only old nintendo ones and the last I got was a Wii. Still have shit I never played
>>379912147
Made me check, kek
L E S B I A N S
E
S
B
I
A
N
S
LIFE IS STRANGE
Great conference just game trailer after game trailer. Best in years. Can't wait for Sony and Nintendo
TIME TO TRIGGER 4CHAN!!!!
LIFE IS GAY 2
XBOX WON
>>379912490
Sea of Thieves and Forza are both on Win10. Cuphead is literally the single exclusive shown.
>>379911708
Terry is the only nigger that is cool.
So it's Chloe's backstory
What's even the point without the time travel gimmick
>life is tumblr
>>379912490
Win10 & PC can help you.
>life is strange 2
I'm actually pretty happy about his, I liked the game it felt like playing through a shitty indie movie
>>379912596
nope, that's win10
>>379912650
because that's the only way they're getting 4k
all the games that use real graphics are just "xbox one x enhanced" rather than "play it in 4k"
>play as worst girl
>>379912490
Not sure about Sea of Thives (The pirate indie shit?) but Cuphead and Forza are on PC also
The leaks were real, it's about young Chloe. Fuck.
>>379911708
Lesbian Simulator 2
Nice!
Modern Smash Rip Off Tier List
1. Wavedash
2. Rivals of Aether
...
999. Brawlout
9999. Brawlhalla
LESBIANS ARE STRANGE
>people care about *also on PC
Why? Microsoft owns the dominant PC platform as well as the xbox. Why wouldn't they want games to be on both?
HOLY SHIT I HAVENT PLAYED RECENT VIDEO GAMES AND HAVENT SEEN E3 SINCE 2011
WHAT THE FUCK ARE THESE STRONG FEAMLE ROLE CHARACTERS
LE LIFE IS LE STRANGE
VIDEOGAMES ARE DEAD AND YOU ARE A KEK IF YOU PLAY THEM
>>379912856
cuphead is the only game I want to play shit
>>379912906
Money
>le trendy anarchy symbol
>>379912650
That's the price of 4k@60fps.
>>379912860
Sup redit
LIFE IS TUMBLR
WHY IS MAX UGLY NOW?
Really didn't like the first Life is Strange, but with 4K Xbox One X Enhanced capabilities, I am all in
Thank you, Microsoft
NEED MORE F CLICKS
Dark and Light looks neato
>life is hella
FUCK ANTIFA
>those potato orc faces
top kek
>Lets make a sequel to a game with multiple endings
Always a bad choice
TUMBLR*
*XBOX ONE X ENHANCED IN 4k
LAUNCH EXCLUSIVE
>game has fixed cameras
>all animations play in the same location every time
>no need for lod since fixed camera
>still the game looks fucking horrible
why cant they make life is strange look half decent?
Shadow of Mordor 2?
The new Shrek movie looks good.
LOOKS LIKE E3 IS BACK ON THE MENU BOYS
God damn these orcs need to chill the fuck out
>anarchist symbol
>game published and developed by corporation
i hate being alive
Absolutely Kino!
PREDICT THE PRICE OF THE XboneX
>550$
>>379912226
Most console gamers don't have a gaming PC?
>>379913238
Prequel
>>379913032
they are trying to sell consoles and giving 0 reason to buy one
ps4 exclusives shit on xbonex ones
>>379913104
isn't her whole character being a trendy edgelord?
>more dranks
Literally the only reason to be excited.
Graphically and gameplay wise this looks the same
Why are all Orcs Australian?
I'm drunk so I wouldn't really know but this feels like the worst conference I have ever seen
>Chloe in the car her dad gets killed in
>>379913405
$599 but a launch window price of $499
>these fucking accents
>a fucking black guy
just stop allowing anyone to make tolkien games/movies please
PLEASE
What's the deal with the white ghost that fights? Is it like a Stand or something?
Well that got disappointing fast, I thought it was a game where you could play as an orc
really respectful to the source material
>>379913405
Microsoft will take a loss on manufacturing cost to try to build back the brand. They're plan is to make the money back with Xbox Live.
>>379913298
>Can't have subject matter about anything you aren't
>Goodbye all alien, fantasy, zombie games
>this dialogue
>PRESS B TO PLAY VIDEO GAME
>PRESS X TO DO CUT SCENE
this is why i abandoned western videogames a long time ago.
>>379913405>>379913586
they already confirmed it's 600 for the premium model and 500 for the regular
>>379913556
Australians are the closest living relatives of Orcs.
Why does this look like a 360 game?
>a fine addition to my collection
Alpha male simulator
Is this the new Ratbag?
This game has too much talking
>>379913674
It feels like a sitcom.
>>379913745
whoops missed it
This conference is awesome. Nothing but games
If the banter is this good I will love this game.
Microsoft really have to blow us away at the end, this is fucking dreadful
Spam space bar so you never get hit.
>>379913745
wait...they're launching with TWO models of their high end console?
the fuck are they thinking
also
>this dialogue
>>379913745
Source?
>Bruce
HA
>Armor changes color
Upsets my autism
Tolkein is rolling in his grave
another shit game.
can't fucking believe they actually think this is acceptable for a tolkien adaptation
just kill me
>>379913875
it even did the mouth popping sound from seinfeld
>>379913556
>>379913779
What the hell is goin on
>This orcs voice
So fucking unfitting
has any game raped lore this much before
>this dialogue
>bruce
this is hilarious
>>379913668
>corporation profiting from anti-corporation ideas is related to fantasy
Holy shit.
ENDLESS TRASH
Is Nintendo our only hope at this point since we already know Sony won't have anything worthwhile outside of maybe Bloodborne 2?
WHY CAN'T THEY JUST MAKE A GAME WHERE YOUR AN ORC DOING ORC STUFF
>when the orc has more charisma than the main character
That is good banter.
>>379912938
This.
That troll is hilarious.
how does he know what a machine is?
Needs a laughing track and a cameo by Adam Sandler.
this is cringe as fuck also withe male
>>379914042
Who cares? It looks fun, you fucking nerd.
Okay, one thing I can give Microsoft is that they've dedicated their conference to the games. It's not their fault they're all bad
this green colour in the game looks off
>>379913489
Most people don't have a gaming pc believe it or not
I AM THE MACHINE!!!!!!!!
Lord of the Rings: Batman: Arkham City
>>379914081
>25 minutes
Nope. Sony wins again
>people don't like this dialogue
It's fucking great.
That presenter has the most unaustralian accent ever
>>379911708
So did they take out destroying all sorts of shit in crackdown 3? Looked worse than 2
Looks absolutely shit, but then I didn't like the first game anyways
>the 6 million$ orc
>>379914081
thinking about how badly nintendo can fuck up makes me sweat
>all this free advertising for multiplats that everyone will just buy on PC or PS4
lol
>>379913989
>the machine
>muh 40k accents
did he just call the white male a pigskin?
I'VE STUDIED ALL YOUR MOVES SONYA
was bruz the same guy that did gran bruce in VJ?
>>379914107
your a human idot
>/v/ was right
best investment you could make
>>379913825
Well now you'll be able to see what it's like to be one
>>379914401
This.
>Liked the first game
>Could not be any more disinterested in this one
Anyone else?
game has just about nothing to do with lord of the rings or middle earth
So this just an open world game where occasionally enemies monologue at you?
I imagine you kill a lot of orcs in this game, how am I supposed to know that these monologing orcs actually came from my gameplay?
>>379914319
nothing shown so far looks like it requires a powerful PC
>>379914107
Me not that kind of orc!
fuck you this looks fun
fucking australian cunts
stop ruining everything
I see no reason to not recruit literally every Orc.
Gameplay is going to get stagnant fast.
FUNNY ORC EPIC DIALOGUE
EXCLUSIVE TO XBOX ONE X AND WINDOWS 10
UNLIMITED WAYS
>>379914473
He sounds like Bruce from Finding Nemo
>>379914107
but they did
they also made a goblin game where you do goblin stuff
Where are all the humans. I thought the orcs were the bad guys in Lord of the Rings
>>379914246
>generic bamham combat with cringeworthy dialogy
yeah no aspect of this looks fun
Either I'm getting too old for games or like 90% things presented today look like uninteresting shit.
Aren't Orcs supposed to be dumb brutes?
Why is he talking posh english?
why the fuck is Johnny Depp an orc?
jesus fuck what a boring ass game
Daily reminder women ruined video games and now we have this life is strange attention whore shit presented as an "exclusive"
>game after game after game
Even if they're all shit this is better than not having games
If they can make the guys you dominate actual personalities that you don't want to lose, I would love it.
>This English accented orc thinking he's funny
I have never seen something this cringe worthy
Oh wait I just did
>EXCLUSIVE
>the piano cuck
trine 4
>piano man
a new meme is born, isn't it.
AW SHIT ORI 2 M8S
>>379914716
ELLO LUV
>>379914686
This is Mordor
>>379914713
>posh
This conference is now 1h30min long and a guy starts playing piano
>>379914632
O R I
R
I
GET HYPE
>>379914595
It looks mostly the same. Same animations and everything, and graphically it's not much better. If it's just more of the first game it would be a good buy on sale at least.
sad piano man
I find it impossible to believe someone actually thought that was okay for a tolkien game
just fucking make it something else, stop dragging tolkien through the mud with you
>>379914713
because orks having a brit accent is a warhammer meme
>>379914858
I think it's almost so bad it's funny again
>>379914682
>but they did
Which one anon? Which game can I play as an orc and rape and pillage and rip others orcs heads off in drunken arguments?
>>379914858
*Also on Windows 10
ori part 2
Piano: Now coming to XBOX
>>379914814
exclusive means literally nothing related to quality. its artificial quality. ain't nobody buying it just because it's an exclusive
>>379914858
>English accented
for everyone asking about exclusives and PC and blah blah, you've known for years that everything on Xbox is on PC, stop parroting this bullshit
Ori 2
Finally a good game again
>>379914673
oh shit he does
this guy just voices people named bruce
nice froggo
this looks kino
>>379914861
>>379914873
It'll die from normalfags overusing it to shit in like a month.
is there a stream with geoff
Holy shit a good “exclusive” fucking finally
/v/ is a shitfest, and always has been.
tfw no gf;_;
>>379914965
ignore the reply number btw, standard fuckup with the pop-up posting window
>>379914075
>Can't have subject matter that you disagree with/disagrees with you
>>379914858
>English accented
fucking americans
>>379914713
>posh
Nice try bruce
holy SHIT PERSONA 6!!!
>Ori Part 2
>and it's not in 4k
one job Microsoft
so far
>Forza
>Metro
>Life is Strange
>that fox platformer thing
that looks good
I don't think Ori was that great but the visuals were top tier and this looks beautiful too
dark and edgy piano shit. next
This feels pretentious for some reason
omg OWL
>THE FEELS
really artsy
>>379914626
Most people these days just buy a laptop with integrated graphics for YouTube.
Much easier to just buy an xbox
Wtf is this
was this windows 10? Can't wait to pirate
>>379915108
Be nice to see some games I'd like to play.
Crackdown is the only one that interests me. Sea of Thieves looks like an Early Access meme game.
Best game
Blind Forest?
>>379915238
just press Q you dumbshit.
>>379915014
Of Orcs and Men by Cyanide
it's on gog iirc
>>379915372
Owl is best bird
Microsoft confirmed for making video games art
So Ori 2 will only be on the w10 store and not on Steam?
Will they crack it and I can pirate it on w7?
Ori 1 was one of my favorite games this gen, can't wait for this one.
music is beautiful
>>379913135
She's been smoking
>>379915340
>hating on Ori
Fuck off to the sticky with all your ilk.
>fable legends
>>379915063
>Piano: Now coming to XBOX
I would actually buy an xbone if they made some sort of piano version of rocksmith
>>379915298
You forgot DBZ m8
I'm so hyped holy shit
>>379915403
yup
they literally have not announced a single game that is exclusive to consoles
Not one.
>we are focused on preserving ur games
>now come buy them again
>>379915340
>edgy
Is there any exclusive Xbox game that isn't on PC?
>>379915298
That furshit was the most generic and childish thing I have ever seen. It looks like one of those movies that shamelessly copy dreamworks movies.
XBOX WON!!!!
OG BC
IT'S OVER
XBOX
WON
finally a good announcement.
XBOX WON
xbox won
Xbox on xbox x
Pretty nice really
>>379915618
no lol
>>379915461
Arkail really isn't that type of Orc.
Yo dawg I herd you like Xbox One, so I put an Xbox one emulator on your Xbox One, so you can play Xbox one on your Xbox One.
>>379915605
It's actually free if you have the original disc
>biggest pop is for old games
XBOX HUEG
It's over Xbox won x
MENTION METAL WOLF YOU FUCK
xbox won x
>>379915618
No Mans Pirate
HOLY SHIT
>>379915461
There's no raping and pillaging with a warband in that
>>379915793
no true scotsman
JET SET RADIO FUTURE
TALES OF VESPERIA
I forgot how much the Xbox logo sucked
plot twist: xbox hueg has no games either
>I LOVE YOU PHIL
>>379915461
How is this? I remember thinking it looked interesting
>everyone in the crowd is an MS employee
its fucking nothing so far
>mods being faggots because I'm trying to keep up with the fucking presentation
Nice goin'.
S O M E
O
M
E
4K MINECRAFT
4K HALO WARS
XBOX WON
>biggest applause of the show is for 17 year old games to be playable in 2017
lol
>$600 for the premium model
>$500 for the normal model
Time to play Ninja Gaiden and... uh
Oh shit, I actually do love Crimson skies
>being able to play games that came out 15 years ago is the most exciting development from the whole conference
what a disgrace
>audience is deathly silent during whole conference
>literal standing applause when they announce xbox ports
Do you guys think some of these w10 games will be cracked and be playable on w7?
I don't want W10
>>379916015
*maybe added in latter patch
>biggest applause is when he announces you can play xbox games
>>379916154
you're depressed
OH SHIT
FINAL FANTASY
SONY IS FINISHED
I thought they were showing that bioware game?
>minecraft
>4k
wat
>>379916278
Not only that, but you get to buy them all over again!
wew minecraft in 4k, finally just what i asked for
>>379916325
They're remembering how fun games used to be
RE7 got a bigger reaction than FFXV
>>379916127
good enough
Cyanide is a surprisingly competent dev for how unknown they are
My favourite game of theirs is Aarklash: Legacy and they're also doing the new World of Darkness rpg
>4k texture updates for free is something you should be thankful for
fuck right off Phil
>>379916383
bioware has no games
>>379915618
> be Microsoft
> have two platforms for games
> thinking it would be a great idea to limit your library you only one of those platforms
You'd be a great business man
I will never own a microsoft product but I feel bad for the people who do
Fuck this guy, get someone else on there or more trailers.
>>379916374
>increasing the resolution on a game that doesn't even have a stable framerate
>console exclusive
>but you can also play on pc
KEK
>If you gave us money, we will give you a brighter screen
Aight.
>>379916450
shut up henry
499
FOUR HUNDRED AND NINETY NINE US DOLLARS
>pause for applause
>audience forced to applause
>$499
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>>379916383
theres nothing to show
>499
FOUR HUNDRED AND NINETY NINE DOLLARIDOOS
Did he just say minecrap?
>>379916608
me on the right
$499
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>>379916523
They don't make a dime on pc games, unlike xbox where they make dozens on each game
That's why they used to activly fight pc gaming.
>>379916608
>thought she was going to rape him
>ballbusting instead
Disgusting
>499
Its over, ms is finished
>>379916534
it's unironically fun if you're a creative person
>>379916216
Blinx 1 and 2
Phantom Dust
Xbox Conker
Panzar Dragoon Orta
$499 confirmed
>>379915621
im only 21 and nintendo is dead here, ive never actually played a platformer. im excited for anything new
>500 UNITED STATES DOLLARY DOODLES
RATE THE CONFERENCE
3/10
>CONSOLE EXCLUSIVITY
>$499
>>379916608
jesus christ
I just don't get it
>>379911708
499 ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND?
NOOOOOO not this cunt again.
I thought we were done with him.
generic european man
fuck off brexit now
IT'S LIKE DESTINY BUT WITH A DIFFERENT NAME
>>379916989
11/10
If that's £500 forget it
>>379916329
>laugh that windows users have to think about this
>realize none of these games are even going to play on gnu/linux because directx 12
feelsbadman
And here is Anthem. Let's see how bad it is.
>there are people who are going to pay enough money to buy a good pc to play xbox games which cost double the price of a pc game
>No Halo 3 Anniversary
I'm out
Fuck off EA, your day was yesterday.
>crackdown 3 and forza are their only big holiday games
XBOX IS FINISHED
>>379916705
>That's a big fucking gun
>>379916989
5/10
>>379916989
5/10
It actually showed games, a few of them interesting.
It's mediocre
>>379916608
What did I just watch?
>Bioware
>Open world
Hahahahah they're still trying
>>379917036
theres still nothing to show
No Halo?
>>379916450
Has FF ever been a bigger franchise than RE with normalfags past the 32 bit era, though?
>$499
Sony wins again, baby
>>379916989
8/10.....for PC
2/10 for Xbox. And that's only because of OG backwards compatibility
FOUR HUNNERD AND NINETY NINE
>>379916989
Windows10/10
This wasnt that bad.
Spotted a few games here and there that I'll play on PC.
They close with biowares Attack on Titanfall
>>379917148
norway isn't in the EU
Good thing they didn't end the show with that price reveal.
>>379912147
this
why can they not make good new IPs nowadays?
why did shit like Gears of War and Halo hit when nothing does nowadays?
I dont get it
>>379916989
Games: 8/10
Reasons to buy xbox: 0/10
>Bioware open world
NOPE
>>379915849
XBONEXsmol
>>379916989
4/10
They tried.
>>379916989
2/10.
Cuphead, DBZ and Ori were the high points.
>>379916989
Exclusive (also on Windows 10)/10
>>379917356
DOUBLE BTFO
I missed some of it, did they show Halo at all?
>>379916989
6/10
Nothing stand out and no major fuck ups
The games looked really fucking boring and the car doesn't come with any games
>LITERALLY HORIZON
>No Banjo-Threeie
I dont know why but it felt different this year. Like maybe it had a chance. Fuck.
WE
>>379916989
5.5/10
They almost didn't embarrass themselves and there were actually games even if only a few looked worthwhile.
>all that DoF
Can we stop with this shit yet?
Microsoft's Metal Gear
500 bucks
lmao
this guy is tall with a good frame but still looks so weird
cant tell why
Since when did feminists completely ruin video games? all the men are cucks and everyone is a woman in these scenes?
That guy looks uncanny valley as fuck
>wmoan protagonist
kill me
>microsoft conference is so bad i got so drunk i'll have trouble waking up in 5 hours for bethesda which is propably not as bad
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>379917760
>B-but all these hints guys...muh twitter...
You poor guy
DESIGNATED SHITTING STREETS: IN THE FUTURE
>inb4 this is a 5 hour campaign mode
>play as a girl
DROPPED
>>379917862
it's bioware, what were you expecting?
I'm not paying 500 for an Xbox
CRINGEY MADE UP GAMER DIALOGUE INC
>robot dinosaurs
I feel like I've seen this before
Totally not scripted you guys.
>>379917961
Bethesda is just over 3 bongs anon, don't miss it.
>$499
> implying you can build a PC for the same price that runs games as well
>>379917876
It's the bioware speciality after all
>>379917876
This
Whats wrong with his fucking face
>>379911708
At the very least they're showing off games. EA's games were crap except maybe the co-op one and they only presented for an hour
>>379917962
Get a better economy you fucking leaf.
>boring destiny robot in desert shit
YAWN
Which Call of Duty is this?
>>379917862
it's super sad
I don't remember the last time I've seen a male role model on tv or in video games
>dat boob plate
hahahahaha holy shit
FAKE SCRIPTED TACTICAL TALK INCOMING
I was about to give them a passable score but their world first premiere of a game designed to take advantage of their platform has fucking shot frame rates. Like holy fucking shit, if there was a situation to prerender and bullshit about your specs this was it.
>New Bioware game is a crap multiplayer cross between Horizon and COD: AW.
>>379917962
you know they will round it to 700
>>379918096
WAIT NO
>>379917972
I knew nothing about Twitter hints actually.
Why wasn't the back padded?
>>379917634
this isnt gameplay dude
its all fake
>>379917950
Gladly
>it's some fucking online coop shlock
BOOOOOORRRRRRRRIIIIIIIINNNNNNGGGGGGGG
Why is this industry so uncreative now? Most games are indistinguishable from each other. Look at this generic shite.
Why the fuck is everyone so ugly?
>>379918058
I remember what it was like to be poor
>flying jet suits
Okay, I'm interested now.
>>379917962
DELETE THIS
I like the Iron Man vibe
Why the fuck do they do this fake multiplayer chat shit it's so uncanny and weird.
POP IN
DAMN THEM
MY ONE WEAKNESS
OVERGROWN RUINS
>that drop
WHEN YOU WALK AWAY
PLEASE DON'T HEAR ME SAY
>>379917962
Good. Fuck Canada.
Okay this looks interesting a bit now
IRON MAN
>roleplaying coop
Fucking why?
Oh fuck this looks pretty good
>sky and underwater
Okay, getting better.
THIS BETTER BE ON THE PS4
Flying looks pretty janky
strong woman, as expected.
>>379918058
Yeah, when they announced the price drop for One S, I thought, "Hmm, $199 is pretty cheap... but it's still an Xbox." $499? So there's a fucking $300 price difference between the basic and "premium" models? Holy shit.
I'll just play the good ol games
It's not like there aren't enough must-plays I haven't played
>>379918359
Same. I bought Lego Marvel heroes or whatever purely so I could fly around in the ironman suit.
it's just another warframe clone
>>379918170
We literally just had a bunch of games with male characters. Did you miss the new LotR game they showed 10 minutes ago? Just because they're not over the top macho men doesn't mean they're not a male role model
>fake team chat shit
is this Ubisoft?
>>379918114
You could, and it could play far more games than xbone ever will have.
>Scalebound died for this
I'm sad
>Imagine entering suit
>Claustrophobia kicks in
F-fuck
This actually looks pretty good
>It's a huge open world with cool mechs
>You just shoot at stuff
Ban guns in video games
>Bioware made an Iron Man simulator
wut
looks pretty good
I'M CLOSE TO LEVELING UP AND YOU LOOK LIKE YOU'LL GIVE ME JUST ENOUGH XP
>>379916989
7/10
I don't watch these conferences to see which company wins, i'm rating them just on the games they show
>>379918096
Its at 12 AM eastern
Yo this actually looks fun
>>379918325
They used your family as the inspiration
>destiny suit aesthetic
>coop RPG exploration
holy shit, is there literally no originally
>>379918315
My man, it sounds like you know what we need. Why not submit an application and get paid for your ideas?
Why aren't they using Blink 182's Anthem for this game?
>>379918315
This. Getting real tired of this exo skeleton suit jetpack-around-a-future-environment shit. This game looks so uninspiring
>>379918068
This is so bad, holy shit. It's the division all over again
>>379918505
It's Xbox exclusive*
Also on Windows 10
Fucking hell, now Microsoft are doing the fucking Ubisoft scripted team dialogue too.
Is this a true exclusive?
>>379918651
This is just Destiny
>>379918712
it looks like Destiny
>>379918289
triple btfo, you're embarrassing yourself man
>>379918275
Oh man, thank god, you'd be suicidal by now if you did
I want to fuck Kim.
Ew
I'm getting heavy division flashbacks
this shit reminds me of the 'jungle' area in metal gear solid V that they kept showing off, and then in the final game it was tiny as fuck and a real disappointment
I bet this is way smaller and more linear than they're presenting
holy shit, the first time i've ever been excited for a bioware game
>>379918794
NOOOOOOOOOO
Why play this when Destiny 2 and Warframe exist?
If it had unarmed combat I'm buying it
We don't have a good Iron Man game
>you could use the xp
REKT
>>379918651
It looks like a prettier Destiny with fake as shit team chat
oh nice
Okay, this looks good. I'm waiting for the details to tell me it's shit somehow.
>>379918578
No you couldn't
Literally Destiny all over again
>>379918325
Bioware.
>I should do that with Kim later~
>>379918871
You know damn well it'll be a completely different game when it's released.
GAMER BANTER
Anyone notice how these two basically enter the forest and start killing everything for no reason?
>>379918651
This is actually bioware dying
Can we stop pretending women are tough soldiers and even remotely comparable to marine men? Why are we denying basic biological facts?
>>379918898
This is a stupid post
>play it in 4k
I'm calling bullshit
They didn't even have Ori in 4k
this at least looks mildly interesting.
Holy fuck, I actually want to get Crackdwon 3 but I'm a lazy faggot with no money.
End my suffering.
Looks like meh gameplay in a worse version of Horizon: Zero Dawn's world.
I'll throw this on the 'fun in co-op for like $20' pile with nearly everything else
STOP IT WITH THESE CRINGEY ACTORS FOR FUCK'S SAKE, YOU CUNTS
>>379918695
>>379918836
fag
If this is actual gameplay and not staged as fuck, maybe there's hope for it.
>>379916989
4/10
It as either nothing or multiplat
>We want the Destiny audience
>>379918315
This.
Generic open world metro UI crafting shit
japs might make SFM tier animations but their games are fucking fun at least
>random loot
eehhhhh just turned off it a bit.
>>379918898
Because you don't get gay romances nor do you get to fuck aliens in those games.
>huge open world to explore with your friends!
This sentence signifies all that is wrong with gaming nowadays.
>>379918823
b-b-but 3rd person
It's pretty and all, but very boring looking.
When is this online co-op meme gonna die already?
>Kim needs the XP
>Is the highest level
biowarebabs??
DESTINY CLONE
>random loot system
fuck right off
Anyone else feel like they fucked themselves on the one x naming instead of just sticking to scorpio? They have 4 models out now with similar names, your average normie isn't going to be able to figure this shit out and is going to be mad when they grab the wrong model
>>379918851
>I bet this is way smaller and more linear than they're presenting
You can already see it's linear as fuck. The're running in fucking corridors.
How in the world will the tiny xbox one x play this at ultra 4k?
I don't believe it one bit.
>>379918752
Because I'm too fuckin good
>>379919092
900p at 25fps
>>379918871
good goyim
In literally no dimension of space time will I ever buy that game
>Kim could use the XP
>he's the highest level character
What did they mean by this
>>379919170
This is some of the better shit we've heard today, I don't think it's that bad
>either Sandra or Kim had a clear male voice
>>379919179
>kims a man
Shit I take that back.
>>379918815
>ms
>"""true exclusive"""
it's a shame this game has to be published by EA because I know they'll fuck it up the ass with DLC/microsquirts
>Kim's a man
Ugh
>>379918725
But I'm not you.
That was the most beautiful video of nothing I've seen in a long time.
>tfw no asian guy named kim and some grills to play games with
Why do these companies pretend woman will play games like this? Destiny did the same shit with their reveal.
Was there any cohesion to that? Or am I just drunk
>More fucking Co-Op shit
What happened to solo gaming?
>>379919230
>random loot
wat?
item was clearly named
>>379919420
No I'm you
Didnt she make a point about the dude having the mortar, then she uses it.
So who's conference is rockstar going to be at?
NEW THREAD
>>379919265
>>379919265
>>379919265
SAY IT WITH ME
>XBOX ONE X WON
Time to finally shower.
>>379919170
roger that ; )))
good jawb marine : ))))
over n out!!
>>379919414
>>379919362
Could be korean
This looks playable and fun.
Does BioWare have any competent studios left to actually deliver a decent game?
>bioware: destiny was the highlight they kept for the end
Sup bros! dave here this game is looking freaking SWEET i must say
hey anyone wanna do a co-op 'sesh later hit me up on the XBOX One X
Alright later my dudes
>>379919575
Sony
>>379919334
L I Q U I D C O O L I N G
42 gamerydoos
>>379919347
They want him to carry the game by snowballing
So when is Bethesda's conference?
>>379919575
Sony's
6/10 is more than fair
>>379919575
Sony obviously ;)
>co-op
DROPPEDtfw no friends
>>379919531
they need an excuse to sell you a multiplayer subscription anon
>>379919548
He did use the mortar are you blind mate?
THAT WAS IT?
so far this event has peaked with the thicc minecraft chick
anyone knows her name?
>>379919213
It's obviously staged.
>>379919541
Who does that make me?
>>379919625
Not with Bioware. Kim's a tranny.
>livid spic with geoff keighly
>>379919924
My baby
>>379919757
No i autistically rewound and looked at it again, she does
>>379920234
That was some kind of homing LRM thing. He'd already used the mortar by that point.
>>379920604
He literally says "time to use that mortar"