Admit it.
You thought it was conker for a second there, didn't you?
They couldn't have designed a more generic character
>>379910857
Its not?
>waited for DIRECTED BY HIDEO KOJIMA and Conker shows up
>didn't happen
wew lads, I trolled myself. Looked better than that Kickstarter Yooka Layle disaster, though.
>>379910857
Nope, but I did think it was Bubsy.
>>379910857
Hell yeah I did.
>>379910857
I did, it also looks better than Yooka Laylee
Literally 'SM3DWorld CatSuit' the game
>>379910857
>Conker's Good Fur Day
>furshit
>>379910857
I did. I did and actually got my hopes up for a second.
>>379910857
PORN WHEN
What's this game's name again?
taking bets on furry porn when
i'm gonna say 10:00pm this evening
>>379910857
Tails?
>>379910857
>>379910857
I actually thought it was Bubsy.
I thought it was Tails from Sonic
>>379910857
No, I thought it was Tails or Titus the Fox.
>>379910857
Yup. Fuck this stupid kiddy furry shit.
Would be cool if it was
>>379911518
>>379911570
These.
>shota furry
>>379911486
literally right now
who cares, I want to see more cuphead
>>379910857
Drawfag here, I'm already making porn
>>379911194
THANK YOU CON MAN
>>379910857
As far as animal mascot platformers go, it doesn't look terrible.
NOTTO PONY
>>379910857
Tails is that you?
>>379911486
>>379911419
Go to lulz.net :3
Ardy Lightfoot?
>>379910857
The title literally used the Conker font
>>379910857
Fuck.
You.
>fun looking 3D platformer ruined by furfags
Please, not again.
>>379911486
Most likely will show up in this thread before it ends
>>379910857
NOPE. I love platformers, I immediate saw that it was Lucky.
>>379910857
I did and I was about to flip a table.
>>379910857
Of course I thought it was conker. That literally is conker.
>>379911791
Asian Dan Vs
If Nintendo made this game /v/ would eat this mascot up.
>>379911698
>naked shota furry
The music sounds like they took it straight from Mario Galaxy
>>379912000
... to see the usual frisky ferals and smol threads?
>>379911223
I did too.
>>379910857
the least appealing lighting for a kids game character render i've seen
this looks like a fucking kinder surprise toy
>>379912173
It looks more like canker to me.
>>379912119
>oh no why am I looking up furry porn to get mad at
>I'm opening another image why is this happening
>why am I not just playing the game and enjoying it
Someone already made a thread yesterday saying this was going to be at E3, so no.
btw this game was announced a year ago. pics were made of that character already
>cute sentient animal
>it's a fucking piece of shit male again
>no gaping smelly fox cunny
>It's just like my modern Japanese animes full of fagbait bara and kemoshota
Whoa fuck off this industry is dead. On second glance it's fucking ugly anyway.
It's a fucking prequel?
Gay
>>379912402
Nah request the /34/ stuff it will be done in couple of minutes to hours.
>>379910857
I feel ashamed to even let myself be fooled like that. Microsoft loses again.
>>379911223
Bubsy's game actually looks better than this
So this is the power of Xbox one X.......
>>379910857
I did think it was Conker. Never played Conker, but I was hopeful for others.
Game itself has that ugly modern 3D platformer aesthetic to its environment and the gameplay itself looks slow as fuck. Ghosts were cute though.
SHOW ME THE CARFAX
>>379910857
Yes, now where's the porn?
>>379911159
all the retro platform characters are also generic as fuck man.
this fox is perfect, a well know animal, simple, cute design.
I did. And then...
>Generic as fuck Mario Galaxy orchestra
>Clearly a slow as fuck 3D World clone
>>379914761
>only wearing shoes and a cape
>20 minutes
>still no nudes
gg
I shat myself thinking it was Conker
is there porn already
>>379910857
Sonic Forces is really surprising me with its gameplay options.
i saw conker on twitters trending list, i was pretty disapointed that it wasnt actually about conker but just a lookalike.
>>379911486
im working on it f@m
>>379910857
I did, and I don't give a shit about it now
He's cute as heck and I'm a sucker for shiny gem collectibles, will probably buy.
>>379910857
>it's literally Tails but with only 1 tail
>>379911486
it already exists on e621 you fucking retard
jesus christ how stupid can you furrys get
>>379917520
>calls someone stupid
>"furrys"
>>379911408
Well memed.
>>379910857
Yes I did, but it doesn't seem bad
LINK TO PORN NOW
MY DICK
Fuck, he was right.
>>379911787
I can't wait
I haven't been to /v/ since like 2008. Where did all the homosexuals come from?
>mario galaxy music
>mario 3d world catsuit gameplay
Could still be decent, but I sure didn't bought smg and sm3dw for the music and cat gameplay alone, and the level design and overall atmosphere seems rather generic.
I think it looks cute.
>>379910857
No, because I actually like conker.
But it seems this guy's game is the game Conker *would* have been, before Conker was changed for the better.
>>379911159
Nope. Honestly the most boring main character I've seen in a long time. Even moreso than your typical space marine.
it looked pretty cute desu. If it does good I can see the devs for this and rare working on a banjo threeie
This game has really annoying movement sounds.
>>379918264
They came from tumblr after the Gamergate exodus.
>Red tail comes out
>Almost all the same assets as Yooka Laylee.
>>379910857
Literally the only interesting thing to come out of their conference
>>379910857
Yup.
So they finally made something out of this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M6ceNFV2yz4
>>379915285
>wearing adiaper
>>379920086
What a fucking shame. Every board I use here has been flooded by them and ends up dead.
So are these full Tumblr faggots or NeoGAF/SA cancer that kill non-fag communities intentionally?
>>379911486
it's a fucking sequel you neanderthal
>>379910857
It won't be XB1 exclusive will it?
>>379910857
I mightve bought it if it was on PS4.
>>379910857
If you guys don't know this is a game that was on Rift. It's pretty neat in VR but I don't think it's strong enough to stand on it's own in 2D. Pretty generic platformer.
>>379920352
>image.jpg
DUMB
>designed by """"""westerners"""""""
>>379910857
That game looked so cute! CUUUTE!
>>379918264
>>379920086
>>379920454
>Being so new that you don't know a large chunk of /v/ love the dick
smugmarty.jpg
>>379920508
Just search "lucky's_tale". It's a sequel.
I wanna rape this thing
>>379918264
Trap meme reached critical mass in like 2011.
>>379910857
>this is a character in 2017
What the shit, it looks more fitting for a car tire company logo. It's just a fox with a cape. That's literally it.
>>379910857
I hope the porn is good
I remember getting this shit for "free" after spending $600 to get an oculus, it's a mediocre platformer, have fun I guess
>>379920865
Kemono is trash with the exception of null ghost
>>379910857
I thought it was this nigga
>>379910857
Get fucking TY the Tasmanian Tiger series instead of this generic boring as fuck platformer
will he be at nintendo?
>>379910857
actually yes, i thought it was going to be a fake trailer until the end
>>379913253
Sorry anon! Gays win again!
>>379911787
Can I see
>>379910857
Are we really gonna ignore the fact this fucker looks like TAILS??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
>>379920352
Too far
>>379921723
Me too, expected them to pull a Conker's Twelve Tales again
I knew immediately it was luckys tale, but thats probably because I own an Oculus rift.
Kinda sad that ther is no mention of the new game on oculus. Seems like it has a lot of cool new features
>>379910857
No, I thought that was Tails from Sonic.
>>379920498
it's a fucking squeakuel you mongoloid
>>379922180
This
>>379921824
Game Theory: Lucky is TAILS from UNDERTALE?!?!?!?!!?!
>>379921267
Hand over the source.
>>379921824
>a cartoon fox looks like a different cartoon fox
Holy penis what a scoop
>>379920508
>took the time to make an epic filename
>hes still retarded
lol
>>379911787
Another drawfag here. I would make porn, but I'm tired as fuck and need to go to bed and then work.
>>379921707
W
E
W
>>379921009
Fucking hell, hopefully wherever everyone went is safe from these faggots and bans them on sight. I remember the tiny minority spamming "everyone is gay for Bridget!" and getting told off en masse now... it's just out in the open.
RIP.
For a second, yeah. Still I'm relevoed that it's just a shitty platformer with a nr=ew character, and they aren't raping Conker's corpse
>>379911486
This is a sequel to a vr game. So i'd say that there are already some porn of it.
>>379922271
How's the first name called?
>>379922353
Nevermind. Got it.
>>379910857
I'm 7/10 excited. It'd be nice to actually have a competent platformer that's not made by Nintendo or a bunch of slack jawed indie shitters that drown the game memes and "irony"
Having a by the books cutesy mascot played straight is actually refreshing.
>>379922353
it's in the corner
use your gosh darn eyes friend
>>379910857
porn when
>>379921745
That shota is cute, but can't say I care for furry ones.
Yup. I was waiting for it to stop being cutesy bullshit but it just kept going.
>>379920352
delete this
The majority of /v/ is female shitposters now, there aren't any homosexual men just women Larping as gay men to piss off /pol/.
>>379917520
Damn, only 2 pics, and one is a fem version.
>>379910857
already knew what it was because anime played it.
>3D platformers aren't dead
There's always a silver lining
I thought the designs of the monsters were pretty cute, even if the main character looks terrible. At least it's better than Yooka
>>379910857
>YOu thought it was conker
It is, are you that blind? Microsoft changed Conker's look after the severe backlash they got for "young conker" Go watch the original trailer, its the exact same set pieces and coin graphics
>>379910857
Is the game on xbox only or other consoles/PC?
>non-human kiddy cartoon character appears for 2 seconds
>immediate furfag spam
You're all such fucking fags.
>>379922668
I cant read that tripe.
Luckily my boyfriend found the sauce for me.
>>379922365
boy those sure were a whole lot of two pictures i found
I missed the microsoft confrence, was there really a showing of lucky tails?
Isnt that a VR game?
>>379922826
>no gay men
>>379918008
Fuck
>>379910857
literally Super Mario 3D World
>>379910857
I already knew about that VR game.
>>379923069
Yeh and?
>>379910857
LEAVE MARIO TO ME
>>379920508
/post/show/865590/
>>379911194
>Waiting for Kojimbo at the fucking Xbox presentation
Even if he had been at E3 this year, that's fucking stupid anon
>>379922826
Oh, well then I'm going to redouble my effort to usher in the Day of the Rope. If they aren't going to keep the fuck to their own then they need to go for realsies now.
Too many faggots and women with Iphones, IRQ conflicts used to keep them all out.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rayRKcErb2A
>>379923589
That's not a bad thing though
>>379910857
i wont lie, i want to fuck that fox boi
I fell for the bait. Twice. They did this shit back in 2014 too.
https://youtu.be/1t_Co0gfj18
There is gonna be sooooo much porn.
>>379917467
It looks like a chinese tails ripoff.
>>379922826
there are no women on here
just homos fishing for cock
>>379924053
Rule 34 is more of a generic anime girl thing.
Furries prefer to draw their own characters.
>>379922826
I don't consider myself homosexual, but I fap to gay 2D porn.
>>379924053
Why? Other original platformers didn't get that much porn.
First I though it was Conker.
Then I even thought it could beBubsy
In the end I thought it was super cute and I want it.
>>379923956
What ever happened with project spark anyways?
>>37992372
you have a board for that, is called /trash/ or go to /b/
>>379924254
not even close
>>379910857
I had gotten back from walking my dog and walked in on the middle of this video. I totally did think it was Conker at first. Was disappointed to see it was just another obvious furrbait shit.
When will developers learn there will never, ever be a new sonic, mario, or crash?
>>379924254
yeah it sucks theres not enough porn of renamon and krystal
>>379924382
It flopped and they shut it down.
So is this exclusive or not?
>>379920865
>_master1200
Save your Pixiv images correctly.
>>379920865
>master1200
>>379910857
I recognized it right away
>>379922823
I'm not gay but that's a very aesthetic taint and ball-sack combo.
>>379924417
Pokemon and MLP are the only franchises that have what I would call a significant amount of furry porn.
>>379912119
>I cant enjoy something because people draw porn of it
Your life must suck.
>>379924702
>sonic
>digimon
>star fox
>>379912119
game already exists on the oculus rift, it's shit.
>>379922826
>The majority of /v/ is female shitposters now
nope I'm just aPower Topwho likes Cute Boys
Why does he wear the cape?
>>379924481
It's not even furbait. im sure that didnt cross their minds when they came up with this. Little kids like animal character, this has always been true.
Something like zootopia that had a nod and wink to furries in its teaser was actual furbait
>>379924660
Yeah i knew it was it, but wanted to believe it wasn't...
>>379925020
He lost his second tail so he needs the cape to help him fly.
>>379923069
>not wanting to fuck cute 2D animals
>>379924980
My nig
Do you suppose any new reveal could possibly beat Splatoon in getting Rule 34'd? Godspeed, drawfags.
>>379924816
Neither Digimon nor Star Fox have even 1% of what Touhou has.
Sonic...barely qualifies as a lot of furry porn, but it hardly matters because Sonic character designs are trash. Theyre just stick figures with giant heads.
>>379910857
Wait that wasn't Conker?
I was only half-paying attention.
>>379922826
I dunno dude, I beat it to traps like every single day
>>379910857
yeah this lol
>>379924853
>MAKING PORN xD meme
Everyones like a year late to the game.
>>379910857
I thought it was tails
but I don't play sonic so all furries look the same to me
>>379922850
Mr.Kon
>>379925296
Would you actually fuck a guy, or are you just meme gay?
>>379910857
No.
Didn't this thing already have a VR game? I seem to remember that.
>>379925290
almost nothing has 1% of what touhou has.
>>379922271
What's the source?
>>379925732
Meme gay. I'm not attracted to 3D men, femboy or not
>>379925969
/post/show/865590/
>>379925290
MLP is pretty close
>152 IPs
>99% pro-homo
My god... this place fell utterly and completely.
>>379926410
I already mentioned that.
>>379926424
Shut up faggot
>come into thread expecting porn
>no porn
what a letdown
>>379925025
Do you really not think they have the furry audience in mind for this shit as well? Those worthless fucks are literal money wells.
>>379910857
I was waiting for him to say fuck or some tiddies to show up, yes.
It's weird, but I guess someone wanted to make a normal, kid friendly 3d platformer.
>>379926424
I want to hug this game!
>>379921824
Tails' gone turbo, think about it he is missing in Forces, why? Cause he wants his own game now and killed Conker to do it.
>>379925545
nigga i've seen a grand total of 3 pics, only two of which were porn and both by the same artist
i'd say they're right on motherfuckin' time
>>379911417
FUCKING this. I bet they shelved Conker after that emaciated meth head version of him at last e3
>>379927049
You think artists that know how to draw furry would hang out on a website full of people who can only draw little girls?
Already looks better then 3D World imo for having actual characters and a more cohesive world.
>>379927665
Go fuck yourself up the ass with a rake you autistic ban evading fuck.
>>379910857
I hate gloves and shoes on animal mascots. It really bothers me for some reason.
>>379927049
There's a pretty active mod monitoring the thread
>>379927717
>what is /trash/
plus there's a well know artist on the /v/ drawthread that occasionally draws furry pornor at least one time he did
>>379927665
I have never even seen this image before, what the fuck.
So uhh how the fuck is this not blatantly stealing Tails from Sonic? There's even the allusion to the name 'Tails' in the title of the game. I feel like Sega is preparing their lawyers as we speak.
>>379928763
Sega didn't invent cartoon foxes
>>379922562
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1UTBq-PemVE
>>379911159
Literally just Tails without anything that makes his design memorable.
>>379911223
this
>>379910857
i lterally could not believe they did that. such a slap in the face to fans of conker. does MS do anything right?
>>379910857
yep
>>379910857
I did. I imagine the game actually started out as a conker game and they just decided to make it not-conker because people would hate them for it.
>>379911223
>>379912524
>>379929236
Do you not know what a fucking Bobcat looks like?
>>379922259
now it's a thread
>>379918008
Wow.
>>379928763
Tails is literally a yellow fox with two tails
Op is literally a fox
>>379921707
WE DONKEY KONG NOW?
>>379910857
I did and my friend and I got really excited.
This has to be Damage control after the shitstorm that was Young Conker.
>HEY GUYS HERE'S A REBOOT OF THIS BELOVED MASCOT PLATFORMER!
>Y-You don' like that? Uh... WE WERE JUST PULLING YOUR LEG, IT A NEW IP NOW!
>>379930297
NEW DONKEY KONG 64
>>379910857
>Is this Conker?
>Or that Bubsy everyone is talking about?
>Oh it's something new
this is literally just tails' more autistic younger brother
Reminds me of Titus the Fox.
>>379910857
The fucking shading on this model hurts my eyes
>>379930548
PLEASE GOD
THE BOARD WOULD EXPLODE WITH HE THREADS
MAKE IT HAPPEN
>>379910857
I sincerely thought that was Tails
>>379921707
>>379930297
>>379930548
>>379930985
Yooka Layle sucked, Rare is dead in both body and spirit
>>379910857
Look too much like Tails. SEGA might sue.
>>379931563
>/v/ said it's bad so it's bad
>time to parrot /v/
Try to formulate your own opinions you underage faggot.
>>379931563
yooka laylee wasn't made by rare, just some nonames taking advantage of nostalgia blinded idiots
>>379931753
If they were going to sue, they would of done it years ago with the first one.
It's like some people think SEGA owns cartoon foxes or something, not as though Starfox has existed since the SNES or anything.
>>379910857
>See people saying he's a tails clone
>give benifit of doubt and watch trailer
>sounds identical to that scratchy kid voice sega always gives Tails
Wew lad fire up them lawyers sega
>>379922826
Yeah, you wish anon...
>>379910857
What the hell, they're making another Titus the Fox game?
>>379928763
Nick Wilde is just a ripoff of Tails
so is Disney's furshit Robin Hood
so is Renard the Fox from medieval France
and even Aesop's fox that didnt even like grapes anyway
all rip-offs of Sega's creativity
>>379914293
>Banjo
>Crash
Just because you're right doesn't mean you're correct.
>>379913253
I want fox puss puss.
>>379934243
It's now cool to hate Banjo on /v/
>>379934406
I like Banjo but his design is fucking shit, man.
>>379910857
not for even a second. Game looks good.
Don't talk of platformers dying if you're shitting on this, don't pretend to care about a genre you're clearly just nostalgiafagging over.
>>379928962
>>379934043
>he's a Tails clone because he's a fox
>>379910857
This game looks generic as fuck. One of the most uninspired platformers I've ever seen right down to Not-Tails there. It's like Microsoft realized platformers are popular again and just grabbed whatever they could get.
Looks pretty damn cute. I kinda dig it. Reminds me of mid-late 90s when cuddly platformer characters were still acceptable. Of course, the art design of those games was only ever a small fraction of the game's enjoyment; most of it came from the actual game mechanics that a simplistic cartoon design helps facilitate. From the little gameplay I've seen, it looks like a 3D translation of the Rayman Origins/Legends formula, which might end up working out well. If it's combined with clever, funny writing with genuine heart behind it, it may end up being really good, even 8/10 good.
100% thought it was Conker. Not salty though. Game looks like it's going to be fantastic. I'm more hyped for it than anything else shown off
>>379910857
that face looks disturbing af
>>379934993
No really though. While /v/ is trying to make this game into a narrative of Microsoft being an unoriginal ripoff, people who actually care about playing games are saying that it looks pretty interesting to them, even if it's not as original as it could be.
OP's is an old render, by the way.
It's like Tails and Conker had a lovechild
>>379936675
thanks for this announcement i'm glad my taxes are in good hands