Microsoft E3 2017 comfy thread
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZ4GpE3c97U
SPAMS IN CAPS
>>379901090
>Five games shown
>Four are shooters
>>379901090
I'm so fucking sick of fucking zombies
>>379901090
STATE OF DECAY 2
REMINDER
This is a comfy thread not a shitposting thread
>Zombie survival
Yay
>dude zombies lmao
will they ever stop doing this tired shit
>Third person zombie shooter
What an underexplored genre.
>foot literally went through the corpse's leg
>mouth didn't move while talking
>>379901090
another fucking zombie game? ...in 2017. amazing.
>>379901754
This. There's a sticky if you want to spam epic memes and greentexts.
>>379901798
The Walking Dead is the most watched show on tv.
>More fucking zombie survival shit
I am SO over zombies.
>>379901090
>zombies
a theme that people got sick of years ago?
I'm a bit behind, why did people cheer when he said all your xbox games will work on xbox one x? Is that an accomplishment for these fuckers?
Smallest xbox ever? I hope this thing starts house fires.
If the base management is actually deep and well executed it might be cool I guess.
>>379901865
>the state of state of decay 2
>>379901404
my friend actually messaged me and said the new XboneX is backwards compatible
he was excited by this fact
>obvious frame drops
Oh man a zombie shooter with survival elements! unreal!
>thanks! i owe you!
>lips obviously aren't moving
>>379901090
EXCLUSIVE
This has to be the most generic zombie game I've seen, including the first State of Decay. At least Days Gone looks fun. XBOX BTFO.
>2017
>zombie game
This is an ironic E3 entry, right?
L4D3 looks like shit
>>379902161
Xclusive on X Box One XXX*
*also available on PC
It's up to the womyn to save the world again
Literally every game so far has been Also on PC
What's with zombie games always having a "Boomer" now
Tbh a persistent open world zombie game where you only get 1 life would be pretty cool.
This is so creatively bankrupt.
Hate that exclusive is just a meme word now
Microsoft might as well stop making Xbox's and just sell prebuilt PCs
>>379902340
Windows 10*
women just kick ass
go women
MANY
RHETORICAL
QUESTIONS?
>>379901208
Repeating it if you're still here
Egypt is pretty fucking big but majority don't look like that. they're mostly brown. Unless they say he was a Nubian slave or something, then it make sense.
>>379902417
this and literally everything else shown so far. it's kinda depressing honestly.
>another indie game
EXCLUSIVE
BE ADVISED
FEMINISM IS AWESOME
>22 games like these.
HOW MUCH WILL IT COST?
excuse me
wtf is this
>>379902302
you mean Windows 10
This man needs to stop yelling.
Another, not EXCLUSIVE
what the fuck
How many Battle Royale, Zombie survival games shit are they gonna show?
>>379901090
what a shitty game
This is fucking awful.
Uh oh
Fuckin' Cringe
fucking e-sports bro
I can't wait to watch this on Twitch D
Hell yeah brah
What am I witnessing
What the fuck
>"We have actual exclusives this time, guys!"
>indie game
>esport bait indie game
>>379902693
Third person Overwatch.
MINECRAFT 2
I'm scared guys.
Scared there will be nothing interesting shown.
I actually want to kill my cat
Are we still not done with minecraft?
MINECRAFT
EXCLUSIVE
The fuck was that shit
Jesus Christ this conference has been fucking horrendous
MINECRAP
nigga this looks awful
>Suddenly game show
It looks pretty jank desu
All games look the same.
BROWN
So no games to speak of so far, much less any REAL exclusives.
who the fuck still plays minecraft?
Xbox X seems pointless if you have a 970 or 1080 or whatever
all these games will have controller support on pc too
I LOVE BUILDING BRICKS WITH MYCRAP
So what's the shorthand?
xbonex? x-nex?
She's still there?
Delicious minecraft PR whore. Unf
L Y D I A
Y
D
I
A
get this fucking dyke off e3
lmfao forced meme alert
That game actually looked decent.
45 minutes and not a single fucking game worth playing.
MINECRAFT
4K
HDR
$599
That PUBG trailer was nothing like the game. Except the very end of the guy getting panned in the back of the head. Great game but if I hadn't played it before I wouldn't have been sold by that at all.
This conference is literally aimed at 12 year olds.
Not bad marketing desu.
WTF!?
Outta fucking nowhere! Is this the meme we've been waiting for?
>magic battle royale with only 8 players
>people watching your stream can donate and give you ingame bonuses temporarily
Yeah I'll pass from that cancer
>>379903445
Children
WHERE IS THE BALD GUY
>>379903503
XBOX.
>>379903445
Severely autistic children and adults
HELLLOOOOOOO MINECOOOONNNNN!
What am I seeing.
They are advertising the Nintendo Switch in the Xbone conference.
>this entire conference
I say this with absolutely no irony, but it really is over, xbox is finished.
>actual games
I like it desu
T H I C C
GET THIS DYKE OFF MY SCREEN
SUPER DUBER
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>>379903560
Not even Metro?
we want the autist audience
How long is this conference meant to go for?
>>379903560
>Not excited for Metro
Still the best game reveal from this show though
We had texture packs in 2009.
>HDR "Pack"
hmmm
>>379903903
This was the nail in the coffin. They are fucking D E A D
>Shaders for console Minecraft
God damnit, they got me
she looks problematic
>>379903903
You underestimate the number of 12 year olds who will buy it.
>>379904034
Not the same guy, but the new Metro looks boring as fuck.
so far
>xboner x
>CARRRSS
>metro scripts
>we wuz assasins
>steam games on xbox one
>overwatch ripoff
>mincrap
this is awful
>>379903503
xbox 2
So making minecraft almost as good as the java version is e3 worthy
>Minecraft HD
Are you shitting me?
>Minecraft now with light shafts and bloom
clearly autistic girl.
Why do women do this short haircut shit? She'd actually look good with normal hair.
4K
4 K
4KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
NOW CLAD YOU WORTHLESS SHITS
Oh cool, its shit I could do on PC 7 years ago
WHERE THE FUCK IS CRACKDOWN 3?????
>>379903503
XboX one X
I'll call it the tripple X or XXX from now on
It's uncanny how minecraft has nice lighting but it's fucking blocks
Shit I didn't know E3 already started. I take it nothing interesting yet has been revealed up to this point?
This is so awful, I feel like I'm too old to be watching this shit
Thank god they're not talking about VR all the time
4K isn't much better but at least it's just TV shit
>Playing Minecraft for the graphics.
>>379904504
It'll be the finale, but will still be disappointing.
>>379904435
They paid a lot of money for Minecraft, of course they're going to milk the fuck out of it.
>>379903503
I dont even own an xbox and I still feel cheated
Minecraft isnt "super duper" dead yet?
>super duper grafix pack xD
jesus fuck
Woah Minecraft?! Fucking hype!
>>379904618
Metro looked okay.
I'm pissed. Now all Xbox/PC games will be Windows 10 Store exclusives.
I'm in super duper pain here, guys.
>>379904320
Even 12 year olds play on PCs now, there is no market for the xbox anymore, especially with Sony and Nintendo having the weeb audience.
>>379904618
YOU FUCKING MISSED IT
>>379904504
>He still believes
I'm sorry anon. It's now vaporware
>>379904504
<he expects videogames in e3
DB FIGHTERS HELL YEAH
>>379904457
she was nervous as fuck, doesn't have to be autism
>>379904435
>>379904369
>>379904454
>>379904473
PLEASE DONT BE A SHITTY FIGHTING GAME
Oh man something new?
>Minecraft consoles gets the textures i used in 2013
best E3 ever guys
>4k minecraft
>muh graphics for cubes: the game
FUCK YEA
>>379904867
NO IT ISNT
SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP!!!!!
>>379904794
Surprising, no. Seems like people still buy and play the game.
>>379904848
Then finally go through with it and kill yourself.
The world will be a better place
DBZ AT EVO
WEEB TRASH
HEY KIDS REMEMBER THOSE CARTOONS?
BUY OUR GAME
>>379904861
Don't care much for EA and I don't own an Xbox so I doubt that
MARVEL BAYBEH
if this is xbox exclusive i'm going to fucking kill someone. fighters dont survive on xbone
>>379904618
Metro: Exodus looks great
Woaaaah Arc Sys dragon ball with Daisuke music?
O fuck M$ just won E3
Thanks doc
RDR2
How did they manage to make a DBZ game looking worse than the PS2 ones? What the fuck man
>that pop-in
Jesus Christ.
Holy shit did anyone else see the graphics pop in lmao
>early 2018
aight
this is embarrasing
>>379901090
>literal who arcade zambe cash in game that looked like scratched plastic gets a whole mega AAA sequel and shit for no reason
>there are people that took this game seriously
>it's a 6/10 at best
>zombie shittery will be extended even longer even though it's a used up whore of a concept
Who EVER said we needed this game?
Who said this game was SO fucking good that it deserved a sequel?
Literally fucking NO ONE cared about this game when it came out, it's just a random zambe shite, and that's the fucking way it should have stayed.
OH MY GOD THIS IS LIKE MAHVEL BUT WITH DBZ CHARACTERS IM FUCKING HYPEEEE
>exclusive
>black desert
Top kek
>THE POWER OF XXXBONEXXX
>>379905167
>implying kids are old enough to remember dbz
>DBZ MvC edition
Amazing how Sony has already won E3 when they didn't even have their conference yet
Why is Dark Souls Dude there?
>>379905497
it's known for that
DBZ looks fucking amazing. Good thing there's a PC version.
will we ever be excited? I feel so fucking depressed that this is my hobby
EXCLUSIVE
That shitty f2p weeb mmo LMAO
Black desert online?
Black Desert looks pretty good desu
Black Desert on xbone. okay.
>Korean MMOs
How much time will there be between conferences? I still need to shower.
You guys sure do seem to hate video games and have a lot of criticisms.
What exactly wouId you like to see in a game? Let's hear some of your brilliant suggestions.
>pixel shit
>console launch exclusive
the weasel words
Shit this actually looks cool
MMO'S CONFIRMED
MICROSOFT WINS E3!!MMO'S CONFIRMED
MICROSOFT WINS E3!!
What does launch exclusive even mean?
Pixel game woah mind blown!
I thought it was DD2 and it just looked like shit but guess it's a mmo
>>379906068
something that isnt complete shit
>>379906068
Gameplay
ANOTHER INDIE GAME
Ok The Last Night looks fucking cool
I love the song in the trailer "Acid Rain"
are we getting another scalebound trailer
oh fuck is that LORN?
>Buraku Dezzatu
this actually looks pretty good
Missed the last 20 mins after the Porsche reveal
anything good?
That looked pretty fucking good.
>we want the literal hipster faggot audience
JUST LIKE MY VIDYA GAMES OF OLDE
>play a pixel game
>in 4k
my sides
thought it was a new Deus Ex for a sec
How silly of me
the last night looks comfy as fuck
>>379906309
Fuck yea
>>379906068
Watch Sony's conference and you'll have my answer
Ok, so they've run out of games.
>>379906378
New Metro game
Oh god I'm vomiting
>>379906378
Ass Creed Egypt
The last night looks cool will play on my pc
"Xbox One Console Launch Exclusive"
FUCK ME THAT'S TENUOUS
>>379906378
Metro 2034 and then AssCreed 14
>that audience reaction
Last Night looks decent
>every game showed are already out on pc or will be available one pc
what the fuck is this shit
WHY DO I NEED 4K FOR THESE FLASH GAMES? PLEASE RESPOND
Not this fucking Dev again
NEW FABLE?
>>379906213
So you have no ideas.
K
finally i can roleplay as a nu-male
The Last Night looks cool.
Too bad it's on W10.
Fuck it taking me bitch for a walk these all look terrible
>>379906378
yeah it's actually pretty good for m$ senpai
Oh cool, more indieshits. gimme more, please.
>tumblr side scroller
lmfao
so this.... is the power... of xbone x
>/wsg/: The Game
>>379906378
A new DBZ fighter but that's it
>>379906309
I was so surprised when that song started playing I thought somehow my music had turned on without me knowing in the background.
>this is how hipsters actually picture themselves
>>379906068
Ape escape 4
>>379906607
What reaction?
>weebshit
>>379906042
Bethesda is in 6 hours.
How nice of Microsoft to involve a 15 minute smoke/piss/snack break.
Crowd is very quiet
Xbox brand is stretching to be relevant
Sony can always fall back on Japan
>coming out when it's damn ready
Wow, fucking amazing
>EXCLUSIVE
>chink mmo nobody gives a shit about
>EXCLUSIVE
>muh retro pixelshit
>EXCLUSIVE
>XD so indie
>code vein is XXXclusive
well fuck
>somewone in twitch chat actually thought that indie game was like flashback on the snes
thought I was the only oine
>>379906378
Metro Exodus and thats it
Oh, so this'll be a multiplat. Thought it was jsut a Switch game.
>Weeb Souls
>>379906674
yeah something that doesn't involve
>zombies
>being an nu-male indie developer
>assasins creed
>being open world but its actually all scripted
>being a minecraft
>>379906939
Bethesda is in 4 hours you ape
>X Box One X enhanced
>enhanced
and the 4k meme is already dead
>Extremely faggy protagonist
>"The Artful Escape"
>LE COMING WHEN IT'S DAMN READY
That's a lot of cancer all at once.
>>379906820
>not mentioning metro
AEHCKSLOOSIV
>>379907073
>*also on PC
Shitty exclusives lol sony already won
no banjo reminder
>>379906927
thats what I mean
BANE?
>weebshitsouls
Disgusting
>yet another indie side-scroller with quirky looking protagonist.
These things are just becoming a parody of itself.
Wait so is the Xbox One X, The Scorpio?
>>379906516
So you just want another uncharted and generic fps
>weeaboo souls
Literally wasted 30 mins just for an AC demo
>EXCLUSIVE
Stop it.
>>379906692
>Too bad it's on W10.
Oh fuck, is it?
Anyway isn't the weeb souls trailer the same one as the reveal, but without the voice over?
Get off the stage, loser. Show me the games
XboXoneXTentacion
Is the Pope going to be hosting between conference interviews? He's the only one I'd care to watch.
Man I cant shitpost fast enough for all this shit
AYYSGLUZIVV
It's not even souls, it's just another God Eater game. Which is fine.
>>379901905
>zombie soap opera
>most watched show
Makes sense. Most people I meet are zombies. Must appeal to their interests.
This pirate game might be pretty aight
>>379907073
That's actually the only trailer without the embarrassing EXCLUSIVE call out before it starts
>XBOX EXCLUSIVE*
>*also on PC
Why do they keep doing this? Who are they fucking trying to fool?
>>379907283
The game's been known about for months, anon. Go look it up.
Finally, a game that looks like fun.
Is someone making a list of every game so far? I forgot half of them already.
>>379907130
Those are just criticisms. Let me see your constructive ideas
I feel sorry for the people who owns a Xbox now
>floating treasure chest
>>379906693
post your dog
>>379907657
I know, and I still hate it
Didn't know RARE still existed
Sea of Thieves can be comfy if it's done right
So far we haven't seen exclusives
>>379907141
Wrong.
eggslousiff
>no man's sky in the water
>>379907908
http://www.e3countdown.com/
>>379907723
>those arent criticisms
yes they are
This looks interesting. Wondering how big the world is and how many players will play on one server.
>4K.
>Shit looking games.
I really hope that in every console war argument people just start to retort with
>EXCLUSIVE
jesus christ how boring
This game looks so fucking boring.
This game looks kinda ugly
>swim to box: the game
dropped
>chest full of gold floating in water
SEA OF THIEVES LOOKS SO GOOD HOLY SHITI'm in the Alpha, this is a noticeable improvement
>>379907807
it's gonna be microtransactioned up the ass
can already tell it's a loot farmer
>Sharks
Well guess I can't play the game anymore
this is really fucking boring
>>379907807
I really hope this is good
>>379907908
Is this sea of thieves?
It's so cartoonish.
>Taking a bite out of a banana without peeling it.
>>379907931
At least this one isn't lying about multiplayer.
>(((witty))) comments every 10 seconds
I wish I was dead
still 0 reason to buy xbonex
>literally stands still to allow skeleton to blast face off
>you'll encounter people who want to blow you to pieces
>that's pirating for ya
heh
GET IN HERE EDGE LORDS
http://onlysouls.stream/
LMAO SO FUNNY! I THINK I'LL BUY FOUR COPIES
>>379907996
Minecraft in 4k woah
>>379907989
> reading comprehension
>(You)
Pick one
>>379907641
I am sure a Microsoft exec will claim with a straight face that if Sony can do it with PS4/Vita and Nintendo can do it with Switch/3DS they can do it with Bone/PC
>that stealth edit when he walks through the shrub
don't pretend i didnt see it
Wake me when this shit is over
>>379908167
http://e3countdown.weebly.com/
>>379908254
Forza has been the only thing that even peaked my interest a bit. And I don't like racing games
I'm getting bored
>Quirky stylized Co-Op indie game
How unique
REMINDER
This is a comfy thread not a shitposting thread
>>379907807
>if it's done right
Just abandon all hope mate, don't let them get up out of the dust
NEW FABLE INC NEW FABLE INC NEW FABLE INC
>NEW FABLE INC NEW FABLE INC NEW FABLE INC NEW FABLE INC
NEW FABLE INC NEW FABLE INC NEW FABLE INC NEW FABLE INC NEW FABLE INC NEW FABLE INC NEW FABLE INC ,
F A B L E
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>step 11 paces
>walks 12
>>379908517
>rare
>indie
>>379908340
>>379908380
>>379907983
>>379908167
https://twitter.com/bethesda/status/872477752489902081
http://www.eurogamer.net/articles/2017-06-09-e3-2017-guide-conference-times-stream-links-predictions
https://www.polygon.com/e3/2017/5/31/15642674/e3-2017-schedule-press-conference-live-stream
It's in 6 hours. Whoever made that countdown site fucked up.
>all this forth wall breaking
GOOD JOB
GOOD JOB DESTROYING ANY IMMERSION ANYONE MIGHT OF FLET
>The only good games so far were DBZ and loli vampires
What did MS mean by this?
How much more of this garbage is there? I'm fucking hungry.
The only way they could get me to buy an Xbone is if they stopped charging for Xbox Live and every game came with both copies to play on PC as well.
How can one manage to make a game about pirates look this boring?
>>379908517
>indie
Its Rare you dingus
I guess this is great if you have been itching for a pirate game
>>379908240
I wish you were dead too
snore
>>379908637
>>379908738
Oh fugg, I didn't even realize
>they left the chick on the ship
kek
this is why I like nintendo when it comes to making a game seem fun
take arms for example
its a dumb concept that could've easily been a boring mess, but nintendo happens to make it seem fun
these xbox games are fucking awful because it's just lacking something with a vision, and just looks like a group of executives made some decisions based on numbers and data they collected from like twitch and stuff
HOW LONG IS THIS
Is this the beginning of KH1?
>this is what rare has become
oh how the mighty have fallen
>>379908684
>DBZ and AC*
BOOOOOOORIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING
>>379908646
>midnight EST
I'll be awake until 5am anyway but still.
this pirate shit has gone on for far too long now
>>379908690
Every game that released after Halo 5 I think can be played on either PC or Xbone if you buy it on one of them.
>harmless cartoony looking game
>suddenly fucking SKELETONS
I wasn't ready for such a tonal shift lads
I was expecting pillaging, raping, stealing, murdering and heavy cursing and drinking. Instead we get this shit.
>>379908684
You should kill yourself
Not a fan of most of these games, but if THATS your cup of tea... kill yourself
10 minutes for a shit game like this that will flop. MICROSOFT SURE KNOWS WHAT IT'S DOING.
Even EA had an interesting game yesterday(that coop with the prison escape), there's just nothing interesting here.
>these animations
how fucking long is this conf... at least nintendo cuts to the fucking point weither or not you like it or not
>>379909098
Black Sails just ended
One hell of a TV show
>>379909030
>AC
>good
also, how fucking long is this No Man's Sea TOTALLY REAL AND NONSCRIPTED gameplay?
I mean this looks fun for a time waster with friends.
Being pirates and shit is fun
>jumps on ship
>enemies just stand there waiting to die one by one
blunder
thats some nice water
>>379908898
The state of gaming. Gamers want the same shit. Same 3rd person action with inventories and levels and world building
.
Holy shit what was that, about 10 mins of the Pirate game?
>>379909185
good luck marketing that game
>DURRRR GET DA BAWKZ
>DA ECKSBAWKZ
4k guys, but everything looks like it released in 2006
>>379909185
>pillaging, raping, stealing, murdering and heavy cursing and drinking
>from a rare game
we could have had a new conker, banjo or anything
microsoft made them do this
and it's another non-4k game
someone explain Tacoma to me
XboXoneX420
>>379909013
GET ANGRY, REN!
GET TO KILLING!
Pirates are only fun if it's one piece style adventure.
What in fucks name is this furry shit?
>State of Decay 2 and Sea of Thieves 2018
Do they have ANYTHING this year
its that anita sarkeesian game
>>379909185
>that art style
>edgy game
Pick one
>>379909529
you jinxed it
who /furry/ here
>>379909323
>HAHA I AHTE IT TOO GAIZ DO I FIT IN?
What happened to Tails?
I WANT TO
lol, lucky's tale?
I thought that was Tails for way longer than reasonable.
What the fuck is this?
This is the cheapest rip-off of Conker I've ever seen.
>>379909559
Better than Adr1ft, worse than Event[0]
>>379909636
they've got....whatever the fuck this furfag shit is
Here's a kiddie game for all you manchildren
>3d platforman
looks like someone saw yukaa laylee get funded and said to himself WE NEED THAT
LOOKS BETTER THAN JEWKA LAYLEE
Yooka Laylee 2! Finally!
I thoughti t was fucking conker you fuckS
repeat after me:
E X C L U S I V E
Whats that spell?
EXCLUSIVE
>>379909797
Still in prison
I want to fuck that fox.
OHHHHH SHIT IS THAT
oh no its not conker
PLATFORMER
How many exclusives were announced already? Sonybros on suicide watch.
how does a game that looks this shit run at a silky smooth 10 fps
Thought that was Conker at first
Those graphics....... woah awesome....
Conker got JUST'D
SONIC AND MARIO ON SUICIDE WATCH
>Thought it was Conker at first
Fuck you Microsoft
>>379909858
i actually thought that was conker for a second
So has Microsoft not fallen for the VR meme?
The art style is cute and nice though.
MUST COLLECT COINS
How much longer for the conference guys
>Conker's Happy Fur Day
>>379909989
Literally zero.
>>379909843
doesn't seem right without the vr
tfw comfy babby games
They haven't announced any pure xbox exclusives at all yet, have they?
>tfw when I thought it was going to be fucking conker at the beginning but it was just normal fur shit.
Fuck, I was almost excited there for a second.
Looks gay af
>>379909989
Like 3 that aren't out already
>Going from Metro to Furry Kiddie Jumpland
E3 always baffled me
Other than Metro this entire conference is a giant joke so far
Sea of Thieves looks like it'd get old within a weekend, too.
Wow it actually looks okay. Like a PS2/ Dreamcast sidescroller.
>>379909989
None. All of them also release on Windows.
This is the power of 4k
>tfw sea of thieves is multiplayer bullshit and not comfy singleplayer
>cuphead
FINALLY!
>>379910243
not a single one
That one looks fun
That was fucking deliberate, they wanted people to think that was Conker
That's a cute fox desu
I don't understand the target audience for this not-conker game.
>this is microsoft's answer to mario
>>379910196
around 20m
Damnit I wanted Cuphead for PS4
>take conker
>make him a faggot
Well, the game might play alright, but all this bright happy shit makes me wanna suicide bomb an orphanage.
>that name
>that villain
dropped
reminder that cuphead is literally never coming out
BOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING
>>379910471
Just gay and not funny
>that ripoff mario galaxy music
>>379910305
Better then Kinect pedophile shit
EXCLUSIVE
(((((also on PC)))))
CRACKDOWN?
wow really making use of this powerful technology and "True" 4k
>Crackdown
Fucking finally. Fuck.
MOTHAF***
>finally cuphead in like 2018
>>379909938
Stay mad sonybro
>>379910395
It's been announced as an mmo since last year
T E R R Y
CRACKDOWN BOYZZZ
>>379910352
A lot of them are releasing on PS4 too lol
>that section where its literally gianna sisters
OLD SPICE ODOR BLOCKER
Whoa every game is exclusive..
I thought cuphead came out already
>>379910486
little kids
Cuphead this year!
I want to cut myself every time I hear exclusive
OLD SPICE
>motherf**ker
ESGLUESIEVE
>>379910669
Super Mario Galaxy music is a ripoff of Strauss music though
BIG NIG
MUTHA-PEEEEEP
CRACK
DOWN
THREEEEEEEEEEE
Dammit Sumo Digital I wanted Dead Island 2 but this might be ok I guess
CRACKDOWN NIGGAS!!!!! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
BODYWASH
Sweet cant wait for 9/ll Simulator
(graphics look like shit)
WE WUZ
CRACKDOWN ON KIKEDOWS 10
POWEEEER
why are you mustards complaining so much about getting games?
exclusive for MS means MS exclusive now
Damn these are some good graphics
oh crackdown looks noice a good tralier btw
>TERRY
>MOTHER FUCKING
>CREWS
Jesus this is annoying.
>le meme black man
I really fucking enjoyed the 1st crack down.
WE WUZ CRACKDOWN N SHIEET
>WINDOWS 10
LEL
>le loud ironic nigger in video game commercials
Can I play as a Nightelf Mohawk?
Vinny's stream sure is comfy.
STOP THIS CONFERENCE NOW
Cuphead looks good, but we already knew that
Super Lucky Tale looks like it could be good, but also might be complete trash, and also looks a little too kiddy
Everything else is already announced/multiplat or trash.
Bad conference so far
> /v/ doesn't like realistic graphics
> /v/ doesn't like block graphics
> /v/ doesn't like pixel graphics
> /v/ doesn't like cartoonish graphics
> /v/ doesn't actually like video games
Is this game literally made to appeal to low IQ nigs?
when are they gonna release Milo for Kinect?
BLACKED
>>379910669
shit, i knew it sounded familar
>>379910837
You forgot a "launch" in there
still 0 reason to buy an bonex
>Cuphead lives
>but I'll have to buy an XBOX1X to play it
Fucking...dammit.
black people blowing up the city -the game
>>379911172
Art Style is everything.
>all the player characters are minorities
>blacks, spics and women
SUH PROGRESSIVE
Crackdown 3 looking just a underwhelming as I thought it would be
>tfw you just realized they're saying exclusive because all these games are going to be exclusive to the Windows store on PC
uh oh......
>>379904867
btfo
>>379911172
/v/ likes hating things to feel better about themselves
>>379911172
Took you long enough to figure that out.
>4K
>Every game has sub 2013 level graphics
What was the point?
>>379911172
We don't like shitty Microsoft that's all
>>379911172
/v/ isn't one person, you know.
>diverse creators
What did they mean by this?
>crackdown is the only game that looks good
mannnnn shiieeet
this is fucking shit
the state of microsoft
>>379910395Rare has stated that you will be able to play solo
>>379911172
The goal is to complain, don't you get it?
i'M ACTUALLY CRYING TEARS OF JOY!
OH GOD, I'M CUMMING!
>>379911172
I like good video games.
So far only Metro looked great.
Sea of Thieves looks like it might be fun for a weekend before it gets old.
That Bubsy but not Bubsy or maybe Conker game looked somewhat okay.
Cuphead looks good.
That's about it.
>Those explosives
MN9 all over again
WE WILL
>EXCLUSIVE
>Also on Win10&PC
Stop...STOP THIS SHIT PLEASE.
LMAO that's it?
>>379911239
it'll come to w10 when they realise that literally nobody wants an xbonex
microsoft is doing really good this year
lots of actual video games and not... whatever EA was
>XBOXX WON
HAHAHAHA
>XBOX WON EASY
>XBOXX WON
HAHAHAHA
>XBOX WON EASY
>XBOXX WON
HAHAHAHA
>XBOX WON EASY
>XBOXX WON
HAHAHAHA
>XBOX WON EASY
>XBOXX WON
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>XBOX WON EASY
>XBOXX WON
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>XBOX WON EASY
This creative bankruptcy is pretty sad to witness
Cuphead 2
>>379911172
Normal people like to complain about their job, life, relationships etc. /v/ has none of that so it complains about the only thing it can
>>379911325
Yep, I deserved it
>>379911446
>I like good video games.
>So far only Metro looked great.
kek
NEW THREAD WHEN
wtf was that rayman ripp-off
>>379911346
playing at the actual resolution of your display is a new thing for console players
PC INDIE GAMES FROM 2 YEARS AGO
NOW ON XBOX
that conan game looked like serious sam
>>379911239
>>379911509
it was already announced as a play anywhere game in this very conference
aka on PC
Jesus Christ it's like MS want the Xbox brand to die
>most of the games were generic open world shit or generic indie shit
>the few interesting games shown are multiplat (Dragon Ball, Code Vein, Metro)
>/v/ will pretend they won anyways even though Nintendo and Sony are going to destroy them
>conan exiles
Ah yes, the penis game
>>379911443
ID @ Xbox
Osiris New Dawn
Raiders
Unruly Heroes
Path of Exile
Battlerite
Surviving Mars
Fable Fortune
>Observer_
Robocraft
Dunk Lords
Minion Masters
Brawlout
Ooblets
Dark and Light
Strange Brigade
Riverbond
Hello Neighbor
Shift
Conan Exiles
Jesus Christ, Rip Sony.This conference was shit and we know that Sony won't do better.
>Make everyone cum with Crackdown 3
>immediately shit on afterglow with random faggot dudebro normalfag shittery
NEW THREAD
>>379911708
>>379911708
>>379911708
>>379911172
seems like people are overly negative itt desu
>>379911446
Same as this anon, but Metro looked like shit
>Super Smash ripoff
Nice one Xbox.
>all the interesting games get shoved to a montage
>>379911868
Most sensible post ITT
>>379911920
*Also on PC
>>379911936
industry is dead
>Only game even close to being brag-worthy is not exclusive
Another year of Sony-Nintendo banter being the only worthwhile banter
>>379911936
>MS shills damage controlling before the show is even finished
>>379911186
you pedophile or something?
>indio souls right down to the old lady droning on about light and dark
>>379911868
This conference is good because it says literally everything is on PC even if I have to downgrade to Windows 10.
>>379912020
generic third person shooters and open world survivals are interesting
Dark Souls 4.
This shapes up to be the worst e3 of all times, wouldn't you agree?
lel, the story reminds me too much of dark souls
ASHENS
Are they paying people for clapping?
>>379912504
so edgy
>>379912401
>ashen
Not even trying to hide it
What a waste of time.
>ashen
HELLO!
best girl incoming
>Cigarettes
EDGY
>>379912504
not even close. you obviously werent around during the wii/kinect/ps move era
>square enix makes an xbox game
wuuuuttt
>>379907795
>Life is Strange
Oh shit
>Its a prequel
fuck off
>Life is Shit 2
Great.
>>379912969
oh nevermind its just a goddamn steam game on xbox
>>379913064
good dog
None of these games are rendering properly
>>379912832
fuck nevermind thought we were gonna see some max. fucking worst girl instead
Only three episodes in Life is Strange 2?
>Posting footage of multiplats in a conference where you show off exclusives.
This is annoying.
Why are Orcs Australian?
>more non exclusives
>>379912504
>orcs talking in heavy English accent
R U aving a giggle there mate?
>Shadow of 2014
Cool.
I'm done, bye Microsoft.
Where in the fuck in Middle Earth is this?
A jungle?
>>379913432
because aussies are good at playing themselves
>>379913432
They smell alike
>>379913497
Breed of orc are different so I guess Middle-Earth Batman went to fuck off on vacation somewhere after avenging his gay ass family.
OI M8
I'm hyped for Shadows of War. I 100% the first one.
*pop*
>faggot talking over all the action instead of only talking when needing to explain menus, cutscenes, and features.
LotR pokeman edition?
This is Microsoft attempting to make a deep and emotional game like Sony
>>379911868
exclusive
Who the fuck cares about that game.
>>379915317
It's a sequel anon.
>ori 2
I thought it was cool when I thought it was something new and a fresh IP. The first Ori was boring, couldn't finish it. Also this game will be on steam for sure in a few months.
>>379915583
Lol? Never even heard of what ever the fuck it is
>We have no games so here's good games we made 10 years ago
>XBOX BC
Literally had no good games besides Ninja Gaiden