>Microsoft Conference is about to end >"Now, we're

Conker's Other Bad Day was in project spark
I keep hoping for this every year

>starring Young Conker!

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i wouldn't care, since Rareware staff is a shell of its former self

>>379887082
I would legit buy an xbone or scorpio for a proper new bad fur day, but I know Rare can't ever make a game as good as the first again so I'd mostly be filled with sadness.

>>379887082
>implying this game would ever exist today with sjw

>>379887082
Conker's BFD's humor didn't age well, the gameplay was linear mediocrity. I really don't want more.

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Has there ever been a company more shit at making use of their own IPs than Microsoft? They own literally everything Rare has ever done sans Donkey kong and they can't seem to do shit with it

>>379887082
>rick harrison shows up on the stage
>trailer for battletoads

>>379887082
Imagination isn't really your thing is it?

>>379888217
>Battletoads trailer begins, logo is on screen
>"Hah! Nah, none of that!"
>Chainsaw cuts through the middle, Conker pokes his head out

>>379888397
This is the MICROSOFT conference, sweetie. How would you word it to make sense to your steroid-fueled audience?

>>379887845
An afternoon on 4chan proves that kind of humor is alive and well

>>379888035
It honestly feels like Microsoft doesn't even have the knowledge of managing game production / execution. They already fucked up so much this generation.

>>379887996
crossthread dreams

>>379887845
The gameplay felt like a tech demo complilation of a mishmash of different game mechanics.