How the fuck does Nintendo think this is a good Idea? This console

>>379861438
they dont want people to use the voice chat because of bullies

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>>379861727
More like they give them a rope to avoid the bullies.
That shit could be used like a whip for christs sake

>>379861438
*Hori

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>pay to play online for splatoon next year
>no dedicated servers, just peer to peer multiplayer like call of duty
>still have to use your own cellphone dataplan or wifi to use voice chat

defend this

>>379861438
Can't believe this faggot deleted all his shit AGAIN

>>379861438
Only you pedos sexualized splatoon. It wasn't ment to be sexual.

>>379862541
but anon this is nothing sexuale
its all in your head

>>379862340

I can't defend the paid online, no console should have that, but honestly who's going to use Nintendo's voice chat stuff anyway? I thought everyone just used Discord for this sort of stuff. Or at least the vast majority of people I play games with do

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>>379862541
Everything is for sexual

Everything

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>>379862802

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>>379863080
>>379862802

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>>379863209
>>379863080
>>379862802

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>>379863336

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>>379862802

SQUIDS ARE FOR EATING, NOT FUGGING!

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>>379863486

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>>379863609

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>>379863708

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>>379863832

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>>379864152

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Hye guys, what's going on?

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>>379864468
There's a special place in hell for people like you

>>379864439
Posting Woomies

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>>379864274

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How excited are you for Spla2n

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>>379864865
very

>>379862515
At least he stuck around this time. After that whole I'M A PEDOPHILE WAAAAAAAAAH meltdown, I thought he'd kill himself.

>>379865579
I wonder if anyone has an archive of his shit.
It's good art, and I'd like to hide in deep in my vault

>>379865948
I know for sure some of the boorus and sankaku have some of his stuff, but his secret stuff will be harder to find since he keeps having fucking mental breakdowns.

>>379866108
Well he is a pedo so it does make sense that he'd hate himself for every piece of artwork he makes.
Kinda sucks that the pics are actually good, though

>>379865579
Shame he didn't.

>>379861438
They listened to feedback. The wrong feedback.

>>379866820
Fuck you, Edgy faggot.
Just because you don't like him doesn't mean others don't.

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>>379864468

Just dye already.

>>379864439
Post full

>>379866967
>Implying it's edgy to hope that pedophiles die

k

>>379865948
>>379866108
https://m8aa.tumblr.com/

>>379867018
is this jojo

>>379867208
love is love and age is just a number

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>>379861438
How do you use a headset if your Switch is docked?

>>379867208
>Implying it isn't edgy to want people to die period

How does it feel knowing the pedophile has better morals than you

>>379867129
Superstreamteam/Oshiri Studio

>>379867227
Thanks mate.

>>379867208
He can die if he wants, I just want him to stop deleting his shit and crying for attention on social media. He just needs to fucking cope with it or seek professional help if it's hurting him so much. He's been stuck in this loop for years and it's fucking annoying.

>>379867391
Objectively untrue.

>>379867321
The amount of years you'll be in prison is just a number as well.

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WOOMY

Why are people pretending that voice chat matters now? In GM Overwatch games nobody talks and you expect to be holding in-depth strategical discussions with Japanese teenagers?

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>>379864274
>>379864152
>>379863832
>>379863708
>>379863609
>sample

>>379862697
Because Discord runs on a nintendo right?

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>>379867227
Thanks Senpai

>>379867518
>Wants someone who hasn't committed a crime to die

Go back to /pol/, I go to /v/ to avoid listening to that shit every day

>>379867531
Woomy?

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>>379864865

Big time.

>>379867712
Discord runs on a phone, man, it's much easier to just use discord than this fucking crap

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>>379867741
Woomy.

>>379867208
>on 4chan
>not a pedoNEET weeb
fresh off the boat from neogaf, kid?

>>379867716
I don't hate black people though, /pol/ wouldn't want me there either.

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>>379867741
woomy

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>>379867991
/pol/ doesn't hate niggers, they ARE niggers

>>379868248
Why do her suckers look like stylized bellybuttons?

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>>379868258

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>>379868659

quick post sad panda links of squids before 404

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>>379868834

>>379868659
>>379868996
I like this squid

>>379868967
https://exhentai.org/g/1073736/1fb47fadd2/
https://exhentai.org/g/1056411/a4290b7af3/
https://exhentai.org/g/1044443/d1a38d8c95/[spoiler/]

>>379861438
they're trying to put younger kids off voice chat to make it more difficult for them to be contacted by sexual predators like me

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>>379868996

>>379862340
>>no dedicated servers, just peer to peer multiplayer like call of duty
Source?

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>>379870861

>>379867712
That's what I've been doing with MK8 and MK8D for years. I don't even use Steam's integrated voice chat anymore because everyone just uses Discord anyways.

Loli are just the best.

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>make a portable gaming system
>nothing portable about it
Only nintendo could fuck this up this badly.

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When are we gonna get a carry case for the Switch like pic related?

>>379871087
>only 2 Slots for Games

Damn, for a portable console they really did fuck up the marketing

>>379862697
Saying "use discord" is not an excuse when they're charging for online and every other console online service has proper voice chat and party options. The most fully fledged service is on PC and doesn't even cost anything.

>>379863080
>spamming the thread with sample shit
Kill yourself

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>>379871560
I don't see you posting anything, newfriend

>>379862697
I don't have friends so can't tell randos online "join my discord"

Has anyone here smelled a real squid before? Do they smell like fish or is it something different?

And how would that translate to squid girls?

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>>379872336
They smell like Saltwater

I imagine Squid Girls would smell like paint though

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The splatoon community is a million time worse than what the sonic community was even in its 2009 hay=days.

I had a friend, best friend who did amazing nintendo art and made a name for themselves, and now all they draw is splatoon porn. Its disturbing as fuck.

>>379862541
>tight black spats clinging against perfect, wide asses

Yeah

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>>379872930
Link to Friends Art Archive/Social media? Please and thank you

>>379873130
Yeah no, they browse /v/ find it yourself. I want no part of this shitfest.

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>>379873206
To compare us to the Sonic Fanbase is to say we have worse art and that we Roleplay Worse, when we clearly have good art and only the children roleplay in their shitty miiverse lands

>>379873389
>To compare us to the Sonic Fanbase is to say we have worse art
In most cases you do. Whats your point? You are aware shitty "MS paint drawings" are a meem in all communities, including yours right?
>W-were good artists tho
No, you're not. You're the same dime a dozen deviant art tier photoshop color bleed users under a different name, that being tumblr.
>and only the children roleplay in their shitty miiverse lands
Splatoon ami is your home, Go back there and stay there you degenerate filth.

>>379867531
I got banned for posting this, the fucking prude mods.

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>>379874516
Wow, anon, I've never met someone who is so objectively wrong on everything.
But whatever, you can stay there seething in rage, and then pretending that you're trying to be superior while we're all enjoying our Woomiess

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>>379872268
You don't honestly expect Nintendo to allow you to talk to randoms, do you? What is this, your first Nintendo console? It's restricted to friends only.

>>379874679
Don't worry, I've gotten banned in plenty of Splatoon threads for the dumbest shit.

>>379873389
>And that we roleplay worse

You roleplaying at all is the problem. Get the fuck out of ehre you underage 14 year olds, Nobody above the age of 16 with a sane mind "roleplays" as squid children. You're jsut as bad as any other fandom out there, don't even try to deny it.

>>379874679
>a billion gay Link threads
>no problem

>cute woomies
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I'm convinced that the mods are literal cock-loving faggots.

>>379874874
If I'm paying for the service?
Yes.
Have it turned off by default and let parents manually put it on.

>>379862340
I support Nintendo whatever they do because I'm a fanboy who can't think for myself. I literally bought every single game for the switch.

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>>379874949
>All fandoms are objectively bad because I'm the L33T 4chan master Hatur xdddd

fuck off with that gay shit

>>379872930
>my artist friends are all drawing porn of characters they like now and I'm mad!
They stopped drawing what you liked, so now you're taking it out on the people who like what they're drawing. Get over it and go find some artist drawing things you like.

>>379874874
That was a valid excuse when it was free
Now that its paid they have no excuse

>>379870856
he's probably basing it off of mk8, which used servers on the wii u and switched to peer to peer for mk8d

>>379874969
Don't get me wrong, I'm pretty perverted about Splatoon, but I don't violate any rules here with what I post.

>>379875223
>mad

Dude, my buddy left his wife, abandoned his job at warner, and left his 8 year old daughter, TO GO DRAW FUCKING SPLATOON PORN. I barely even see the guy anymore, and I've known him since our middle school days, you have any idea how upsetting it is to see your best friend DESTROY his fucking life over this?

you're damn RIGHT im mad.

>>379863080
that squid kid is standing knee deep in water, she should be fucking dead

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>>379875457
Sounds like there's something more than just splatoon there, anon

If you were actually his best friend you would've known that there's more to it, ya fag

>>379875457
That's actually pretty funny, but I don't know the dude.
Instead of being mad at Splatoon and the manchildren that like it, you should be mad at your buddy for being a literal retard.

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>>379862541
Yeah, I'm sure the jap game about cute girls in skin tight shorts who stand around doing exaggerated pelvic wiggles is totally innocent.

>>379869313
>not including this one
https://exhentai.org/g/1034849/10e6d1626c/

Step it up, senpai.

>>379875457
mustve been some good ass shit he was drawing if he left his family. post it my man

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>>379875774
Nintendo knows how to please their audience with them tasty hips

>>379861438
Is that a squid or a kid? This is important.

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>>379875457

Please don't be joking.

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>>379876107
Why not both?

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>>379875956
>Let me drink your pee

>>379861438
Wait what?

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>>379875956
Did I post this one yet https://exhentai.org/g/1046270/7956768762/ ? I forget [spoiler/]

>>379872336
According to my Japanese animes they smell like semen.

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No love for squid boys?

>>379876427
At least it's not the one where the inkling gets fucking eaten by Spike

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>>379876582
Anon, I'm not gay, but those little guys sure are cute!

>>379876236
I don't see the problem.

>>379871360
>Doesn't cost anything
Welllll... It cost the devs 30% of their cut to get on Steam. So devs that only release on steam end up raising the price by a bit to compensate (it's what our studio did).

Consoles have a cut too typically, but it varies.

>>379876952
Of course you don't. You can't. The problem is inside your skull.

>>379871268
>Six Game Paks

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>>379877445
Anon, considering these are representations of children, I don't think you have a say in whats fucked up to masturbate to

>>379875457
gimme the name

>>379876138
Squidboys are 100% better than Squidgirls

>>379878316
They're both good
Specially if you consider that they look alike, but the male ones change their "hair" just to indicate they're boys

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>>379878316

No fighting allowed.

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I ran out of Splatoon Pics =]
Good thread, senpaitachi

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>you'll never hang out with a group of squid kids
>you'll never fuck that entire group later

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>>379878316

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>>379879439
Post Exhentai link u tease

>>379879578
https://exhentai.org/g/1046270/7956768762/

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>>379878316

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>>379879707
Thanks a million

>>379878316
You are 100% gay.

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>>379880067
Yes

>>379880767
What other games have cute boys?
And which ones are sadly underrated?

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Which flavor do you prefer?

>>379881576
Blue

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>>379881576
Orange, he seems like the softest one to cuddle with

>>379883359
are thick shotas a thing?

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>>379881449
Pokemon

>>379881576
Blue seems good for bullying.

>>379881576
Pink. He's just begging to have his boipussy destroyed

>>379877001
What did you make?

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Would you hold hands with a squid?

>>379862340

>have to use wi-fi to chat with people while playing games online over wi-fi

Fucking Nintendo.

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>>379884268
No way, that would be too lewd

How do the squids cut their tentacle hair now? Wouldn't that be painful?

Thanks doc

>>379884742
My autistic headcanon:
Girl squids are born with long tentacles, boy squids with short tentacles
They never had to cut them

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>>379883575
Pokeboys give me energy

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I love squids

>>379864468
game would be better if it was like this
when you dive in ink you become a giant squid that moves twice as fast

>>379861438
>voice chat
>in 2017
i dont think you have ever actually used in game voice chat
theres a reason people use discord

>>379878316
I want to put a squid boy in a skirt

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>>379885401

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>>379885880
Not exactly a skirt, but close enough

>>379886232
Cute as heck

>>379862340
Voice chat is only for people who take themself or gaming too serious.
For gaming in 30 years i NEVER needed to use fucking voice chat. Even in multiplayer. Just git gud in text in game-chat you casual faggots.

>>379885746
>>379886529
Well unlike you there are people who do use Voice Chat, and this is fucking retarded

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>>379871087
http://www.gamestop.com/nintendo-switch/accessories/nintendo-switch-elite-player-backpack/140251

>>379884158
Why

>>379885730
>twice as fast
>not twice as slow but sending up huge splashes of paint whenever you hop

>>379875774
You don't happen to, uh, have another view of this animation do you?

SQUID BUMS MAKE ME CUM

>>379867848
How is Discord any easier if they both run on phones?

>>379862340
I can't.
That's why I haven't bought a Switch.

I like Nintendo, I still enjoy some of the things they make; but it's hard to support them when they are like this.