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You can make gaming socially acceptable only if you are willing to make it so.
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>>379838736
Do we really want it to be socially acceptable?
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gaming is socially acceptable and has been that for quite some time and if you think otherwise you are just an autist unwilling to admit your real problems
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>>379838736

fucking hate chad
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>>379838736
Normies were the worst thing to ever happen to video games. They're the one propping up the current industry and all of its cancerous practices. What it needs is less social acceptance, not more.
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>>379838736
I don't want any of my hobbies to be socially acceptable. Having to deal with normies in places where I just want to talk about anime or games is annoying.
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>>379839096
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>>379839164

yeah there sure weren't any normie kids playing on the NES, only true doom murderheads
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isn't it bizarre how people are conditioned to hate things which are not mainstream?
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>>379839164
>>379839250
Better find new hobbies then
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Trust /v/ to take a meme and destroy it completely.
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>>379839320
I'm not going to stop following my interests because of them, but it's not something I actively want.
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>wear shoes inside
Ima virgin but who the fuck wears shoes indoors?
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>>379839323
>Trust /tv/ to take a meme and destroy it completely.

FTFY
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>>379839323
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>>379839096
I don't get anxious pissing in public but my dick just shuts off. I can't fucking piss into a urinal if there's anyone else in the room, no matter my state of mind.

If I turn around and go into a cubicle it'll immediately be like a firehose. It defies logic.
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LITERALLY ME
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these threads never have enough wizardposting
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who /wizard/ here?
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>>379839096
I hate it when there are no separators between the urinal pots.
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>>379839306
counterargument: the Xbox 360, Wii, PS3, PSP and DS all each sold more consoles than the NES during the same generation
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>>379839445

It's normal man. Lots of people are incapable of pissing around other bros. You are homophobic and some righteous bastard will kick your teeth in one of these days, but as I said, it's normal, unfortunately. Learn, live, love, let your mind go free and so will pee.
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>>379838736
>always play medic
right in the feel
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>>379838736
>couldn't be bothered drawing the mic in
Literally one line.
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>>379839096
>tfw when you never use the urinals because your benis is really smol
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>>379839805

Gaming has grown, no argument there, but vidya was still very popular already in the 80s. This ridiculous revisionism where /v/irgins try to describe video games as some kind of niche secret club until a few years ago is fucking weird.
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Virgin in the bed staring at his phone is literally me
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>>379839735
good shit
fuck virgin and chad, wizard is the true soul of this meme
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>>379839445

>at work
>we have 1 urinal and 1 stall in the men's room
>can go in the urinal no problem if someone is in the stall
>can go in urinals at sporting events, concerts, etc when there's a huge mass of people
>when I need to pee and both the urinal and stall are occupied, I just leave and come back later
>however, most of my coworkers fucking stand there waiting for me
>immediately freeze up because I have my back turned and my dick out to some creeper standing there waiting for me to pee

I don't know why it freaks me out so much but it does
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>>379839801

You don't need a separators because people aren't supposed to be looking around at each other's dicks
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>>379840062
>a few years ago
This webcomic is from before 9/11
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>>379840062
Mass psychological projection
>Everyone made fun of me for playing games, therefore they made fun of everyone who played games
No faggot, they made fun of you because games were your entire existence and you're a boring fuck otherwise
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Man, modern 4chan culture is pitifully weak and unfunny
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>>379840210

Alright, we don't need clothes because people aren't supposed to be looking around at each other's dicks.

Shut the fuck up contrarian. You're not winning any chad points. You're never becoming chad. It's normal to be uncomfortable around other dicks. Some are less so than others because they're used to pissing among other people. Sure, it's a skill like any other, with the difference that this one is pretty fucking useless.
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>>379840328
Us oldfags, am I right?
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>>379840328
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>>379840210
t. dick looker
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>>379840328
Yeah and 4chan was fucking hilarious back in the day, right? LOL, CATS

you're trying too hard
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The first virgin/chad sit/walk were funny but oblivious redditors seem to not know what a Chad/normie does so they just come off as cancer, as does the wizard synthesis
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>>379840474
>Yeah and 4chan was fucking hilarious back in the day, right? LOL, CATS

By the standards of the day, yes, it was unbelievably funny. That's why it essentially dictated Internet culture all by itself. Saying 'shoop da whoop is unfunny' is like saying 'doom 1 is ugly.' Yes, but it's the historical context that matters.

Since roughly 2011 Internet culture is mostly Twitter and Tumblr and Reddit memes. 4chan censored everyone with a brain off the site and in the process lost its cultural authority.
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>>379840708
>Twitter and Tumblr and Reddit memes
None of which were funny even for a moment
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>>379840474
Correct. There is no good original content anymore, its just shallow, fleeting and lacking any sophistication.
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Gaming has been socially acceptable since 1972.
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>>379840708
>Saying 'shoop da whoop is unfunny' is like saying 'doom 1 is ugly.' Yes, but it's the historical context that matters.

Nope, sorry, bad analogy. You've just grown up and realized how unfunny 4chan always was. You're acting as if this "internet culture" has real merit and as if everyone thought it was groundbreaking humor back in its day. I assure you there were plenty of people who had the same reaction to it then that you do to its equivalent today.
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>>379840597
The point of the "virgin" side is to be easily relatable in order to incite a reaction out of people, while the point of the chad side is to be a ridiculous hyperbolic opposite.
The only good ones are the walking, pissing and maybe the eating ones.
It's incredible how people missed the point so hard.
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>>379840810
lol that was savage as fuck! HAHAHA
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>>379840935
>I assure you there were plenty of people who had the same reaction to it then that you do to its equivalent today.

Doesn't matter that a few out-of-touch brainlets couldn't appreciate it, it dominated Internet culture for a reason. The only modern thing 4chan exported to mainstream Internet culture is the use of 'cuck' as an insult.
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>>379840975
Back to >>>/plebbit/
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>>379841151

The fucking badger song dominated internet culture too. For a reason, sure - reason being that internet culture was fucking garbage.
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>>379840597
>>379840975
Niggers, the point was that the virgin is like the horoscope and many things are just what almost everyone do too.
So the Chad side shows how absurd the opposite of the virgin would be.
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>>379840975
>The point of the "virgin" side is to be easily relatable in order to incite a reaction out of people, while the point of the chad side is to be a ridiculous hyperbolic opposite.

so, the pic in OP?
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>>379841250
>I'm 16 years old and how did ANYONE enjoy this 'Doom' videogame? It looks like crap! The new Battlefront is a thousand times better looking!
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>>379840708
You're not going to convince anyone. The people who were there to experience the death of online culture already know this and the ones who weren't there didn't care then and they won't care now.
Give up, it's dead.
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>>379841372

bullshit. People still enjoy doom today because its fun factor didn't wear off. Meanwhile, nobody will ever laugh at fucking longcat again and will always wonder why they ever did.

You gonna defend the fucking three stooges next?
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>>379839096
Never had urinal anxiety, but Chad's definitely ascended to autism in this one.
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>>379841151
>Judging the quality of something based on mainstream culture adopting it
LOL Fidget Spinners! Look at this epic image I captioned that I call a meme! Or maymay! Hahaha! Liked, subscribed and followed.
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>>379839096
If Chad wanted to fuck you, would you?
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>>379838736
>never stream on twitch
I would if my upload rate wasn't 5mb/s.

Thanks, Montana.
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>>379840708
i noticed a big change in the past years on /v/
niche games and difficult games are shouted down as autistic and discussion of them is pretty much impossible
AAA games and casual games have multiple threads up at any given time, i dare you to find a period in the day when overwatch doesn't have 5+ threads up

i suppose /vg/'s creation had something to do with it, many niche games formed communities there, leaving /v/ as the place for giant blockbuster EA/Activision/Ubisoft turds
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>>379840086
(You)
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>>379839445
alcohol helps a lot with that
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>>379840975
>>379841359
>>379841365
It needs to make sense and not be obnoxiously exaggerated. The piss and gaming ones are literally plebbit tier humor
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>>379841587
You have to learn to distinguish between a fad and a thing of actual importance. Plato is, after over 2000 years, still one of the most famous and revered people in human history. Would you consider him a meme, on level with fidget spinners?
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>>379839543
tis literally me except i dont use earbuds and i manspread like a motherfucker
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>>379839543
Have we gotten to the point where people are insecure about how they sit?

WHO CARES NIGGA.
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>>379841838
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>>379841765
literally me
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>>379838736

I'm willing to. Don't see a way yet ... but it's there.
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>>379841390
don't you fucking dare shit on longcat
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I don't think this is how Chad rolls
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>>379841765
>tired but refuses to sleep

fuck
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>>379841765
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>>379841989
>Will leave and go somewhere else if forced to parallel park
fuck
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>>379841838
The food and piss one are the funniest ones.
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Virgin/chadposting is the best OC of recent times
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>>379841509
>defend three stooges
gys nigger
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>>379841876
Because shitty internet memes from some odd years ago are more similar to Plato than they are to shitty internet memes today.
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>>379839164
t.normalfag
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>>379842176
This meme would be better if it had better production values.
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>>379841991
>Sleeps with a bundle of felt vaguely shaped like a woman, affectionately calling it a "golemfu"
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>>379842070
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Most of these virgin descriptions apply to me but I still have a good chuckle at these images. Whoever drew them is clearly closer to a virgin than a Chad seeing as the description of what Chad does is a lot less accurate.
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>>379839278
>>379839096
>>379838736
>>379839735
>>379840112
>>379841989
I just wanted to know who made this.
Everything point toward Chad but if you think about it Chad wouldn't be making this.
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>>379838736
nuts of chaos haha
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>>379842150
>>>/reddit/
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me
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>>379841509
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>>379838736
Is Virgin / Chad the new Quentin?
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>>379842349
You don't get the point of the meme. The virgin descriptions are supposed to be accurate while the Chad descriptions are supposed to be hyperbolic opposites of the virgin descriptions.
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the wizard ones are painfully unfunny, almost ruins the meme
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>>379841991
wizard ones arent funny
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>>379842397
>everything point to Chad

None of these are Chad things to do. peopoe who have never talked to any other human being are making these
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>>379842246
>skinnyfat being visible

Nooo that's not true people can't see my potbelly fuuuckk offffffff
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>>379842541
The virgin ones are full of things most people do.
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>>379842246
>getting largest popcorn
no way, that shit is way too expensive.
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>>379842541
You are both right but your definition of hyperbolic opposite is autistic and unfunny. Its not meant to be that way
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>>379842556
this. virgin and chad are two polar opposites and exaggerated enough, but wizard takes it to a whole other extreme and just kills it.
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>>379842556
t. chad
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this meme looks like it has potential but its horribly unfunny. It was ok to only post the virgin guy alone since its easy replies but the chad thing isnt really funny
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>>379842748
Cancer
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Virgins don't have pot bellies. You get a pot belly from drinking alcohol, because liver damage causes increased fat distribution to the stomach. Virgins hate alcohol, since it is a social drink.

Virgins have all their skinnyfat fat in their thighs and ass, from sitting around all day
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>>379842806
It depends, they are clearly not made by just one person
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>>379838736
chad = manwhore
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>>379840210
t. Man who likes getting other men's piss all over himself
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>>379842748
>>379842778
also its not funny if you only have one side, you need both together
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Which ones do you relate to?

>tfw virgin walk, virgin meal and virgin rest
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>it's another /v/ runs another meme into the ground episode
loving it my dudes
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>>379842806
The virgin one was sarcastic but scathing because it hit the mark. The chad ones are forced and butt hurt, which makes them painfully unfunny
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>>379839445
>tfw im embarrased that im so into whipping out my dick in front of people and pee really hard with zero fucks given and piss going everywhere
I have to hold myself back usually
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>>379842748
>occasionally skips washing his hair

you do know you're not meant to shampoo your hair every fucking time right
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>>379842973
Virgin rest is so spot on that the artist must have just written what he was doing at that moment.
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That's why I only play furry games and Sonic, since it will never be socially acceptable (unlike Pokémon or Mario).
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>>379842973
none of them for some reason
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>>379839543
>thinks everyone is looking at him
fucking this
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Chad commute, virgin rest, the sit and the walk are the only non cancerous ones
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>>379839735
I kind of walk like that but i dont hunch
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>>379839081
this, but i'm here for the virgin/chad comparisons
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>>379840435

PS3 ended up being the best of the consoles of that gen though.
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>>379843128
You use conditioner the other times.
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The original Chad pic was funny because it mocked the stupidity of the virgin walk picture. The sequels are all forced.
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>>379843308
you've just gotta remember that 90% of people are so caught up in their own lives and bullshit/are thinking about themselves that they really aren't giving a second thought to what you're doing or look like
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>>379843012
The Chad ones could be funny if they weren't so retarded because they're meant be the opposite of the virgin, AKA a bunch of stuff not much people do that stereotypically people with little to no social inhibitions would do which would entail popularity but the virgin is too shy to do them. It hits the mark by showing all the stuff the man the virgin wishes he could be does.

The Wizard ones are complete trash though.
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>>379842528

I thought the virgin walk was one of Quentin's.
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>>379838736
Haha just for shits and giggles does anybody have pictures of chad feet lol
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>>379843504
no?
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>>379839096
this is the pinnacle of this meme
nothing will come close
posting hq version
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>>379843597
Agreed
Fucking reddit
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>>379843605
but 10% of people are just there to hang out and laugh at the virgins
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>>379839096
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stop playing video games
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>>379843940
p-please don't
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>>379843940
uhhh why is chad looking to the side and not forwards
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>>379843659
the chad ones are funny because they are so outlandish. if it was just a like for like comparison it would be boring

its the obscenity of comparing what are just social anxious behaviours (that a lot of the mutants around here relate to) and labeling them as deeply shameful, with an 'ideal' that is totally ludicrous. thats funny
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Girlfag here. Most of the people you label as brainless douchey 'chads' are smarter + kinder people than you. I've interacted with enough lonely people to know better than to mistake quietness for vritue. Mostly you're hiding how shitty you are by being quiet.
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>>379844051
trannies aren't girls
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>>379844027
Chad has to keep an eye on everyone around him at all times idiot
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>>379844131
Ok?
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>>379844131
this
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>>379844051
You sound like a dumb slut, no offense.
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>>379844131
I'm a technically a boy but that's not relevant to the discussion.
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>>379844136
>>379844027
chad isn't even going to punch you, he's getting ready to fist that girl you've been working up the courage to talk to
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>>379844131
Yes we are, shut the fuck up.
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>>379844051
fuck off, you aren't video games
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>>379844249
I have an IQ of 130, but yes, I have had lots of sex, which I'm sure makes you very upset.
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>>379844051
>girlfag here

Kill yourself on livestream or gtfo
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>>379844026
>tfw you always tried to defend the people chads were bullying in high school and it made you an outcast

The world is a terrible place.
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>>379842748
>subconsciously uses showers as substitute for emotional warmth
Damn.
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>>379844051
>girlfag
>not femanon or cumdumpster

More like newfag. Quit LARPing.
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>>379844341
trannies usually are very promiscuous
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>>379844341
Matching triangles with triangles doesn't make you not a dumb slut, slut.
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>>379844341

Yes I have a lot of sex too. The sex happens when penis enters a vagina haha. I am also very smart as well.

*high five*
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>>379844478

same thing with blankets, emulating an affectionate embrace
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>>379838736
>be chad pro skills
>be virgin everything else

at least i'm a chad where it counts
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>>379839096
>Only lowers pants enough to stick his penis out
Do people not use the flyhole?
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>>379844051
Wrong thread?
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why are you people driving this meme into the ground
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>>379841838
don't hate fun you fucking cancer normie, they are the only ones worth time cos they funny
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>>379843012
the virgin walk meme was made to make people here feel bad about themselves when they recognized shit they did (even if it was perfectly normal like "walks fast"), then someone made the chad stride to show how fucking retarded the virgin walk picture actually was by showing the opposite
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>>379842806
Chad part is the best part
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>>379844051
>being triggered because of a meme that *could* make fun of chads
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>>379845010
>explaining memes

>the virgin post
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WOW!
DANG!
OUCH!
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>>379845010
walking fast isnt normal
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>>379845219
Bang Ding Ow
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>>379839543
>earbuds
lmao I use headphones. Come the fuck on, step it up
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>>379844051
>smarter and kinder
nope, they lick your ass clean and give you money and you love that

loners are usually the true alfa and girls are sometimes afraid of them
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>>379845272
>tiny beetle-like stride
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>>379845272
it's relative
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>>379844336
writer of that must be gay
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>>379845190
>intentionally making memes as obscure as possible to the point where the only person who understands them is the poster

>the chad response
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>>379845190
HelIo reddit
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>>379841765
litterally me rn
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>>379842604
>buying the cinema overpriced snacks
Nigga just bring a coat or something and smuggle your own shit.
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>>379838736
It's already too socially acceptable as is. Quentin was right.
Go outside for once and start a garden or build a shed or fix a car or something. Read some books and take psychedelics and stop defining yourself based on a meaningless sedentary hobby.

If anything, the more popular videogames get the shittier they become, since the games developers are trying to appeal to everybody now we get more gay shit like Assassin's Creed and Uncharted instead of badass shit like Revenge of Shinobi or Streets of Rage.
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Has anyone made virgin fuck vs chad fuck yet?
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>>379845610
>virgin fuck

?
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>>379845610
i will do it now
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>>379840708
LMAO at your life
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fuck, a lot of the virgin halves of these are me.

but a lot of them are just reasonable ways to do things like the movie theater one.

should i worry
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>>379845610
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>>379845297
>nope, they lick your ass clean and give you money and you love that

I have played both sides of the field, I have dated more than one person you would call a 'loser' just to give them a fair shot.

I dated a 'chad' who took me stargazing, generally went a long way to make me happy, and never once mistreated me. Every 'loser' I dated did the absolute minimum he could, and regularly took out their self esteem issues on me.

Also, from a manhood perspective, no, loners are not 'true alpha'. Especially masculine people never mope or sit around whining about the cards they were dealt, they immediately change the circumstances to favor them. That is the kind of person you want in your life.
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>>379845610
>virgin fuck
how does this even work
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>>379845760

Virgin masturbating, probably with an onahole or anime pillow
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>>379845760
virgin fuck is just the virgin rest
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>>379845760
>cums in 2 seconds
>Lights off because he's too conscious of his skinnyfat body and microdick
>I can't find the vagina, girl has to lead him
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>>379845760
anal
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why are virgins so defensive? just accept, that you lost in life and deal with it
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>>379845827
virgins dont masturbate
they're always on nofap because they think it will make them get a gf
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>>379844027
Chad lives in the present.
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>>379845736
>I dated a 'chad' who took me stargazing
if you want to sound believable you shouldn't pretend to be some shitty discount romance novel main character
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>>379842834
t. virgin washer
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>>379844051
SAVAGE
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>>379846043
Not true.
t. virgin and industrious masturbator
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>>379842570
i am absolutely 100% convinced that these, the grotesquely detailed console war wojaks, and all the original toddpost and scooppost variants are the work of one person
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>>379845760
Virgin fuck is the rite during which a virgin ascend into chadhood.
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>>379846254
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any other virgins here arranged to be cryonically frozen on death?

to increase my chances of being revived in the future, since they will only want the best specimens, i paid an image consultant to help me craft a good revival portfolio to be stored on file

we photoshopped photos of my head onto a 6'4 ectomorph caucasian body (i am really 5'7 and chubby but no way for the future people to know because only my head will be frozen) and a falsified genius iq test signed by a real psychologist
we created a false storyline about how i had an unsung hand in creating something famous, also paid bloggers to write about it to increase legitimacy in case future people search the story on the internet archivves, i can't say what cause it would be a bit of an opsec issue

i think your chances of being revived are much much higher if you do this kind of thing, i will probably be revived in the same 'batch' as walt disney
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>>379845581
quentin is in jail
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>>379845610
>>379845684
>>379845732
>>379845760
>>379845827
>>379845834
>>379846043

worth finishing? first internet picture ive ever made
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>>379847046
>>379847323
Reddit tier.
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>>379847323
Needs 'self-hatred following orgasm' and an anime girl in the phone display
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Can you make "Virgin philosphy" where the virgin guy is Max Stirner?
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>>379844051
>>379845736
So popular people who get a lot of sex find it natural to be nice and kind to girls? You really did not see that coming? You have no need to be selfish when your self is taken care of in all ways physically and psychologically?
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>>379847530
Sure, I understand why lonely people are the way they are, but you need to understand that relationships can't work on pity, you have to live with the person forever, and if they are an unfixable self-hating asshole that's not really an option no matter how bad you feel for them.
>>
I just want a qtpie Mexican PC gamer gf

https://youtu.be/sVFa7TH333U
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>>379847426
virginity is a spook
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>>379839278
>back is perfectly straight and parallel with the table
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What's with all the "stop playing videogames" threads as of late? Is this normies? If so why are they here? Is this someone deciding vidya is degenerate and trying to "solve" the problem?
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>>379847621
>you have to live with the person forever
haha lol
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>>379842556
>>379842764
>t.wizzards
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>>379848007
>as of late
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>>379848007
It's shitposting
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>>379848007
It's a meme you dip
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>>379847323
>socks in bed

who does this shit seriously
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>>379848168
They've always been around but they're appearing on an hourly basis these days.
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Someone should make a 'Stacy' version of these
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>>379848337
there is enough pics of your mom on the Internet already.
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>>379848007
and sincerely think videogames (along with other sedentary hobbies like tv and general screen usage) is incredibly bad for you and i always try to push people towards this viewpoint as well

i only come to this site for funnies when i have an hour to kill
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>>379847621
You are so sure that becoming just like you is "fixing them" but it's really not.
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>>379848337
Fuck off slut.
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>>379839445
I am a shower and not a grower, and a pretty obvious one at that (5 inches soft, inb4 lies on the internet etc etc) and I feel your pain senpai. People stare so obviously at urinals to the point that I just stopped using them all together for this exact reason
>>
ITT: people who don't play PLAYERUNKNOWN'S BATTLEGROUNDS and hate the truth.
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>>379847046
This is a gold standard shitpost.
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>>379848602
Then you're a fucking faggot.
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>>379843659
???????

The Chad edits are literally just the opposite of whatever Quentin wrote down for the Virgin originals.
>>
Anyone know who is doing these edits? I wonder if Quentin's faggot ass is still active or lurks/posts here.
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>>379839445
You are gay in denial
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>>379849101
/r9k/
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>>379839445
>It defies logic
Dunno lad for me pissing with other people defies logic
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>>379840328
Quentin is the one who kicked all of this off, the same fucking guy who's been here for years.
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>>379840026
people stare big or small senpai
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>>379842302

Memes never start off with high production values. It's only when they break the normiesphere that actual artists decide to take a shot at using it.
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>>379838973

This, I preferred games back when it was a huge stigma to play them and none of the normalfags dared to peek inside the secret clubhouse

You never had to worry about SJWs then
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>>379841765
>>379839543
>>379842748
Where's the Chad version?

>>379842778
Where's the virgin version?
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>>379843504
kek
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>>379850526
go make it.
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>>379841765
>watches porn in bed
what the hell?
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>>379849101
quentin is in jail
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>>379850123
True, it was republicans and Christians you worried about then
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>>379839445
I used to have the same problem, sucks ass. Try holding your breath when you pee, somehow it helped me get rid of it
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>>379853054
wtf you watch sitting up on the computer instead of comfortably lying down?
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>>379839735
>does not read stupidshit drawn by quenting
Fuck that got me
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>>379839735
>counter to "Insecure about the way he walks" is "Does not read stupid shit drawn by Quentin"
That bit will never get old
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>>379842880
>>Virgins have all their skinnyfat fat in their thighs and ass, from sitting around all day

He's right
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>>379842748
all me
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Jesus Christ these crack me up. So much truth behind them, I love it
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>>379838736
>starcraft 2
>chad
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>>379839382
its a american culture thing
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>>379841765
Fuck I'm doing that right now. Someone help me
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>>379856689
pretty good.

no chance for a wizard edit, though.
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>>379839402
I finally got off that shit board, don't do this to me
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>>379859157
>deleted
You can use the golemfu though
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>he doesnt play COD zombies religiously
who /chad/ here?
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>>379845581
>Build a chuckshed
Yeah no. Why is this always peoples first go to anyway? If you needed a toolshed wouldnt you have already built one by this point or do people actually leave their tools outside exposed to the elements out of laziness?
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>>379846043
Not all virgins are retarded robots from /r9k/.
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>>379847621
If you are seriously not baiting, you do realize it's just some stupid meme with a chad strawman just to show how the original "Virgin -insert thing-" are stupid right?
You are just sperging out.
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>>379847621
If you are seriously not baiting, you do realize it's just some stupid meme with a chad strawman just to show how the original "Virgin -insert thing-" are stupid right?
You are just sperging out like this guy >>379848602
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>>379847303
for real?
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>>379841645
I am chad
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>>379838736
These "virgin vs chad" images don't even make sense anymore.
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>>379844051
>girlfag
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>>379842246
I'm literally chad
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>>379860049
The rest are aged 11 and younger.
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>>379841509
>he doesn't find the three stooges funny
Gtfo
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>>379839543
ME. ME. ALL FUCKING ME.
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>>379861168
I'm 21 and I don't hate and don't do retarded stuff like believing not fapping will make me stronger or whatever.
I'm not even in anime girls, weeb.
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>>379861647
*don't hate women
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>>379840213
most people whining about normies entering gaming were born after 9/11
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>>379844051
Attention Whore top tier post
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if you are a virgin it's your own fault, stop blaming others
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>>379861647
>>379861768
Okay, buddy.
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>>379861956
the concept of fault is a spook
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>>379862114
I don't get it.
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>>379842748
>>379844478
http://hotair.com/headlines/archives/2011/07/06/confirmed-people-who-take-longer-showers-are-lonely/
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am i the only one that wants to fuck the virgin in these pictures?
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>>379842748
>faces his back towards the shower
fuck
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>>379844051
>Most of the people you label as brainless douchey 'chads' are smarter + kinder people than you.
Girlfag here, they're fucking assholes.
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>>379842604
>>379842246

Usually with the large size you get free refills as opposed to paying more to refill a small or medium, but it's retarded to get anything beside popcorn and a drink. Just smuggle your own shit in, for fucks sake a box of those M&Ms run a fucking dollar everywhere else.
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>>379863518
>they're fucking assholes
you think anyone needed you to confirm this you whore
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>>379862446

>Implying

Have you ever used the massage feature on your dick? Shit's amazing
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>>379840708
>Since roughly 2011 Internet culture is mostly Twitter and Tumblr and Reddit memes.
Nice projection faggot. Op's shit is 100% from /r9k/.
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>>379842246
>Going to the movies
>Going to the movies ALONE
>Buying anything food related

I don't understand. Is this why our generation is so poor? Who spends like 50 bucks to see a movie they can just watch online?
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Someone make the virgin fap vs the chad fap
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>>379840435
you just proved him right.
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>>379862876
He has a small penis though.
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>>379842778
I'm not Chad but I do most of these
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>>379864886
You tend to pay for the experience which is why you go with people you like/love. Alone it sucks because you have nobody to enjoy it with and random people can be assholes.
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>>379864886
>I don't understand. Is this why our generation is so poor? Who spends like 50 bucks to see a movie they can just watch online?
Try needing a new 600$ iPhone every 3 months and thinking they need a 2016 car, insurance, and 3 days off a week from their 6 hour a day jobs.
A bunch of lazy faggots who think they DESERVE shit, just look at the state of 4chan, loads of commie faggots think people are going to spend their time and effort making and creating shit to give it to them because they're so special for existing.
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>>379838736
>another virgin x image that doesn't get the meme
I hated people like you
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>>379844051
tits or gtfo
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>>379864886
>Is this why our generation is so poor?

Not quite
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>>379865648
it precisely understand the joke, but whatever float your boat.
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>>379841765

Another woman.

I like the subtlety.
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>>379866241
>he can't 3rd level irony
you'll get it one day 2ndlevelboi
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>>379866567
what if he already went further beyond and is level 4?
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These pictures are pretty funny, I think you guys are too paranoid about these types of caricatures.

This paranoia will only hold you down, even if you do match the picture, most people do. You have the power to become chad if you fucking try, but you don't. You are stuck in your mediocrity and you believe you will never get ahead, and that's why you wont. Go to /fit/ go to /adv/. start getting out there and doing shit.

When I was younger my mom pulled me out of school because I hated it, but instead of homeschooling me. she did "unschooling" which basically meant I could do whatever I wanted all day. I played video games all day and wasted away. from 12-14 all I did was masturbate and play world of Warcraft all fucking day. I was a neet at 14 years old. Eventually I wanted more.

I signed up for a running camp, I got fit.
I eventually went back to school in the 8th grade by my choice and got a 4.0 gpa.

By the end of high school I was president of my National Honor Society chapter and a varsity three sport athlete (cross country, swimming, and track). I even dated a few girls.

Now I'm in college, I'm planning on going to law school and I'm in a fraternity. I'm involved in many clubs and I'm always busy Friday or Saturday night.

Nobody knows that about me, and they never will. Sometimes I image what they would think If they knew what I've really been doing with my free time. How many fucked up things I've seen. How many h-games I've played and all the disgusting porn I've fapped too. But I don't care.

The past is gone, the future is up to you.

tomorrow is too late to start anons.

just be yourself :^)
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>>379866869
>You have the power to become chad if you fucking try
i-i do? wow
i never knew i had such power within me
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>>379842880
>Virgins have all their skinnyfat fat in their thighs and ass, from sitting around all day
So this is why I have a big soft butt.
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>>379866869
>unschooling
Hori fucking shieeet, that sounds both the wet dream of every kid and the nightmare of everyone over 20
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>>379841991
golemfu is fucking terrifying
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>>379865181
just the right size for me
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>>379846729

What the fuck?

What the everliving fuck?

I'll buy six!
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>>379842348
PLEASE TELL ME THIS ARTIST DOES PORN
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>>379867958
no.
Your mom on the other hand....
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>>379842806
t. virgin
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>>379846487
>scooppost
What's a scooppost?
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>>379839543
this image is pretty funny because it lists some pretty typical signs of anxiety disorders as "virgin shit"

this in turns gives people with anxiety more anxiety
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>>379839445
>mfw too fat to use a urinal, so always have the privacy of a stall
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>>379867958
no
just teasy softcore shit that doesn't really show anything
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>>379867958
do you know what google is
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>>379862446
>hotair.com
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>>379847046
>>>379846254
Walt Disney is unrevivably damaged and you will be too.
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>>379844051
I agree with this, chads seem bro tier i wish my country had more of them

In my shit third world country most normies are drug addicts who want to become narcos and girls are atracted to them because their dads were also that kind of loser, chad looks like someone that deserves respect

Like i've bern closer to what you guys call chad, but the only girl that has ever gone out with me was super nerdy, and lived in some kind of mini city, probably because her dad who was a nuclear scientist noticed how shitty any other place was
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>>379843128
My hair is super greasy.
I take a shower before i go to bed and after I wake up.
If i don't i fucking REEK.
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>>379838736
>this meme and all its incarnations
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>>379853657
Which weren't too much of a problem as they merely demand public compliance and don't care about what they don't see. They're merely authoritarian. The American Far-Left is totalitarian and demands total compliance at all times and will eviscerate you if they suspect that you have a different opinion.
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>>379869903
>the virgin horse beat
>the CHAD horse pulverizer
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>>379842397
It was an /r9k/ thread the other day.
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>>379845581
>take psychedelics
Do not fall for this meme if you are a moron they will just make you less aware that you are a dipshit.
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>>379841838
>>379840597
This.

>>379840975
>>379841359
Not quite, at least if it's trying to be more Quentin-like. Less exaggeration.
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>>379844051
>Girlfag

This is some premium quality bait and I am stealing this for future use.
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>>379870658
t. Quentin
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>>379869903
This shit wasn't funny to begin with. /r9k/ cancer should stay in /r9k/, same way this fuckretarded board gets so butthurt with all the /pol/ posting.
Crossboarders are fucking cancer.
>>
>>379847046
>>379868931
Would have helped if cryonics didn't end up at "weird cult"-tier status in the eyes of basically every research field that could help them.
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>>379867958
He does actually, but mostly pin ups softcore
>>
demoman is best class
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>>379838736
>shoes indoor
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>>379842349
the chad images were newer, made by someone hurt by the fact that he does the virgin walk
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>>379844296
No you are not, basketcase.
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>>379873382
speak for yourself
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>>379842043
No need to name them anon. Let out kitties rest.
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>>379850123
I miss the days when the internet was like that as well.
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>>379874397
Okay.
I am not a girl and neither are you.
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>>379844131
>trannies aren't girls

BTFO
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Posting the greatest of all the chads
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All this thread did was remind me of something else.
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>>379845727
>like the movie theater one
Not even fucking with you, doing some of that stuff would make you super autistic.
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>>379875829
>elfs
No way fag.
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>>379841765

DELETE THIS
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>>379876218
That's a troll anon.
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>>379875401
the guy probably has three kids and a six digit salary by now.
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>>379844051
Tits or GTFO
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>>379861647
>I'm not even in anime girls, weeb.
>>>/reddit/
>>>/gamefaqs/
>>>/facebook/
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>>379842748
>high temperature water
>showers longer than necessary
>subconsciously uses showers as substitute for emotional warmth

FUCK
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>>379847046
cryogenics was always a stupid idea for suspended animation.

you are literally freezing yourself like a piece of meat in the freezer.
every cell in your body is irreparably damaged by the water inside of it rupturing the cell walls as it expands and forms ice crystals

especially in your brain.

the only viable way to do suspended animation is to somehow slow the metabolism to a crawl.
>>
>>379842748
>not taking a cold shower
cmon now
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>>379878145
>every cell in your body is irreparably damaged by the water inside of it rupturing the cell walls as it expands and forms ice crystals
Not if you freeze it fast enough, if you do so the ice crystals are small enough to not cause any lasting damage to the cellular structure.
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>>379843504
You really think people are gonna admit that after making comics like that?
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>>379871473
It's because literally everyone plays video games and they're cancerous by nature.
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>>379843940
OUCH!
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>>379842246
>no mention of the virgin giving up the armrest to his neighbor
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>>379842246
>has literally zero bodyfat
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>>379842397
>who makes these

People who are insecure about certain aspects of their life make these because they know everyone else will be able to relate, it's supposed to be funny, if you take it as gospel you're a literal autist.
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>>379878292
>Not if you freeze it fast enough

which is impossible considering the surface area to volume ratio.
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>>379839445
I had this too.
I never believed that unconscious limit bullshit superman comics fill you with until i had that happend.
Good thing i overcame it quickly by telling myself i actually had a big dick
The last part was the easiest part since im half black
>>
>>379879703
You literally pump coolant through the bloodstream
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>>379839543
>All of these pictures the virgin guy has the colic in his hair in back
HOW DO THEY KNOW REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>379839096
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>>379880436
>colic
Isn't it pronounced cowlick?
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>>379842806
The chad thing is just the complete opposite of the virgin one.
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>>379880892
It's also spelled cowlick I fucked up
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>>379841991
A wizard would never have carnal desires.
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>>379880228
and what would the temperature of that coolant be?
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>It's a /v/ steals another boards meme and calls them shit while running them into the ground episode
>>
>>379881415
Well below 0
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>>379881424
>haha Spongebob, so funny
>>
>>379881534
RAVIOLI
RAVIOLI
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>>379881424
>twitter spongebob memes
Epic
>>
>>379881502
then it would flash freeze every liquid it comes into contact with in your circulation system, which would block the coolant from travelling deeper into your body. even if your blood vessels were completely empty, what'd you think would happen to them? due to being flash frozen, they'd become as brittle as thin glass tubes. any kind of movement or pressure would break them.
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>>379882262
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>>379879120
>implying he would willingly sit next to another person
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>>379882547
Read
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cryopreservation
It's already used to store and preserve tissues, eggs and sperm
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>>379845581
Knew I recognized the style of those comics.
Quentin, please bring back the diamond dogs
>>
>>379841991
>no earthly rest can cure him of his tiredness

that hit the mark for me
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>>379883141
Didn't Quentin die? As in, he keeled over and is now fucking dead?
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>>379839543
>thinks everyone is looking at him
that's just a symptom of an anxiety disorder
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>>379838736
>League of FAGGOTS
>Laptop
>Controller
>Twitch
>Doesn't play naked
Faggot

GET ON MY LEVEL
>Intel Pentium 4
>Dota 1
>CS 1.6 (Pirated)
>Windows XP
>800x600
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>>379872497
I've jerked it to more minuscule things before.
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>>379870320
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>>379842246
>grill in the front is not sucking chad's dick
fake pic is fake
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>>379883543
We have these comics as proof that he came back from the dead to save us.
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>>379842246
>he brings a can of CO2
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>>379842880
couldn't you get pot bellies from soda too?
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>>379875829
>sf4 sized hands and feet
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>>379842880
>You get a pot belly from drinking alcohol


You get a pot belly because of the calories, nothing to do with alcohol
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>>379886236
>>379842880

yeah, bunch of fucking idiots. fat distribution is mostly genetic.
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