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>be Bethesda dev, working on skyrim. >trying to make sleeping

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>be Bethesda dev, working on skyrim.
>trying to make sleeping a meaningful mechanic
>decide to make players allocate stats while asleep, like in oblivion.
>design cool dream themed menus with deep proverbs
>opposing factions may try to assassinate you while you sleep (late game only)
>a beat break from the flow of combat and looting for players, gives them time to think about the type of character they want to build.
>genuinely believe this will be very immersive
>Todd calls me out during a dev design meeting, belittles me in front of our coworkers and calls me "Dreamboy"

the whole company now calls me dreamboy.
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Nice fanfic
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>>379832724
>get demoted
>thinking about how to make the passing of ingame time meaningful
>the "dragon apocalypse" happens on day 50 and aldmeri dominion invades on day 100
>genuinely believe this will immerse the player and provide a sense of heroism, danger, and urgency.
>Todd finds me in the bathroom and repeatedly punches me in the liver and solar plexus
>dunks my head in the toliet while repeatedly calling my autistic son a retard.
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>>379832830
>working out of the janitor's closet now
>make it so NPCs from the opposing faction hostile
>you have to sneak if you want to do business in Solitude as an Imperial, for example.
>believe this will make the "civil war" feel real.
>come home to find my wife crying because a man approached our son at school and asked him if it's hard to be a retard with a fag dad.
>my son is too scared to identify who did it.
>I know who did it.
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>>379832907
>want to include an optional "hardcore mode" like in New Vegas
>believe this will immerse players and make food and taverns meaningful.
>someone throws a blanket over me when I go to throw out the trash that night
>hear a whole crowd of people cheering and laughing as I get stomped on
>someone pulls the blanket off me
>I feel a wet finger pressing against my ass
>hear Todd's voice say "is this hardcore enough for you, Dreamboy?"

No on talks to me at work and my old friends are too scared to even look me in the eye.
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>>379832724
jesus christ, why?
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>>379832724
>it just works
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>>379832724
>>379832830
>>379832907
>>379833001
whoever made this copy pasta deserves to get stabbed because i just dropped my pizza laughing
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>ywn be as alpha as Todd
How can other males even compete?
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I love this thread whenever it comes up
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toastin in dat bread
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>>379833001
>"is this hardcore enough for you, Dreamboy?"
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>>379832724
well just make a mod then dreamboy
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>>379835337
http://www.nexusmods.com/skyrim/mods/71278/?
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