I just realised that now, in Splatoon, Agents 1 and 2, the granddaughters of Captain Cuttlefish, are actually Callie and Marie
Fuck am I slow...
Why do they act like nothing happened at the end?
Why do they shell the Inkopolis population from those important events?
WHY ARE THEY ENEMIES OF THE TRUTH?
>>379833423
they are women
>>379831739
>boy inklings pin up their tentacles
>girl inklings let their tentacles hang
>callie lets her tentacles hang
>marie pins up her tentacles
hmm
>>379831739
Nah, you're just grasping for straws there.
>>379835053
Oh fuck, please no.
I've had enough of trap threads since BOTW came out.