>Game of the Decade >Developed by a bunch of squatting

good work ethic
it's the one thing slavs have

>>379829012

They didn't do squat

>>379829012

Too bad about the combat being the exact opposite of amazeballs

But BotW was made by Japanese people...

They aren't american so they aren't obsessed with SJW politics and getting dudebro/COD-kids as their audience.

>>379829012
I bet her feet smell after all that time in boots haha. Imagine just for a joke you take a good deep sniff of her dirty shoes haha.

>Ape Ubisoft formula
>apply Witcher stuff
>sales

People only jerk Witcher off for the setting and story but its main story isnt even that good, it shines most in sidequests

>>379829012
>slav devs
>make game
>western devs
>sacrifice game play for virtue signaling and attempting to not offended anyone
>jap devs
>make the same game with the same faced moe blob over and again since weebs willbuy it no mater what

>>379829176
no it wasn't

>>379829012
Low cost of labor in Poland

>>379829230

But her feet are clearly clean.

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>>379829012
>Game of the decade
Says more about the decade than it does about that game's qualities, decent enough as it is.

>>379829012
>Poles
>slavic

Fucking stupid Americans

>>379829230
I get a boner every time someone makes meme posts like this because I can't help but actually visualize it.

>>379829012
By importing European and American developers.

>>379829012
Obscene amounts of money and 700 people working on it.

>>379829012
They cared about making a game instead of pandering to mentally ill faggots

>>379829230

I don't understand the whole foot fetish thing. Feet are disgusting - they're like retarded hands.

>>379829370
Not him but what the fuck are they then?

>>379829426
>multiple gay and bi characters
>all shown positively
>strong womyn as well
>not pandering

They pandered and won. My gf is a feminist and she played W3 just for Ciri.

By working in a videogame era in which people put no real effort in their projects beyond shipping a marketing scam, so all they really did was make an eh game with bimbos and the same ol' same ol' setup they didn't even write themselves.
But since there's nobody else that isn't internally murdered by companies like EA, there's no -real- competition in the genre they boarded and expectations are rock bottom; which is enough to make it float.

>>379829012
>From Software.
>Slavs.
?

>>379829370

pretty sure they were behind the iron curtain senpai.

>>379829370
>Poles
>not slavs

No sir, YOU are the retard.

>>379829512
Your gf is an idiot.

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>>379829512
>My gf is a feminist

>>379829091
>good work ethic
Slave labor?

>>379829609
no, slav labor

>>379829451
First off fetishes do not have rational explanations, dummy
Second even if you do not have a foot fetish, you may one day open your artistic eyes and begin to see the intrinsic beuty of all thing even those that disgust you. Then you will join the club of those who enjoy every part of the body

>>379829012
Is that Dr. Wily?

>>379829426
It has more sjw pandering than Bioware games.

>>379829512
>my gf is a feminist

She pegs you before every W3 session I hope. Take that dildo for the patriarchy, my progressive friend.

Passion for the project
Attention to detail
Genuine enthusiasm to make a good game without worrying about profits
Packed full of content

It helps that they hade a fuckhuge budget.

>>379829758
>pegs you

Why can't stop thinking about getting stuff shoved up your ass? Seek relief, buddy.

>>379829402
>700
That's just the main studio right?
If you count the contract work it's probably over 1200.

>>379829451
I think it´s more the fact, that there are some feet in that pool of ugliness, which are formed pretty well. Fragile, petite good formed feet do look pretty.

They are just very very rare. I hate feet but when I see beautiful feet, I think it´s attractive.

Catholicism

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>>379829012
>girl taking a bath
>has a wet towel around her to cover her up

I never understood this meme

>>379829759

And then there's delusional faggots like this guy that actually believe this shit.

>>379829785

>$82 million budget
>fuckhuge

wew

>>379829864
Have you even played the game?

>>379829854
This is a blue board, can't show tits famalam

>>379829091
You know nothing about slavs. We're lazy as shit, we only work hard when we're struggling to survive which is what you see with "hard-working" slavic immigrants in western countries.

>>379829854
blue board

>>379829854
Shit I didn't think about it until you posted this. What the fuck slavs, just show those tits, what's the problem?

>>379829135
Yeah combat it alright at best. Hope they work on that if there will ever be another witcher game.

>>379829012
>80 million budget
>400+ people

>bunch of squatting slavs

>>379829984
This is not an actual scene in game.

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>>379829854

A 40 hour workweek with maximum of 8 hours overtime weekly not to exceed 150 hours in a year period.
Government heath care

>>379830045
My bad it looked like it was

>>379830162
what? AFAIK they were overworked AF, CDPR is great in many ways but working conditions aint one of em.

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>>379829091
>good work ethic
>it's the one thing slavs have

*licks feet*

>>379830217
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>>379830372
>east is where all the real progress lies now

>>379829012
They had a team of 240 with a budget of 80 mil

>>379829370
>poles
>not russians in denial
Wojtek pls

>>379829903
That's a big budget dum-dum.

>>379829012
Why is she wearing a towel in the bath? That's dumb.

>>379829512
>My gf is a feminist
I'm so sorry.

>Game of the Decade

i'm not sure if this is b8 or if you are retarded

it's really REALLY not, 6/10 at best, remember games are about gameplay, and the whole series is shit in those terms.

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>no Ciri gf

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>>379829012
>Game of the Decade
>not DOOM

wew

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>>379829213
Pretty much this.

They do not pander to people who hate them and their game.

They are exactly what early game devs were: they are gamers who create games for gamers. Not businessmen trying to increase profits as matter of priority to satisfy shareholders who have no interest in games and gamers.

>>379829903
You have to take cost of living into consideration, ya dip.

>>379830015
this tbqhwy senpai

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>>379830015
>>379831563
>400 mil budget
>1800 people spread across two huge studios

Why do you faggots suck Slav cock so much? What have they ever done for us?

>>379829917

2nd slav here from Serbia confirming this.

>>379831730
Pic obviously not related, since ME:A's budget was half that of W3.

>>379831039
This was already discussed and you're a retard

>>379829213
This. SJWism, and just pandering in general is a massive drain on creativity and nuance in games. Fortunately, there are still some parts of the world that haven't been fully infected with it yet.

>pes planus

Ew

>tfw the slav countries will probably be the only ones to resist the muslim invasion while western Europe burns

>>379829012
5th best game of the decade. Still a great accomplishment, though their budget was immense, and they didn't have to pay their workers much compared to other western studios.
1. Bloodborne
2. Super Mario Galaxy 2
3. Breath of the Wild
4. Dark Souls (1)
5. Witcher 3

It's a shit game made on Ubisoft AAA budget.

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>>379829512
>My gf is a feminist

How many times you felt the taste of cum when you kissed her?

>>379832164
46 million dollars for development isnt "immense"

>>379832210 (You)

>>379832425
80 million USD in Poland is a lot.

>>379832425
It was 80 million dollars.

And on Polack wages, that's double the manpower for the equivalent sum in the west.

CDPR shills should lay off the propaganda that they're small niche devs. They're not. They're playing the same game EA and Ubisoft are. You're not special.

>>379829012
>How did they pull it off?

By not giving a flying fuck about criticism from sjw and by now hiring any sjw at all in their company. Also, fuck diversity, make everyone in the game white because that's basically the actual skin color of everyone in the region during that time period.

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>>379829012
>don't be an useless lazy sjw usa dev
>magic happens when you actually work and aren't useless

americans are garbage humans when it comes to videogames

>>379831039
it was more like this:
>atari and other early shit: make garbage and sell it
>90's pc indie scene starts and things like doom come (this is what you are talking about)
>at 2006 this pretty much dies and cod and other garbage take over
>now cod is almost dead and new things are happening

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>>379829512
>My gf is a feminist and she played W3 just for Ciri.
she sounds like dyke lesbian

Witcher 3 is overrated trash

>>379832297
she won't let me kiss her but it's ok, she lets me eat her pussy after her Jamal and Lakeesh are done with her

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>>379829512
>my gf is a feminist

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>game

Nice meme

>>379829213
>Fuck simulator
>not getting dudebro audience
You probably thought the cards in 1 was peak of mature gameplay

>>379829091
fucking lol
t. slav

>>379829589
>how dare they?? Equality is just for me!

>>379833041
Everyone knows that Skyrim is not a game, but rather a platform for autistic mods.

>>379830168
There is a scene in which Ciri goes to a sauna.
You can keep the towel or ditch it.

If you keep it, locals make fun of you.

>>379833041
This never fails to make me laugh by how retarded it is.

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Because

>>379829135
>amazeballs
y r u here?

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>>379829512
>My gf is a feminist
Is this what your life has turned into?

>>379829012
>game of the decade

it aint witcher 3 with its shitty combat, pointless open world and contrived story

>>379829012
Bloodborne was made by Japanese though

>>379829012
Fallout 4 was developed by Todd Howard though

>>379833816
Name a better game then.

>bad gameplay
>bad story
literally the only good thing about it is graphics, but somehow it still gets praise who even fucking knows why

>>379834696
>Witcher
>bad story

now this is a meme I just cant get behind

>>379834779
what's so good about it besides stale political memes?

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>>379831029
nuDoom was a fun shooter with a great soundtrack but that isn't enough to be game of the decade desu.

>>379829091
western slav here.
We have good work ethic if we feel like we are appretiated enough.
THis is what Fritz forgets, if you pay us like shit, we will work like shit. I've heard many a Hans bitching about how lazy his workers are when hes paying them 600€ a month.
The people who are paid the same as Germans have usually very high performance results.

t. economics major from slavland

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>>379829012
>How did they pull it off?
You remember that part in TW3 about the witches, Bald Mountain, the talking tree, werewolves etc.? Those are all real. They sacrificed about 50 slav kids to the swamp witches in order to make the game.

>>379829917
I'd say it's more that you're better appretiated abroad, you don't feel like you're working your ass off for scraps. I know people who were lazy as fuck here, but once they got a better position with better pay and conditions they were suddenly the most valuable employees

>>379835143
I think that's why some of the quests are really well written.

IIRC, HOS was also taken of a slavic tale.

>>379833041
more sales = it's casual mainstream garbage

>>379833287
>>379833381
skyrim has been YEARS on sales so I'd say half of those sales are from that meaning they paid 5 eurodollars or less from it

>>379829991
Name 1 RPG with better combat that isn't souls

then again souls are all about dat combat so it better be good

>>379836194
Skyrim
Dragons Dogma
Any 3D Fallout game

>>379833561
To trigger sensitive boiz who are overprotective of their edgy board culture

>>379836313
Sadly Dragon's Dogma is so goddamn easy.

>>379836313
>Dragons Dogma
>good combat

I never really got this. You have 1-2 overpowered moves you just use over and over again against brainless idiot enemies.

>>379829012
Sorry but game of the decade would be New Vegas... All Witcher franchise got is horrible gameplay and a retarded fanbase than enjoy eating shit.

>>379836570
Those 2 moves still have more ways of approaching than Witcher 3, where all you have to do to kill 90% of enemies is spam Igni

>>379833441
Ves is not a titcow, what's wrong with you CDPR, get your own damn waifus right

>>379829451
I was literally making this exact post 5 years ago.

Now I'm constantly imagining licking soles and sucking on toes.

It's funny how quickly the mind corrupts.

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>>379836313

>>379836656
It's the position dude. Any normal-sized breasts will hang down like that if leant forward as Ves is

>>379829091
>24/7 crunch mode with tiny salaries even though CDPR is the top dog of the game industry
>good work ethic

lmao

>>379836313
Dragons Dogmas combat had some neat ideas but the execution regarding stats and scaling was abysmal.

>>379836313
I disagree on all three and I love all of those and tw3.

Fallout combat is better in a way, but they aren't really comparable.

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>>379836313
>these are his examples of good combat systems

>>379836773
Ves is DFC, nothing normal sized about her

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>>379829012
>third game from CDPR ever
>better character models and character animations than industry giants/veterans like Bioware or Bethesda could ever even hope to achieve

How?

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>>379836646
>retarded fanbase than enjoy eating shit
>liking fallout past tactics

>m-m-muh combat!
I'll never understand this meme. Sure, Witcher 3 combat is a little barebones and boring, but it's better than 90% of RPG combat.
>Elder Scrolls
Worst combat of any RPG
>Souls
i-frame abusing roll spam and R1 mashing
>Dragon's Dogma
Garbage meme game peddled by /v/eddit contrarians
The list goes on. As far as RPG combat goes, Witcher 3 isn't bad. It's also not exceptional. It's just average.

>>379829012
>huge budget
>eastern european wages

>>379837031
(You)

>>379836887
What's wrong with her face? Is it her chin?

>>379836887
Better than TW.
In fact I'm certain it'd be hard to find an example of combat systems worse than TW.

>>379836647
Sounds like self imposed restrictions, game is relatively easy. Even on death march I made a build that mostly used axii to get stun enemies and later to attack each other and yrden to slow them down and later turret the shit out of em.

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>>379836972
Even 2 was really impressive at the time.

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>>379836313
>Skyrim
>good combat
AHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>379836647
I dont know my nigga. Scarlet Kisses or Gouge is just one button mashing parade on big monsters and besides that its just mashing your one AoE effective combat move against hordes of enemies.

Sorcerer is pretty fun, but the big casts take too long. For aoe all you need is the Firewall and for Big guys you just use Miasma and afk

>>379836972
>proprietary engine
>wrote a script to automate facial anymations
>clutch middleware choice in form of umbra
>developing country with low cost of living
>slave driving their employees
>grants from the government to further the field of vidya games
E-z, just dont be an american shitter and your vidya is automatically good

>>379837131
All of the games you listed have horrible combat. The correct answer was Dark Messiah of Might and Magic, but I wouldn't expect a bethesda baby to even have heard of it.

>>379837175
>restrictions
That implies I'd be making the game more difficult for myself. Which is something I'd be doing by avoiding Igni and Quen. Igni is OP as shit so it's anything but a restriction.

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>>379837062
baiting or have shit taste

take your pick

>>379837318
>Dark Messiah of Might and Magic
Which isn't an RPG
Fucking idiot

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>>379837204
>the bird nose
Erry time

Honestly the biggest mistake The Witcher 3 made was the fucking ugly as shit Griffin Armor.
What were they thinking

>>379837318
Old Final fantasy turn based combat is better than Witcher gameplay... face it your game is terrible.

>>379837406
It's Arx Fatalis with simplified magic system, streamlined design and a better engine. E d u c a t e yourself, /v/eddit.

>>379837468
Now JRPGs aren't RPGs, I will agree with that sentiment.

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>>379837427
THESE BEAUTIFUL COLORS

>>379835120

But the fact that we can pay you less is the only reason we employ you in the first place.

>>379829091
What the fug

>>379829213
This.

American-made games, movies, and most other US entertainment sucks balls these days and pretty much has been sucking for the past decade or so. All they crap out are either lazy reboots or cheap rip-offs of movies/games that already exist elsewhere to make a quick buck.

>>379829917
can confirmed, one of my best friends is slav

>>379837405
>everyone who disagrees with me is baiting
Dragon's Dogma is bad my dude. Only contrarians on /v/ think it's a good game.
>combat
Interesting ideas, poor execution
>graphics
Hahahahahahaha
>story
Bog standard high fantasy, nothing special. The dragon was cool.

>>379829917
>hard-working" slavic immigrants in western countries
Except everyone in Germany hates slavs for being lazy fucks and car thiefs

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>>379829012
>Game of the Decade

>>379837318
>wrote a script to automate facial anymations
This is wrong though. The algorithm only created a base for the scene, they hand-crafted every single conversation scene. The ONLY thing that was auto-generated was the lip-syncing, but even that was hand-tweaked in some select cases.

>>379837707
>play 100 hours
>"this game sucks dude"
wat

>>379837751
Shut up and enjoy your cultural enrichment, white christian scum

t. ahmed

>>379829903
might not be the biggest budget ever for the USA, but for them.

>>379829012
It's a great pleb filter and probably the best vidya experience I've had since the original dudesex.

Half the /v/irgins just didn't get it and the other half are in it for the waifus. Not a perfect game, but I'll always take divisive vidya over any other.

>>379838201
>pleb filter
>every dudebro owns it and is like
LMAO BEST GAME EVER DOOOOOOOOOOD SO KEWL

>>379829451
Though I don't really get it either, I can still understand a fetish for a body part, any body part really, and I suppose feet are pretty touch sensitive, so fair enough.

It's when you get into shit like inflation, vore and those really oddly specific fetishes like cartoon character gloves I fail to understand.

>>379836313
I had much more fun swinging swords in Witcher 3 than any of the weightless, non-reactive shit from Dragon's Dogma.

>>379836313
>Skyrim
>swinging cardboard "swords" against swordsponge enemies
>good combat

Nice bait.

>>379838201
>casual as fuck
>interactive movie
>memes everywhere
>Gary Stu main
>ubishit fetchquest
It's literally babby's first RPG.

>>379829012
Seems over rated to me.

>>379837628
Have fun with Omar and Abdullah, Hans.

>>379838597
Name a better RPG from the last decade.

Note: Saying Dragon's Dogma gets you instantly invalidated on the grounds of shitty contrarian taste.

>>379838597
>casual as fuck
Play on Death March you fucking pansy
>interactive movie
Dialogue isn't the same as cutscenes. It's called storytelling.
>memes everywhere
Meaningless nonsense criticism, ignored
>gary stu main
At least Geralt has a character. Better than ocdonutsteel self insert create a character garbage, so instantly better than 90% of RPGs.
>ubishit fetchquest
Play some of the sidequests, that's where the best storytelling in the game is. Just doing the main quest and Witcher contracts is casualshit

>>379838597
>fetch quest
Have you played the fucking game? There are hardly any fetch quests in Witcher 3, most of the quests have you talking to people and resolving things/solving mysteries via dialogue and Witcher senses.

I swear to god you faggots don't even play the game and just shit on it because it's popular. Contrarians are the worst fucking people. You've become reddit.

>>379838749
PoE, The Last Remnant, Resonance of Fate.
Those are just the ones that stand out for me. There was P5 recently and there's dozens you could come up with yourself.
But that doesn't matter because you're going to dismiss every single one of them. Or are you going to retreat into the PC exclusive RPG niche?
>>379839091
>lol play this bad game on high difficulty setting
it's still shit, turning up the difficulty to stupid levels makes the combat even worse

>>379838276
No, every dude bro owns it and got bored after 10 hours in before the first promise of titties

>>379838597
It is a modern AAA RPG i.e. not much of an RPG at all and yet it curbstomps its competition by having a fucking soul backed up by strong writing and psychotic attention to detail. Tell me you enjoyed fallout 4 or dragon age more and you'll go to hell for lying.

>>379839358
>PoE
I assume you mean Pillars of Eternity and not Path of Exile. Still, totally different kind of game.
>Last Remnant
>P5
>Resonance of Fate
Lmao. Weebcuck who plays waifu shovelware and you try to talk about bad combat? Fucking lol. JRPG combat is dogshit for autists.

>replay Witcher 3
>enter Novigrad
>lose all will to play

I fucking hate big cities in RPGs.

>>379829806
> Fantasizes about other Anons fantasizing about his own buttlust.
You could probably find more Queer friends in MLP, Anon. This place isn't for you.

>>379839638
To be fair, that is the best medieval-like city in all vidya.

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>>379829512
>My gf is a feminist

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>>379839929
No.

>>379840148
That's a village, anon.

>>379839929
It is and I love the cities the first time around, but in replays they just slow things down so much. You know the story already and big cities always means talk talk talk talk talk talk and walk a bit with more talk before you can get back to the game

>>379840148
Great for its time, now its like posting Skyrims Dawnguard or some shit as a joke

>>379840272
It's also not an empty space of nameless NPCs.

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>>379829012
>Game of the Decade
Wrong.

That would GTA V.

>>379839634
>I assume you mean Pillars of Eternity
Why would you?
Path of Exile has better gameplay and story and it's not even finished AND it's free to play.
I'm going to ignore the rest of your post though I think it speaks for itself.

>>379840148
gothic 2 in its entirety is comfy as fuck
khorinis, the farms, the monasary, little random huts in the wild... hnnnngghhh

actually all gothics are comfy as hell.
>camps in 1
>desert and snowy montain cities and even the normal cities

>tfw there will never be another good gothic and elex is going to suck dick

>>379840402
>It's also not an empty space of nameless NPCs.
That's exactly what a city is, anon.

Novigrad is a city. Not a videogame scenario.

>>379839638
But novigrad is objectively the best part of the game

Velen is miserable as fuck and skellige felt unfinished

>>379841152
> Novigrad best
> Velen miserable

What a baaad taste.
Unless you mean visually, then yeah, I guess.
Aesthetically, Novigrad looks better.

>>379841394
Velen is a war torn swamp full of hungry dumb peasant scum, it's really an opressive feeling place which is why novigrad feels so good after you spent a dozen hours in velen

>>379833207
>equality is just for me
Name the law that makes women less equal than men. I'll wait.

Third wave feminism is a joke.

>>379840523
Path of Exile is not an RPG, it's an ARPG.

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>>379840148
That's cute and all, but we both know the actual best medieval vidya city is Vizima.

>>379829512
Wait now that you think about it.
How come Polish are ok with that? They are still crazy right wingers right?

>>379841725
>Novigrad
>Feel good

What. The people in Novigrad were often even more hostile and judgemental than the swamp hillbillies.

As far as I felt, it was Skellige that felt more friendly in terms of people.

Though, the award for the friendliest folk definitely goes to Touissant.

>>379842519
>loading times flashbacks
Fuck you

>>379842691
>The people in Novigrad were often even more hostile and judgemental than the swamp hillbillies.
Only Radovid's pet dipshits tbqh aka pagan european fary tale game's token christianity expy

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>>379842483
this is the reasoning of witcherfags

>>379833041
Comparing Skyrim and Witcher 3 is completely retarded
They have 2 completely different purposes and are completely different games.
The only thing they have in common is le fantasy setting.
Its literally comparing apples and oranges because "they are both fruit"

>>379836972

the way he looks at you and smiles is just perfect, i fucking loved this game to death

>>379837427

good thing there are 4 other sets of armor to use and griffin armor is absolute shit anyway huh?

>>379842991
Comparing the combat of ARPGs and RPGs is like comparing the shooting mechanics of FPSs and TPSs. It's totally different, can't be compared.

>>379842483
Actually it's a hack and slash diablo 2 clone

>>379843609
bitch it's an RPG, there are no standard RPG combat mechanics

>>379829012
You mean 300 Slav(e)s working around the clock in a government subsidized business?

They are up to around 400 425 now.

You shouldn't buy the "Plucky Underdog" meme thought up by their marketing dept.
You are better than that anon.

>>379835120
This exactly.

Meanwhile western developers work like shit even if you pay them good money most of the time.

>>379843560
Griffin armor is best armor. Now with the new ability to change an armors armor-type its not anymore though

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Squatting allows you to reach true enlightenment.

People who say Witcher combat is shit are weebcuckolds who want flashy anime combat. Sorry, not everyone is an immense virgin faggot. Witcher has light attacks, strong attacks, and parrying, literally all you would have in a real fencing duel. Nobody gives a shit about your autistic anime combos.

>>379831801
They made stalker and won Trump the presidency. Is that not enough for you?

>>379829091
wat

>>379843881
Actually squatting has similar origins to niggers clutching their dicks while holding a gun with an angry look on their face

In fact slavs are actually from bizarro world where niggers are cultured and educated while whites are subhuman prison fodder

>Witcher 3 game of the decade
>when New Vegas exists
try again famalam, your b8 game is weak

>>379829012
>Batman vision with even worse combat
>Muh sooper speshul OCiri with kewl powers
>Game of the decade
>"BUT IT LOOKS PRETTY REEEEEE!"
>>379843921
Witcher combat is literally
>Spin
>DODGE
>Spin
>DODGE
>Rebuff
>DODGE
>Spin
It actually tries to be anime but it fails miserably.

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>>379844108
>Fallout
Hahahahahahahaha

>>379844157
>It actually tries to be anime but it fails miserably.
god fucking damn it I audibly laughed

>>379844108
New vegas is still a fallout 3 expansion pack, and has all of that game's flaws except a better implemented RPG system and quest and characters written and designed by professional game writers and designers as opposed to bethesda

>>379829012
>Game of the Decade

Here's your reply sir.

>>379843921
>People who say Witcher combat is shit are weebcuckolds who want flashy anime combat
For Honor has literal fucking Samurai and Ninjas, and it has combos less weeb than Witcher.

>>379844221
Fuck off, Toddcuck. New Vegas is a real Fallout game. Not TESout.

>>379838749
Skyrim

Now fuck off

Warframe has the best combat of any game in the last 10 years.

>>379843280
Not comparing Skyrim and Witcher 3 is completely retarded
They have 2 completely identical purposes and are completely similar games.
A major thing they have in common is le fantasy setting.
Not comparing them is like not comparing apples and oranges when they are both fruit

>>379844157
Can someone explain to me how Witcher 3 combat gets shit on but Souls combat is praised? Souls is literally roll until the enemy has used it's telegraphed attack, same shit in Witcher 3, so why is it always only Witcher 3 that gets shit on for it? Is it all the redit-souls children or something?

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>>379829012
They also had cool source material to work from , that helped a lot.
Plus they weren't bound by corporate shit, a lot of american games are pressured by business men to release at a certain date of they get caught up in legal or business shit. The slavs that ran the company respected the wishes of the slavs that actually worked on the game. I saw an interview one time where they were talking about the success of the game, and one of the things they said was they they were cooperative between departments instead of be harmful across departments like you hear about all the time with bethesda and other western devs.

>>379829451
I don't get the licking and sniffing part of it, but I love giving foot massages. If you do it right, you can visibly see the enjoyment it gives someone, and that's really nice.

Though I think for me it has nothing to do with the feet, I just like doing that for people.

>>379844368
>Swinging a weightless cardboard sword straight through an enemy
>good combat
Holy shit my sides, skyrimcuckolds are the worst people on this board.

Slavs are cheap so you can get more for less.
I imagine the cancerous corporate culture present in the west also doesn't exist.

>>379844432
Souls fanboys are redit
Witcherbros are 4chan newfags
New Vegas kings are 4chan OGs.

>>379843709
This is the correct answer.

>>379844574
I can agree on that, NV is the GOAT.

>yfw you remember the fucking """honorable duel""" shit when DS3 came out
LITERAL reditors.

>>379844432
Reddit contrarians. Souls combat is bad. Skyrim combat is bad. Dragon Age combat is bad. Yet somehow Witcher 3 gets shit on for bad combat.

How can anyone think this is game of decade...

I get lost for 3h in the game with side and main quests and stop after that... forget about it for weeks play again bit by bit.

Nothing there that grabs me but at least it has hours and hours of quests that are okish if you get past the repeating bullshit 1. kill monster 2. kill person 3. run around doing this

>>379844547
>Can't read
Did you see the comment I replied to dumbass Witcherbaby? It didn't mention combat. Not that it matters considering Skyrims combat has more depth and weight to it than Witcher's prancy non responsive faggot ballerina twirl combat.

>>379844574
>comparing gun games and swords games

>>379844432
Roll-heavy bosses in Souls only happened in Bloodborne (Which had a giant emphasis on movement over tanking) and DaS3 (Which tries to do the same, but is really fucking bad at it)
Meanwhile, DaS1 and 2 both allow for heavy armor builds that can not only compete with Roll classes, but in some areas outclass them.
Witcher 3 has dumbed down DaS3 tier combat, which is already completely dumbed down from past Souls games.

>>379844432
>Is it all the redit-souls children or something?
yes

Also, I feel like Witcher 3 combat is perfectly suited for its purpose, when you actually know how to play the game that is.
Each monster has a distinct fighting strategy along with humans, there is always a way to get the upper hand in a battle.
With Dark Souls I always see people bitching about artificial difficulty that you have no way of preparing for

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If you want a good slavic game play Stalker or The Witcher 1

The Witcher 3 was made to pander to the lowest common denominator so americans will praise it

>waifus
>simple as fuck but flashy combat
>comedy for highschoolers (DUDE ALCOHOL)
>quests designed for literal retards
>protagonist with a rich backstory and predefined personality reduced to a sarcastic handsome monsterslayer who gets all the girls by "discussing philosophy" (dude I'm nutrool) so american losers can self-insert in a game that looks more realistic than anime dating sims
>terrible VA

t. polish person

>>379831730
did you add that extra 0 for the budget on purpose?

>>379844574
Dunno about other games but NV fanboys are for sure reddit, usually underaged.

>>379844108
New Vegas doesn't count. Obsidian is simply incapable of making a good game if they don't ride on other peoples work (ie NWN, Kotor, NV)

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>>379829012
they tried to make a game they wanted to play themselves, in a good way.
West devs today arent gamers, just infantile millennials.

>>379844951
Literally all your greentext can be applied to Witcher 1. What a low quality shit post nigga

>>379844715
>Skyrim combat
>depth
Hahahahahahahahahahaha holy fuck just stop dude you're digging yourself a hole here

Are skyrimcucks actually THIS delusional?

>>379844432
>>379844673
I think it's because it's really one of the only things people can latch on to. The combat is sub par, but everything else is really high quality, so they focus on that. Gotta find something to bitch about. Witcher 3 is not a perfect game, but it's a lot better than most of the shit we see these days.

>>379844874
>He doesn't know how Souls bosses work
Dark Souls is about trial and error. Did you kill the boss first try? Good for you. Did you not? Then watch his fucking moves, and see what works.

>>379845093
>Witcher combat
>Depth

Have fun spamming Igni and one shotting everything because the game has no RPG mechanics at all. Skyrim is a better game than Shitter in every conceivable way.

>>379839910
/mlp/ isn't even half as gay as /v/
Some threads I wonder if /lgbt/ is half as gay as /v/

>>379844978
>>379844983
Don't argue with your superiors, Soulscucks.

>>379845169
Im not talking about bosses tho, just normal enemies

People saying Igni one-shots everything havent played since version 1.0 or some shit. Igni is still strong against humans, small monsters and can even burn/stun the big ones, but it deals nowhere near as much damage as it used to and its nowhere close to a sword build.

>>379845038
>The Witcher 1
>waifus
maybe, but still not that much of a focus on that aspect

>simple as fuck but flashy combat
>The Witcher 1
>flashy combat

>quests designed for literal retards
At least I don't have to spend 40 hours in-game following a red line while Geralt tells me the obvious
>HMMMMM FOOTSTEPS

And The Witcher 1 Geralt was much more faithful to the book series than the one from TW3.

>>379845305
To be fair that's nearly every single board. You should see most threads on /int/ /a/ or /vp/. 4chan is gay as fuck.

>>379845305
That's just thanks to /pol/, everyone is gay there.

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>>379829512
>My gf is a feminist
did you forget where you are posting that? What kind of replies did you expect?

>>379845165
>The combat is sub par, but everything else is really high quality
The story isn't.
Quests are pretty meh.
Honestly, a lot of the characters get overblown as being 'good' when they're pretty meh. I remember a thread the other day where someone was saying Gaunter could fucking beat Goku.

>literally no gameplay
>Game of the Decade

What did he mean by this

>>379829012
>Game of the Decade
>outclassed by Skyrim in every single quantifiable metric
>game of anything
It's trash.

>>379845453
The furthest I've went off the beaten path was hanging out on /an/ and /o/.
Haven't been into anime, and by extension pokemon since I've graduated from college. So I don't know shit about those boards. What's the worst you've seen?

>>379836194
I really like the combat in Mass effect 2-3 and Andromeda, but that's besides the point. Just wanted to mention that. Oh and i am playing Bloodrayne 1 now (it was 2 $ on gog) - still fucking good. Gothic 2 has fucking good combat too if you dont suck at it

>>379842913
>loading times flashbacks
yeah, but i was playing it on a Pentium 4 lol. It's much better now

>>379844775
>das 2 allows for heavy armor builds
Definitely not my experience. Shield/turtle builds were completely nerfed compared to the first game. Both in terms of bosses (shield-breaking one-shot magic attacks everywhere) and ganking mobs (constant attacks from every direction, so no recovery time and getting immediately drained.) It's the most roll-roll-roll-attack-roll-roll-roll-attack of all three.

>>379829012
post porn

>>379845520
Gaunter's power level isn't even really established at all.

He stopped time for a few minutes, I guess? But at the same time he was ultimately beaten.

I don't think Goku would have much trouble with him.

>>379829512
>My gf is a feminist and she played W3 just for Ciri.
Bullshit, you don't have a gf

>>379845986
>stops time
>kills you
>nothing personal, kid

seems pretty legit to me

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>>379845305
>>379845453
>>379845460
>>379845771
>Tfw the April Fools /mlpol/board had a legitimately scary synergy after the /r/The_Donald posters left
>>379845897
Super-heavy armor was less viable, though heavy weapons and medium armor leaning towards the heavy side were both viable, meanwhile DaS3 makes it flat detrimental to not be fast rolling through enemies with combos that last 10 attacks and borderline idiotic tracking.
>>379846129
Goku can beat Time Stops. He has the feats to.

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>>379829012
Bloodborne was developed by japanese people

>>379829558
Kazakhs and Balts were under the iron curtain too you dipshit.

American education

One would think the game of the decade would have combat worth shit.

The game's amazingly detailed and content rich, but that shouldn't have made reviewers ignore this glaring issue while shoving a 9 or 10 on its score.

If the gameplay is shit, it shouldn't have received more than a 7. Just my take on it, though. It's hard to give a mediocre score to a game clearly made with so much passion.

>>379829757
There are only white people in the game, how is it pandering?

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>>379829091
>t. race expert from /pol/

>>379837751
>car thiefs
Literally a meme thanks for bmv:^)

>>379829012
This pic was a dude originally. Can't fap.

>>379829213
Witcher 3 was tailored to appeal to americans as much as possible, it's honestly disgusting.

>>379843441
Every single thing animated is manually made by an animator. Its perfect because of the work that was put into it.

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>>379829250
>japanese one is superior

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>>379846192
>no shills
>no reddit
>pone porn
If the board talked about vidya it would be the best goddamn board on the planet

>>379836313
Not the guy you replied to, but I agree on Dragon's Dogma.

Skyrim is a fucking joke though.

The Mass Effect games (2 & 3 exclusively) are also examples of good gameplay in action RPGs.

>>379829483
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sarmatians
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sarmatism

>>379844550
Lmao, every major corporation has offices here and our mainstream culture/counterculture makes fun of their employees (which number in tens of thousands).

>>379829389
underrated post
Why people ignore fact that dev team had lots of canadians?

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>>379829512
>my gf is a feminist

>>379829512
>They pandered and won. My gf is a feminist and she played W3 just for Ciri.
Did your "gf" know that Ciri is literally fetish perfect girl fantasy created by perverted old man for himself?

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>>379829012
>Install Gwent
>expect nothing
>the most fun I ever had with a cardgame

I don't know how they did it, some slav magic or shit

>>379829389
>>379847542
all the lgbt nonsense thrown in for no reason, explained

>>379829512
>just for Ciri.
>Ciri
>literally molested by a crazy cutthroat lesbian

Is she okay with that?

>>379829678
I doubt i ever become scat fetishist

>>379836194
Dark messiah has goat combat

Wait, I thought this was a thread about the game of the decade, but it's just another Witcher thread instead.

>>379844652
Lmao how fucking new are you honor duels where a thing in Demon's Souls

>>379848081
it's still redit.

>>379830596
>when slav women hit 30

>>379829012
Unlike Bioware they actually gave a fuck about their game......

>>379844689
t. subhuman gook-loving adhd autistic weaboo sperg cunt who needs constant over the top flashy anime action

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>>379829135
>Hey guys isn't The Witcher 3 gre-
>THAT COMBAT THOUGH AM I RIGHT LMAO ? XD
Everytime. It's not the game's fault it kicks your ass anon...

>>379842358
Sharia Law

>>379845223
>skyrimcasuals actually think their garbage game is good
Skyrim destroyed the Elder Scrolls franchise. Enjoy your ocdonutsteel "I can do literally everything if I just keep doing it for long enough" character. Babby's first RPG.

they didnt
it might as well have been a choose your own adventure movie. the actual game part of the game is just about as generic action rpg as you can get.

>>379845223
>every conceivable way
>combat
Both are shit, Skyrim is worse.
>story
Skyrim gets blown the fuck out. Skyrim's story is shit.
>graphics
Not even a contest. Skyrim is ugly and didn't age well.
>characters
Skyrim has no good characters
>dialogue
Your character doesn't even fucking speak in Skyrim.

The only thing Shitrim manages to do better than the Witcher is the Interior Decorating Simulator

>>379829012
I can think of tons of games this decade I enjoyed more than Witcher 3.

>>379836194
plenty of asian action rpgs like vindictus and dungeon fighter or their many clones have better, more responsive combat.

even kingdom hearts 2 had better combat

>>379848564
A game being hard or not doesn't have anything to do with the quality of its gameplay.

>>379829012
A gigantic budget of almost $100 million, thousands of people from all over the world working on the game.

>>379829012
>always hear how amazing TW:3 is
>have it on my computer
>Looks pretty, story is pretty decent, good characters
>Combat makes me want to fucking kill myself with how simplistic and tedious it is
>Stuff like having to enter the menu to re apply oils mid fight, only having two potion slots on the hot bar, dodge M1 beating literally everything in the game
>Follow the Red Line questing

I really, really wanted to like it lads but i just couldn't get into it.

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>>379845771

>>379829091
>slavs
>work ethic

Kek of the day

>>379849718
>Stuff like having to enter the menu to re apply oils mid fight

Thats honestly one of the reasons I never bothered with Alchemy in W3. I know its overpowered as fuck, but who the fuck wants to deal with all the shitty menu navigation every 60 seconds.

They did patch potions though later on, can have 4 keybound now. Not much better, but better

My only problem with W3 is how piss easy and depthless combat was. On the highest difficulty with level scaling I'm still three-shotting every mob enemy in the game using underleveled common gear from drops without using signs, potions, oils, or any other bullshit. Ironically the most dangerous enemies in the game are common rats thanks to their insane damage output when level scaling is on.

>>379829012
God bless the slavs. Getting obliterated and oppressed for 100 years by germans and jewish communists have prevented them from falling to decadence like the rest of he west.

Game of the decade was Bloodborne.

>>379853797
The problem is that all the enemies use the same few combat patterns and only increase in numbers(health/damage) at higher levels. On the other hand, your player character increases in numbers AND receive many new abilities and traits as you get more talents. In a way, the world is scaling linearly while Geralt is becoming exponentially stronger.

It's the same problem with the combat system in TW2, I wonder if CDPR will ever get it right.

>>379853797
You should try Ghostmode, it's a neat rebalance mod that also gives mobs a better AI to dodge your heavy attacks, also gives some of them like Endregas, Trolls and such armored enemies a ton of armor, and your heavy attack, a lot of armor penetration.
It does a lot more as well but just these already make combat far more interesting.

>>379829012
>keep thinking about the lobster in the bath
>kinda turned on

Man hentai has ruined me

>>379855601
Heavy attacks are so fucking dogshit in vanilla. Can't even hit anything with it since most enemies are small and agile

>>379840493
hahhahahaah

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>>379829135

>amazeballs

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>>379855923
That's the point, remember the fighting styles in TW1?
You can still land a couple heavy hits but there's no point in vanilla as they deal barely more damage than fast ones, the mod gives them a ton more damage so it feels rewarding.

Why is Witcher 1 the worst game of the series? It's fucking trash.

>>379855923
You're supposed to use heavy attacks against slow and fat enemies. TW3 a rock-scissors-paper element to it. Light attacks for lanky enemies, this sign for that enemy, sidestep small guys and roll from big guys, etc.

Why do people rank a walking/cutscene simulator so highly?

>>379840402
Yes it is. Khorinis is full of unnamed, generic NPCs that all share the same dialogue.

>>379856380
But in the other games I didn't have to waste 20skillpoints. Witcher 3 it's just so much better to just use light attack only. You don't miss anything without heavy attacks

>>379856571

Because they're riding off of the first game's hipsterdom and obscurity.

For most people here, the witcher is "the little game that could" and they're so entrenched in this belief that they cannot see past any of W3's glaring faults.

>The Witcher 3 combat is good Dark Souls is just rolling iframes
>Don't mind TW3 having iframes too, except the mechanics for them being more retarded like them completely disappearing if you cancel an attack with your dodge, or some attacks just ignoring them without a warning

>>379829451
I jack off to girl hands too
what now faggot

>>379840523
>Path of Exile
>roleplaying game

It's a Diablo clone dude. Hack'n slash games.

>>379829512
>My gf is a feminist

boi.

>>379845378
I'm not arguing with my superiors when I'm saying that NV is for underaged redditors.

>>379850520
I genuinely laughed, thanks.

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>read quickly
>play with subtitles on
>have finished reading the sentence with the correct voice and intonation for the respective character speaking in your head before they've said two words
>every cutscene is just skip-pause-skip-pause-skip
It's fine until you walk into a cutscene, leave the cutscene to walk into a building and another cutscene starts

>>379829135
This. TW3 has the most borecubes combat I've ever experienced.

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>>379843881
This

>>379837427
color it all grey and you will have the prettiest armor in the game by a mile you inexperienced faggot

i'm legit mad right now

>>379837817
>Play 5 hours, bash game
>How can you even criticize the game? You have barely even played it
Play 5-infinity hours, bash game
You play X hours and you bash the game? If it was so bad then how come you played it so much?

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>>379860478
t. Kira Yoshikage

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>>379829012
>Witcher 3 is Game of the Decade

Wrong, OP.

Grand Theft Auto V is, hands down, the Game of the Decade.

>>379829012
It's a good game but boring as all living shit.
I just get this feeling like the game drags on and on; it's because of the repetitive gameplay and the fact that it's just too motherfucking long. It's not fun.

And to be honest if you asked me to replay this game I would rather fucking kill myself.