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>flashy cgi letters fly around for 20 seconds and form to say 'Nintendo E3 Direct'
>screen fades to black
>"ᴵ ᵈᵘᶰᶰᵒ ʷʰᵃᵗ ᵗʰᵉ ᵇᶫᵒᶜᵏ ᵈᵒᵉˢ⋅ ᴰᵒ ʸᵒᵘ?" "ᴵ ᵈᵒᶰ'ᵗ ᵏᶰᵒʷ"
>screen lights up and it's reggie sitting on a couch with inspector gadget
>"Hey everybody I'm here with my good friend inspector gadget. Uh how are you doing inspector gadget?"
>"I am having a lawt of fun."
>"So you wanna do some announcements inspector gadget?"
>"I am better than you so I should do the announcements."
>"Huhuh, okay well inspector gadget's gonna do the announcements."
>"You can shut up now you nigger, my body is always ready."
>Reggie makes a smug face and looks down at his nintendo switch
>"Hmmm, do you have that game mineycrafta? Penny was telling me she was playing it on her computer book, let's play mineycrafta."
>"Well I have minecraft, I think that's probably what you're talking about. That's right, we are now announcing new nintendo exclusive skins to Minecraft Switch Edition, for only $4.99 per skin."