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Who here is excited to see Todd exaggerate and lie his ass

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Who here is excited to see Todd exaggerate and lie his ass off tomorrow?
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I'm excited to rub myself to him.
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>>379775905
I thought he wasn't showing up this year.
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>>379775905
Someone said in another thread that Todd isn’t at e3 because he’s at his sons graduation
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>>379775905
i can't wait for the new spicy todd maymays.
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>>379776068

What a faggot, doesn't he know he is the only thing that keeps us sane?
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I'm kinda looking forward to this, with the sole exception of Brink, Bethesda hasn't released a single game, in over a decade, that I haven't enjoyed
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>>379776068
>Todd will never be your dad
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Lice Lice Lice
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>>379775905
He was in the ea conference this year, anon. He's the nba director
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Who here /id/? The New Colossus and new Quake champions
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>>379776624
>id
>colossus
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>>379776739
>Development began in 2010, soon after id Software gave MachineGames the rights for the franchise.
How did you think the IP landed on Bethesda's lap?
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>>379776068
*wife's son
Let's be honest, his wife is taller than him.
There is no way she is not cheating or him
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What if Todd was one of us?
Just a slob like one of us.
Just a stranger on the bus
Trying to make his way home.
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>>379775905
20 bucks on Todd trying to embrace the meme like Reggie did for his body being ready
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>>379776332
You enjoyed Fallout 4? It wasn't anything but shooting and bad writing for 80 hours.
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>Todd won't be there
who here ready for Hines' Wild Ride
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Don't worry, 4chan /v/ - Videogames. I will tell nothing but the truth. Those days of lying are behind me.
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Will he apologize for Fallout 4?
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>>379778440
weird sounded like someone was in the room but I can't seem to see them
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>>379778440
Which is the better game, Todd; Fallout New Vegas or Fallout 4?
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>>379775905
Excited to download and seed those Skyrim and Fallout 4 torrents Todd.
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>>379777389
ebin xD
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>>379778610
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>>379779027
Rekt
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>>379778440

funny, he said that FO4 wouldnt have loading screens
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TELL ME LIES TELL ME SWEET LITTLE LIES
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>>379779761
underrated
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>>379775905
Did they ever release Todd from that room they locked him in?
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Todd never lied, he only exaggerated some things.
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>>379777389
>This is what the NEETs of /v/ believe
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>>379779761
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rcjpags7JT8
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> Its a /v/ pretends that having to correct elements of the game after you mention them is lying level


>>379779537
Never said that directly and intentionally.
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>>379781485
Oh look it is the paid to shill men that always hang here, took you long enough to find this thread.
>NO HE JUST TOLD HALF TRUTHS
>That's a lie
>NOOO IT IS HALF TRUE SO IT ISN'T A LIE LOLOLOLOL
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>>379781778
He said that the PC version had the best graphics
They look the same as console in max settings, kys todd dick sucker
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Here's to hoping Starfield won't be total garbage.
It probably will be.
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>>379782290
I would buy Starfield
So I can refund it
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If Todd isn't there then that leaker is probably full of shit
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pick up that game
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The sad truth is people love to be lied to.
They love to be told what to do, what to say, how to act.
And Todd knows that well so he just does what the people like.
And he is a scumbag with money.
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>>379781778
>it's an anon pretends todd has never lied episode
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>>379776332
Fallout 3 came out in 2008 anon
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>>379782862
I'll gladly pick it up so I can place it in the trash can.
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>>379776068
he needs to get his priorities in order
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Does anyone else like listening to Todd speak?
I know that asmr shit is a meme but I fall asleep to Todd.
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>>379783195
DELETE THIS
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>>379783050
>9 years
He said a decade
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>>379776068
>no Todd this year
c'mon
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>>379775905
well at least he wasn't lying in 1 thing
>you can play forever
fine it was related to the "infinite quests" lie, but even to this day I still keep seeing how many mods I can install while keeping the game functional
so it became true in the end for a different reason
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>>379783403
i think anon was implying that fallout 3 was bad
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>>379775905
ETA for Todd?
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>>379783403
exactly. it was shit
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Todd are you here? i am a big fan of your work but there is something i really need yo ask you

plz respond
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>>379783625
That's Todd lying.
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>>379783705
A broken clock is correct two times a day.
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Heard about you and your honeyed words
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whos ready for skyrim 2!!!!

-No magic
-No stamina
-No mana
-Build your own towns
-deep (yes/no) conversations
-legendary weapon in every cave
-1 armor slot
-guns

whits gona be so cash
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>>379783991
This is todd
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>>379784537
show me your face
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>>379784605
You are not worthy
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>>379783845
ECKS DEE , ANON, ECKS DEE
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>>379784674
you are not the real Todd

LIAR
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>>379775905
me
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>>379784795
No I Todd, I Prove
Tomorrow we announce remake of HD Skyrim
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>>379784367
So the witcher 3 + town building?
Sounds great!
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>>379784795
If he is a liar, wouldn't that make him the real Todd?
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NEW WATER TEXTURES?
TODD I LOVE YOU
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IT
JUST
WORKS
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>>379785035
Holy shit lmao
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>>379785035
todd, is that you?
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FOOLISH MORTALS , I AM THE ONE BEARS THE NAME OF TODD

ACQUIRE MY EVER SO POWERFUL CREATION OR. BE. ERADICATED
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>>379785363
It is a mistake to say that to suicidal people, Toddy boy
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>>379785132
No, the remake streamlines the dialogue choices. People thought they were too complicated.

Also all Nords are replaced with Kahjiit
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todd wont even be there. he'll be at the 2019 one to talk about ES6 and announce its coming out 3 months afterwards.
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>>379776068
>Implying Todd didn't lie to his son about showing up.
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>>379784367
That's The Elder Scrolls: Settler, not Skyrim 2.
And it's for mobile, first, then PC.
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>>379775905
If for some reason Todd doesn't show up I'm going to pirate every Fallout game. He's one of the only reasons I'm watching E3. I wish I was there so I can get an autograph on a rare Todd Howard I have saved on my pc
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Thread music

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yvGXCisAaR4
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>>379785478
I hope they remove dialogues from the next TES or Fallout, Todd is right voice acting was a mistake anyway.
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>>379776349
>Son, we're going fishing!
>You can catch that fish!
>You don't actually catch anything
>He throws you into the water
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todd san onegai
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>>379786543
>You get permanent brain damage from almost drowning
There you forgot the last line.
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>>379776068
he doesn't have a son, he was in a chess club
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>>379776068
Graduation doesn't happen on Sundays, because religion
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>>379786691
>Implying that I, Todd's son, didn't mod in swimming after dad told me he was going to teach me to swim
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>>379776068

>son, when you grow up you can do anything
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>>379786264
Post it?
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>tfw when Todd might not show up
he's literally the only reason I will even tune in. Fuck Todd, don't do this to me.
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>>379786465

this video actually helped me through depression
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>>379776068
Didn't his son voice the baby in Fallout 3. That came out in 2008, so that should make his kid around 10 years old or so. So what graduation would it be for?
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>>379787453
Middle school
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>>379786891
>Unfortunately, you did install that winter mod and you were ice fishing
>then Todd filled the hole with a fish
>"there, reel it in!"
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>>379775905
\
yes
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>>379787443
>todd isn't the root of your depression
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>>379787002
sorry I don't like people pirating Todd images
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Do you think he knows about Toddposting?
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>you will never play an elder scrolls game set in Akivir in your life time
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>>379788173

his games give me depression
his memes take it away
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fallout new vegas is for cucks and no im not posting a photo of myself its an anonymous website i dont have to
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>>379788272
If he does I wonder how he feels about hundreds if not thousands of people that have images of him saved on their computers, I have todd howard images on both of my phones, laptop, ipad, and computer
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>>379776068
>implying he isn't lying about having a son
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>>379785035
The math checks out.
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>>379776068
Wtf i love Todd now! Family man is the best.
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>>379788202
I want this to get printed on a papyrus so I can roll it and shove it in a toddposting thread
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Feel like playing NV again lads. What are some F U N N builds?
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>>379789076
Forgot the beginning
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>>379775905
I'm looking forward to learning when Skyrim on Switch is coming out so I can ironically purchase it/hopefully find an excuse to take a flight somewhere
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>>379785035
good lord
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>>379789076
>>379789304
Holy fuck that is glorious
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>>379788538
His ego must be through the fucking roof
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>>379785035
Don't worry Todd we'll make you a new face... A better one
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>>379788763
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>>379775905
>tomorrow
isn't it today 5am britbong time?
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>>379790868
Britbong time doesn't count
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>>379775905

You didn't mean that, did you friend? Do you want to rethink your answer?
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>>379790980
well but i just looked it up and apparently it's 9pm PST, so how the fuck is it "tomorrow" for anyone?
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Will Toddposting ever get old?
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SEE THAT PLANET?

YOU CAN LAND ON IT
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>>379791089
it's starting in 2 hours
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>>379791112
Doesnt look like it ever will, and im glad
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>>379775905
Did Bethesda show anything worth seeing last year?

I'm a pretty determined E3 fag but no way am I staying up until 1AM to watch Bethesda's conference.
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>get home from a long day at work
>turn on my computer
>wonder what game I should play today
>decide maybe I should check out Fallout 4, my friends said it was pretty good
>don't want to pay $60 + season pass
>pirate it instead
>play it, it was okay, but it was only fun for a few hours
>it's about midnight
>decide it's time to go to bed
>get tucked into my bed about to go to sleep
>suddenly, I hear something coming from downstairs
>footsteps
>oh shit it's an intruder
>I don't own any weapons or an alarm systems because I'm poor as fuck
>check phone, it's dead
>best I can do is stay quiet and hope whoever it is doesn't come into my room
>I hear the footsteps begin to walk up the stairs
>I begin to hear the faint sound of a man's voice
>"whooooooo"
>oh fuck, it's some maniac, he probably broke out of a loony bin or something
>I can hear the footsteps just outside my door
>my door is locked, but I can hear the intruder jiggling
>I can hear the voice get louder
>"Who did it..."
>I pull my blanket over my head, I'm so fucking scared by now
>I can hear the door being slammed open by the intruder
>he yells even louder
>"WHO DID IT!"
>I hear the footsteps again, he's standing right beside my bed now.
>I feel his hand grab my blanket, he yells again
>WHO PIRATED FALLOUT 4
>he pulls my blanket away, and he yells one last time
YOU DID
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>>379791263
Prey? Also the TES not-hearthstone
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>>379784694
Sure is summer etc.
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>>379786543
>You see that bike?
>You can ride it
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>>379777389
>if a woman is not worse in every way than her partner she's def cheating
did you legit ever meet people irl?
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>>379777389
Todd is like 6'6 and ripped, every woman wants him

No way is she cheating
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>>379791363
>Be me
>pre-order FO4
>Buy Season pass because I'm a dumbfuck
>First and last time i ever buy a game on launch
>First and last time i ever buy a season pass.

It's the only game i ever paid full price for and the one i don't even play.
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>>379785363
This looks like my last acid trip.
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>>379775905

Sir, this is officer Bob Power. I'm going to have to bring you in under charges of defamation.
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What are the chances that Todd reveals Sarfield or whatever game he is working on anyway? He probably won't even be there at the conference.
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>>379778741 >>379781687 >>379791561
sup triggered betacucks
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>First Step: Close your eyes
>Second Step: ???????
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>>379775905
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ACTUAL LIKELIHOOD OF TES6 TOMORROW?
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>>379783781
F4 was so bad that F3 retroactively became good in comparison.
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>>379792524
Do you honestly want one?
Just look at the steady decline of the quality of Bethesda games.
Do you really want yet another disappointment this year anon?
Another shitty, downgraded, Gambryo mess?
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Todd has never once lied about anything, I'm excited to see Bethesda once again announce the best games of the upcoming year.
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>>379782290
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/v/ is going to react exactly like the Fallout 4 reveal. Todd is going to tell his sweet little lies and /v/ will go ape shit. It happens every time he talks about a game. In fact, I think the best parts about his games are just listening to him talk about them. Who cares if they are shit, his voice is golden.
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>>379792642
yes
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>>379792524
None. Zenimax is still pushing the MMO
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>>379792574
This. I started playing Fallout 3 a couple of weeks ago again, and I was genuinely surprised by the rpg elements and world building. It's actually a pretty good game compared to 4.
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>>379792990
The best way to play it is to install Tale of Two Wastelands. It takes all the FO3 content and puts it on FNV's engine which makes it much more stable and smooth running, plus, you get all the content of both including FNV's survival mode.
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>>379792732

>nobody has made an npc todd that goes around conning people into buying shit in fallout or tes games.
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>>379792524
0
Same for E3 2018.
2019 maybe, but unlikely.
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>>379793190
>Adoring fan
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>>379793242

>they could even cut his voice in snippets for the dialogue
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>>379793190
http://www.bethblog.com/2007/10/09/morrowind-modding-legend-fliggerty/
>Within a a few days, it became clear to me that we should probably do an interview with Fliggerty (real name Cody Erekson) for all of his contributions to the community — including the hilarious “Mostly-Mini Todd Howard” mod (which Todd actually found quite amusing).
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>>379788763
That's not a fair comparison,the shit dorodango was polished.
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>>379792524
0
Bethesda has to spend a few more years mastering ladder climbing technology before they can announce TES6.
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>>379793756
>mini
Looks like a life-sized Todd Howard to me.
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dafuq this shit is at midnight est
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>>379775905
Name one legitimate time he lied

And before you try it, calling me todd does not invalidate my post(s), it only helps prove my point.
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>>379794345
Nice try, Todd.
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>>379794345
>Radiant AI
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>>379794345

good one todd
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>>379794345

>when todd is running a digitalmask to hide his toddness
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>>379794345
August 23, 1995. He claimed that Daggerfall would be out by Christmas that year. It took over a year after he made this post for it to actually release.
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>>379794345
Didn't he say Skyrim had infinite quests, and that the AI in Oblivion would be more complex than it actually was?
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>>379794345
>And before you try it, calling me todd does not invalidate my post(s), it only helps prove my point.

he's said alot of shit that technically was not there. most of the shit people are dissapointed with is just hype built in their minds though
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>>379794345

Anons have a deep reservoir for toddposting, my todd.
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>>379793970
>12:00 am
fuck the west coast
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>>379794615
Skyrim does have infinite quests
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>>379794345
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yvGXCisAaR4
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>>379794582
That's missing a target release date, not lying.
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>>379794582
>He claimed that Daggerfall would be out by Christmas that year

No he didn't, he said out for Christmas he never said which year.
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>>379794902
Most of the things in that video are true though.
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>>379794345
He said that Oblivion would have dynamic soft shadows and that you would be able to sabotage a town's economy in Skyrim.
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ONE HOUR FIFTEEN MINUTES
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>>379794959
Prove it.
You can't.
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>>379791112
no, it's the bane posting of /v/v
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>>379794959
>NPC are fully radiant
>Fallout 3 will have over 200 endings
>Everything he said is mostly true

One of these things is not like the others, one of these things is not as it seems
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>>379794345
In 1995 he promised that Terminator: Future Shock would receive multiplayer support in a patch. Some people bought the game in anticipation of this. Bethesda later decided to include it in an expansion pack called SkyNET instead. This was already pretty scummy, making your customers pay more for a promised feature. To make things even worse, they later decided that SkyNET would NOT be an expansion pack but a full new game, meaning that Future Shock would never receive multiplayer support and anyone who wants to play it online would have to buy SkyNET instead. Todd Howard in 1996 promised it would be priced the same as an expansion. It was listed at a much higher price in most stores.
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>>379795042
Name one lie in that video
You probably can name a few, but it isn't any more than most devs.
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>>379794959
I refuse to listen to your truth, memes are preferable.
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>>379776068
That's what he told his wife's son as well so he can ditch both and play some chess with the homeless in the park.
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>>379795283
Count the permutations, there are over 200, they came up with radiant ai so by definition their npcs are radiant.
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how many lies can you count?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TktqwstRTSo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zsxl7l1otUE
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PLEASE TODD, PLEASE, TELL ME LIES, TELL ME SWEET LITTLE LIES!
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>>379778560
He would have to shoot himself live and even then some of us would stay salty.
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>>379791112
One day yes, but let's just enjoy the good time while they last.
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>>379778560
but fallout 4 was good?
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>>379795283
>Fallout 3 will have over 200 endings
People sure love to take everything Todd says out of context. He had clarified multiple times in interviews BEFORE THE GAME RELEASED that he meant 200 permutations of endings based on all the little things that can change, not 200 actual distinct endings.
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>>379794394
It existed at the time he talked about it, it was removed before launch because it wasn't working the way they wanted.

>>379794615
>infinite quests
Skyrim has that. They're generic as shit, but they're infinite.

>>379795010
The shadows were removed fir performance.

Skyrim was shipped unfinished, this is one of the unfinished features left in the playable game.
If you attack the grind wheel of any samll windmill, you can drestroy it, it seems this is as far as they got with the economy system.

>>379795305
More like a planned feature that never made it in the original game.
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>>379784932
underrated post.
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>>379795859
>People sure love to take everything Todd says out of context. He had clarified multiple times in interviews BEFORE THE GAME RELEASED that he meant 200 permutations of endings based on all the little things that can change, not 200 actual distinct endings.

Proof?
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>>379795953
Quote from todd

>When we started, it was kind of fuzzy, it was like “well there’s like 9 maybe 12″ and we started adding things to it. So if you had done this or not this, you’d get this other tweak to the ending. And we kept doing that. And you know even just two weeks ago someone had this idea, “Oh we should add this idea to the ending” (sorry I’m not going to spoil what that is). And I said, “oh that’s a genius idea, we have to do that.” But then it became, “oh, but there’s four versions of that.” So i was like, “okay there’s like four different versions of that part,” and that multiplies by, at the time we were at about 60 endings…so now there’s four versions of that, so now there are around 240 versions.”
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Is the conference in an hour for EST? Or is it Sunday night midnight?
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>>379791112
It will. Once he stops lying so much and once he gets his jewish side under controll.
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>>379775905
>based Phil and Todd in the same day
Lovely
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>>379795882
> tell me where he lied
> feature X wasn't there when Todd said it will be
> it was intended but never released

You don't say? If someone says that he will deliver shibble-dibble and then shibble-dibble isn't present, he's a liar, period.
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>>379795953
https://www.destructoid.com/update-fallout-3-s-200-endings-aren-t-really-endings-but-permutations-77543.phtml
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>>379791363
Holy fuck.
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>>379796306
Lots of devs lie the same amount, Todd is memed for it though while other devs aren't.
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>>379795565

only the second video actually lied to a certain degree.
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>>379796306
But..... But but but all of his lies are "Permutations" on the truth so they;re totally OK.
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>>379795859
>>379795953
>>379796136
Actually, this is even less of a lie than you think. That isn't actually Todd "clarifying" anything. That quote itself from the OXM podcast IS the original "200 endings" quote. The media just decided to remove all of Todd's explanations about what that meant when they first reported on it, and people assumed Todd said there would be 200 completely different endings despite him never claiming anything of the sort.
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todd howard? more like todd coward
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Wait what's going on at midnight?
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>>379796459
Amazing whataboutism there, buddy. Todd is the spokesperson, director, mascot and holy dictator in Bethesda. He decides almost everything when it comes to game design, which makes every single bad thing in their games his personal fault.

When lets say, EA releases a game, there is no person to blame, because it's a production line with a thousand people who come and go every few months, hence why they don't give a shit about what happens to the product they make. Todd on the other hand, personally said that his games are like babies to him. Babies he loves to rape every few years for more than a decade.
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>>379796839
Say that to my face, not online and see what happens.
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>>379796752
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mDcC94UZaz4
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>>379783039
Prove he said it then.
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>>379775905
About people playing ESO?
About people playing their dumb TES card game?

It was about 4 years between TES3 and 4.
About 5 years between 4 and 5.
It has been over 6 years.
I don't think they're really making a new TES.
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>Todd
>liar
Haha you guys are such kidders.
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>>379796752
>>379797209
So in other words the 200 endings things was never even remotely anything like a lie? What the fuck? There are lies about Todd's lies now? But what about Radiant AI? That was still a lie! You can't climb every mountain in Skyrim unless you're talking about geometry/horse glitches!
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>>379775905
It just works!
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>>379797797
They are, but the Liar said that technology isn't there yet, he clearly wants to release TES 6 for the next gen consoles. Scorpio isn't out yet, so they will probably announce the game in 2018, to be released in 2019.
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>>379797917

he doesnt really lie he just tells info that changes. i think hes just saying what he really invisions, as if what he 'lies' about is what hed want
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>>379797209
>So as of last week we’re over 200 endings. That is not an exaggeration, but it deserves some description. Yeah, you're like "200 endings... That's a lie of some kind..."
kek

This is why it's better not to talk to anyone ever about upcoming features. You can take all the effort in the world to present it as realistically as possible and even go out of your way to head off misunderstandings like Todd did there and people will still hear what they want to hear and blame you when their made-up expectations are not met.
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>>379775905
I hope they announce Fallout 5
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>>379797917
The thing about "You can climb that mountain" is that the one he was looking at as he said it you could actually climb.
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>>379798321
it hasn't even been 2 years since the last one you fuck, Fallout 5 is gonna take ages
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>>379779761
>>379781719
>Not posting the best version
youtube.com/watch?v=yvGXCisAaR4
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i unironically love toddposting
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>>379777389
>manlets, when will they learn? Am i rite guyyyys? xDDDd
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toddposting is the only good /v/ meme from the last 5 years and i'm mostly just excited to see the shitstorm of new toddposts tomorrow

i really hope starfield is good so i can finally get the space cowboy RPG my dick has been craving since Bebop came out
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>>379785035
you are right anon
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>>379794345
I bought skyrim just because todd lied about how you could dynamically effect towns economys by burning down or sabotaging businesses and it would cause prices to change in the area.
It sounded really cool, especially since I thought it would tie into dragons and how they'd just naturally destroy building when they attacked.
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>>379798261
Then he should be updating people when those things change rather than allowing them to buy them on the outdated promise.

>>379798382
Yeah, but the way he said it was in the context of how open Skyrim's world was. There was the implication that you could go anywhere you can see, but in reality he pointed out the one exception to the rule of NOT being able to climb mountains without clarifying it.

This is unlike the 200 endings things where he went to great length explaining how it's not as big a deal as it sounds. Something happened between Fallout 3 and Skyrim that made Todd change his approach there. I think the endings debacle taught him that he's going to be taken out of context and called a liar no matter what he says, so he might as well not bother with the explanations and let people think what they want if it means more sales.
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>>379799130
please i need to bolster my collection
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What can Bethesda do to win E3?
>Reveal Starfield
>Game engine is NOT gamebyro.
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>>379799380
Fallout soon fellow stalker?
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>>379796459
Every other dev/company face/whatever who pulls this trash gets shit on too.

Remember how everyone shat all over Molyneux about every time he lied about the Fable games?
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>>379799748
Todd is not really shat on though.
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>>379799419
I really wish Bethesda had more talented people in it. The company has great IPs and a ton of money. The only problem really is their team. Need new writers.
If you look at Bethesda artbook they're filled with all sorts of cool shit and ideas that the team just doesn't implement.
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>>379799419
Gamebryo isn't a bad engine, it's only limitation is it's developer's skill, which is why people think it's bad, because Bethesda doesn't have much in the form of skill.
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>>379799834
>If you look at Bethesda artbook they're filled with all sorts of cool shit and ideas that the team just doesn't implement.
Pic related. Also the plazas in Vivec were not supposed to have domes over them, they were supposed to be part of the exterior. That one small change would have made the city a fuckload easier to navigate since without the unique plaza architecture to go by you can only tell where you are in the city by recognizing the tapestry logos or hovering over the tiny dot on the world map.
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I'm ready for TES: Skyrim 2
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>>379800119
Well, that is unfortunate.

But I do hope that they're able to pull off what they want to.

I imagine that these people have great ideas. They're just too ambitious and can't be coded.
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>>379800119
Morrowind had extreme technical limitations back in the day. Skyrim on the other hand, was already outdated on release, and all the features were cut out simply because of laziness. Post the picture with that ruby throne if you have it.
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>>379800119
So you are autisming out about whiterun just because they didn't add a crystal throne, but otherwise it would've been the exact same.

Should've posted about the civil war instead
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>>379800082
>Gamebryo isn't a bad engine

It's not bad but it is ancient as hell. Framerate. loading, and physics are tied to FPS.
It cannot support hardware antialaising and 64bit implementation at the same time.
And it relies on scripting that basically guarantees a steady stream of crashes.

While it was good for its time, the quality of newer engines makes it almost a slap in the face to have to deal with it on a new game.
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>>379799810
*digitally sends you remediable code for Oblivion's horse armor*

haha so happy i have so many optimistic fellow gamers in my favorite community!
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>>379800997
redeemable* i fucked up the meme
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>>379794345
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mDcC94UZaz4
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>>379800493
Tell me more about this civil war thing
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>>379799419
>>379800082
NetImmerse/Gamebryo/Creation is really only used by Bethesda for rendering graphics, and it genuinely has changed enough to be called a new engine since the Morrowind days. The gameplay side of Bethesda's engine, on the other hand, is all proprietary and has changed in very minor ways with each game since 2002. Even if they "got a new engine" they'd probably still be reusing most of that code because they're still making the same kinds of games. If you want them to rewrite THAT it would mean abandoning the editor their level design team (which is mostly the same core people for the past 10-15 years) has gotten used to for their entire career. It would mean adding a few years to the already long development cycle of TES and the quality of the finished product will greatly depend on the skill of their current programmers, in whom I have little faith.
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>>379798831
t. manlet
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>>379800997
Thanks Todd.
But I meant that as a matter-of-fact way.
I don't need that code.
The only bethesda game I like is Fallout New Vegas.
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>>379791561
It just means that she's leeching off him for resources and comfort. She isn't getting her sexual satisfaction from him.
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>>379801239
Huh, I was going to tell you to play it but apparently the fag took down his mod because he is trying to make a political message.
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>>379799748
Some people praise devs and then ignore their lies. Look at cdpr for example, maybe not on /v/ but there are people who think these the best, nicest devs out there when they have lied about lots of things. They said that the quality of the pc version wouldn't be affected by the console versions yet they downgraded the graphics, and then said they would release modding tools and then didn't (bigger lies than anything todd has said). Stuff like this has happened plenty of times, yet since they don't have a face to meme it isn't ever remembered.
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You can make memes of Tod all you want, but I love the guy. Sure he's a liarbut he's such a novelty.
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>>379801314
listen here fellow gamer dont play that smug new vegas shit here with me because while ive been getting loads and loads of awesome fan mail about how great all my games are, even some stating how they are superior to new vegas on many different dimensions i have also been coming into contact with some hate and while its rare i assure you this whole new vegas thing is just a fad, you wont be able to resist my latest workshopps bitch
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>>379801621
Kek, I was literally reading about that just now
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>>379801120
Did you even listen to that video? I did, so here you go:

>Todd Howard: So as of last week we're over 200 endings. That is not an exaggeration. But it does deserve some description.
>Interviewer 1: Okay, please.
>Interviewer 2: Please.
>Todd Howard: Yeah, you're like "200 endings... that's a lie of some kind."
>Interviewer 2: "Todd's talking nonsense," yeah.
>Todd Howard: When we started, it was kind of fuzzy, it was like “well there’s like 9 maybe 12″ and we started adding things to it. So if you had done this or not this, you’d get this other tweak to the ending. And we kept doing that. And you know even just two weeks ago someone had this idea, “Oh we should add this idea to the ending” (sorry I’m not going to spoil what that is). And I said, “oh that’s a genius idea, we have to do that.” But then it became, “oh, but there’s four versions of that.” So I was like, “Okay there are four versions of that little part,” and that multiplies -- at the time we were at about 60 endings -- so we're like "Okay, now we have 60, and now there’s four versions of that, so now there are around 240 or whatever,” so it gets kind of stupid.

It's actually impressive how Todd spends so much time explaining what he meant, completely truthfully and candidly, to make sure he doesn't set any unrealistic expectations yet people decide to ignore all that and then call it a lie because there aren't 200+ totally unique cinematic endings, which is something nobody ever claimed or implied.
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>>379802408
i meant bethesda's!
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>>379792094
>hurr beta
>durr cucks
>TRIGGERED XD
go back to /pol/, fag
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>>379798831
if your height starts with 5 and you're not a woman or a child you should just off yourself.
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>>379786890
Wrong and stupid
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>>379802548
Donations probably stopped coming in so he just deletes his mods like a child having a temper tantrum.
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>>379784932
Will Bethescucks ever get over W3 cucking FO4 out of GOTY awards?
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>>379803394
Not a big deal anyway, people said it was a pretty buggy mod
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>>379803523
I like bethesda games more than most but I can agree that fallout 4 didn't deserve those awards, bloodborne did.
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>>379803875
It was a fucking nightmare. I've yet to see a mod with so many broken scripts.
it also broke just about every other mod that had anything to do with the civil war.
That's why nobody gave a shit when the author pulled it.
He contacted me several time on Nexus asking me to reworjk the scripting for him but i declined because i was busy with real world shit at the time. He blew up my PM box with several rants which i forwarded to TVD who threaten to ban him of he kept it up.
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>>379795460
dumb frogposter
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>>379804125
Haha, I figured the dude had some problems after I read about the political bullshit he pulled. He's definitely not all there.
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DON'T MAKE FUN OF MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>379805882
We love you Todd, we would never do that.
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>>379806391
spic
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>>379786167
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>>379793756
I remember when somebody made a thread about this mod on the old beth forums, the madman himself actually responded with a post saying "Best mod ever."

Ah the good ol' days.
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>>379806391
I actually should get around to pirating Fallout 4. It may be shite but I still feel obligated to play it.
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>>379807997
If it's not even worth paying money for then why even bother?
If you have such little faith in the game then try something else.
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Todd edit please.
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>>379808832
Todd pls
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>>379792385
I can't tell the fake ones from the real anymore
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>>379809837
Nothing about Todd is ever fake.
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>>379807997
I've played enough to tell you with certainty: it's not worth it
The base game is bland, the story makes 3's look good in comparison, the settlement building is an unmitigated disappointment. The only saving grace is that power armour makes you feel like a walking tank and that the gunplay finally isn't dogshit
the modding scene still hasn't taken off and it's been 18 months since release
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>>379809193
>Memegeki no memejin
How about no?
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>>379810857

It was nearly a year before the kit was released, calm your horses.

Sim Settlements redoes the settlement system into something interesting, I suggest everyone try it
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>>379802830
>>379801303
t. roastie
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>>379810959
Sim Settlements and Conquest are the best fucking mods available.
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Does anybody he even if they don't like what Bethesda makes these days, have a hard time not liking Todd. Whenever I see him talk about anything he just seems so happy.
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>>379810959
closer to six months. F4 came out in November, then the CK was April
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>>379810857
Fallout 4 is fine if you like base building. I almost exclusively play it to make cool settlements now. The story is the worst yet though and I don't recommend anyone that has a real interest in Fallout's lore bother with it.
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Todd doesn't lie, he just tells alternative truths.
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>>379811430
What are you talking about?
It has a rich story. You can be either a female lawyer who is looking for their son, or a war vet who is looking for their son..... That's like.... two choices right there.
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>>379811681
>I don't want to do a husky voiced brunette chick
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>>379778440
You are so full of shit. I can see it in your smirk
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>>379809193
Got ya senpai
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>>379775905
Why is their show so late?
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>>379798528
This video will never, ever, get old.

>1:40
>We made a "real" one
>"Wait, what?"
Fucking glorious
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>>379800082
Didn't Catherine run on Gamebryo?
Does that game have ladders?
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>>379811881
Then you can play a husky voiced blonde chick
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anyone saved the TODD edit with his face on the visor?
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>>379792705
By the nine!
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>>379777389
Generally tall people never shit on anyone's height because they never feel emasculated by other people being taller than them, so they never consider it an issue at all.

So the only people who talk about height are those who've experienced by shamed by their height.
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>>379778440
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>>379775905
You know what, im sick and tired of all the off topic posts making fun of Todd. Even if he didnt create the best video game ever, he still created what many people (yes, those who arent virgins on /v/) consider to be a timeless masterpiece. I personally know hardcore "nerds" that have put thousands of hours into skyrim just as well as new players who have used my game to break into RPGs and gaming in general. You should be thanking Todd for the great work he and his team have done even if you happen to think its mediocre. no amount of lies about his wife cheating on him will lessen his accomplishments.
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>>379778125
Not him, but I enjoyed fallout4, it was def a huuuuugggeeee blunder when it came to story, but the gameplay was decent, especially since I run full luck and int buld from start
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Where is the offish /v/ stream at?
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>>379812385
No but I want it...
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>>379813410
>have used MY game
Nice try, Todd.
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>>379814332
Retard, he's saying that people who don't usually play RPGs tried out his copy of Morrowind and ended up breaking into the genre. They wouldn't have bought an RPG to begin with, but when they try out his game they become a fan.
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>>379814442
The lying man strikes again.
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>>379811718
So in other words it's twice the story of The Witcher series.
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