https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GjM GHDDVM6k Hello Darkness

>>379754450
WHAT'S UP GUYS

>doesn't include the
>YOOO HERE BE MY HOMIE AR12GAYMAN

>>379754450
HAHA, HOW COULD HE FUCK UP SO BAD

Honestly I would spill my spaghettos much harder than he did

I'd probably get really drunk out of nervousness beforehand

So whatever happened to Jeana?

>>379754450
>I'm a youtube creator
Why'd he feel the need to say that again?

Have you guys heard about something called "Youtube"?

that was hard to watch>>379754450

>>379755297
Getting drunk beforehand would just make you spaghetti even MORE

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>>379754450
>Thank you N-IGHHhgh *twitch* *awkward shoulder touch* for having me...

goddamn

>>379754450
Do you think he shot himself backstage after this?

>>379755297
This, he sperged but if it was me I probably would've fainted on stage.

I cringed hard.

>>379754450
waddup bois this is yor man jesse here and im about to prank the shit out of myself peace

so is it Marcus or Nick?

The prison game dev was also cingey.

>>379755889
Marcus Nick.

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>tfw I used to watch his vlogs

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>>379754450
Do you guys think he killed himself shortly after?

>>379755915
I liked him. He seemed to actually give a shit and the game was at least more interesting than SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS

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>i have with me the executive producer of the game
>hi how are you
>he's the producer of the game
s-s-s-spaghetti

Did he almost say Nigga at the end when introducing the producer?

>>379755915
>*slaps forhead*
>uurrrggh come on!
>right, gameplay

Did I dream it or did it happen?

teleprompter probly stopped working

>>379755915
he was like the most stereotypically swarthy european imaginable

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>That handshake

>>379756031
Seriously he didn't seem like the rest of the robot presenters and you could tell he's passionate about his game.

>S-S-S-S-SPAGHETTI EVERYWHERE
truly /our/ fucking guy

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>>379755974
how old might you be, young """"man""""?

>>379754450
I'VE SEEN THAT AWKWARD SMILE BEFORE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OoqwUkqpxQI

>>379755915
He was actually pretty cool. Sure, he was probably lying out of his ass but it was hype.

>>379755915
Nah he was just hyped and passionate.

This faggot though dropped his spaghetti so hard he started calling people wrong names.

>>379754450
Literally who?

i had no idea who he was and just googled him

he has 10 million subs on youtube

yeah the teleprompter fucked up or something but i think he's fine

>>379756295

"We were joking about suicide"

Oh my sides

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>>379754450
It begins

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>bring YT vlogfag to your event
>expect his presence to really help promote your games
>he fucking spills all his spaghetti and absolutely destroys the show

love when normalfags get btfo

Michael Bay'd.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yu77RjALqyQ

>When he calls him Marcus first and then Nick
Holy shit, kek

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>>379754450
I wish I could draw a spaghetti edit with that guy.

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>>379756571
my favourite thing about E3 and it has begun

FUCK IT WE'LL DO IT LIVE

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>>379757046
>that fucking *gulp*

>>379756925
I can't believe I'd ever feel sorry for this scumbag.

>rolls up one sleeve

>>379757046
>>379757163

He was going to say "Thank you, nigga"

Oh shit is Josef Wollens, when will he do the Brownie Song?

>>379755304
>He thinks her name is actually Jeana.

kek, i bet you thought their pranks were real too.

>>379757046
"Thank you nig- for having me"

>>379754450
This is the shit I look forward to. Not the games.

>>379757509
epic

>>379757509
>Ok so this is the faggots youtub

Everyone knows who he is, Gramps. That's why it's all the more hilarous. You're the only one behind.

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>>379755686
this is worse than jamesbot collapsing at RLCS last season.

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>>379754450
>thank you nig... for having me

>>379756571
No need for editing.

>>379757724
I have no clue who he is, actually.

>>379754450
youtubers are just autismus faggots

guys he's just pranking e3 xD

>>379754450
>e-celeb not so tough after getting raped

>>379754450

Jesus christ. I have to give speeches sometimes and I am very nervous too. But if you know the material you cant fuck up that bad. This guy was obviously so arrogant he never rehearsed.

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>>379754450
>tfw you don't have any jump cuts to save you

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>>379757724
>>379755974

>Revealing your an underage b& on 4chan

>>379754450
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ga7wMjVoLGg

>>379757509
isnt this the faggot that does pranks to his GF?
wtf happened? she broke up with him?

>>379756571
BASED CROWBCAT

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>>379757596

This. Between scripted gameplay, celebrity guest stars paid to pay lip service to your shitty game that you have no faith in without mad marketing and an audience being told when to clap and laugh at your shitty jokes, at least people fucking up and losing their composure in front of millions of people feels genuinely human in this robotic PR excercise.

>>379758392
don't link that unfunny faggot please

>>379758193
I used to have terrible social anxiety, and even if I was nervous, I'd do SOMETHING to try to keep the thing going. I don't understand what Jesse was thinking here.

>>379756571
YES

why the fuck is this guy even presenting
what does he have to do with video games

that shit was not lit, but his hair was on fleek

>>379758694
Bro don't you know he makes videos on youtube? How out of touch are you?

>>379758491
>Hating pewd in 2017

Yeah he got "famous" off shitty obnoxious let's plays and spawned the most cancerous genre of youtube content BUT his content these days is actually mildly entertaining and he doesn't just appeal to retarded 12 year olds.

He's one of the better big youtubers and personalities by a country mile.

There's a worse one, when the CEO said sth about charity.
>pause for clap but no one did
>"N-No?"
>clap start
>"Y-Yeah!"

At least the shaky swedish man were cute.

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>>379758392
Why do so many people on youtube use this completely unfunny way of editing? Between random zoomed in close ups and purposefully stuttering, I genuinely don't understand the appeal. Youtube was a lot better when people weren't worried about following a big trend to desperately grab their audiences attention just to rake in e-celeb money.

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>>379758427
>expecting a fuccboi and a fuccgirl to actually get married and last

what's awkward is I just saw a video and the comments say they still hangout together and that he loves her...KEK

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>>379758747
BRUH
ABSOLUTELY SAVAGE

>"spins his fidget spinner and rolls away on hoverboard"

>>379756123
It actually happen

and was funny

>>379758953
Get the fuck out.

>A youtuber spills his spaghetti when he can't do a billion takes like when he records himself

>>379758953
Nah, his content is still unfunny, obnoxious, and catered towards 12 year olds, but in a different way. Like Filthy Frank.

the dude has like million+ for live audience
i cant even perform on stage or do any public speaking assignments without spaghetti

so whatever, he got nervous some people cant handle it

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holy shit this sucks

>>379754450
that is a teleprompter fuckup
his phrases were frozen

>>379759251
Ah, this explains why youtubers spend all day recording and complain that what they do is hard.

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>>379754450
>>379756295
>>379756925
Somebody post more cringey shit like this

I fucking need it

A CONTENT CREATOR

>>379756769
>the spaghetti will make this part of the conference to be remembered for years to come
You faggots don't even realise that they are doing all this cringeshit on purpose. They want to be the next giant enemy crab.

>>379759509
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YwxU2t6Tnnw

>>379754450
>JEWTUBER
>GET A SHOT ON A GLOBAL STAGE
>KNOWS BEST CHANCE TO GAIN POPULARITY IS BECOME A MEME
>PURPOSELY FUCK UP
>SUDDENLY EVERYONE CHECKING OUT HIS CHANNEL DUE TO THE PUBLICITY OF HIS FUCK UP


am i tinfoil or did he fake it for shekels??

>literally a teleprompter in front of you
>Still fuck up

Can't he read?

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>>379759525
>im a content creator btw

>>379758995
Nah he is ugly.

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CHAD BTFO

BETA UPRISING IS UPON US

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>>379755686
>>379757571
>>379757832
just kill me already

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>>379759643
But people will just go to his channel to ridicule him? What's to gain out of that?

https://www.youtube.com/user/PrankvsPrank/videos

>hes a prank guy

Just a prank bro

>>379759509
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lQ0yc4CyxeM

>>379755915
Nah he was based. I love seeing that kind of enthusiasm from a dev.

>>379759809
a view is a view

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>Meanwhile at Nintendo

>>379757724
>Everyone knows who he is, Gramps.
>implying that vidya connosiers on /v/ watch random fags on yutyub

underage fagoot

>>379755915
no, he was relaxed, no spaghetti there

>>379759949
I agree but it's not even from a dev worth caring about, making a cinematic feels game no one asked for.

He's wasting resources.

>>379754450

This dude looks like a slightly gayer moshe kasher.

>>379759509
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tvazMS76FS4
1:56 for the good stuff.

>>379758392
>Peggle 2
That was the actual best moment of E3.

>>379760002
That fuckface doesn't even play videogames.
How much did they pay him to promote it to his retarded 12 year old fanbase?
Was it more than what the Hillary campaign gave him? Hm.. Did he make a video telling everyone to buy a Switch yet?

Fucking mongoloid

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I have to work a night job so I slept through EA's conference, how fucking awful was it?

>>379760091
Game looks decent though.

>>379760148
he is so fucking cute oh my god

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>>379760007
>vidya connosiers

You sure you're not the underage?

>>379756925
MOM'S SPAGHETTI

>>379760091
What would you rather have him make?

I'm all for trying new things. I don't think any other game has a narrative style like this one.

>>379760002
>screen is off

>>379760002
He couldn't look more jewish if he tried

>>379760230
Just go watch Shawshank Redemption

Just goes to show how hard youtube really is when they cant do it live, its a tough gig.

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>>379754450

>>379760347
LOSE YOURSELF TO MOM'S SPAGHETTI IT'S READY

>>379759021
pewdiepie invented that style and everyone copied him because he's popular

>>379760413
how ignorant are you? these fags go to meetups, tours, performances all the time.

especially someone as big a him

>>379760091
>making a cinematic feels game no one asked for.
you didn't ask for
i'm sure there are plenty of people who would enjoy this game

>>379760002
Who's this ugly fucker?

>>379757509
Fuck off, shill.

>>379759021
this should clear some of your questions
https://youtu.be/7xBLndxNqVs?t=564

>>379760091
I asked for it.
Get fucked, nerd.

>>379755136
Either the teleprompter he was reading got fucked or he was getting yelled at in his headset

or both

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>>379760002

>>379760652
>t. GoW is my most anticipated game of E3 and TLoU is my favorite game of all time.

There's no buzz and the game will fall into irrelevancy, just like any non-Sony studio that makes these kinds of games. Remember Quantum Break? That's what I thought.

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>>379756925
>>379756925

>>379759809
there is no such thing as bad publicity

>>379760007
>implying we dont keep up with everything on the internet

you dont seriously limit yourself to 4chan do you? haha wow

>>379755915
That guy was awesome. Made me hype for the game. Some actual passion being put in the game.

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>>379760002
>last summer
>keep seeing this guys videos in trending
>tell my cousin how much I hate him
>talk about kicking his troll ass if encountered
>same day we go to coney island
>waiting for a ride to open up
>guy next to me filming a different ride
>he turns
>see his fucking face
>"hey how's it going?"
>"u-uh good, you?"
>mfw I pussied out

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C3YgRUX97jI

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>>379760827
Oh, man, can you imagine if there was a producer getting mad as shit through the headset?

>IT'S NEED FOR SPEED PAYBACK
>DON'T SAY UMMM

>PAAAAAAAYBACK, YOU FUCKING IDIOT
>PAYBACK!

>FUCK

I will never understand people who can't speak publicly.

Dude, just go up there and talk.

>>379760002
I don't understand why this faggot has any fanbase at all, what the fuck does he even do besides record videos where he spews his dumbass opinions

>>379761112
Which one are you?

>>379761112
Where are you in the video faggot?

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>>379761173
Just b urself bro :)))

>>379761173
I can understand it, BUT, I cannot understand how these companies can't afford people who are experts at public speaking.

They must really think like you

>dude it's easy just go up there and talk

and this is what we're stuck with. People who come off fake as fuck, and make the marketing super obvious.

>>379761112
lol goodluck faggot. he works out regularly looks like a 6'4 chad and was in the military

>>379755915
See that prison?

>>379754450
EA did pretty good this year if this is the best you've got.

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>>379760787
>legitimately unfunny

>youtube millennial who is used to doing heavily edited 2 second jumpcut videos has trouble performing live

HOLY SHIT

>>379761039
music, vidya, occasional kino.
I don't watch TV, news, current affairs, celebs or e celebs

>>379761173
i never understood this meme. they'd keep telling us in college communications courses and shit "public speaking is people's #1 fear". id just be like lol wat. thats shits easy as hell and fun u get to get up there and make people laugh and shit.

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>>379760002

>>379761501
>not keeping up with current affairs, memes, celebs, arts/entertainment

you uncultured plebian

>>379761396
>waaahhhhh don't make fun of him u bullies

>>379754450
Poor guy
I know what it's like having problems with speaking and presenting. My throat closed up on one presentation I was forced to do back in middle school.

I really only got over it by doing it.

>>379761645
I grew up with TV, news stories bullshit etc.
When you become a bit more enlightened you mat realize yourself how these idle things only serve to enslave you rather than to liberate.

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>>379761278
>>379761289
Unfortunately no but I was standing next to him when he filmed 6:22

>>379761381
Fuck off, I'm 5'10 and he was at least 2 inches shorter

>>379761173
>autismal as fuck, terrible conversationalist
>perfectly decent public speaker if given the opportunity to prepare
Fucking laziness is what it is.

>>379761914
Everything is designed to enslave you, even your precious videogames and """""kino"""""""

>>379761914
>he never learned how to sift through the bullshit to enjoy and discover new shit he likes

no wonder youre a depressed curmudgeon anon

>>379761748
I was mocking him retard. My point is you shitheads are late to the mockery train.

>>379761173
I don't understand why companies pay to put these people up there. You don't have someone in-house who can talk to a developer?

>>379762265
Oh ok, I didn't get youre post.

>>379762361
because they want the youtuber audience

>>379761384
you can splitscreen co-op in it

revolutionary

>>379762604
They already put memes in games, though.

>>379762518
Whoa and actual reply that admits fault on /v/ of all places I don't know how to react.

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What he did mean by this?

>>379762093
no they are designed to entertain you, well in fact designed to make money as a first objective.

But How does watching innocent families get carpet bombed, or some muslim extremists boming innocents on TV entertain us.
in fact it has nothing t do with us.
On the flip side, why do I need to watch what some celebrity wore to go out to eat last night, or some fag who makes shitty internet 2.0 vids in an attemp to make money.

These things do not concern me.
My immediate surroundings are more important and deserve my attention to this type of trivial shit.

>>379762361
really? u dont understand how someone with millions of followers and fans might help to influence and market a product? are u 12?

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>guy gets nervous on on stage gets a bit of sensory overload maybe has social anxiety
>WOW THAT IS JUST AN EPIC FAIL CAN WE MAKE THIS A MEME PLEASE LET'S OVERANALYZE EVERY SECOND OF IT OMG CRINGE
I implore you /v/. Disable your Reddit accounts, chuck your phone into the river, and start socializing in person.

>>379762773
>"I-it was just the teleprompter guiizz!!!"

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>>379762773
Looks like you're choking too

>>379762756
Maybe because I am not a fucking kid, but I won't tell my age because then you will go full shitposting again over it.

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>>379762773
>have to give a maybe 30second address
>casual and informal so you don't even really have to memorise anything
>STILL NEED A FUCKING TELEPROMPTER

I memorised the entirety of The Man From Snowy River and recited it when I was in fucking grade 4 or 5.

How fucking retarded are these people?

>>379754450
Youtubers, streamers are the most useless and retarded creatures in the universe.

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>tfw we will never get E3 equivalent of THIS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ngf6hMWSmFA&t=58s

>>379757949
>>379758338
try harder.

everyone watches him. everyone thinks he's fucking hilarious. it's pretty funny to watch the virgins of /v/ sperg out about him

>>379762851
If you're watching goddamn E3 for the youtubers and not the games, you likely weren't going to buy shit anyway. This is not like a celebrity endorsement(direct promotion) of a product. The developers/publishers are marketing their own product. The youtubers just introduce them, and poorly at that.

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>>379762854
>maybe has social anxiety

Educate yourself before you start spewing diarrhea.

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>>379762854
It is just fun to make fun out of it you pussy little bitch
Fuck off

>>379763296
I seriously don't know who he is.
>>379763163
We won't get that because these companies won't get people who know how to fucking speak in public.

>>379754450
I'm glad this year's E3 started out with strong max spaghetti. I hope it keeps up.

>>379763349
>you likely weren't going to buy shit anyway

citation needed. yes millions of people who watch jesse's shit surely wont buy a star wars game, based on a movie that also has millions of fans.

>>379763115
Recite it.
Now.

>>379754450
>channel blocked
:^)

>>379763296
>everyone thinks he's fucking hilarious

Everyone is now your group of underage squeeker friends, huh?

>>379763503
What would those millions of Star Wars fans have to do with Jesse? Is Jesse the reason why they bought the game?

>>379763163
We have our goddess Aisha though.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oP9O1oS4F80

>>379763671
lol you'd suck at marketing bro.

>>379763548
I've long since forgot most of it, but here goes.

There was movement at the station, for the word had passed around
The colt from Old Regret had got away
and joined the wild bush horses - he was worth a thousand pound,
and all the cracks had gathered to the fray

There was Clancy from The Overflow,
no better horseman ever held the reigns,
and never horse could throw him while the saddle girths did stand
he learned to ride while droving on the plains
And Harrison had made his pile when Pardon won the cup,
the old man with his hair as white as snow
but few could ride beside him if his blood was fairly up
he would go wherever man and horse could go

One was there, a stripling, on a small and weedy beast
something like a racehorse undersized
with a touch of Timor pony, three parts thoroughbred at least
and such as are by mountain horsemen prized
hard and tough and wiry - he was the sort that won't say die
there was courage in his quick impatient tread
and he bore the badge of gameness in his bright and firey eye
and the proud and lofty carriage of his head

That's the most I can remember, except for fragments of the later verses.

>>379759784
he's pretty hot you faggot

>>379761173
I feel like dying when giving a speech in front of a large enough crowd, but still pull through somehow, these guys just don't practice enough.

>>379764032
Just looked it up and I forgot half the first stanza and I got the second stanza backwards.

It was a long time ago.

http://www.middlemiss.org/lit/authors/patersonab/poetry/snowy.html

>>379754450
Somebody give him the hair

What happened? I was watching and I didn't hear any fuck up? Are you guys so starved for cringe compilations that youll make some up?

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>>379763442
>It is just fun to make fun out of it
Nothing even happened. You think it was worth making fun of because you've lowered the bar so low for E3 memes and this is all you got from one conference. The days of Konami 2010 are long gone. Let it go.
>pussy little bitch fuck off
Calm down little niglet. We're not playing CS here.

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>>379756571

>>379764072
>liking twinks
you're the faggot, m8

>>379761173

I can't speak for others, but my mouth gets dry and I get this overflow of embarrassing scenarios in my head like "what if this happened or what if THIS happened" and it makes me stutter and forget. If I prepare enough beforehand I can usually speak pretty well, but it's definitely a nerve-wracking thing for me and many others to do. Some people can just do it naturally, though. It must be personality or something.

>>379761220
Cause we truly descended into the age of mediocrity, the cursed time where ignorance reigns as master where the void is the only culture and imbeciles parade as sages spewing their opinions as some kind of almighty undisputable moral ....... humanity has never been more doomed than now

>>379764552
he memorized the poses he was supposed to do but was too nervous to remember his lines

>>379757547
>he thinks it wasn't her name

>>379755860
underrated

>>379762854
>a professional presenter (who is paid) shouldn't be any better than a regular nobody off the street

fuck off retard. he deserves everything he gets.

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>>379759619
why is day9 so perfect

>>379764552
yeah its literally nothing

>>379759605
take your pills

>>379764712
nice try idiot. people have been spewing that same rhetoric since the roman times.

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>My boy, Marcus, executive producer
>Thank you, Nick

>>379765405
Protip: the Roman Empire fell.

>>379765405
Open your eyes more and talk less my friend

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>>379764032
>>379764164
You tried anon.

>even chads get nervous

hmmmm

Just some guy stuttering. We had a president for eight years who did this all the time when he didn't have a teleprompter. This EA E3 was so fucking boring and not even bad in a fun way. I want my time back.

>>379754450
Ir's ok I let Gaunter take his soul.

>>379764567
I don't see any macros or other stuff being made, just a tiny little thread in your dumpster everybody will forget in a few hours.
If you make a fucking drama out of it then people will actually make stuff just to piss you off.

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>>379754450
he's auditioning for the reboot.

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>>379765623
I used to be able to do it. I even had different hats with different wigs sewn into them for when I was reciting the words of the Clancy and Harrison.

>>379765589
spoiler that shit ffs asshole

>>379758953
His content is still shit except now he is pandering to the 12 year old edgelords who browse /pol/, ironically or not

>>379763296
>this is a real post on /v/ in 2017
I want to believe it's a bait, but I really don't

>>379765589
protip: humanity is at its best its ever been today

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>>379761173
I think it something that you can indeed learn if you do it often enough.
I'm not a native speaker, so it's hard for me to do presenations (business informatics engineer for ecommerce here, basically I build up online shops). When I get time for preparation it turns out okay, but if I have to do it spontaneously it's a fucking disaster.

>>379764896
>deserves everything he gets
A laugh over a beer and forgotten about the next day. Again. This is the highlight of your life, not his.

>>379762854
>Gets paid probably thousands of dollars to say 5 lines of dialogue
>Fucks it up
>I'm supposed to feel sorry for him

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>>379765921
No, it isn't.

Humanity is the same as it has always been. Individual societies succumb to decadence and are replaced by new ones who inherit the advancements of the old, and then in turn succumb to decadence.

It's perfectly coherent to point out decadence in one particular community without implying that "humanity in general" - whomever that even is - is on a downwards trend.

In short I'd probably say that human history is a history of falling upwards.

>>379759643
You are being paranoid, people are always trying to force memes for their own personal gain and it never works

>>379760223
Overall? Not that bad.
Opening trailer for madden looked generic but in a good way and I don't even play the game.

>>379764712
>he has most prosperous life he ever had
>he has best working conditions
>he has best food, water and shelter supply
>he probably doesn't even work and lives off NEET-bux
>he has no war around him and despite all the memes very safe living conditions
>yet he complains that his life is worse than it could've been three centuries ago

>>379766229
>lowest crime rates
>lowest amounts of war around the world
>more people than ever able to get food and shelter and safety

i dont think you know history lol

>>379760392
cause he is a jew. Self admitted. Hes as jewish as they fucking get. Massive DNC shill for the masses and CNN shill.

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Funny thing is that you sperglords wouldnt stand a chance speaking in public.

>>379766437
Would you credit that to the improvement of the moral fibre of human beings, or simply to technology?

Stop being a fucking moron, you tool. Humans haven't changed. Our tools have changed, and that has changed how we interact with each other, but if you dropped a modern man in a medieval society he'd be no better than his tools allowed him to be.

How the fuck retards like you think that your half-assed musings on life and the world are worth sharing is beyond me.

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>>379756571
> E3 2016 supercut

What the absolute fuck was that?

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>>379766229
>>379764712
Upvote :)

>>379761220
fucking this. I cant understand the point of his videos, its just him doing random crap and talking about random crap. All his videos are shitty edits and the only redeeming them is the camera work. What the fuck is the point?

>>379766640
Don't lump me in with >>379764712 you fucking moron. I am saying something entirely different to him.

https://twitter.com/Jessewelle/status/873662492337098752

HAHAHAHA I'M LAUGHING GUYS!! Totally NOT about to take a good long look at my waste of a life.

>>379766620
lol

>>379766301
got out faggot

Can't wait for the Crowbcat recap on e3.

>>379766202
>I'm supposed to feel sorry for him
No just recognize this is pretty mundane and common occurrence in the realm of human interaction.

>>379766801
>when you get thoroughly BTFO and your penny philosophy is shown for the half-baked dribble that it is so you reply with "lol" as if you were only pretending to be retarded
You have to be over 18 to use this website.

>>379766628
Ubisoft's opening of their Press Conference with Just Dance

>>379766620
>you think that your half-assed musings on life and the world are worth sharing

you started it bro. now youre mad that youre wrong :^) lol idiot "waaahhh the world bad and sucks and people are the worst today than ever before!" haha fuckoff fag

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>>379760002
Kinda reminds me of Jerry Horne from Twin Peaks except he's not likable at all

>>379755915
he was just pumped about his game
you are buying his game, right?

>>379759509
this is only day one and the smallest conference. more to come mate ;)

>>379754450
The entire point of E3 and other trade shows is to impress investors, so why do they always use the most retarded, unprofessional people imaginable?

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>>379754450

This is just a appetizer to the shitshow that is going to be e3 2017.

>>379766620
irony: the post

>>379760002
i tried really hard to make out what it was he was playing but then i realized that his glasses weren't reflecting the switch screen

hey guys it's ya boi, skinny penis

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>>379766956
Your treasured objective metrics that measure the inevitable progress of humanity show...

A FUCKING DECLINE in America.

Americans today are NOT enjoying the lowest crime rates ever, they are NOT most able to get food shelter and safety, and the lower annual battle deaths are surely not creditable to a more restrained US foreign policy.

If low crime rates and more food make better societies then the US was better in the 1970s according to your own fucking argument.

Kill yourself.

>>379755915
He was actually pretty cool tho :3

This fake-ass Youtuber on the other hand...

>>379764947
I was just thinking that, why is he in that video when he rolled with it perfectly?
Is he doing the PC show again this year?

>>379766918
?

>>379767198
go to bed pdp it's night time and marzie is gonna be upset

>>379767190
>samefagging this hard

>>379766620
I wouldn't get too drawn into this discussion when he's posting lol like a teenage girl.

>>379764748
>he thinks it was
>inb4 nickname or middle name rationalization.

>>379767226
>"humanties the worst ever!"
>shows a chart measuring from 1960-2004

lolwut. did you pass college?

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>>379754450
>>379756571
CRINGE KINO INCOMING

That hair and glasses combo is basically "Nu-Male Cuck: The Look".

>>379767226

but America was white back then, that's pretty gross

>>379767513
nah he's woke. yall just judge by looks which is pleb and unwoke af

>>379766379
As long as you continue to view humanity and technology as the same whole you will never understand. Technology evolved not the humans, there's never been so much disparity between rich and poors for example so at the end your daily life might be better but that's not the case for everyone

>>379755297
getting drunk might help a little actually

>>379767497
that was great tho what are you talking about

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>>379767438
>claim that we enjoy the lowest crime rates ever today
>objectively wrong
Keep posting, you're hilarious.

"OH BUT I WAS SPEAKING RELATIVE TO THE WHOLE OF HUMAN HISTORY"
Funny that, because you have zero (0) statistics on violent crime per capita in ancient Rome and so you cannot prove your argument whatsoever.

Not only that, but the 1960s and 1970s are also a part of human history, so you would still be wrong.

You are so clearly underaged it hurts.

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>>379766596

/v/ isn't one person. I'm actually a very decent public speaker.

>>379754450
Since when was he a fairy?

>>379767438
>>"humanties the worst ever!"
but he never said that

you need to go back, faggot

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>>379755860

>>379767238
I hope so.

>>379767226
>>379767226
>Americans today are NOT enjoying the lowest crime rates ever
uh yeah they are asshole. small fluctuations that happen over a decade doesnt cancel out the fact that rape and murder were commonplace 1,000 years ago. try using a wider time margin.

>>379767667
>only goes back to 1982

you realize if you were alive during medieval, roman, or while ghenghis khan was raping your dead skull, humanity was a lot worse back then. idiot.

>>379767438
P.S. that's not how you spell "humanity is"

Humanities is the plural.
Humanity's is the possessive.

There is no contraction of humanity is.

Go back to school, you clearly need it.

>>379767718
>/v/ isn't one person. I'm actually a very decent public speaker.
>having normie talent
>posting on /v/

pick one my man

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>>379755686
>I got my boy the producer of the game here
>he is the producer of the game

>>379767798
>"humanity has never been more doomed than now"

do you always comment on things without reading them first?

>>379767226
>If low crime rates and more food make better societies then the US was better in the 1970s according to your own fucking argument.
Do you not understand that on the timescale he was talking about, "now" and "1970" are literally the same thing? You just proved him right.

>>379766596
That's why you get people who can speak to an audience not le trendy youtuber of the month.

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>>379754450

>>379767965
shut up u stupid fgt lul i talk how i wantz on the internet

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>>379755686
>THANK YOU NIG-

>>379754450
ANNNNND HEEERE WEEEEE GO!

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America's future pic related. Global pandemonium

>>379754450
couldnt even spend the time to memorize a few lines

>>379756212

Sauce on that thumbnail?

>>379767875
>>379767880
Yes, and I'm not saying that's not the case you UTTER FUCKING MORONS.

I am saying that
1. if your measure of human achievement is wages and crime then humanity was better in the 1960s than it was now, so claiming that we are at humanity's peak today is objectively wrong. At best you can claim that humanity peaked RECENTLY (as in, within the last handful of generations), which is... hmm... let me think... the original point that you fucking retards objected to
2. I don't even agree that humanity peaked recently or that there even IS such a thing as "the peak" of humanity. Humanity hasn't changed and won't change. What has changed are the tools we have. Because we have better farming equipment and more ability to fertilise our land, less people starve. That's not because we're better people today, it's because we have better tools. If you took a farmer today and gave him medieval farm equipment people would go back to fucking starving. We are not "better" people than our ancestors. We just have better tools.

Now, please, post "lol" again like the underageb& that you clearly are.

>>379766986
nothing likeable about that stupid manlet

I honestly feel bad for him. Long term, it won't ruin his career, but it made him look like a fool.

>>379763163
Tom Hanks is the shit

>>379768349
lol

>>379768047
That wasn't my post you utter fucking spastic.

>>379768090
>on the timescale he was talking about
He RESPONDED to THIS POST (>>379764712) which continued from this post (>>379761220). Clearly the time frame being referred to is the rise of twitch streaming and the information age.

i.e. the last few decades, not the last few centuries.

Don't butt into conversations you know nothing about.

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>>379761173
Seriously.
I'll be honest, I used to be terrified of the idea of doing it, but one time I had to it in front of 1000 people and it was a completely spur of the moment thing so I didn't even have anything prepared. They just needed me to eat up like ten or twenty minutes of time because someone was running late.
I was nervous as fuck until I actually started speaking, then it just sort of started flowing naturally. I developed a nice back and forth with the audience. It was fun. And I'm normally a total autiste in social situations.

>>379757724
not everyone follows internet celebrities

>>379754450
I didn't know they were letting gay porn actors direct games

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>>379768292
Hmm

>>379763762
i find her attractive

>>379768047
>unable to follow a conversation that doesn't have usernames attached to every post
you have to go back

>>379768349
nah were better, more people are smarter too. better. u lose again haha

>>379754450
J U S T
U
S
T

>>379768342
It's interracial trap porn. You wouldn't be interested.

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>>379759509

>>379768697
>>379768574
>>379768349
the amount of mad just sounds like /pol/ desu. im out this thread senpai haha retards

>>379767998

You don't have to be a normie to be good at public speaking. All it takes is some rhetorical talent, preparation and a little bit of confidence.

I still suck at casual conversations, but if you give me some time to prepare I can get the job done.

>>379768812
jesus christ

this really happened

this actually really happened

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>When you tryina talk about yer game but some faget cuts you short.

>>379768613
It's what alcohol and cocaine were made for.

>>379762773

>Needing a teleprompter to introduce somebody

Proof 'content creators' are fucking talentless hacks.

>>379768725
>>379768857
>when you realise that you are wrong and your positions are indefensible but don't have the balls to just admit that so hide behind pretending to be retarded and then pretend to "leave" the thread (nigger i know you still have this tab open) so that you can back down while preserving your "pride" (it's not working)
It feels good to win internet arguments this thoroughly.

>>379768812
wtfamiwatching

>>379763163
>this fucking stage walk
My sides.

>>379768613
>have to pause the stream and walk around the room

lol you gay anon

mfw i only watch E3 for the cringe
it's the best time of the year

>>379766628
what

the fuck

is this shit

where are my fucking videogames

no wonder the gaming market's gone to shit. The executives and marketers are fucked up on valium and can't put two coherent sentences together anymore

>>379754450
20 bucks the prompter was scrolling way too fast for him

>>379768797
My friend is interested.

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>>379759509
ARRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEE YOOOOOOOUUUU READDDDYYYY


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=21-VEj-88gI

>>379768797
I need it for science.

>>379769570
Alright, hold on.

>>379769791
Trying to find it. It was on ImageFap.

>>379768797
That sounds pretty interesting, is there a plethora of these?

>>379769593
thats painful

>>379769593
This legitimately makes me want to kill myself

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I just tried to watch the 2016 supercut again and I still can't finish it, I'm sorry I'm so weak

>>379766783
>all those emoticons
He's probably trying to drink the pain away with cheap hard booze at the moment.

>>379769593
Did he have to pay any reparations for this trainwreck? I mean every contract explictly forbids you from doing your job under alcohol/drugs.

>>379755915
he sounded like tommy wiseau. it was great.

>>379759509
The legend never dies.
https://youtu.be/l1vmrMAqeWM

>>379768661
id climb that tree so hard m8

>>379771137
The uncontested champions of E3.

Feel bad for him, the A Way Out dev handled it better

>>379755915
Got sauce on that? I wanna see what you're talking about.

>>379769791
>>379769570
>>379770092
http://x.imagefapusercontent.com/u/Wishyouknewme64/6804924/735143822/cac01a943c6897edd34ef702f189837f.jpeg

>>379755915
He was the only genuine presenter in the conference.

>>379771795
Thank you kind Anon.

>>379759619
Lose my shit everytime at Kojimbles not giving a fuck about the floor animation and just walking over the shit